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WWCF Battle Bowl, August 30th, 2010
*You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by Offspring plays as we see highlights leading up to tonight’s show:
“Damn Right” Jackson defeating Jonathan Michaels at Botch at the Beach to earn a title shot.
Tyfo defeating Jay Carroll to capture the World title.
The Lethal Lottery matches.
The ongoing feud between Viva and Seth, intensified by Viva knocking Seth into his girlfriend Jessica, hospitalizing her.
Evil M and Colt being counted out at Lethal Lottery, the history of the Story.
The promo war between Shannon Gay and Mad Man.*
Pyro explodes as we go live!!!
Hoss - Welcome to WWCF BattleBowl!
King - Gorilla, the Road to GookerMania III begins tonight!
Hoss - Indeed it does, as we know at the end of the night which two men will headline the biggest night of the year!
King - Not only that, but Viva Los Bio Dome will be forced to run the gauntlet! Mr. E, UN Owen, and the mysterious Grey Knight!
Hoss - Plus much more! Let’s go to Michael Muffer!
Shannon Gay V. Mad Man
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, Battle Bowl begins with this special exhibition match!
*Down With The Sickness*
Mad Man emerges from the back, riding a scooter and tossing candy bars to the crowd.
Muffer - Introducing first, from W-S, NC, weighing in at 250 pounds, the WWCF Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man!
Hoss - Mad Man really getting into the job, huh, Jess?
King - Leonard Chikarason‘s got nothing on Mad Man!
Muffer - And his opponent…
Shannon Gay emerges from the back, no music, no pyro, no video.
Muffer - Um… making his WWCF debut…
Shannon Gay!
Hoss - Not much is known about this newcomer, Jess.
King - Not much? Try nothing, Gorilla!
Gay enters the ring as the crowd chants, “WHO ARE YOU?!”
Hoss - Shannon Gay made his first appearance a couple weeks ago on the WWCF website, where Mad Man took offense to his opinions. This match was added for tonight and we’re gonna find out just who Shannon Gay is!
Referee Lloyd McFloyd calls for the bell.
Mad Man and Shannon Gay lock up. Mad Man with a wristlock, Gay flips his way out of it, Mad Man charges, Gay with a drop toehold, then a crawl over into a front facelock. Gay pulls Mad Man up and snap suplex’s him!
Hoss - Impressive.
King - Amateur stuff. I did that in all of my matches back in the day, Gorilla!
Mad Man back up, Gay meets him with a dropkick! Mad Man rolls to the outside.
Hoss - Mad Man not sure how to handle this newcomer.
King - Being the Commissioner of Fun has made him soft! Just beat the guy’s brains out!
Mad Man rolls back in the ring at the count of four. Shannon and Mad Man lock up again. Gay with a side headlock, Mad Man sends him into the ropes, Gay comes back the other end, misses a clothesline, bounces back again, and Mad Man tosses him over the top rope! Gay lands on the apron, points at his head…
Then Mad Man slaps him, knocking him to the floor!
King - Ha! Shannon Gay not so impressive anymore, is he?!
Gay to his feet, Mad Man reaches over the top, grabs him, and pulls him back up on the apron. Suplex to the inside! Cover!
1! Kickout!
Hoss - Too early to try and put him away!
Mad Man pulls Shannon up, Shannon punches him off, then slams him as he charges! Cover!
1! Kickout!
Both men up, Shannon with a leg whip, Mad Man falls into the ropes!
Hoss - I’m very impressed with what I’ve seen from Shannon Gay so far!
King - I’m not. Mad Man’ll kill this kid once he warms up!
Mad Man runs at Gay, leapfrog, Mad Man runs back, monkey flip! Mad Man sent through the ropes!
King - C’mon Mad Man! Don’t let this guy beat you!
Mad Man grabs a chair from ringside and throws it into the ring!
Hoss - Whoa easy now! This is not a no-disqualifications match!
Mad Man grabs the mic.
Mad Man - In the interest of fun-ness, this match is now ANYTHING GOES!!!
Hoss - He can’t do that!
King - He’s the Commissioner of Fun, Gorilla! He can do what he wants!
Mad Man reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can full of weapons!
Hoss - He had this planned all along!
Mad Man throws the trash can in the ring, causing weapons to fly everywhere! Mad Man rolls back in, but Gay nails him with a frying pan, knocking him back to the outside!
King - Son of a bitch!
Mad Man staggers to his feet, but Shannon dives over the top rope onto him! Gay with a flurry of punches!
Hoss - Look at him go, Jess!
King - This is ridiculous! His name is Shannon Gay! How can he be this good?!
Gay pulls Mad Man up and nails him with a knee to the gut, then Angle Slam’s him on the floor! He then rolls him back in the ring! Gay grabs a ladder from under the ring! He sets it up in the corner, then climbs to the top rope.
Hoss - What’s Shannon Gay got in mind now?
Gay holds onto the ladder and falls forward, but Mad Man moves out of the way! Gay hits hard and Mad Man meets him with some stomps and trash can shots!
King - Yeah! Get ‘im Mad Man! That’ll teach him to show off!
Mad Man picks up a road sign and nails Gay in the head with it! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - Oh come on!
Hoss - Still some fight left in Shannon Gay!
Mad Man picks Gay up for a spinebuster, but Gay reverses it into a DDT on the ladder!
King - How is he managing this?!
Gay rolls on top for the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - Hang in there Mad Man! You can do it!
Gay gets to his feet, holding his ribs and lower back. He runs the ropes and drops all his weight, but Mad Man rolls out of the way! Gay lands full force on the ladder!
Hoss - That’s gonna leave a mark!
Mad Man picks Gay up and sets him for a piledriver, but Gay is able to lift Mad Man up and deposit him over the top rope! Mad Man holds on to the rope, though!
Hoss - You can’t rest yet, Shannon! Mad Man’s hangin’ on!
Mad Man pulls himself back over the ropes and as Gay turns, he meets him with a falling clothesline! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - What’s it gonna take to put this kid away!
Mad Man rolls to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring!
Hoss - That might be a good start!
Mad Man slides the table in and sets it up near the corner. He grabs Gay and goes for a powerbomb, but Shannon fights it! Mad Man carries him away from the table, before Shannon hit’s a facebuster! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - OK, I admit it Gorilla! This kid can go! But Mad Man! You can’t lose to him in his first match!
Gay pulls Mad Man on to the table, then slowly begins climbing to the top rope. Mad Man rolls off the table and crotches Gay on the turnbuckle! He then goes to the outside and climbs up behind Gay! Brain Scrambler from the top through the table!
Hoss - Holy crap!
Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Mad Man!
King - YES!! The Commissioner of Fun beat the nobody!
Hoss - Mad Man gets the win, but it wasn’t easy! Shannon Gay put up a hell of a fight! He made Mad Man work for it!
McFloyd raises Mad Man’s hand as Shannon is helped from the ring.
King - OK, I’ll give him credit. I wasn’t expecting him to put up such a fight! But Mad Man had experience on his side!
Hoss - Not to mention he just changed the rules at will.
King - Details Gorilla. Details.
*Backstage, we see Jerry Fish at the door of Seth Drakin's office.*
Jerry: Two weeks ago, we saw the horrifying visual of the commissioner falling to the floor and being seriously injured. Over those past two weeks, we have only heard a released statement from our CEO, basically making the gauntlet match. After that, he has since been silent. We do know that he is in his office and....
*We hear the door open and Little Naitch comes out. He leaves with a grin on his face as Seth Drakin comes out next.*
Jerry: Seth....what was all of that about.
Seth: Nothing you need to know at this time, but let's just say that Viva is in for a huge suprise.
Now if you excuse me, I have other things to do.
*Seth closes the door with Jerry wondering what is going on.*
Colt V. Evil M
Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, with a forty five minute time limit!
*Man on the Silver Mountain*
The crowd boos as Evil M emerges from the back, the Championship of Honor draped over his shoulder.
Hoss - Here comes the biggest disgrace to the Championship of Honor since the belt’s inception, Evil M.
King - That’s no way to talk about the Champ! He has proven himself to be more honorable than the man who created the belt to begin with, our CEO Seth Drakin!
Muffer - And his opponent, from Rockland, Mass, weighing in at 311 pounds, he is the WWCF Champion of Honor, Evil M!
M flashes a cheesy smile at the camera as he holds up the belt.
Hoss - If M is such an Honorable Champion, then why isn’t he defending the belt tonight?
King - Like M said, Colt hasn’t earned a title shot! He’s lucky the Champ’s even taking the time to face him at all!
"You Know That Time In Your Life, That Single Moment That Defines Exactly Who You Are? Well That Only Stings For A Second..." *Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em - Parkway Drive*
Hoss - How can you honestly say that this man doesn’t deserve a shot at the Championship of Honor?! This man has proven to be possibly one of the only men left around here who isn’t completely corrupt!
