Monday NiteRaw September 6th, 2010
The NiteRaw intro kicks in, but is almost immediately cut off.
"Too Black... Too Strong.. DAMN RIGHT!"
I Made It
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Before even the announcers are out, the music of the new WWCF Champion kicks in, to a huge ovation which slowly turns to half boos/half cheers.
Out steps "Damn Right" Jackson in this trademark white suit, with his jacket buttoned up. He steps onto the top of the ramp and pauses, he looks down soaking in the response from the crowd... He then slowly begins to unbutton his jacket, revealing the WWCF Championship around his waist. He then slowly removes the belt and holds it up high to the sky, a ludicrous amount of pyro goes off as the crowd go wild. He then proudly places the title over his shoulder and he makes his way down to the ring... He grabs a mic.
DR Jackson: I'm sorry, I had to come out here as early as possible, so early infact that it appears the only people that have rocked up to work so far is myself, and the guy who's incharge of music and pyro... Thanks Carl. Anyway, I wanted to get here so early so I can officially welcome you all to the "ERA OF ATTITUDE!"Jackson pauses to take in the 50/50 response.
That's right, last week... my year long journey, my year long rise to the top finally came to a head. When I put on the performance of my career against the incomparable Tyfo to become The WWCF Champion!
I debuted the week after GookerMania II, with the sole purpose of spitting in the face of the ultimate adversity, and now to think I am now just moments away from headlining GookerMania III as the defending champion. I still cannot believe that the very last person to make his entrance at this years GookerMania, is The Black Dynasty... This... this is a dream come true!A sudden loud "DY-NAS-TY!" chant breaks out. Jackson's smile slowly gets serious.
And now you all love me... You all scream for me? You all want to become a part of this moment...
I'm standing here, holding the title that has been held by those that are considered the best this company has ever seen... Amigo, Milo Duck, Colt, Little Naitch, Seth Drakin, Jazzman, Aaron Enigma, Viva Los Bio Dome, Jay Carroll and Tyfo... however there are three things that set me apart, things that genuinely make me truly something else...
Three things that make me the ideal franchise...
1. I am the first black World Heavyweight Champion... I went from being the guy who grew up, never getting the finest things in life. I had to work to simply survive on the bottom... I was never even close to getting that rich, silver spoon in my mouth... and now here I am, grasping that brass ring! I look up to the sky... and now the world... is mine!A few boos reign in, whilst others begin a "You Made It!" chant to the tune of his entrance song
2. I am the first man to successfully hold both the Inter-Forum Championship aswell as the World Championship... Which means I am the epitome, the poster child, the ultimate role model, the prime example of what it takes to truly earn your place in the world. I never played politics, I never cried until I got a world title shot... No, I even lost my first Inter-Forum Championship match after winning a battle royal and had to fight in another 10-man match to earn my second shot, against the same champion, M.O.P. I saw the top of the hill from the bottom and I knew what steps I had to take to not only get to the top, but cement myself there. I didn't bitch about getting held down, I fought my way and broke through that glass ceiling.
And 3. Unlike every other single World Champion this company has ever seen, I achieved every single accolade in my career all by myself! I didn't need, I didn't rely on... I didn't DEPEND ON anyone else to get to the top. I didn't hang out with stables, riding the coattails of a superior whilst holding down my "friends", I didn't rise through the card with a tag team partner only for it to end with the "Rockers" effect... And most of all, I didn't suck up to the fans, hoping to be accepted by... you people!The chants for Jackson fade out and the boos become more prominent, getting to about 60%
No, I single handedly fought my own battles, lived out my own career and actually earnt every bit of respect... and now The Era of Attitude is a reality, the Era of Attitude is all about being your own man! The days of Stables running the show is OVER and now, you don't need to be afraid of not having any allies to make a name for yourself!
And The Black Dynasty is a force to truly be reckoned with! And this Era will become global by GookerMania III!
And now, with that out of the way, I guess it's time I talk about GookerMania III... more importantly my oppo-"You Know That Time In Your Life, That Single Moment That Defines Exactly Who You Are? Well That Only Stings For A Second..."
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'EmThe crowd explodes as Colt steps out, fresh off his win against Evil M. He runs right into the ring and grabs a mic and faced Jackson...
Good to see someone else has showed up to work today...Jackson, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I'm just wanted to come out here and be the first person to officially congratulate you on becoming the World Champion!
