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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Sept 20, 2006 8:46:42 GMT -5
Okay then... Melina or Ditka? Real size Ditka, or like a mini-Ditka?
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Sept 20, 2006 8:50:43 GMT -5
It's not the face your luving. It's the luv your facing. But I recommend triple bagging it just to be safe.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 20, 2006 8:53:14 GMT -5
I don't get the 'Melina is ugly' crap. I'd hit it twice: When she's painted up and from a proper angle, she's attractive. Don't confuse a barely clothed woman with a sexy woman. Too many people do that nowadays. A truly beautiful woman doesn't need two industrial drums worth of make up and revealing clothes. And I can't stand her voice, her botching of promos, so she blows. But I'm not saying she's not attractive. Just wish her "the best in her future endeavours" and keep the Diva machine rolling out the next one.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 20, 2006 13:23:57 GMT -5
Okay then... Melina or Ditka? Real size Ditka, or like a mini-Ditka? "Who would win in a game of the 1972 Dolphins versus a midget squad of 1985 Bears coached by mini-Ditka?"
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Post by acropolis619 on Sept 20, 2006 13:57:28 GMT -5
I'd tap that without a warrant.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Sept 20, 2006 14:00:31 GMT -5
This just emphasizes how much her butt is more attractive than her face.
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Post by kevinhardy on Sept 20, 2006 14:04:19 GMT -5
duh
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Sept 20, 2006 16:52:13 GMT -5
And yeah ... I'd hit it. Twice. And then I'd *** on her **** while she **** my **** with a **** in her own **** while **** ****** ***** and then Mickie comes in and ***** while Trish ***** *****.... Would you ------ a lubed-up ------ toothpaste in your ------ while you ------- a cherry ------ Episcopalian ------ extension cord ------ wetness ------ with a parking ticket? You would? You're the BEST!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Sept 20, 2006 16:58:18 GMT -5
Id hit it with a baseball bat, cause thats how I roll. And no, thats not wifebeater slang, I would hit just like the rest of you
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Post by mrprofessionalx on Sept 20, 2006 18:21:27 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Melina looks like a Springer tranny.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Sept 20, 2006 18:23:48 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Melina looks like a Springer tranny. Two words........Paper bag
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 20, 2006 18:25:36 GMT -5
A truly beautiful woman doesn't need two industrial drums worth of make up Then she takes the empty drums and glues them on her chest.
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Post by shiranui on Sept 20, 2006 18:31:38 GMT -5
Two words........Paper bag Ms Crabtree the South Park bus driver: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! C'MERE, PUPPY! Chef: Umm, hold on a second Ms Crabtree, how would you like to use some... sex toys? Ms Crabtree : SEX TOYS? LIKE WHAT? Chef: Like this very special device... I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag" Ms Crabtree: HOW DOES IT WORK?! Chef: Now all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure. Ms Crabtree: REALLY? WELL HELL, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT! Chef (*puts paper bag over Ms Crabtree's head*): Aaah yeah, that's MUCH better!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Sept 21, 2006 7:00:52 GMT -5
Double bagger. One on her head. One on yours in case hers comes off.
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Sept 21, 2006 7:59:13 GMT -5
I'd rather hit the Wall at 70mph's..........which I have....but thats another story for another time.
She hasnt ever done anything for me. Her voice drives me up the Wall and her old pictures scare me. Booooooo!
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Post by careless on Sept 21, 2006 8:04:51 GMT -5
I'd have to say no also. I don't deem her hideous as others do but she really just doesn't do it for me.
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Post by NIXON on Sept 21, 2006 8:31:15 GMT -5
Melina would be the hottest chick in the world if we lived on the planet of the apes...Wait a minute...Statue of Liberty...THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!! Anyway, not a fan of hers, very ape like, big legs, big teeth,worst hair ever, not my cup of tea.
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Sept 21, 2006 11:05:50 GMT -5
She frightens me. That picture with the sig "King Kong has met his match" is truly on point.
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Post by krzykraka on Sept 21, 2006 12:13:13 GMT -5
I thinks she does need a face improvement but man she does have a hot body I wouldnt think twice about.
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Post by acropolis619 on Sept 21, 2006 12:17:13 GMT -5
I think if she toned down that wild assed hair she'd look better.
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