Post by Lick Ness Monster on Oct 13, 2006 23:40:39 GMT -5
serjtankian said:
chainsawiscaw said:
Nuts to this. I'm going to go post a rant on Youtube.[Pre-pubescent voice] "Hey listen up Vince McMahon, uh, I'm just sick of these goddamn workers ruining wrestling for us. Nobody likes wrestlers anymore and uh, you should push guys like the guy who sells popcorn and Mike Chioda. I'm so sick of these luving luver-wrestlers!!!"
"Melvin, your dinner's ready!"
"In a minute, ma!"[/Pre-pubescent voice]
Just in case you needed a script.
I just read that in the college computer lab, and had a bunch of people looking at me weird for how hard I was laughing. That is seriously one of the three funniest things I've ever read on this forum, no exaggeration. And when I picture "Melvin" saying that on Youtube, I see him giving a wrestling-style promo with a big huge "MELVIN" behind his skinny frame like in the old WWF-style PPV promos.
Comedic GOLD, man.
ADDED: Weirdly enough, the thing in there that makes me laugh the MOST is that little "uh" before "I'm sick of these workers...".