Look, we've had our share of wars... and to this day my body aches thinking about that Bed of Nails match, but fact of the matter is this... I gave you your career defining match. After that Bed of Nails match, everyone here knew that without a shadow of a doubt that you were the real deal... and again, I gave you that career defining match...DR Jackson: What you want to take credit for my success?No, not at all... I gave you your career defining match, however it was you that made your career defining moment. It was you that took the ball and ran with it... it was you that became World Champion. I just want to say congratulations for finally making it...
And I also want to thank you, for letting me be a part of that moment... Look, we may hate eachother... we may have done irreversible damage to our bodies in the name of glory... But I have alot of respect for what you can do in this ring... Just don't blow it outside of the ring.Colt and Jackson shake hands, and Colt makes his quick exit. With a loud "Colt " chant littered throughout the arena...
DR Jackson: Well that was random, but atleast he respects the fact that I made my own name for myself...
Now moving on to GookerMania III... my opponent, the winner of the BattleBowl is none other than Jonathan Michaels...A loud cheer for Jono's name.
We really did climb the ladder of the WWCF together this year... we've faced off in King of Wrestlecrap Tournament, we've faced off in a Thunderdome Qualifier and most recently we've faced off in the Number One Contenders Match that lead to me winning this title... So it's only appropriate that we both end our WWCF Calendar Year by facing off one last time in the Main Event of GookerMania III.
Jonathan Michaels is a man that I do have alot of respect for in the ring... Every time we've fought the matches got closer and closer, tighter and tighter and a whole lost more intense... However these matches all had one thing in common... They all ended the same way. The Black Dynasty coming out ontop...
So now, when we face off one more time... What chance does Jonathan has? I mean sure he put up a great effort and eliminated some of the best this company has to offer to earn this shot... however, I've beaten them all and completely bypassed them to go straight to the title.
Jonathan... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. For those who don't learn from their past are doomed to repeat it... And if you haven't learnt anything... it looks like GookerMania III will come to an end with The Black Dynasty standing strong and the Era of Attitude reigning supreme...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DA-DOAThe crowd explodes for this interruption as Jonathan walks out from behind the curtain, mic in hand.
What I'm getting myself into?
So, what, you're saying I should just forfeit my title shot and hide on the roof?
That we shouldn't have a main event for the biggest PPV of the year?
That I should just come to the ring at the end of the show and throw you a party and kiss your ass?
You and I both know that's just not gonna happen, pal.
You stand there and talk about how you climbed the ladder all by yourself as though I had everything handed to me, as though I've coasted along on a wave of mediocrity.
I just want you to think about what I've accomplished this past year, I was the longest reigning Hardcore Champion ever, I became the Champion Of Honor, I SAVED the Hardcore Title from oblivion, and I've made sweet sweet love to my hot girlfriend in every room of this arena.
Even your locker room, and sorry about the stains.
Now I respect everything you've done, but if you think for one second that you can intimidate me, then you're damn wrong.
And, cut.Jonathan throws his mic down to the ground and storms down to the ring to face Jackson. Jackson throws his mic down. Jonathan rolls right into the ring and gets in Jackson's face.
The crowd are on the edge of their seats as the main event of GookerMania III is staring right at eachother, nose to nose, just itching to start unloading on eachother... Suddenly a legion of officials run down and get inbetween the two men before any physicality can happen...
Jackson holds up his World Title up high to the sky in Jonathan's face as the officials attempt to drag him away... with the crowd being in a heated "Hardcore Heartthrob"/"Dynasty" chant duel... the staredown takes up to the commercial...
Caleb Fourchon V. SparksMichael Muffer: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. First, from Dulac, Louisiana, weighing 248 pounds, Caleb Fourchon!*Caleb stalks down the ramp to REM’s “Circus Envy”. He jumps into the ring and rolls to his feet, making a circuit around the inside while glaring at the crowd before going to his corner and squatting down to wait*
Tim Hoss: Fourchon is coming off an impressive showing at last week’s Battle Bowl, where he outlasted six other wrestlers, including his opponent tonight.
Jesse King: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Caleb Fourchon has all the tools to be a major player in the World WrestleCrap Federation.
