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Post by Arturo Classico on Jun 22, 2010 9:50:43 GMT -5
So I rewatched a movie, again that I've seen many, many times and while in all aspects is not at all a good, something about is amazing and visually intoxicating. That movie is.... The Cheerleaders.
Now the plot has been done and done and done in every softcore and pornographic movie since the 70's to today but somehow the way it's done is amazing and maybe the casting while most likely done haphazardly is perfect and Stephanie Fondue, the lead is one of the sexiest actresses I've ever seen, shes just so cute and plays her part perfectly, to bad this was her only film.
The editing was utter terribleness but makes the movie better somehow and it includes some of the most crazily creepy sex scenes ever but somehow is very endearing. It's almost like they did everything to make this movie terrible but failed even in that and made something enjoyable. Honestly I can't think of a movie so technically bad that I've ever enjoyed like this one and I remember watching this on Showtime for the first time and expecting some terrible, generic skin flick and getting This instead.
But what are you're favorite guilty pleasure movies.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 22, 2010 9:59:29 GMT -5
I loved Mystery Team. It was so ridiculous and silly.
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Post by marvelocity on Jun 22, 2010 10:02:36 GMT -5
Pootie Tang, forever Pootie Tang Sa da tay
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Post by Grendel on Jun 22, 2010 10:05:44 GMT -5
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. It's not a really good movie, but I love it. It has to be seen alone for the portrayal of Korean Martial Arts master Chiun by Joel Grey. You have to love the 80's, because this movie couldn't be made anymore.
Hudson Hawk. Horrible snorking movie, but another one I'll watch. I'll watch damn hear anything with Bruce Willis in it, I guess. Except for his music videos.
Street Fighter. Oh, the horrible casting and cheesiness of this one.
Ninja Assassin. Love watching this one. Who knew that Rain could play a competent badass after watching Speed Racer.
Flash Gordon. While you watch this movie, it's hard for you to fathom that it was made after Star Wars came out. The special effects are pretty much nonexistent and the Queen soundtrack during the battle between Vultan's Hawkmen (and Flash, of course) and Ming's troops is mind numbing. But Brian Blessed has a great old time playing the role of Vultan and that's worth the price of admission.
Megaforce. This movie is so crappy, I don't believe that it's ever been pressed to DVD. The only copies that exist are bootlegs from old videotapes. But it does have the distinction of being the finale movie shown each year at some big B Movie Fest. It has to be seen to be believed, as it's not a competent movie by any stretch of the imagination. I wish I had my DVR the last time it came on because then I'd be able to watch it whenever. It only comes on about once every few years.
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Post by Grendel on Jun 22, 2010 10:07:52 GMT -5
Pootie Tang, forever Pootie Tang Sa da tay Gotta cine your pitty on the runny kine ... "Eat your peas, boy!"
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on Jun 22, 2010 10:14:19 GMT -5
Mr. Nanny -You have one of the most popular wrestlers ever, George Jefferson, the lead singer of the NY Dolls, Mother Love and the guy from My Cousin Vinny....SOLID Gold =]
Airheads -Anything with a cameo appearance from Lemmy is awesome
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Post by angryfan on Jun 22, 2010 10:19:03 GMT -5
Obscure one, but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is just so incredibly bizzarre and awesone. Haircut leads to musical leads to clowncar style fight with about 200 generic hockey jersey wearing atheists, fat, masked luchadores, lesbian skingrafted vampires, and it just keeps going.
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Post by Grendel on Jun 22, 2010 10:21:10 GMT -5
Obscure one, but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is just so incredibly bizzarre and awesone. Haircut leads to musical leads to clowncar style fight with about 200 generic hockey jersey wearing atheists, fat, masked luchadores, lesbian skingrafted vampires, and it just keeps going. How come I've never heard of this?
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Post by angryfan on Jun 22, 2010 10:23:06 GMT -5
Obscure one, but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is just so incredibly bizzarre and awesone. Haircut leads to musical leads to clowncar style fight with about 200 generic hockey jersey wearing atheists, fat, masked luchadores, lesbian skingrafted vampires, and it just keeps going. How come I've never heard of this? There's also a biker/hooker chick in love with him but she turns out to be a lesbian, but somehow it makes sense. Also, it's on Netflix so if you have that it's available.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jun 22, 2010 10:31:47 GMT -5
Another one I'd like to add is the movie Future Force starring David Carradine, he plays police officer, except all the police are run by a corporation and less resemble a law and order force and more a loose affiliated group of mercenaries that collect bounties on people by messages left by the corporation telling them so and so has been guilty and then they fight each other to get the criminal and the cash. One of the reasons I love this movie other than the fact Carradine is hilarious in this and knows the movie is utter crap and makes it fun is they have this great ridiculous silly line in the movie, "STOP! You have the right to die! If you choose to waive that right than you're going to jail!" I love that line, also obviously you can see where the plot goes and they set up Carradine and blah, blah blah. But this movie is great for the cheesiness factor and Carradine's performance.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Jun 22, 2010 11:29:34 GMT -5
The first two killer tomato movies as well as Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band come to mind. So does Chopping Mall!
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 22, 2010 11:42:11 GMT -5
There's also a biker/hooker chick in love with him but she turns out to be a lesbian, but somehow it makes sense. I believe the explanation was "I'm bisexual!"
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Post by oldad5518 on Jun 22, 2010 12:01:10 GMT -5
Summer Catch.......God its bad but fun to watch
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Post by Grendel on Jun 22, 2010 12:22:20 GMT -5
How come I've never heard of this? There's also a biker/hooker chick in love with him but she turns out to be a lesbian, but somehow it makes sense. Also, it's on Netflix so if you have that it's available. Ooh, I was just going to ask that. It's definitely going to the top of my queue. I have to watch Red Cliff today first, though.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jun 22, 2010 12:22:42 GMT -5
Under Siege 2.
Ridiculously cheesy and even by Seagal's standards his performance is pretty poor. But I kind of love it.
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Post by indymadman on Jun 22, 2010 12:57:42 GMT -5
My all time favorites have been Total Recall, Running Man, Ready To Rumble (yes.... I actually like this movie), Tango & Cash, Broken Arrow, and Spies Like Us...
But I just added another movie that TRIES to have a plot but is basically a explosion movie that I really liked... From Paris With Love.
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Post by L.D.B. on Jun 22, 2010 13:02:23 GMT -5
"Ghost Dad"
The sheer ridiculous antics in this movie kills me everytime.......no way that film gets greenlit today, lol.....
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Jun 22, 2010 13:08:00 GMT -5
Street Fighter.
"BISON!"
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Post by Grendel on Jun 22, 2010 14:15:14 GMT -5
Under Siege 2. Ridiculously cheesy and even by Seagal's standards his performance is pretty poor. But I kind of love it. I saw it in the theatre ... But it's still not the worst movie of his I've seen on the big screen. That would be the horribly shitty On Deadly Ground. Ugh ...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 22, 2010 14:20:15 GMT -5
Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. It's preachy as all hell and the songs are corny, but for some reason I still like the characters.
And on a similar note, Paul Haggis's Crash. It was exactly what it advertised, a big pile-up crash of different situations and it delivered.
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