King - What about me?!
Muffer - And his opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in 247 pounds, Colt!
Hoss - The White Knight of the WWCF!
King - Ignoring me. Typical.
Colt enters the ring and holds up one finger to the crowd. As he removes his jacket and hat, M jumps him from behind!
Hoss - The Champion of Honor, folks! Attacking his opponent from behind.
King - I detect a hint of sarcasm in your voice, Gorilla.
M chokes Colt with his own jacket, then throws him to the outside. He picks up Colt’s hat and offers it to a young kid in the front row, then pulls it back, throws it to the ground, and stomps on it!
King - Right on M! Show em what you really think of Colt!
Hoss - Does he pay you to kiss his ass or something?
M spits on the hat, then grabs Colt and drops him throat first across the guardrail.
Hoss - I thought the rules of honor dictate the match should take place in the ring?
King - Two problems, Gorilla. One, it’s not Rules of Honor and two, the match hasn’t even started yet!
M picks Colt up by the throat and throws him against the ringpost! Big boot! Colt goes down, busted open!
Hoss - Dammit Colt is already bleeding and the match hasn’t even begun!
M pulls Colt up and throws him into the ring. M rolls back in and referee Will Alphonzo calls for the bell.
King - And now we’re underway!
M makes the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - How the hell…?!
M pulls Colt up and locks on a rear chinlock.
Hoss - M trying a submission hold now.
King - Well, he is a submission specialist, Gorilla!
M clamps the hold on tight, but Colt fights it!
Hoss - Well, some of Colt’s greatest wins have come via submission, King! If anyone can counter a hold, it’s him!
Colt fights his way out! M goes for a short arm clothesline, but Colt ducks it and hit’s a jumping knee strike to his former partner! M falls back and through the ropes!
King - It’s OK, M! Just take your time! Catch your breath! You got this!
Hoss - Want me to get you a skirt and some pom poms, just to complete the role?
M gets to his feet, and we see that his lip has been busted by the knee.
King - M IS BLEEDING!!! SOMEBODY STITCH HIM UP!!!
Hoss - Come on, Jess! Colt was busted open before the bell even rang!
King - That little cut? M is gushing blood!
M tries to get back in the ring, but Colt dropkick’s him, knocking him into the guardrail! M tries to pull himself up, but Colt dives over the top rope onto him!
King - This isn’t fair! This match belongs between the ropes, dammit!
Hoss - …You should really start listening to your own commentary more, Jess.
Colt pulls M up and rolls him back in the ring! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
King - PHEW!! That was close!
As M sits up, Colt runs the ropes for another knee, but M catches the leg and pulls him down! He stands up and turns Colt over in to the Boston Crab!
King - Ha! This is it! M’s got it!
M sits down on the hold, putting pressure on Colt’s back, but Colt fights his way out and flips M over!
King - DAMMIT!!
Hoss - Well really, Jess. When was the last time you saw somebody win a match with the Boston Crab?!
M back up, he charges Colt, who hit’s a jawbreaker! M staggers back and Colt hit’s a Million Dollar kneelift, knocking M to the outside once again! M gets to his feet, grabs the Championship of Honor, and heads up the ramp!
King - There ya go, M! It’s a non-title match! You’ve got nothing to prove! Take a walk!
Hoss - How ironic that a man who’s openly supported France is bailing on this match?
M suddenly stops, turns around, and stomps over to the announce table. He picks up Tim Hoss by the collar!
YOU WILL NOT BESMIRCH THE GREAT COUNTRY OF FRANC-
Colt clubs M from behind!
King - No fair! He had his back tur-
Colt glares at Jess.
King - OK, I’ll shut up now.
Colt picks M up and rolls him back in the ring. As M gets to his feet, Colt catches him with a running neckbreaker! Colt scurries to the top rope and dives at M, who shoves Alphonzo into the line of fire!
King - REFEREE DOWN!! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A REFEREE DOWN!!!
M charges with a clothesline, but Colt ducks it and locks on the Final Thought! M taps!
Hoss - M IS TAPPING!!!
King - But the ref is out Gorilla! It don’t count hahaha!
Colt releases the hold as referee John Creed runs down! Creed checks on Alphonzo, while Colt thinks he’s won! With the ref and Colt preoccupied, M grabs the Championship of Honor! Colt turns to play to the crowd, but M nails him with the belt! He slides it out of the ring and makes the cover as Creed turns around!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Evil M!
Hoss - What a cheap way to win!
King - Hey, a win is a win is a win, Gorilla!
M grabs his belt and heads up the ramp, but Sparks appears! M taunts him and tells him to step aside, but Sparks holds up the cage containing Scar!
King - What the hell is Sparks out here for?! The match is over!
Sparks advances, holding the cage, as M backs up. Colt is slowly getting to his feet. Sparks continues to back M up until they’re in front of the ring. M sees Colt standing up, ready to go, then looks back at Sparks and Scar. Sparks says something John Creed. Creed whispers something to M.
NO WAY!! I WON THE MATCH, THAT’S IT!!
Sparks backs M up to right within Colt’s reach…
FINE!!! I’LL DO IT!!!
Creed runs over to Michael Muffer.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee John Creed has ordered that this match be restarted!
King - AW COME ON!!!
Hoss - The right move if you ask me!
A loud cheer goes up as M reluctantly rolls back in. Colt with a dropkick, knocking M back towards Sparks! M teeters, then regains his balance and drops the charging Colt with a big boot! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M stomps Colt, then pulls him up and drops him on the top turnbuckle!
Hoss - This won’t end well for Colt, Jess![/color
King - M already beat him and he’s gonna do it again!
M goes for a superplex, but Colt shoves him down! Colt tries to get his balance, but M quickly grabs him off the top!
Hoss - What is Evil M thinking here?!
M holds Colt in Powerbomb position and spins him around!
King - Hahaha!! YES!! DO IT EVIL M!!
M drops Colt backwards!
King - JOURNEY TO HELL!!! This is over, Gorilla!
M rolls Colt over…
Hoss - I think you’re right, Jess. The Journey to Hell is a devastating move that’s put away countless opponents!
Cover!
1!
King - He ain’t getting up from that!
2!
Hoss - Colt gave it his best, but M had more tricks up his sleeve.
Thr-KICKOUT!!!
King - DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!
Hoss - Unbelievable! Colt kicked out of the Journey to Hell!
M pounds the mat in frustration, then picks Colt up again. He hoists him over his shoulder…
Hoss - M pulling out all the stops here, Jess! Tombstone comin-
Colt wriggles free and locks on the Final Thought!
Hoss - Final Thought! We saw M tap to this once already tonight!
M struggles but reaches for the ropes! He’s about to grab on, but Sparks is standing on the apron, Scar in hand! M screams and steps back. Allowing Colt to pull him down all the way into the move! Legs hooked, M is trapped! TAP OUT!!!
Muffer - Here is your winner, as a result of a submission, COLT!!!
Sparks smiles as Colt releases the hold.
King - How can that possibly be considered fair?! Sparks prevented M from grabbing the ropes!
Hoss - No. M’s fear of spiders prevented him from grabbing the ropes, Jess!
Colt gets to his feet, blood pouring down his face, as Creed raises his hand. M rolls to the outside and grabs his belt, hugging it closely to himself. Colt acknowledges the crowd, then nods towards M, who scowls and hurries up the ramp, belt in tow. Colt climbs to the top turnbuckle to celebrate.
Tim Hoss: Fans before we get on to our next match, we need to talk about that shocking moment last week on Niteraw concerning Smokin Vokoun and Amigo.