TH: You’ll get no argument from me, Jesse. But he needs to start winning matches if he wants to get in on the hunt for one of those titles.MM: And his opponent, from Sevierville, Tennessee, weighing 216 pounds, Sparks!!*The crowd cheers as Dream Theater’s “Pull Me Under” plays over the stadium speakers. Sparks comes out with Scar on his shoulder. When he points his right arm to the ring the tarantula crawls down to his palm. When Sparks has walked down to the ring he sets down a glass cage and puts Scar inside. Then he enters the ring and goes to the center, raising his arms so sparks come out of the ceiling and ring posts. The cheers become louder.*
TH: This young man is hearing a lot of support from the fans in the WWCF Galaxy tonight. No doubt they empathize with him for losing his chance to compete for the Championship of Honor at Gookermania.JK: Oh, boo hoo. Sparks doesn’t deserve diddly squat after the stunt he pulled at Battle Bowl, interfering with Evil M’s match with Colt.
TH: What?! Sparks stopped Evil M from cheating his way to victory, and paid him back for his constant mind games and dirty tricks.
*Referee John Creed calls both men to the middle of the ring to go over the rules. He motions fr the bell. Sparks starts swinging, hitting Fourchon with haymaker after haymaker, driving the larger man back.*
TH: Looks like since Sparks can’t take his frustrations out on Evil M, he’s using Caleb as a substitute.JK: And he should be disqualified for it! Sparks is hitting Fourchon with a closed fist.TH: King, when was the last time a match was called because of a closed fist punch? 1985?*Fourchon gets pushed to his corner. Desperately, he lashes out with a big boot that turns Sparks away. CF runs out and hits Sparks in the back of the neck with a forearm, then begins to club at his back and shoulders. He gets Sparks in a facelock, hooks his leg, and hits a Fisherman’s DDT. CF rolls Sparks over for a cover but catches a knee to the skull. Slowly getting to his feet, Fourchon walks clear to try and get his senses straight. Sparks rises and the two stare each other down. They go to lock up but Sparks hits an arm drag/leg drop combo. Wrapping his legs around the afflicted arm, he pulls the limb back in a painful armbar. Caleb flops around until he gets a foot on the ropes, and Creed tells Sparks to release the hold.*
TH: An impressive sequence of moves by the former member of Heavy Metal Hollywood. If Caleb hadn’t been so close to the ropes originally, Sparks might have gotten him to tap.JK: And if your aunt had wheels she might be a bicycle, Gorilla. Just call the match without wondering what might have been, and let me do the analysis.TH: By all means: go ahead.JK: Uh, good armbar by Sparks there.TH: So glad you’re here with us, Jesse.
*Sparks pulls Caleb up by the injured arm and whips him into his corner. CF’s shoulder crashes into the ringpost. Sparks again grabs the arm and puts it in a hammerlock, but Fourchon lunges forward and grabs the rope with his free hand. Sparks lets go and walks out to the center of thering, beckoning at Fourchon to come out and fight. Caleb stalls and rubs the feeling back into his arm. He notices Scar’s cage and when Creed isn’t looking kicks it off the apron. The box hits the ground popping open the lid so the spider tumbles out.*
JK: Oh, great. Sparks’s pet tarantula is loose. He should be disqualified for bringing that pest to the ring!
*Caleb tells both Creed and Sparks that Scar is out of his cage. When the pair go and peer over the side to check CF sneaks behind them, runs the ropes, and knees Sparks in the kidneys. The force of the impact causes Creed to fly off the ropes and hit his head hard against the mat. Fourchon grabs Sparks’s legs and dumps him over to the outside.*
TH: Fourchon has used the distraction caused by Scar to ambush Sparks!JK: Not only that, Gorilla, but referee John Creed appears to collateral damage from the attack.TH: Even after all these months in the WWCF Fourchon is still displaying a reckless streak.JK: Reckless, or shrewd?*Fourchon looks behind him and sees Creed down. Grinning, he climbs over the ropes and onto the outside apron. Then he leaps down and drives his knee into Sparks’s back, flattening him. CF rolls off and grabs his leg.*
TH: Another cowardly attack by Caleb Fourchon!JK: Cowardly? He risked life and limb jumping down to where both his opponent and his poisonous pet were waiting. Fourchon deserves a medal that kind of bravery.
