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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 19, 2010 15:03:09 GMT -5
Ninjas Rescue Student from Aussie Muggers
(Sydney Morning Herald) - A student was spared a vicious beating when his muggers were seen off by a gang of ninjas, the Sydney Morning Herald reported Wednesday.
The three thugs had chased a student down an alleyway in Kingswood, western Sydney, after demanding his wallet and phone.
But as the brutes began laying into their petrified victim, they failed to realize they were right outside Ninja Senshi Ryu -- a martial arts school.
A student spotted the attack and raced inside for reinforcements. Sensei Kaylan Soto and three of his trainee ninjas -- all wearing traditional black robes -- raced out to tackle the startled attackers.
''We would have been just a silhouette,'' one of the ninjas, Steve Ashley, told the Sydney Morning Herald. ''It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him.''
Soto, a sensei with 30 years' martial arts training, added: ''You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them."
The ninjas gave chase, but the three thugs escaped. However, cops have since made several arrests.
The victim, a 27-year-old German exchange student on an eight-week study trip, was left shaken but suffered only slight injuries in the attempted mugging.
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Post by Viking Snad on May 19, 2010 15:11:52 GMT -5
Amazing.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2010 15:12:42 GMT -5
I want to see these ninjas interviewed with full ninja gear on with nun-chucks and ninja stars.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 19, 2010 15:13:59 GMT -5
Seriously, coolest f***ing thing ever.
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Post by Paul on May 19, 2010 15:16:07 GMT -5
Someone alert Spoony!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 19, 2010 15:17:10 GMT -5
When you see this thread on the "most recent post" section on the main page it says, "Student saved...by NIN." Thank goodness for Trent Reznor!
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Post by ani on May 19, 2010 15:24:56 GMT -5
NINJAS! SAVING! AUSTRALIA!
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 19, 2010 15:41:37 GMT -5
I bet one was Eve Torres.
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Post by Alucard on May 19, 2010 15:48:43 GMT -5
Lol.
Wow, wrong place to commit that crime.
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Post by Grendel on May 19, 2010 15:49:26 GMT -5
This is an awesome story. Only one thing could have made this story any better ... Anyway, those robbers are lucky. They ran like little girls from Ninjas and lived to tell the tale. 9 times out of 10, this story probably has a much more sinister ending to it ...
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Post by Cela on May 19, 2010 16:47:01 GMT -5
So, an entire school of ninjas rus out.
Proceeds not to ninja them, but rather do perhaps flying tackles.
And the muggers got away.
Deadliest Warrior was right, ninjas do suck.
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 19, 2010 17:47:07 GMT -5
The ninjas didn't by any chance look like this: {Spoiler} Did they?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 19, 2010 17:58:43 GMT -5
The ninjas didn't by any chance look like this: {Spoiler} Did they? They looked like t-shirts given out for leeching pictures from another site?
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Post by biafra on May 19, 2010 18:00:34 GMT -5
i'd take an ass kicking to be saved by ninjas.
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Post by hajimenoippo on May 19, 2010 18:21:23 GMT -5
Man Australia with the news stories of awesome,first man saving his baby by having a car crush him, the NINJAS?!
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 19, 2010 18:42:10 GMT -5
The ninjas didn't by any chance look like this: {Spoiler} Did they? They looked like t-shirts given out for leeching pictures from another site? It's showing up fine for me. EDIT: Ok, NOW it's showing the t-shirt. {Spoiler} There.
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 19, 2010 21:54:16 GMT -5
The victim, a 27-year-old German exchange student on an eight-week study trip, was left shaken but suffered only Insane Awesomeness in the attempted mugging. Fixed.
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Post by Goldenbane on May 19, 2010 23:29:53 GMT -5
The ninjas didn't by any chance look like this: {Spoiler} Did they? This post is total win. And this story is awesome beyond belief! Although I'm bummed the ninjas didn't use poison tipped blowgun darts to stop the fleeing punks.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 19, 2010 23:41:51 GMT -5
maybe they know what really happened to samoa joe.
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Post by Grendel on May 20, 2010 11:02:46 GMT -5
maybe they know what really happened to samoa joe. Damn you, I just snorted Pepsi through my nose. ;D
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