*Hoss talks over the video footage of the attack.*
Hoss: As you can see Amigo walked out to ringside...jawed with Vokoun and while Smokie's back was turned...he was attacked by the Human Hate Machine. Vokoun tries to fight them off, but the odds are too great. Vokoun gets destroyed with all of their finishers. But the most hineous thing of all...Amigo gets his lackeys to hold Smokin Vokoun up and with a lead pipe...BREAKS VOKOUN'S RIGHT ARM!!! Amigo and his crew just leave Vokoun for dead while EMT's arrive to take Smokin Vokoun, the WWCF Hardcore Champion...from ringside. King....I have to say that I was pretty shocked by the whole thing and never expected Smokin Vokoun of all people to be in tha state. [/color] Jesse King: While I agree that it was a needless thing to do, Gorilla. But I also have to say that Smokin Vokoun deserved that kind of attack.[/color] Hoss: WHAT??!! What are you talking about?[/color] King: Well he burned down Amigo's manison!!![/color] Hoss: But that was only after Amigo stole Vokoun's belt. Besides....Amigo probably has more than one house...Vokoun had only one championship belt and only two arms. And also, I don't think there is any possible way to get any sympathy from Amigo. He's a cruel human being who doesn't care about any human life. And he can go to hell for all I care.[/color] King: Watch your mouth Gorilla, kids are watching.[/color] Hoss: Well...anyway...that's my thoughts on that important matter. That is why Smokin Vokoun is not here tonight. Anyway, King...that's go to Michael Muffer to introduce our next match.[/color] Viva Los Bio Dome V. Mr. E, U.N. Owen, and The Gray KnightMuffer: The following contest is scheduled as a 3 on 1 gauntlet match. *”Paparazzi Remix” plays and Viva comes out alone with a more determined look on his face.* Muffer: Coming out first….from Hollywood by way of Hayward, California…..weighing 195 lbs………”Hollywood” Viva Los Bio Dome!!!*He enters the ring to a chorus of boos and just goes to his corner as if he just wants to get this over with.* Hoss: Viva does not seem to be happy to be in this matchKing: Why would he? He wanted to be in Battle Bowl.Hoss: Well, the man has only himself to blame for all of this.King: I will agree with you on that one.*“This Machine (WWCF Mix)” by Julien-K plays and Mr. E heads to the ring.* Muffer: And his first opponent……from the Darkest Corner of Seth Drakin’s Mind…..Mr. E!!!!!!!*Mr. E immediately gets in the ring and before the bell rings, he starts attacking Viva. He backs Viva into the corner before the ref tries to get in between the two and the ref is able to get Mr. E to back off a bit. Mr. E yells at the ref and attempts to go back to Viva, but Viva pokes in the eye. This stuns the member of Seth’s security and he turns around to get his vision back. This allows Viva to grab him and hit the Bio-Dome on Mr. E. Viva signals that this match is over and he is quickly able to get the 1-2-3.* Muffer: Mr. E Has Been Eliminated!!!!!*Viva goes back to his corner and smiles. He feigns wiping sweat off his face as if it was really a challenge.* Hoss: Despite what Viva is showing, this match really wasn’t much of a challenge.King: Yeah, he is showing complete disrespect.*“This Machine” (WWCF remix)” plays and U.N. Owen comes to the ramp.* Muffer: Viva’s second opponent is from the Darkest Corner of Seth Drakin’s Mind…….U.N. Owen!!!!!!*U.N. Owen helps Mr. E out of the ring and gets a backstage person to help him to the back. U.N. Owen tries to roll under the ring, but Viva immediately stomps on the second masked man as soon as he enters. Viva grabs U.N. Owen and irish whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Viva then waits for Owen to get up and while the man is stunned….Viva feigns taking his picture. This infuriates U.N. Owen who attempts to clothesline Viva, but the cocky rocker ducks and when the masked man turns around, he is met by The Purple Sticky Punch. Viva goes for the pin, but before the ref hits three….Viva picks him up.* King: Why would Viva do that? He had the guy down and out.*Viva smiles as he points to the back and picks up the downed star. He then hits his opponent with the Tale’s End.* Hoss: What a complete lack of respect from this year’s King of Wrestlecrap.The crowd boos as they see that Viva has used the CEO’s finisher. He then pins the downed opponent and allows for there to be a three count this time.* Muffer: U.N. Owen Has Been Eliminated!!!!*Ref tries to get U.N. Owen out of the ring, but Viva smiles and nonchalantly tosses the fallen opponent to the floor. The crowd boos this show of pure arrogance and it doesn’t get any better for them as Viva grabs a bottle of water and drinks it before posing for the camera. “Shades Of Grey” by Hardcore Superstar plays and Viva prepares for his final opponent.* Muffer: And his final opponent from Parts Unknown…………..The Gray Knight!!!!!!Hoss: It seems we will finally get to see this Gray Knight Seth has been talking about?King: Or will we, he doesn’t seem to be coming out at all.*It seems that no one has shown up to the ramp; however this turns out to be a ruse because a man with a gray knight-like mask shows up from under the ring and slaps Viva from behind.* Hoss: That will show Viva.*This pisses off Viva who blindly charges at the man, who gives him a hip toss. Viva tries this two more times and the same result happens as the first one. Viva gets up and gets really pissed off as the Gray Knight does Viva’s own taunt of feigning taking a photo.* King: That is Viva’s own taunt.Hoss: Well, Viva taunted Seth by using his own move so turnabout is fair play that this guy shows Viva what it’s like. *The Gray Knight’s smile turns into a serious face as he shows his hand and wants Viva to give him a test of strength. Viva accepts and initially it seems that Viva is stronger in this exchange, but the Knight comes back and is able to throw Viva down. The Knight doesn’t allow Viva the chance to recover as he immediately starts stomping away. The ref starts his count and the masked man backs away. He then goes back and irish whips Viva into the ropes. Viva bounces off the ropes and is immediately given a drop toe hold. The Gray Knight immediately locks a Steiner Recliner on Viva as Viva writhes in pain.* King: Seth Drakin does a move like that called the Inquisition!!Hoss: This would be a coup if this unknown man beats a former World Champion with the man who he has been feuding with’s own finisher.*Viva slowly gets to the ropes as the ref attempts to get the Gray Knight to let go of the hold. He starts to count to five, but the Gray Knight will not release the hold. The ref then calls for the bell.* Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee for this match has disqualified the Gray Knight so your winner……”Hollywood” Viva Los Bio Dome!!!!!!Hoss: What the hell!!!!King: He had him beaten, if he had let go of the hold for a second….he might have been able to force Viva back into the middle of the ring and continue the hold. *The Gray Knight still does not let go of the hold and only releases it when Viva’s security come out. The Gray Knight then beats up Viva’s security while Viva leaves the ring. The Gray Knight rams Vince Hetfield and Axl Roth into each other. When both men reach the ropes, the Gray Knight clotheslines them both to the outside.* Hoss: What a great showing by this newcomer.King: Yeah, but Viva still won. *Viva grabs his security guards and are about to head to the back when the Gray Knight unmasks to reveal he is Seth Drakin.* Hoss: It’s Seth!!!!*Viva is seething with anger over this revelation and wants to head to the ring, but his security is able to restrain him from doing so. The crowd cheers this revelation as Seth grabs a mic.* Seth: Viva…………..I hope that you show better than that because as you all saw because you are going to need it at Gookermania 3. That conversation everyone saw in the back was my attempt to get Little Naitch to waive my no compete clause and he gave me his blessing. So at Gookermania 3, you will finally get what you have wanted for a while…….a match with yours truly. *The crowd cheers this announcement as Viva is surprisingly smiling at this revelation. He starts to walk to the back as he yells that he will see Seth then.* Hoss: What an excellent match to be signed for our biggest show of the year in Seth Drakin vs. Viva. I hope Seth kicks his rear end.King: That may be true, but I don’t know what the board is going to say about this. I don’t think they will be too pleased with Seth fighting matches without his knowledge. *Seth heads out of the ring and walks to the back.*[/center]
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WWCF World Championship: Tyfo V. “Damn Right” Jackson
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And now it is time for one half of our main event of the evening... Newly crowned World Champion Tyfo, makes his first defense against one of the fastest rising stars... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Jesse King: We've seen these two men successfully feud with the best this company has to offer... However it appears this time, both men are been in a constant stalemate!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: In the last month, no man had been able to gain a true advantage over eachother. And now leading into this match, they have alot to prove...
Jesse King: That's right. Tyfo is out to prove that he has what it takes to be the Champion and Jackson is out to prove that someone different can hold the gold.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Alot on the line here tonight... Pride, Glory, Fame, The WWCF Championship and of course... the winner here will go on to Main Event Gookermania III... And what a way to end the WWCF Year for either man...
You're Gonna Go Far Kid - Offspring
Footage of Gookermania II is shown with Tyfo securing his Money in the Bank victory... Next we see DR Jackson making his impactful debut a week later... Now we see the first show of 2010, where Southwest Connection win the Tag Titles for the third time... Next we see Jackson make his career defining win against Colt in the Bed of Nails Match... Next we see Tyfo announce him cashing in Money in the Bank... At Botch at the Beach we first see Jackson take on Jonathan Michaels to becoming Number One Contender after three straight spears... Then we see Tyfo making Jay Carroll tap out to become WWCF Champion...
We see Jackson open the next show with a promo about proving the doubters wrong, about how he's out to prove that you don't need a stable to be a success. That night we see Tyfo/Jay Carroll vs Jackson/Michaels, this match ends with Jackson pinning Jay. The next week is the official contract signing, Jackson attempts to jump Tyfo, however Tyfo gains the upperhand. Next we see Jackson vs Jazzman, after Jackson wins, Tyfo jumps Jackson, sending Jackson running through the crowd... Tyfo then takes on Michaels, and after that match Jackson runs through and brawls with Tyfo. Finally last week we have Tyfo/Colt vs Jackson/Evil M, after avoiding eachother all match, Tyfo and Jackson brawl into the back...