*Not seeing Scar anywhere, CF gets up, limps over to Sparks, hoists him up by his ponytail and slams him face first into the barricade. Sparks drops to his knees. Fans start yelling at Fourchon, but scatter when they see him go and pick up the partially damaged glass cage and raise it over his head*
TH: What’s Fourchon doing? Oh, no! Oh, no! *CF stands behind Sparks, box held high in his hands, ready to crash it down onto Sparks’s head. But when Fourchon turns to make sure Creed is still down Sparks lashes back with a mule kick right in his groin! Sparks gets up and turns, launching himself at Fourchon so that both hit the apron. The cage gets thrown inside the ring from the impact. Sparks begins hammering at CF with heavy body blows that get the crowd cheering. Finally Caleb begins to punch back, but Sparks manages to force his bigger foe back inside the ring. He quickly rolls in after him, spoiling for a fight.. Fourchon looks over to Creed, who is stirring, to the battered cage, and then back to Sparks. He immediately drops down next to the box and lays perfectly still.*
JK: What is he... you don’t think Fourchon is-?TH: He can’t be- can he? *Creed groggily gets up, looks at Sparks, looks at Fourchon, and looks at the cage. Sparks immediately drops down and hooks Fourchon’s legs. Creed counts. One Two Three!*
MM: Here is your winner, Sparks!JK: Man, even I can’t defend Fourchon for that one.*The crowd cheers as Sparks’s hand is raised in victory. Caleb sits up in disbelief. He goes to Creed to tell him his story, but the ref isn’t buying it. Enraged, Fourchon heads to the steps to exit the ring, but pauses when he Scar walking across the apron. With a smirk he raises his foot to stomp the spider.....*
TH: Oh, my. It appears Caleb Fourchon has found Scar.JK: Yes! Squash that webbed menace, Caleb. For the good of the WWCF Galaxy!
*Before CF can bring his foot down Sparks comes from behind and yanks him away from the apron with a cutter! He then drags Fourchon to his feet and puts him down for good with the Spinnerette! As the crowd roars in approval, Sparks picks up Scar and climbs the turnbuckle to acknowledge the fans.*
JK: Disgusting! A pathetic, bush league assault. The match was over and still Sparks felt the need to attack he beaten opponent. And shame on this crowd for cheering Sparks on!TH: Look, King, I know technically what Sparks did was wrong, but put it in context. He nearly got cheated out of a win. Again. No matter what he does, he must feel like the deck is stacked against him. Whether its Caleb Fourchon playing possum and then trying to kill his prized pet, or the WWCF Board taking away his Gookermania title shot, Sparks has every reason to feel angry right now. And who can’t relate to a man getting screwed by the system? And who doesn’t cheer when that man has had enough and decides to fight back?Ryan Starshine V. D-Day DaveMichael Muffer – The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit.
*Strobe lights go off as Saints of Los Angeles plays on the PA. D-Day Dave and Alexa Anderson make their way out toward the ring.*
Michael Muffer – Introducing first, from Kansas City, weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, this is D-Day Dave.
*Dave reaches ringside and helps Alexa up on the ring apron. He gets up and holds open the ropes for her. He follows her in and poses on his knee in front of her, rock star style.*
*Supermassive Blakc Hole plays on the PA. Ryan Starshine hits the stage and makes his way toward the ring.*
Michael Muffer – His opponent, from Star City, Australia, weighing in at an alleged 200 and something pounds, he is the Technical Professional, this is Ryan Starshine.
*Starshine enters the ring as Dave leans in his corner flanked by Alexa sitting on the top turnbuckle. He motions for a mic and is handed one.*
Starshine – Dave! How’ve you been? It’s been way too long. Hey, I noticed you’re running around with a little arm candy, eh? You’re very pretty ma’am. Anyway, to the point, from what I’ve heard you’ve entered yourself into the Gookermania Feast or Fired match. Much like someone else… oh, me. Dave, I like you. I’ve always liked you all the way back to when we ran this company in WWCF Corporate. The good ol’ days, right? Well I just want to say while I will walk away from Gookermania with a briefcase to success, I want to wish you the best. No, I mean it. If anyone else walks away with a title shot, I hope it’s you.
*Holds out his hand*
*Dave accepts the handshake, but as he pulls away Starshine holds his grip.*
Starshine – Oh, one last thing. While I wish you all the success in the world, don’t get in my way. *he releases his grip* Oh, and Dave-THINKFAST!
