*is bored*
*steals a Snakeman corpse from the lab*
*props it up in the hallway outside Wegner's quarters with an empty plasma rifle*
*pounds on the door*
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! STICKY! COME QUICK!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!
*runs and hides around the corner and waits for the hilarity to commence*
You should know that Wegner would somehow bring the base crashing down on everyones heads. And now another UFO attack
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Tank Operator: I thought you guys said that this was going to be a huge UFO. The one in Tasmania was even bigger.
Mattner: And in retaliation to that and destroying their base near Launceston, the aliens unleashed those zombies.
Tank Operator: Are you still on about that? We've discovered what destroys them, a good old fashioned explosion.
Tank Operator: JESUS CHRIST! The tank is in critical condition.
Bibboid: Maybe that's the supergod of aliens. Ah well, we should be able to-
Bibboid: or you can blow it to hell from inside of the skyranger.
Hunter: And that's what happens when you screw with me.
Mattner: What kind of weapon is that Floater holding?
Hunter: Just blow the hell out of it.
Mattner: But maybe we should recover a live specimen.
Hunter: And maybe you'll just knock it unconscious by blowing it up.
Hunter: Why can't I load this?
Hunter: Stupid worthless piece of crap, it's jammed.
Wegner: Just get a rookie to unjam it.
Hunter: And give a rookie my blaster bomb launcher? No, I'll just find something else.
Sigourney Johnson: What the hell is that thing? Where the hell did it come from?
Claude: You handle that thing as well as you handle another-
Johnson: Please don't say that Buchard or I'll fire my rifle where the sun don't shine.
Claude: This has gotten disturbingly erotic. I like it a lot.
Johnson: Uh, Colonel Hunter... Can I apply for a desk job when I get back? This guy is just-
Claude: I fire my plasma where the sun doesn't shine. By plasma I mean my *expletive deleted*
Johnson: Oh thank you for that mental image, now I have to gouge my minds eye out.
Aaron Tanksley: How considerate, the door is big enough to fit a tank through.
Wegner: Too late, opening another door.
Wegner: I'll kill whatever is up the elevator first.
Hunter: So how are things going in there jackass? Found anything?
Tanksley: I HAVEN'T FOUND SHIT. OH WAIT-
Tanksly: NEVERMIND, HORRIBLE BIPEDAL BEAST BUT I KILLED IT.
Mattner: You are aware that we have communication devices on our armour?
Tanksly: I'M WEARING ARMOUR?
Tank Operator: Looks like that's as far as the tank can go in here.
Wegner: Sending another bomb up the elevator.
Tank Operator: NO WAIT, YOU CAN'T GET IT PAST THE TANK.
Tank Operator: OH f*** YOU WEGNER. THIS TANK WAS AWESOME AND NOW IT'S DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG WHO FIRES YOUR STUPID f***ING BOMBS EVERYWHERE.
Wegner: There was an alien there?
Tank Operator: THERE WAS NO ALIEN AND YOU DAMN WELL THAT THERE WASN'T. HEY DON'T YOU DARE
*click*Wegner: God, some people.
Buchard: These things can fly right?
Mattner: More hover about but you have the right idea.
Buchard: We should find out how they do it.
Mattner: Hey that's a reasonable idea. We could have added maneuverability on the battlefield. You could actually heywaitaminute. You'd just use it to peep in on women.
Buchard: Who, moi?
Tanksley: THERE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
Hunter: I'm standing right here.
Tanksley: Oh, there's no floor around the elevator on the second floor.
Wegner: COME AND GET ME BITCHES!
Buchard: Wait, how do I explore up here? I can't get off of the pad without falling.
Buchard: At least the stupid bastards come right for me. Does anyone else want a shot?
Hunter: And here we go.
Mattner: Watch it around that equipment. We need to recover it.
Hunter: You watch it, we've got plenty at the base.
Wegner: Come get me you stupid aliens.
Rudi: I hate having to look through the houses and such for them.
Bibboid: Why not blow it up then?
Rudi: Cunning plan except for two flaws. I don't have any explosives since Wegner used them all indiscriminately and secondly, I don't have any explosives. I know I said the same thing twice but it's a major flaw in that idea.
Bibboid: Shut up Ruby.
Rudi: It's Rudi.
Bibboid: And I don't care.
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So I accidentally missed the opening and closing shots for the mission. However, I intercepted a terror mission in Berlin just as it was about to start
so that's why the Reapers (the big bastards) are there.