"Too Black... Too Strong... Damn Right!" I Made It
The crowd burst into a huge 50/50 ovation as a very focused "Damn Right" Jackson steps out of the curtain in his white suit. He ignores the fans as he walks right into the ring and starts warming up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He has been close before, but this really is the moment for The Black Dynasty, his whole career has been building to this match...
New Blackjacks Theme
The crowd explode as the WWCF Champion Tyfo bursts through the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, holding his title up high. A loud "Tyfo" chant breaks out as he confidently walks down to the ring.
Jesse King: And what a year it's been for the champion Tyfo, record breaking third WWCF Tag Title Reign, Money in the Bank and now WWCF Champion!
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for One Fall and is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, from West Philadelphia, born and raised... weighing in tonight at 303 pounds... He is the challenger, a former Inter-Forum Champion... The Black Dynasty... "Damn Right" Jackson!
The mixed reaction returns as takes off his White Jacket, passing to the Time Keeper. As the time draws near, the gravity of this match appears to strike him.
Michael Muffer: And now... from Dallas, Texas. Weiging in at 245 pounds... He is a 3 Time WWCF Tag Team Champion and the reigning, defending WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... This. Is. TYFO!
Tyfo raises his hands up high in ovation. He passes his belt off to the referee who holds it high in the air. For everyone to see. Tyfo calms himself down as he prepares for this first defense.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Black Dynasty... Mr. Money in the Bank... WWCF Championship... And we're off!
The referee calls for the bell... Jackson immediately goes for the Spear, but Tyfo catches him with a Drop Toe Hold and tries to go for the Cloverleaf, but Jackson kicks free.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Both men trying to get this done early it seems
Jesse King: They both have doubts maybe?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Let's be honest, these two have got to be the two hottest men in this company at the moment, and they haven't been able to one-up eachother all month!
Both men get to their feet and lock up, Jackson gains the upperhand due to his brute size and strength, but Tyfo kicks Jackson's leg out, allowing Tyfo to hit a Snap Suplex. Tyfo capitalises on this by mounting Jackson and unloading with punches. Until the referee needs to pull him off.
Tyfo confidently tells Jackson to "bring it" as Jackson works to his feet. The two men circle the ring Tyfo attempts to double-leg Jackson, however, Jackson clubs Tyfo in the back before booting him across the face.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Both men showing their strengths early in this...
Jesse King: Tyfo is one of the more technically sound guys we've had here, and you can't go past Jackson's strength.
Jackson goes to pick Tyfo up, but Tyfo unloads with a quick punch to the midsection. Tyfo follows that up with a beautiful butterfly suplex. Jackson stumbles to his feet, and Tyfo whips Jackson right into the corner, Tyfo follows this up with a running clothesline into the corner. Jackson stumbles forward and Tyfo connects with a Running Bulldog. Tyfo goes for the pin...
1... 2...
Jackson kicks out, with authority. Tyfo gets to his feet first though, Tyfo runs right at Jackson and takes him down with a Lariat, Jackson rolls to his feet and Tyfo connects with a running Double Axe Handle!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Champion is just unloading on the big man!
Tyfo then picks Jackson up and kicks him in the midsection to stun him... Tyfo then runs to the ropes and bounces back... but Tyfo runs right into a big boot from Jackson! Tyfo stumbles to his feet and Jackson drops him with a big scoop slam. Jackson makes a pin...
1...
Tyfo kicks out quickly.
Jackson picks Tyfo up and give him an arrogant slap. Tyfo quickly responds with a huge punch. Tyfo goes for another one, but Jackson catches it and hits him with a big knee to the midsection. Jackson hoists Tyfo up into the air into a Gorilla Pres and simply drops Tyfo to the mat. Jackson follows this up with an elbow drop and goes for the pin...
1...
2...
Tyfo still kicks out.
Jesse King: Now it's Jackson turn to unleash!
Jackson picks up the fallen Tyfo and holds him in the table top position. Jackson arrogantly looks left and right before throwing Tyfo away with a Fall-Away Slam. Jackson then measures Tyfo up, waiting for him to get to his feet. As Tyfo struggles up to his feet. Jackson connects with a One Arm Uranage Slam. Jackson goes for the pin again...
1...
2...
Tyfo still kicks out!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The champion is taking quite a beating, but the Black Dynasty is going to have to do more than that!
Jackson picks Tyfo up and readies him for a Powerbomb, Jackson hoists him up into the air, but Tyfo breaks free and lands on his feet, quickly hitting a reverse STO. Giving himself a much needed breather. Tyfo quickly picks Jackson up and snaps Twist of Fate... Tyfo stumbles towards the turnbuckle and climbs to the top...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It looks like Tyfo is finding his second wind here...
Jesse King: However he's putting alot on the line with this high risk maneuver.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He might have to if he wants to put Jackson away...
Jesse King: This could also be what Jackson needs...
Tyfo dives off and lands hard with a flying fist drop to the head of Jackson. Tyfo goes for the pin.
1...
2...
Jackson kicks out!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: My god, the resolve!
Tyfo picks Jackson up and lands a hard right punch, rocking the Black Dynasty. Tyfo hits another, sending Jackson into the corner. Tyfo then hits a running Clothesline on Jackson. Tyfo then hoists Jackson onto the top rope, Tyfo climbs to the second...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Could this be...?
Jesse King: Are we about to see the Tumbleweed?
Tyfo picks Jackson up and holds him in the air... delaying it for quite some time...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: If he hits this, it's over!
Tyfo starts to lean back, to drop Jackson down, but Jackson shifts his weight and manages to land behind Tyfo, on his feet. Jackson quickly grabs Tyfo onto his shoulders and runs right out into the middle of the ring, Jackson quickly drops down into the High Attitude!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: My god! What a counter!
Jesse King: Even I'll admit, that was impressive! It's over!
Jackson makes the pin...
1...
2...
Tyfo somehow kicks out!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What!? How did he kick out!
Jesse King: Uhh... by getting his shoulder up?
Jackson can't believe it. He starts to freak out, so he gets to his feet and boots Tyfo in the midsection and lays him out quickly with a powerbomb. Jackson goes for the pin again..
Jesse King: Ferocious!
1...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This could be it!
2...
Tyfo still manages to get his shoulder up! The crowd are going crazy!
Jackson is flipping, he's almost looking scared. Wondering what he has to do...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This goes to show you how much the WWCF Championship means to Tyfo!
Jesse King: He's willing to fight on through the pain of it all, just to hold on to that gold...
Jackson picks Tyfo up and scoops him up with a Vertical Suplex, but hold him high in the air. Jackson starts spinning in circles has he holds Tyfo up and upside down. After 5 circles, Jackson drops a very dizzy Tyfo to his feet. Jackson recovers quicker and attempts to charge at the stunned Tyfo with a Lariat, however Tyfo quickly counters and Double Legs Jackson and quickly locks in The Cloverleaf!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: My god! Tyfo with the Cloverleaf! Out of nowhere, the Cloverleaf!
Jesse King: Right in the middle of the ring, this is why he's the champion!
Jackson is in the middle of the ring, screaming in agony, as Tyfo wrenches back as hard as he can, screaming for him to tap. The referee watches as close as he can, as Jackson flails for the ropes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's got it in tight!
Jesse King: If Jackson doesn't do anythign about it, he's going to have to tap!
Jackson remains in the middle of the ring, no way he can reach the ropes. It seems hopeless...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But how much does the title mean to Jackson? We saw Tyfo risk his body to hold on to the title... will Jackson?
Jesse King: I guess we'll see if he really is a bully and a coward after all?
Jackson is screaming, Tyfo is almost in tears trying to get Jackson to tap... Jackson raises his right arm, almost in desperation... He reaches towards the ropes, but it's almost two meters away... There's no way he can reach... Tyfo continues to pull back.
Jackson raises his right arm again... he goes to tap... but no! He plants both arms to the ground firmly and manages to kick Tyfo off of him!
The crowd actually explode in applause over this.
Jesse King: Wow! Jackson's strength is still somethign to behold!
Jackson remains on the ground, grasping his back in agony... Tyfo collects himself using the ropes and turns to see the fallen, limp Jackson. Tyfo lets go a sigh of relief, as he approaches Jackson. A loud "Let's go Tyfo!" "DY-NA-STY!" duelling chant breaks out. Tyfo picks Jackson up and goes for a grapple, but Jackson breaks free. The two men stare face to face...
The crowd are on their feet. The chants get louder... "LET'S GO TYFO!" "DY-NA-STY!"
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Can you feel the electricity King!
Jesse King: I'm speechless!
"LET'S GO TYFO!", Tyfo hits hard right... "DY-NA-STY!", Jackson responds in kind. "LET'S GO TYFO!", Tyfo hits hard left... "DY-NA-STY!", Jackson with a fierce slap! "LET'S GO TYFO!" Tyfo jumps at Jackson, knocking him back with a forearm... "DY-NA-STY!" Jackson boots Tyfo down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The crowd is torn, both men deserve this!