Starshine goes for a superkick, Dave ducks and levels him with a stiff right. Starshine hits the mat and rolls outside to regroup.
Starshine rolls back in, but quickly out again as Dave advances toward him. Starshine walks around the ring, biding his time. He notices Alexa nearby and casualy walks over to her. He starts making a pass at her while she looks completely uninterested. Dave loses patience, slides outside and grabs Starshine by his hair. Starshine turns around and strikes with a blind spot. Dave stumbles back, cupping his eye. Starshine spears Dave, picks him up and rolls him in the ring. As he enters, the bell officially rings.
Starshine goes for a pin and hooks the leg.
1…
-Dave kicks out.
Starshine grabs Dave’s legs, step through and crosses them over for the Sharpshooter. Dave fights as he begins turning over and twists himself free. Dave quickly climbs to his feet and meets Starshine with a spinning back fist. He grabs Starshine in a full nelson and tightly holds on. Starshine tries to slip free to no avail. He reaches out with a leg and hooks the ring ropes. The referee begins the count to break, but Dave instead hits a Full Nelson Slam. He quickly goes down for the pin.
1…
2…
- Starshine kicks out.
Dave lifts Starshine back up by his har and throws him into the turnbuckle corner. He delivers a combo of strikes and backs up, posing for Alexa who applauds him on. Dave turns back to Starshine. As he pulls him from the turnbuckle Starshine connects with some kicks to his midsection. Starshine backs into the turnbuckle and rushes Dave for a clothesline. Dave simply grabs him and tosses him overhead with a big belly to belly. Dave motions for The Encore and picks Starshine up. As he straight jackets his arms, Starshine begins fighting back with elbows to the midsection. Dave breaks his grip and Starshine hits the ropes. He connects with a clothesline knocking Dave down. Starshine climbs up to the second turnbuckle and jumps off, connecting with an elbow drop. He grabs Dave’s legs again for the Sharpshooter. Before he can turn over, Dave blocks by delivering a series of punches. Starshine breaks and falls to the mat. Dave is quick to his feet and pulling Starshine up, straight jackets his arms again for The Encore. Before he can hit it, Starshine falls to the mat and hooking Dave’s arms with his legs rolls him forward into a victory roll.
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Michael Muffer – The winner of this match Ryan Starshine.
*Starshine rolls outside and raises his arm in victory. In the ring Alexa comforts Dave, who sits on the mat and swallows the bitter pill. Starshine makes his way to the back holding his hand up the whole way. Dave eventually leaves the ring and follow suit with Alexa in tow.*
Mad Man is backstage…
3 weeks away......Gookermania.......Dreamwarrior and The Mad Man going after the Tag Team titles. I know what you all are thinking? We teamed once on a whim and by a fluke got a shot.....what chance do we have? I'll tell you, we have the same chance to win the belts as we had to win the #1 Contenderships. People don't believes in dreams or madmen anymore.....We'll prove them wrong. We've been doing that since day freaking ONE in our respective careers, we'll continue doing it until we get RESPECT! We may have been thrown together by fate but we WILL walk out of Gookermania the tag team champions.....if not......I'll RENOUNCE THE WAY OF MADNESS!Mad Man V. The HangmanMuffer -
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit!*Down With The Sickness*
Mad Man emerges from the back, Dream Warrior following behind. Mad Man hands out noisemakers to the fans at ringside.
Muffer -
Introducing first, accompanied by Dream Warrior, he is the WWCF Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man!King -
I feel bad for Mad Man, Gorilla.Hoss -
Why is that, Jess?King -
Not only is he saddled with a chump like Dream Warrior, he’s also gonna get killed by The Hangman!*Ballad of a Hangman*
Muffer -
And his opponent, being accompanied by Square, he is one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, The Hangman!Hangman and Square approach the ring, but Dream Warrior dives onto both men!
King -
Now come on! Get him out of here!Referee Will Alphonzo orders Dream Warrior to the back as the crowd boos. Mad Man picks up Hangman and rolls him into the ring. Cover, as the bell rings!
1!
Kickout!
Mad Man pulls Hangman up, but Hangman hits some punches to the midsection, then a charging STO! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Hoss -
Hangman takes the advantage, but for how long?!Hangman picks Mad Man up and hangs him upside down in the corner.
