mrrotten
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Post by mrrotten on Jun 3, 2010 20:13:26 GMT -5
Wouldn't you WANT someone like this in the bank? I mean, it brings in more business to the inside of the bank. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I know I would go in more to that branch. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2010 20:32:47 GMT -5
Wouldn't you WANT someone like this in the bank? I mean, it brings in more business to the inside of the bank. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I know I would go in more to that branch. Do what Lewis does in the Drew Carey show. Every week withdraw $10,000 dollars from the good looking bank teller or banker and then go to the ugly or old banker or bankteller when she isn't looking and deposit the $10,000 back in your account. That way she'll believe you're a millionaire and will sleep with you after! |
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Ducky Momo
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Post by Ducky Momo on Jun 3, 2010 22:12:05 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I know I would go in more to that branch. Do what Lewis does in the Drew Carey show. Every week withdraw $10,000 dollars from the good looking bank teller or banker and then go to the ugly or old banker or bankteller when she isn't looking and deposit the $10,000 back in your account. That way she'll believe you're a millionaire and will sleep with you after! F'N brilliant. I think it's time we at Wrestlecrap got into the banking business. Hopefully I'll be able to check out her credentials. Whoever posted the stripper bank, great job! There's no way that wouldn't be a success. |
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jun 3, 2010 22:36:59 GMT -5
Meh, when I saw this thread and the responces I was expecting some vision of absolute hotness and a figure to make you turn into Ron Simmons but looking at that story to me she's just average....I'm dissapointed
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Post by frankincleveland on Jun 3, 2010 23:38:43 GMT -5
The story said she is a mom. And according to Blade, you know what that means... {Spoiler}She likes to f***. |
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 3, 2010 23:51:30 GMT -5
Who is her boss? George Costanza? "Well Miss Lorenzana, you're obviously qualified for the job. You've all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. You're gorgeous. I’m looking at you, I can't even remember my name. So, I’m afraid this is not going to work out. Thanks for coming in." *crumples up her resume* "Hello, my name is Duckman. I look at breasts... and I'm a private detective. But mostly the breast thing." |
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 4, 2010 1:47:02 GMT -5
Good looking as this woman is, I have a cousin who's, um...well, much more endowed than her. I wonder if she's going to have to deal with crap like this?
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SEAN CARLESS
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jun 4, 2010 2:11:08 GMT -5
I'D FILL HER TILL WITH MY LIQUID ASSETS! AMIRITE? |
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 4, 2010 2:51:14 GMT -5
On a semi related note, I was once fired because my dick was too big. Don't know how they actually knew that for sure. Guess the enormous bulge was enough proof for them.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jun 4, 2010 5:56:32 GMT -5
Body's nice...the accent, though? I'll be in my bunk.
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 4, 2010 7:30:23 GMT -5
That's it. I'm opening a bank full of strippers and need to hire her. Withdraw your funds and make it rain! Now that is a good idea. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2010 9:28:33 GMT -5
Sexual harassment lawsuit or Playboy in 3, 2, 1... Deanna Brooks, Miss May 1998, was a bank teller who quit because she wasn't allowed to show more skin. And you say Playboy doesn't have anything interesting to read.  |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 4, 2010 9:36:31 GMT -5
Don't hate her because she's beautiful.
What the f*** is the world coming to? Just this week alone you have kids who lose soccer games suddenly winning because the other team is too good and an attractive woman losing her job because some horny guys can't do their job? Shit, reprimand the guys, don't fire the girl.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jun 4, 2010 11:25:48 GMT -5
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
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Rubix Cube Johnny
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jun 4, 2010 11:40:12 GMT -5
I'm 99% certain she was fired for a different reason.
Pretty girls have such huge egos that whenever something happens against them or if they aren't gifted everything on a silver platter then their brain don't grasp it.
Brendon Burns explains it best.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 4, 2010 12:04:30 GMT -5
Hm, she's apparently the only one claiming that this was the reason she was fired and the bank says they fired her because of her job performances... why do people assume she's telling the truth? It seriously looks like a case of "the BS rumor will get me publicity regardless".
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darthalexander
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Post by darthalexander on Jun 4, 2010 12:14:16 GMT -5
I'll bet you the bank owner's wife took one look at her and made her husband fire her.
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