Jesse King: LET'S GO TYFO! DY-NA-STY!... what?
Tyfo works to his feet and again jumps at Jackson with a forearm, rocking him. Tyfo whips Jackson to the ropes, but Jackson immediately fires back with a Spear! Jackson goes for the pin!
1!
2!
TYFO STILL KICKS OUT!
Jesse King: I cannot believe this!
Jackson is going mental, he walks around the downed Tyfo, freaking out... Jackson then takes the opposite corner and waits for Tyfo to get up.
Jesse King: Oh no, we've seen him do this before... This is how he won the contendership to begin with!
Jackson measures Tyfo, begging for him to get to his feet. As Tyfo struggles up, Jackson takes his run... He lunges for the Spear, but Tyfo counters into a Powerslam! Tyfo hooks the leg!
1!
2!
JACKSON KICKS OUT!
The fans are raging on! Tyfo is starting to look desperate... He takes to the top rope, now he begs for Jackson to get up... Jackson struggles to his feet... Tyfo dives off going for the Double Axe Handle and Jackson takes him down with another Spear!
"HOLY S***!"
Both men are down, stirring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What won't these men do for this title? I'm dumbfounded!
Jesse King: This is what the WWCF Championship is all about!
Jackson struggles to his feet first, using the ropes as an aid. He walks over to Tyfo, but instead of going for the pin. He picks him up by one hand. Jackson gets right in his face and yells "DAMN RIGHT!" and picks him up and locks in the Anxiety Adjustment! Tyfo begins to yell in pain...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And there's the Anxiety Adjustment! The toll this move must be taking on Tyfo is incredible!
Jesse King: But Tyfo is a fighter!
Jackson slowly walks towards the centre of the ring, wrenching down on the move has hard as he can. Just yelling out a battle cry, the referee is running right up to Tyfo, asking if he wants to submit... After a pause that feels like an eternity... Tyfo screams... "NO!"
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'm not sure if that was the smartest choice by the champion here...
Jesse King: That's how much that belt means to him!
Jackson gets concerned but holds on tight with the move, convinced that Tyfo didn't have much left in the tank... Jackson keeps on wrenching as Tyfo screams get louder... However Tyfo keeps fighting strong... Jackson realises that Tyfo wouldn't give up the belt... So he jumps into the air and connects with the High Attitude!
Jesse King: Oh no!
Jackson makes the pin...
1!
2!
3!
I Made It
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's done it! The Black Dynasty has done it!
The crowd burst into ovation for both performers after what they had just seen...
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match... and NEW WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... "Damn Right" Jackson!
The referee hands Jackson the belt and he cannot believe it, he's in tears clutching the belt. He runs up the turnbuckle and holds the belt up high, the crowd burst into a loud "DYNASTY!" chant.
Jesse King: As much as it pains me to say it... no one has had a year quite like this man, he debuted against the best... and had hung with them ever since... He's now won the World Title and he's taking it to GookerMania!
Jackson turns around to see Tyfo standing behind him... after a long pause... Tyfo grabs Jackson hand and raises it high in victory...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But don't go past Tyfo, he fought hard to win the title, and damnit you have to respect the fight he put up to hold onto the title... It just wasn't his night... So begins the Era of Attitude...
Battle Bowl Featuring: Amigo, Caleb Fourchon, Dream Warrior, The General of the Monkey Army, The Hangman, Jazzman, Jonathan Michaels, Little Naitch, Sparks, Square, Starshine, and Whitey Fats
Jesse King: It's time, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Yes it is, Jesse. The Battle Bowl, a Battle Royal for a shot at the WWCF Championship at Gookermania.
Jesse King: Twelve men will enter, but only one can win.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well let's join Michael Muffer at ringside...
Michael Muffer: And now, your main event of the evening: The Battle Bowl! And now, the first entrant...
*King Kong 2004 Theme*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The General of the Monkey Army, King.
The General makes his way to the ring, Tinkers in his arms, and an uneasy look in his eyes.
Jesse King: The General's been having an identity crisis lately after encountering Mad Man.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Yes. The General has yet to hold a single title, but he still got into the Battle Bowl. Could this be his big break at last?
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Lansing, MI, and weighing in at 225lbs... he is the General of the Monkey Army!
The General sets Tinkers down, then slides into the ring.
Jesse King: Well, my money's not on him.
*Memories Will Never Die*
Dream Warrior drops straight down from the rafters, landing feet first. The General takes off his sunglasses and hands them to Tinkers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well what about Dream Warrior?
Michael Muffer: Now in the ring, hailing from Memphis, TN and weighing in at 200lbs: Dream Warrior!
Dream Warrior climbs the second rope and poses for the crowd.
Jesse King: The kid has a lot of heart, but not a lot of experience. In his dreams, maybe.
*Original Prankster*
Jonathan Michaels enters on the ramp, Sarah Nakatomi at his side. Tinkers puckers her lips for The General.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: JoMo, King. Jomo.
Jesse King: Maybe. He's the first entrant who I may give a snowball's chance in hell tonight in the Battlebowl.
JoMo and Sarah walk down the ramp.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, CA, weighing in at 240lbs: Jonathan... Michaels!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jonathan Michaels has climbed his way up the WWCF ladder and it may finally be time for him to grab the brass ring.
JoMo kisses Sarah and then slides into the ring. Tinkers leaps into The General's arms and smooches him. Dream Warrior slumps his shoulders.
Jesse King: Now's not the time for love. Now's the time for war!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Actually, now's the time for entrances.
Jesse King: Shut it.
*I Don't Care*
Square and The Hangman cross onto the stage, posing for the crowd.
Jesse King: Now here's a pair that I wouldn't mind putting my money on.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The WWCF Tag Team Champions could prove to be formidable in this match if they stick together.
Square and Hangman walk down the ramp.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, your World Wrestlecrap Federation Tag Team Champions. Hailing from Preston, England and weighing 210lbs: Square! And hailing from Port Royal, Jamaica and weighing in at 300lbs: The Hangman!
Jesse King: I'm saying it now, Gorilla: my money's on Square.
The Hangman enters the ring. Square hangs back and smiles at Sarah Nakatomi.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Uh oh, King. Square looks like he's about to put some moves on JoMo's girl.
Square walks up to Sarah, still smiling. Sarah shakes her head and looks to JoMo, who leans over the ropes.
Jesse King: Hey, Battlebowl's not supposed to start yet!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Then Square ought to not hit on Miss Nakatomi.
Square looks up at JoMo as Hangman comes from behind. The General lets Tinkers down and joins Dream Warrior in surrounding Hangman.
Jesse King: This is already getting ugly. It's a powder keg on the verge of explosion.
Referee John Creed breaks up Sarah and Square and tells Square to enter the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Battle Bowl is a tough match to call, and so we have four of WWCF's finest referees surrounding the ring.
Jesse King: "Spud" Verne Johnson, Will Alphonso, John Creed, and Lloyd McFloyd surround this ring, on the lookout for all eliminations.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'm not jealous of them, that's for sure.
Square slides into the ring and joins Hangman in a corner. JoMo glares at Square while Square smirks back, winking at Sarah.
*Supermassive Black Hole*
Starshine is on the entrance ramp, pointing to Square, who points at himself, looking both ways. He points at Hangman, who flexes his muscles.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Ryan Starshine may have a decent chance.
Jesse King: Eh... I don't know. I think that he's had a pretty good return to form lately, but the WWCF is a little different since he left. No money. I'm still going with Square.
Starshine walks down the ramp, high fiving fans along the way.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Star City, Australia and weighing in at 205lbs: Ryan... Starshine!
Jesse King: I think that Starshine should try his hand at the Championship of Honor or else the Interforum Championship before the WWCF Title.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's already been a Tag Team ace, and now he has a chance for the WWCF. May as well go all in when you have the chance.
Starshine slides into the ring, wary of Square and Hangman. Square smirks and gives him berth to pose. Starshine climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arm in the air.
*Circus Envy*
Caleb Fourchon wanders out onto the entrance ramp.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Then there's Caleb Fourchon...
Jesse King: Hey, he beat up former Interforum Champion Boiler Room Brawler.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB has amnesia and is green all over again. And he still won the match. I think that Caleb is out of his league here.
Jesse King: Out of his league? Need I remind you that the man murders alligators for a living? With his bare hands sometimes?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I thought that he wrestled for a living.
Jesse King: Shut it. Again.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, weighing in at 248lbs and hailing from Dulac, LA: Caleb Fourchon!
Caleb Fourchon slides into the ring, takes a look around. Tinkers shakes her head at him. Square extends his hand. Caleb shakes it and joins Square and Hangman at a corner.
*Old Style Southern Music*
Whitey Fats walks out, BRB behind him. He smiles, raising his hands to the crowd. BRB looks around.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Whitey Fats could be a formidable force tonight, but he might be all alone in this match.