King -
Hangman’s got some bad intentions in mind here!Hangman backs up, then goes to boot Mad Man in the face, but the Commissioner of Fun pulls himself out of reach! He tries to pull himself out of the turnbuckle, but Square grabs his leg! Mad Man kicks him off, but Haangman climbs up and back suplex’s him to the mat!
Hoss -
Both men are down!Alphonzo - “1!
2!
3!
4!”
Mad Man rolling towards the ropes, Hangman slowly starting to get up!
“5!
6!”
Mad Man starts to pull himself up with the aid of the ropes, but Square shoves him down! Alphonzo sees this and orders Square to the back!
Hoss -
Square busted by the ref!Square protests, but Dream Warrior runs down and begins brawling with Square!
King -
Hey, who invited Dream Warrior back out here?!Square and Dream Warrior fight to the back. In the ring, Hangman hammers Mad Man with some punches, then goes for Ghostbuster, but Mad Man fights out of it and sets up for Brain Scrambler, but Hangman counters out and takes Mad Man down! Texas Chainsaw Massacre locked in, Mad Man taps out!
Muffer -
Here is your winner, The Hangman!Hoss -
Hangman gets the win over one of his challengers for the World Tag Team Championship!Hangman gets his hand raised, but he pulls away and attacks Mad Man!
Hoss -
Now wait a minute! He already got the win!King -
So? What’s wrong with trying to drive the point home?Hangman stomps Mad Man, then picks him up for a brainbuster. But Mad Man reached down and gives Hangman a Purple Nurple! Hangman screams in pain and drops Mad Man. Mad Man tries to do it again, but Hangman rolls to the outside and retreats up the ramp!
Hoss -
Look at him run!King -
Live to fight another day, Gorilla!Mad Man taunts Hangman from the ring as we go to a break.
Shannon Gay V. Evil MMuffer -
The following contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit!*Man on the Silver Mountain*
Muffer -
Int-M -
Bonjour, citizens of Parts Unknown! It is I, the Pride of Paris, Evil M, YOUR Champion of Honor! Tonight, I’m changing things up, keeping it fresh, as the “homeboys” would say. See, I’m giving some kid off the street a chance to face me for my title!Hoss -
What is he talking about? This is not scheduled to be a title match!King -
Which why Evil M is so great! He’s giving us an unexpected treat by defending the belt tonight!M -
I understand my opponent’s name is Shannon… Gay.Laughter from the crowd.
M -
Yes. I said “gay”. Ha ha ha. Anyway, my understanding is that nobody has ever heard of this guy. But I’m all about opportunity, so let’s bring Mr. Gay out here!Shannon Gay walks out, no music, no tron, no pyro, no intro.
Hoss -
The mysterious Shannon Gay.King -
This guy has already been on a pay-per-view, yet we know nothing about him.Shannon enters the ring.
M -
Kid, it’s good to meet you. Put ‘er there.M extends his hand and Shannon shakes it.
M -
Now don’t be nervous, my friend. I know having your first title match just a week after your debut can be scary, but it’s OK. Besides, it’s not like anyone actually thinks you’ll beat me or anything. Ha ha ha. Now Mr. Creed? Will you please ring the bell?John Creed calls for the bell. M and Gay lock up and M easily throws Gay to the mat.
King -
Gay was impressive at Battle Bowl, I’ll say that much. But he doesn’t stand a chance here against the Champ!Gay pops back up and charges M, who meets him with a knee to the ribs, then a snap suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Hoss -
You may be right Jess. M is bigger and has more experience than Shannon Gay. The youngster may be woefully over-matched.M allows Gay to get up, then challenges him to a test of strength. Gay accepts, but M powers him down to the mat. Again, he allows Gay to get to his feet.
King -
M is being a true sportsman, Gorilla. He allows his opponent to get to his feet, rather than attacking him while he’s down, like Colt or Sparks would do!M and Gay again lock up, M locks on a side headlock.
Hoss -
Speaking of Colt and Sparks, it was announced last week that the two would receive a shot at the Championship of Honor at GookerMania.Gay shoots M off into the ropes, but M runs back with a flying forearm.
King -
Thankfully, the Board of Directors canceled that match. M should not be forced to defend his title under such unfair circumstances!M scoops Gay up and slams him to the mat! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
M steps back, allowing Gay to get to his feet.
