What is it with the WWE and last names?

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Mar 2, 2010 9:58:28 GMT -5 A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) said:

I get tired of boring normal names like Curt Hawkins or Dave Taylor. Come on, what ever happened to "The Earthquake" John Tenta, "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich, or "The Hammer" Greg Valentine?

"The Animal" Dave Batista (well they don't do the Dave anyway), and "The Viper/Legend Killer" Randy Orton are the only two I can think of.

How does this sound: World Wrestling Federation Champion...DWAYNE!

[Sparvid]

Mar 1, 2010 18:56:29 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

They also don't like .Jr's

Roddy Piper to Vince: "Come on, Junior!"
;D