Jesse King: Well he is the #1 Contender for the Interforum Championship.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He didn't earn it. He bought it from BRB.
Jesse King: But still. He got one over on the Man in Black, our current champion.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: After the Man in Black had been through a grueling match.
Jesse King: You're in denial.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh will you stop it?
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Starke, FL, and weighing in at 280lbs: Whitey Fats!
Whitey walks up the ring steps. He takes off his dress jacket and hands it off to BRB, then crosses the ropes into the ring.
*Hurricane Season*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is who my money is on, King.
Jazzman spins around on the ramp and then walks down to the ring. Whitey, Square, and Hangman grind their fists. JoMo and Dream Warrior look to each other and gesture to Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Alliances are being made as entrances continue. Jazzman should be a man to ally with for the time being.
Jesse King: I disagree. Jazzman's technical schools don't mean as much when you have to throw your opponents over the top rope. Caleb Fourchon, Hangman, Whitey Fats; these are the men who you want to ally with for Battle Bowl.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Upstate New York and weighing in at 236lbs: Jazzman!
Jazzman slides into the ring, looks both ways, and then joins JoMo and Dream Warrior's corner.
*Caught in a Web*
Sparks emerges, Scar, his pet tarantula, resting on his shoulder. He walks down the ramp.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Sevierville, TN, and weighing in at 216lbs: Sparks!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks has severed ties from Heavy Metal Hollywood and is forging his own destiny. Just look, King; he's the only member who's in the Battle Bowl tonight.
Jesse King: Maybe, but he's a chihuahua amongst pit bulls in my opinion and don't give me that tired cliche about dogs and fights.
Sparks walks by BRB, who steps away because of Scar.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Out in Oklahoma I normally have to kill bugs like Scar when my wife sees 'em.
Jesse King: Indeed.
Sparks puts Scar away in a cage. Tinkers goes up to it and taps the cage, then jumps away when Scar moves.
Sparks slides into the ring and crouches next to the General of the Monkey Army.
Jesse King: Pet lovers unite?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You may want to rephrase that, King.
Jesse King: Huh?
*Welcome to Hell*
Amigo emerges, Hardcore Championship belt around his waist. He looks around the arena, then points to Square and Hangman, who nod back. He heads for the ring.
Jesse King: Amigo could take this one too, now that I think of it. He's Hardcore Champion after all.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He is not. Just because he has the belt doesn't mean that he won it.
Jesse King: Well when he throws down with The Smokin' Vokoun, we'll see who truly deserves that belt. But for now, he's going for a bigger prize tonight.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Tempe, AZ, and weighing in at 214lbs: Amigo!
Amigo removes the Hardcore Championship Belt and hands it off to Referee Will Alphonzo, but not without a snarl, a scowl, and a promise.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That's no way to even be a false champion.
Amigo slides into the ring and joins Square, Hangman, and Caleb Fourchon. He gives Fourchon a stern look, but focuses his gaze on the entrance ramp.
Jesse King: The Human Hate Machines could take this match if they remain united until they're the only ones left.
*New Blackjacks Theme*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And this is it! Our final entrant.
Little Naitch walks out and gazes upon the contestants within the ring.
Jesse King: You know when you place your money but are afraid that someone else will take the match?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Yeah?
Jesse King: I'm getting that vibe from Little Naitch. I'm a man of my word. I'm gunning for Square, you're gunning for Jazzman, but Little Naitch has been chasing the WWCF Championship dragon for a long time. That's got to have lit a fire under his ass.
Little Naitch walks down the ramp, measuring everyone up.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Las Vegas, NV and weighing in at 235lbs: Little... Naitch!
Naitch slides into the ring, looks at each corner: JoMo, Dream Warrior, Starshine, and Jazzman in one corner; Sparks and the General of the Monkey Army in the next; Amigo, Square, The Hangman, and Caleb Fourchon in the next; and Whitey Fats by his lonesome in the last.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What's he going to do? Who will he go with?
Jesse King: Just like Sparks, Little Naitch is the only member of his last stable within this match. He too is alone, and he could be looking at a match with his former Family member and former Tag partner Tyfo at Gookermania. But tonight, he must make new allies to win this match.
Little Naitch leans back onto the ropes and crosses his arms.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No one! Little Naitch is going with no one tonight!
Jesse King: Suicide I tell ya!
Michael Muffer: Now that all of the entrants are in the ring, the rules are thus: Battle Bowl contestants must throw their opponents over the top rope to eliminate them from the contest. The Battle Bowl will continue until there is one contestant left remaining, who shall earn a title shot for the WWCF Championship at Gookermania.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: At last, King. All of the pieces are in play, and now it's time for the Battle Bowl.
Michael Muffer: And now, let's get ready to Battle!
The bell rings and the match begins. JoMo, DW, Starshine, and Jazzman collide with Amigo, Square, Hangman, and Fourchon. Sparks and the General hang back while Whitey throws a punch at Naitch.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The battle is joined, King. Fists are flying!
Jesse King: The General and Sparks are playing it safe though. Smart move.
Naitch grabs the ropes and kicks Whitey in the stomach. JoMo headlocks Square. Hangman locks a sleeper hold on JoMo. Starshine jumps on Hangman's back and locks in his own sleeper. Amigo and Fourchon throw their elbows at Starshine's back, making him let go of Hangman and drop back to his feet. DW climbs the top rope and leaps off, clotheslining Amigo and Fourchon to the mat. Sparks and the General nod to each other and separate, taking two different sides.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Hate Machines are the focus of this match, King.
Jesse King: Their unity will be their strength and their weakness.
Hangman lets go of JoMo, turns around, and elbow drops onto DW's back. Amigo and Fourchon return to their feet and stomp on DW. Square waistlocks JoMo and back body drops him to the mat. Jazzman jumps behind Fourchon and crucifix pins him to the mat, holding him down. The General whistles for Tinkers and points at Scar's cage, which Tinkers scampers to. Whitey Irish whips Naitch into the corner. Starshine leaps at the second rope, rebounds, and goes for a knee drop onto Square's belly.
Jesse King: This Battle Bowl is madness already, Gorilla. With such ripsnorting action, it's a shame that only one man can win. Go Square!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Listen to you, King. So sure of yourself. So sure of Square.
Jesse King: He did the right thing taking himself down to the mat with Michaels. It's hard to go over the top rope when you're on the ground.
BRB circles the ring and follows Whitey as he grinds his elbow into Naitch's face. Sparks springs up onto Whitey's back, takes him down with him, and monkey flips him to the center of the ring. The General mounts Whitey and starts punching him while Naitch sits back and takes a breather. Fourchon breaks out of Jazzman's crucifix pin. Amigo and Fourchon pick up DW, hoist him over their shoulders, and start spinning around.
Jesse King: I hope that Dream Warrior can hold his lunch.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And with almost everyone on the ground, he better hope that Amigo and Fourchon lose their footing.
The General stands back up just in time for Amigo and Fourchon to knock DW's boots into his head, knocking him over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Uh oh, the General, King! The General will be the first casualty of the Battle Bowl!
The General holds onto the top rope, but Naitch capitalizes by throwing a kick to The General's back, knocking him to the arena floor. Referee Lloyd McFloyd confirms.
Michael Muffer: Contestant General of the Monkey Army has been eliminated!
Jesse King: I hoped that he'd last longer than that!
Whitey stands up and rests against the ropes. Amigo and Fourchon launch DW like a missile at Whitey, knocking him over the top rope.
Jesse King: Whitey now too! DW is quite the weapon!
BRB catches Whitey and fireman's carries him, then puts him back into the ring. Amigo and Fourchon stomp on Whitey. Jazzman and Sparks nod to each other and clasp hands to form a giant clothesline. They charge at Amigo and Fourchon, knocking them both over onto their backs. Square and JoMo are back on their feet, exchanging punches and kicks. Starshine locks his arm around Square's head and drops down for an inverted DDT. Tinkers emerges with Scar's cage and opens it, dropping it on BRB, who starts freaking out.
Jesse King: Ah! Looks like BRB remembered that he doesn't like spiders!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Whitey's insurance policy is out to lunch now!
Whitey stands back up when he is met with Jazzman and Sparks's double clothesline. He is toppled, knocking over BRB in the process. Referee Will Alphonso confirms.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Whitey Fats has been eliminated!
DW stands up, runs up to the Hangman, and delivers a standing dropkick to the chest. The Hangman backs up into a corner from the impact. Jazzman and Sparks let go of each other and go their separate ways. Square kicks JoMo in the belly and double underhooks him. He looks both ways, and is then caught with a chinlock from Starshine. Both men are down to the mat. Amigo and Fourchon return to their feet and split up. Amigo goes for Sparks while Fourchon goes for Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Two men: Whitey Fats and The General of the Monkey Army, are the two first casualties of the Battle Bowl.