Hoss -
It’s almost as if M is backhandedly toying with Shannon. He allows him to get up, only to drop him shortly thereafter.M and Gay again tie up and M applies a hammerlock.
King -
Toy with him, Gorilla? Evil M takes EVERY match seriously! He would never toy with his opponent! How dare you even insinuate such!M forces Gay to the mat, then drops an elbow across the back of his neck! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M looks surprised. He allows Gay to get up, but then kicks him when he gets to his knees!
Hoss -
Now come on!M stomps Gay, then pulls him up and tosses him in the corner!
King -
Haha! Yeah! Get ‘im M!M taunts Gay, then steps back. He charges his opponent, but Shannon moves out of the way! M hit’s the turnbuckle hard! Gay rolls him up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M back up, but Gay hit’s a dropkick! M is staggered, but stays up! Another dropkick, M still won’t go down!
Hoss -
Shannon Gay mounting an offense, but he just can’t bring the big man down!Gay climbs to the top rope as the crowd starts to cheer!
King -
This doesn’t look good! Watch out, M!Gay dives onto M with a brilliant cross body block! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hoss -
How close was that, Jess?!Gay stands up as the crowd begins chanting, “GAY’S OK!!! GAY’S OK!!!”
M slowly back to his feet, Gay with some open hand chops, then a double leg takedown! Off the ropes, rolling thunder!
King -
How can this guy be so good?!Gay with the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M rolls to the outside.
King -
OK M. That’s fine. Just walk it off!Creed - “1!
2!
3!
4!”
Gay rolls to the outside and grabs M by the back of his singlet!
King -
Now come on! What about the Code of Honor?!Creed stops the count and forces Gay back in the ring. While he’s doing this, M slips a pair of brass knucks out of his boot and puts them on his hand.
Hoss -
Code of Honor indeed! That looks like an illegal equalizer to me, Jess!Creed resumes the count.
Creed - “5!
6!
7!”
Gay again rolls to the outside. He attacks M, but Creed once again pulls him back. M shoves Gay, knocking Creed down! M then spins Gay around and clocks him with the knucks!
Hoss -
Dammit!M rolls Gay back in the ring, then helps Creed up.
King -
Shannon’s out cold, Gorilla!M rolls back in the ring and makes the cover!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer -
Here is your winner, and STILL Champion of Honor, Evil M!Creed raises M’s hand as the crowd voices it’s disapproval.
Hoss -
I’m with them, Jess! That was an absolutely disgusting way for M to win!King -
Hey, it’s not M’s fault Creed got knocked down! Gay should’ve been disqualified just for that!M grabs the mic.
M -
Well Shannon, tough break. But hey, at least now you can say you’ve been in there with one of the best and got to challenge for the most prestigious title in the company!Hoss -
If that title is so prestigious, why isn’t he defending it at GookerMania?M -
Now, I heard Sparks crying about how he won’t get to be at GookerMania because the mean Board of Directors canceled his match. Well Sparks, I’m feeling generous, so here’s what I’m gonna do.
Next week, you and me, one on one for the Championship of Honor. Last chance for you. You win, I get a rematch at GookerMania. I win, you don’t get another shot and I take GookerMania off.King -
That seems fair.M -
Just don’t be upset when I kick your butt and retain my title. Because I fight for three things.
For Honor!
For Yellow Jacket!
And…
FOR FRANCE!!!*Man on the Silver Mountain*
Hoss -
M defends the Championship of Honor next week against Sparks! It’s Sparks’ final chance to get on the GookerMania card and you know he’ll make the most of it!King -
For all the crap you give M, he’s sure done a lot of nice things, hasn’t he?Hoss -
Which leads me to believe he has something up his sleeve.King -
How dare you make such an accusation! Evil M is a quality guy!We see a recap video of the Smokin Vokoun vs Amigo feud. We see Amigo and Man in Black attacking Vokoun from behind and Amigo stealin the Hardcore Championship Belt. We then hear Amigo and his "lawyer" "J.S Friend" stating that he is stripping Vokoun of the belt and awarding it to Amgio. We then see Smokie in front of Amigo's burning manison. Then we see two weeks ago where after a match,Vokoun was brutally attacked my Amigo and the Human Hate Machines, where they break his arm. Then we cut to Amigo running away and being attacked by Vokoun at last weeks Wrestlecrap Battlebowl.[/i]
Sinnerman plays over the loud speaker too a HUGE pop. Vokoun walks out on the ramp, looks around the arena with those crazy eyes, rises his cast ridden right arm and screams at the top of his lungs.