Jesse King: Two dreams for the biggest stage of all lie dead.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But ten remain.
Hangman gets out of the corner, elbowing DW in the face, making him back off. Jazzman and Amigo lock up. Amigo wins out and lifts Jazzman for a vertical suplex. Square struggles with Starshine's chinlock, his leg on the ropes to no avail. Sparks springs up for another monkey flip to Caleb Fourchon, but Fourchon catches him, holds on, and slams him back down to the mat. JoMo throws a thumbs up at Fourchon, who returns. Amigo still has Jazzman in the air.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Look at the strength of Amigo.
Jesse King: Y'know, JoMo and Fourchon started out on opposite sides of the ring, but don't forget that one is mentoring the other.
JoMo waits a moment, then runs up to Amigo, shoving him over, bringing Jazzman crashing down on Hangman's head, knocking him over the top rope. Hangman holds onto the top rope and starts pulling himself back into the ring until DW missile dropkicks him off and onto the arena floor. Referee Will Alphonso confirms.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Hangman has been eliminated!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: There goes Square's tag partner and one of the Human Hate Machines.
Jesse King: Right you are, but I'm still pulling for Square. He took it to the mat and Starshine's keeping him there.
Sparks rolls out of the way of Fourchon's fist drop. Amigo and Jazzman stand back up. Amigo scowls at JoMo and throws a punch. JoMo returns the favor. Jazzman throws a kick at Amigo's back. DW climbs to the top rope, perches, and waits. Naitch sits back in the corner. Square rolls his way out of the ring under the bottom rope, taking Starshine with him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Square and Starshine are out of the ring, but it was not over the top rope; they're still in the match!
Jesse King: But now he has Starshine off his back.
Amigo jabs his elbow into Jazzman's face, making him back off. He then punches JoMo with the same arm, making him back off again. Sparks kips up but is met with a big boot from Fourchon. DW dives from the top rope, shoulder blocking Fourchon to the mat. Square and Starshine stand back up and slide back into the ring by Referee "Spud' Verne Johnson's orders. Naitch crouches down.
Jesse King: Naitch playing it safe? Ha! He's wussing out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: If Square did it, you'd say he was playing it smart.
Jazzman and JoMo run for Amigo, who sidesteps them, making them collide. Naitch comes from behind Amigo and locks in a full nelson hold. Dream Warrior kips up and gives Sparks a hand while Fourchon stands up. Square kicks Starshine in the belly, and hoists him upon his shoulders.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Square getting ready for the L7 on Starshine!
Naitch maintains his hold upon Amigo, who backs up and falls through the ropes, taking Naitch with him.
Jesse King: Amigo and Square certainly think alike there.
JoMo and Jazzman are back up, gauging the others. DW and Sparks jump up for standing drop kicks, but Fourchon backs up. They miss and fall to the mat. Fourchon leaps up and fist drops both of them in the chest. Starshine elbows Square in the head and manages to return to his feet. Starshine Irish whips Square for the ropes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Square and Starshine have really gone at each other throughout this match. Have they went for anyone else?
Jesse King: Starshine knows Square's moves, and vice versa. May as well take each other out while they have that advantage.
Square returns from the rebound, spins around, and slams his elbow into Starshine's face. Fourchon picks up both DW and Sparks and rests them against the ropes. He backs up, and big boots Sparks over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Squaresplosion! Squaresplosion to Starshine's face!
Jesse King: And a big boot from Fourchon! See ya Sparks!
Starshine is knocked over the top rope and then pushed away by Square. Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson confirms. Sparks lands outside, confirmed by Referee John Creed.
Michael Muffer: Contestants Starshine and Sparks have been eliminated!
Jesse King: They're dropping like flies.
Amigo and Naitch exchange blows. A punch to Amigo's head. An elbow to Naitch's face. Square points at JoMo, then at Sarah, smiles, and then beckons to him. Fourchon backs up, looks both ways, then runs up and big boots DW over the top rope as well. Referee John Creed confirms.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Caleb Fourchon cleaning house tonight in the Battle Bowl.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Dream Warrior has been eliminated!
Jesse King: Let's see, that's Dream Warrior, Starshine, Sparks, Whitey, The General, and uh... The Hangman. That's six eliminations, Gorilla. We're at the halfway mark now!
Caleb Fourchon turns around to face Square, Jonathan Michaels, Jazzman, Amigo, and Little Naitch. Every man has a staked out space in the ring, each one exchanging glances.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Battle Bowl must come down to one man, and Caleb Fourchon just took out two men by himself. He'd better be-
Amigo and Square nod at each other and charge at Fourchon, fists flying, but Fourchon meets them head on. Jazzman, JoMo, and Naitch look at each other, then go for one man apiece. JoMo Irish whips Square to the corner. Jazzman takes down Amigo. Naitch leaps at Fourchon and lands a flying elbow to his face. Fourchon leans onto the top rope, but he doesn't go over.
Jesse King: Three separate battles within a greater battle. Things have gotten even juicier, Gorilla.
Fourchon shoves Naitch away, then follows him up with a tackle to the mat. Amigo knocks Jazzman away and uses the ropes to stand back up. JoMo charges at Square but is met with an elbow to the face, followed by a bulldog.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's like three separate matches in one, Jesse.
Jesse King: But every man must keep his eye on the prize. They need to stop taking people down to the mat; it does them no good.
Square stands up and stomps on JoMo, who heads for the bottom rope. Naitch headlocks Fourchon and wraps his legs around for extra leverage. Jazzman is back to his feet, as is Amigo. Jazzman lariats Amigo over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amigo's being eliminated!
Amigo catches himself on the apron, ducks, and shoves his shoulder into Jazzman's belly.
Jesse King: Nope. Amigo's better than that.
Fourchon stands up, Naitch still hanging on. He runs for the ropes. Amigo sidesteps Fourchon as he collides with the ropes, partially going over. Naitch lets go and starts hoisting Fourchon.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Fourchon made it far in this match, but will this be it?
Jazzman helps hoist Fourchon over the rope. Fourchon holds on, but is ultimate foiled by an overhead fist from Amigo and he falls out of the ring. Referee Lloyd McFloyd confirms.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Caleb Fourchon has been eliminated!
Jesse King: Now they're probably going to gang up on Amigo and Square...
Square has picked up JoMo and Irish whips him across the ring. JoMo collides with Amigo, knocking him off the apron. Referee Lloyd McFloyd confirms.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Amigo has been eliminated!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'd hate to be Square right about now.
Amigo is livid. In his frustration, he shoves McFloyd away and rummages below the ring, pulling out a steel chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amigo's not done tonight!
Jesse King: Well, hate is a strong word, and Amigo is a strong man.
Amigo walks up the ring steps and bashes JoMo straight in the head, knocking him down. Jazzman and Naitch stand their ground, gauging Amigo, when Square bulldogs the two of them to the mat. Amigo crosses the ropes, then climbs to the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amigo is sadistic and a bad sport. He lost and should get over it.
Jesse King: Amigo has gone places with his current attitude. I don't think that he has been convinced that he needs to change yet.
Amigo signals Square, who stands Jazzman up. Amigo raises the chair over his head.
*Sinner Man*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What?
Amigo turns to see the Smokin' Vokoun run down the ramp, a big, massive, pipe wrench in hand.
Jesse King: Vokoun has BRB's old pipe wrench. He's ready to kill tonight!
Amigo turns around, chair still raised over his head. He leaps, swinging the chair down with him, but Vokoun blocks with the pipe wrench. Both men drop their weapons and wince. Square climbs the turnbuckle while JoMo, Jazzman, and Naitch stir.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Battle Bowl is going bananas!
Jesse King: You betcha, Gorilla, but the Hardcore Champion needs to take this out of the arena now that he's eliminated.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: For the last time, King, Smokin' Vokoun is the WWCF Hardcore Champion; Amigo just has the belt.
Amigo throws a punch to Vokoun, but Vokoun counters by tackling him, hoisting him up, and ramming him into the guardrail. Jazzman and Naitch stand up, to which Square dives for a flying cross body.
Jesse King: Square's gonna take this one, Gorilla. I told you!
Jazzman and Naitch catch Square.
Jesse King: No, no!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Your pick is going down now, King!
Vokoun backs up, then lariats Amigo over the guardrail into the crowd. He jumps the guardrail and starts pounding on Amigo. Jazzman and Naitch hoist Square over their heads. Square struggles as they move to the ropes. JoMo starts standing back up.
Jesse King: You can do it Square! Now's your time!
Amigo and Vokoun disappear into the crowd. JoMo recovers some in the corner. Jazzman and Naitch toss Square over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Hate Machines are out of this match!
Square holds on by an arm and a leg hooking the ropes.
Jesse King: A ha! Good one, Square!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I may have spoken too soon.
Square regains his footing upon the apron and punches at Jazzman and Naitch, who move out of the way of a charging JoMo, who spears Square off the apron. JoMo goes through the ropes, but Referee Will Alphonso confirms Square's elimination.
Jesse King: Dammit!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jonathan Michaels is still in the match though. He went under the top rope.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Square has been eliminated!
Square stands back up to stomp on JoMo.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And just like his fellow Hate Machine member, Amigo, Square is a sore loser!
Sarah Nakatomi comes around to confront Square. Jazzman and Naitch take breathers. Square points down at JoMo, scowling at Sarah, and then he stomps him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Square is beating down JoMo over a woman? How petty!
Jesse King: Well JoMo could have taken Square's gestures in stride, but no, he had to take it too personally and now Square's making him pay for it.
Sarah kneels down and picks something up and throws it at Square, who immediately starts freaking out.
Jesse King: What is it?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's Scar! Sparks's pet tarantula!
Jesse King: What? You mean it's been scampering about this whole time?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The General of the Monkey Army's wife, Tinkers, let Scar go earlier!
Square runs and scrapes Scar off of himself while taking off running through the crowd in a panic.
Jesse King: I don't blame Square. Wrestling is one thing, big creepy crawlies like Scar is another thing entirely.
Jazzman and Naitch continue resting. Sarah helps JoMo stand back up. Referees "Spud" Verne Johnson and Will Alphonso tell him to return to the ring, but he rests agains the apron.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jonathan Michael has made it to the final three of this match, and he's not doing himself any favors by giving Jazzman and Naitch time to recover.
Jesse King: I'll give you that. Jazzman and Naitch have been to the top. JoMo is the last man in this match with something to prove.
Sarah gives JoMo a kiss and then pats him on the back. JoMo slides back into the ring. Jazzman and Naitch return to a wrestling stance.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is it, King. One of these three men will face the WWCF Champion at Gookermania III.
Jesse King: You can say that because your pick is still in the match.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman was the longest reigning WWCF Champion in our company's history. He's a near shoe-in.
Jazzman, Naitch, and JoMo converge. Jazzman kicks Naitch in the leg. Naitch throws a headlock on JoMo. JoMo reverses, lifting Naitch up. Naitch kicks Jazzman over before being slammed onto his back, but he holds onto JoMo's head.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: They've already been through so much, but they have so much more to go.
Jazzman stands back up to throw kicks at Naitch, who eventually lets go of JoMo.
Jesse King: Jazzman knows how to throw some vicious kicks that even Naitch cannot ignore.
JoMo rolls away from Naitch and Jazzman as Naitch goes to take down Jazzman, but Jazzman holds his ground.
Jesse King: And again, all of this trying to take things down to the mat is wrong. You want to take things off the mat and over the top rope.
JoMo climbs back up as Naitch rolls away from Jazzman before receiving another kick. Jazzman charges for Naitch, attempting a single leg boston crab, but Naitch rolls over again. JoMo goes for the turnbuckle.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The key is that if your opponent has poor footing, they'll be easier to eliminate later. At least that's how I see it.
Jazzman turns to see JoMo run for him with a lariat. Jazzman ducks below, catches JoMo with a rear waistlock, and german suplexes him. Naitch returns to his feet and waits for an opening.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman and his german suplexes will be the end of Jonathan Michaels tonight...
Jazzman stands back up with JoMo and german suplexes him again. Then a third time, and then he takes a breather, to which Naitch runs up and knee drops Jazzman. Naitch rolls into a crouched position, gauging his opponents.
Jesse King: Little Naitch is smart to act like a vulture at this point. Picking his battles within the Battle Bowl should ensure victory. JoMo's main tactic seems to be "act like a punching bag."
Naitch climbs to the top rope and poses to the crowd before diving off for an atomic knee drop to Jazzman's sternum. JoMo stands back up and rests against the ropes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Little Naitch. Jazzman. Jonathan Michaels-
Jesse King: One of these things is not like the others.
JoMo runs up to Naitch, grabs him, and snap suplexes him onto Jazzman. All three men rest for a moment.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Even Michaels still has gas in the tank. Could it be fumes?
All three men begin to stand up when Naitch darts for Jazzman's leg, locking on a single leg boston crab.
Jesse King: I'll give Naitch this much credit: taking out Jazzman's legs will certainly reduce his kicking power.
JoMo stands up while Jazzman kicks Naitch in the face. Naitch lets go and clutches his face while Jazzman stands up with the ropes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman may have reigned the longest, but no has been chasing the WWCF Championship for a second run for as long as Little Naitch.
Naitch stands back up, eyes locked with Jazzman, when JoMo superkicks Jazzman over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Fade to Black! Fade to Black! JoMo's taken out Jazzman!
Jesse King: There goes your guy too! And after mine too!
Jazzman lands on the apron. Naitch dives for his leg, headbutting it in the back of the knee. Jazzman buckles, but holds onto the rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That leg wasn't worked enough, King! Jazzman's still in!
JoMo grapples with Jazzman, who hoists JoMo over the top rope, but JoMo catches himself on the apron himself. Naitch is back on his feet.
Jesse King: This is it! Little Naitch has won!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Little Naitch may finally go to Gookermania to reclaim the WWCF Championship!
Jazzman tenses up against the ropes when Little Naitch takes him down from below. Jazzman falls backwards, but holds himself up by the hands. Naitch locks in a Figure Four Leglock from above.
Jesse King: What? Naitch, you could have taken out Michaels!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman almost saved himself by walking on his hands.
Jesse King: Oh bull! He's showboating now!
JoMo crosses the ropes and walks away from Naitch to recover. Naitch lets go of the Figure Four Leglock on Jazzman, whose feet finally land outside the ring, confirmed by Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson.
Michael Muffer: Contestant Jazzman has been eliminated!
Jesse King: Final two, and neither was one of our picks, Gorilla!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Who knows who will win, Jesse!
Naitch looks to JoMo, who gives him time to stand back up. Both men are profusely sweating and heavily breathing.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The adrenaline has to be running low on these two men, and what goes up, must go down.
Naitch and JoMo lock up. Naitch waistlocks JoMo from behind, but JoMo reverses and waistlocks Naitch from behind. Naitch swings an elbow at JoMo, who ducks. Naitch hooks his arm over JoMo's head, but JoMo grabs Naitch, hoists him up, and slams him down for a spinebuster.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Spinebuster from JoMo!
JoMo looks around the arena, then climbs to the top rope. He poses to the crowd, then winks at Sarah. Naitch remains on the mat.
Jesse King: JoMo, you fool. You're showboating now too!
JoMo turns around, then dives from the turnbuckle for a moonsault onto Naitch. Both men reel from the impact.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's using high risk maneuvers to end this more quickly. A beaten up Naitch is a Naitch who doesn't resist a throw.
JoMo climbs back to his feet while Naitch stirs.
Jesse King: Can Little Naitch stand back up from that moon sault? After everything else? Was that the final nail in the coffin?
JoMo stamps his foot as Naitch reaches for the ropes to stand back up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: JoMo's getting ready to Fade to Black again.
Naitch is back to his feet, his back to JoMo.
Jesse King: I know that look from Naitch. He's ready for the Fade to Black. He knows a telegraph when he sees it.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Or hears it in this case.
JoMo runs at Naitch, throwing another super kick. Naitch is knocked over the top rope.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Another Fade to Black!
Jesse King: Naitch's reflexes are shot!
Naitch holds on as JoMo throws a punch at him. Naitch blocks, then grabs JoMo by the head and drives him to the turnbuckle, ramming him headfirst into it. Naitch climbs to the top rope.
Jesse King: It didn't work for Michaels, so why should it work for you, Naitch?
Naitch poses to the crowd, when Michaels takes a breath, then springs back to his feet. He grabs Naitch by the ankle.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A Key Grip?
Jesse King: A Key Grip!
JoMo twists Naitch's ankle and Naitch tumbles down to the arena floor below. Referee John Creed confirms.
*Original Prankster*
Michael Muffer: Contestant Little Naitch has been eliminated. Here is your Battle Bowl winner: Jonathan... Michaels!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Unbelievable, King! Jonathan Michaels is going to Gookermania to challenge the WWCF Champion!
Jesse King: He won by pure luck tonight! He would have been doomed if Naitch hadn't made that last minute mistake!
Sarah Nakatomi enters the ring, as do Referees "Spud" Verne Johnson, Will Alphonso, Lloyd McFloyd, and John Creed, who all raise Michaels's arms in victory.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This was an incredible Battle Bowl. Twelve men entered, but Jonathan Michaels prevailed, and he's going to Gookermania III!.
Pyrotechnics go off, and Jonathan Michaels continues celebrating.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What an incredible night. I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss-
Jesse King: I'm Jesse King.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And we'll see you, the WWCF Galaxy, this Monday on Niteraw! Credits: Evil M, Seth Drakin, Smokin’ Vokoun, DR Jackson, and BRB
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