Tim Hoss: King, what an ovation for the REAL WWCF Hardcore Champion!! As we've seen in the video,Smokin Vokoun has been through a lot lately. I don't think anyone has put Ol' Smokie through this much hell like Amigo has...since Vokoun arrived here in earlier this year.[/color]
Well, lets not forget the hell that Vokoun'sput Amigo through. I mean, both men have stepped over the line in this feud....and I think it's only going to get worse from here[/color]
Hoss: Well Vokoun has a mic....lets hear what h has to say.[/color]
I think you all know by now, that I speak my mind and I speak from the heart....and tonight is no different. Amigo....I HATE YOUR GOD DAMN GUTS!!!!! I've hated many people in my life, teachers, cops....my own family. But I never hated anyone like you. I've said it alot that I hate people, but you make my skin crawl. Before... I thought you were a legend in this company. I thought you were a man... A TRUE MAN!!!!
*He raises his right arm*
You know, if you did this on your own...I might have respected this. Because that's something I would have done. I HURT PEOPLE AMIGO AND I LOVE DOING IT!!!! But I never had anyone doing it for me. You had your Human Hate Machine losers do this to me. But...just a bit of advice...if your gonna end my career...YOU BETTER DAMN WELL GET THE JOB DONE!!!! BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE AND READY TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! So Amgo....the reason I'm out here tonight....is because of one thing...I WANT YOUR ASS AT GOOKERMANIA!!!!!!![/color]
*THe Crowd pops HUGE for ths*
Vokoun: And you know what Amigo...this isn't gonna be your average Hardcore match. No....since it is Gookermania...the biggest wrestling show of all time...I think we need something just a little special. And something..l.a little close to home...Amigo...I WANT YOU IN A CHICAGO DEATHMATCH!!!!!![/color]
Hoss: OH MY GOD!!! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A CHICAGO DEATHMATCH!!!!
So Amigo....I know your back there....GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!
Just then Welcome to Hell plays and the crowd almost drowns it out with the booing. Amigo gets to the enterance way and the boos become louder. He has a mic in hi hand. The crowd screams at him and chants...
SMOKIE'S GONNA KILLLLL YOOOOOOU!!! SMOKIE'S GONNA KILLLLL YOOOOOOU!!!! SMOKIE'S GONNA KILLLL YOOOOOOOOU!!!
Amigo walks into the ring and the two men are nose to nose. Flashblubs are going off like crazy
Amigo: A "Chicago Deathmatch" huh? I know you are just iching to know what I have to say about it. Because I know you want this Hardcore belt so bad that you can taste it. I can see it in your eyes, Smokie. I can see all the hate that you have for me. And trust me....the feeling is mutal. But I have just one thing to say....even though I have the belt..what will YOU put up? Because while this is just a piece of tin, this means the world to you. But you have nothing else to offer me....except one thing. So if we are gonna have a Chicago Deathmatch,for the WWCF Hardocore Championship....at Gookermania III...lets add something else to make it even more interesting...lets add....YOUR CAREER!!!!!
*Vokoun pauses to think about it. He then stares into Amigos eyes and goes nose tn nose with him.*
Vokoun: Amigo.....I would risk anything...FOR A CHANCE TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!![/color]
Amigo: HAHAHAHA, Smokie, I would love to see your FAT ASS TRY!!!!!!Just then, Amigo slaps Vokoun across the face. Vokoun screams at the top of his lungs and starts laying in rights and lefts on Amgio. Amgio n Vokoun are going back and forth. Just then both the Human Hate Machines and The Family come running to to pull the two men apart. The Family is holding Vokoun back n the ring, while the Machines are pulling Amigo out fo the ring.Hoss; Ladies and gentleman.....I can't believe what has just happened. It's offcial now....it will be the WWCF Hardcore Champion Smokin Vokoun vs Amigo at Gookermania III in a Chicago Death Match. And this is the kicker. If Vokoun can't beat Amigo....HE WILL LEAVE THE WWCF!!!! IT'S ALL OR NOTHING AT GOOKERMANIA!!!!!!![/center]