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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:28:59 GMT -5
Love with a Urethral Injection. I don't even want to know what kind of move that is.
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 10, 2010 15:29:58 GMT -5
Love with a flying headscissors.
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Post by OB91 on Oct 10, 2010 15:30:33 GMT -5
Love with a Urethral Injection. I don't even want to know what kind of move that is. I just wiki'd it, I'm slightly disturbed myself.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:33:37 GMT -5
Angelina hits a clothesline, then another. She through Madison into the rope but Madison ducks a kick from Angelina and hist a dropkick of her own. Madison goes to the top rope but Angelina distracts the ref and Velvet pushes Madison off. Angleina then hits the Botox Injection.
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JB: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!
Velvet gets in the ring and pulls Madison up. Together the Beautiful People hit the Makeover on Madison.
Tenay: Come on now, enough is enough. West: Well they're still pissed about losing to Lacey and Traci at Bound For Glory. Tenay: And that excuses this?
Angelina rolls outside and grabs a chair. Velvet pulls Madison up.
Tenay: I get being mad that you lost but this is going to far.
Lacey and Traci charge down to the ring. Angelina swings the chair at Lacey but Lacey ducks and kicks it back in Angelina's face. Meanwhile Traci takes down Velvet with a clothesline. She throws Velvet to Lacey who hits the chokeslam.
Tenay: Thank goodness Lacey and Traci were out here. West: Well at least we know now that Leather and Lace and the Beautful People aren't done with eachother.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:35:10 GMT -5
Tenay: Here comes Sarita, and she is not happy. West: And do you blame her? After what Kong did to her at Bound for Glory, she’ll be lucky if all Sarita does is fire her!
Sarita grabs the mic.
KONG!!! You ungrateful bitch! Get the f*** out here right now!
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize- West: For what?! The woman has every right to upset!
Dammit NOW!!!
Awesome Kong approaches the ring to a loud pop from the iMPACT Zone.
Tenay: And there’s something unusual. Kong getting cheered by our fans, Don West. West: The fans are idiots for cheering that fat moron! She attacked the woman who owns her career, Tenay! How stupid can you get?!
Who the f*** do you think you are?! Did you forget who’s in control here, Chica?!
Kong grabs the mic out of Sarita’s hand.
Did you forget that I’m bigger than you and could squash you like the worm you are?
“KONG!! KONG!! KONG!!”
Listen to me bitch!
Sarita pulls out Kong’s contract.
I’m going to give you one chance. You want to keep your job, then you’re going to do three things.
You’re gonna get down on your hands and knees.
You’re gonna apologize to me.
And you’re gonna lick my boots.
You do those three things, and we’ll pretend this little incident never happened. Got it?
West: C’mon Kong! Do the right thing! Apologize, lick the boots! Save your damn job!
Kong thinks it over, then puts down the mic and gets down on all fours.
Tenay: I can’t believe she’s actually going to do it.
Kong leans down towards the mic.
I’m sorry.
West: Yes! OK, almost there! One more thing and you’re home free, Kong![/color]
Kong leans towards Sarita, then pulls back and picks up the mic.
I’m sorry that I didn’t do this a lot sooner!
Kong get’s up and levels Sarita with a clothesline!
West: What’re you doing?! Tenay: She’s standing up for herself!
Kong then picks up Sarita and Awesome Bomb’s her! Then she looks down, sees her contract, and picks it up.
Tenay: Kong’s got the contract!
Kong looks at the contract, then tears it up!
West: What the hell is she doing?! Tenay: Awesome Kong just tore up her own contract.
Sarita, you don’t got no power of me anymore! I QUIT!!!
The crowd reacts with a mixed response as Kong exit’s the ring.
Tenay: Awesome Kong has just quit WCTNA! West: I knew she wasn’t that bright, but that was the stupidest thing she could’ve possibly done!
Officials comes down to help Sarita from the ring. She sees the torn up contract and begins screaming as the officials try to help her. She shoves them aside and heads to the back, screaming that Kong can’t quit, as we go to a break.
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Post by lodirulz on Oct 10, 2010 15:36:25 GMT -5
Love with a Urethral Injection. I don't even want to know what kind of move that is. (With book and reading glasses) A Urethral Injection, is simply when they inject fluids into your-(Swats book away) THERE ARE KIDS WATCHING!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:38:08 GMT -5
Just to clarify what M told me, while Thunder and Lightning are officially done, he's still tagruling Kong so she's sticking around for now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:40:55 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
JB: And from Miami, Florida, weighing 257 pounds, JKO!
Tenay: Well Joe is coming off a very impressive victory over Brain Kendrick to retain the X Division title. West: And he has Curry Man waiting for him.
Samoa Joe v JKO 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 10, 2010 15:42:02 GMT -5
Joe with an island driver.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 10, 2010 15:42:20 GMT -5
Joe busts several muscles.
Meanwhile, Curry Man dances to ringside to get a better look at his opponent.
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Post by OB91 on Oct 10, 2010 15:43:16 GMT -5
Samoa Joe hits a family-friendly definitely not disturbing at all Stinkface.
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Post by lodirulz on Oct 10, 2010 15:43:44 GMT -5
Joe chokes out JKO, as he stares as Curry Man.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:54:14 GMT -5
Joe whips JKO into the ropes and hits a clothesline, then another. Joe whips JKO into the ropes again and hits a big back bodydrop. Joe sets JKO in the corner and hits a running knee. Joe then sits JKO on the tope rope and hits rights and kefts to rock him. Joe hooks JKO up and hits the Muscle Buster!
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JB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: The X Divsion Champion, rolling on here. West: Joe really has been dominant these past few weeks. Tenay: But will Curry Man be able toderail the Samoan Submission machine? We will find out. Let's go to the back where we can hear from Kaz.
It's too hard to get a chance here.
I couldn't face losing again, not to some cheap Japanese culinary dish and definitely not to that crippled Canadian, Petey Williams.
I was given an offer earlier, an offer to bring TNA and it's X-Division back to the way it was before all of these leeches appeared!
I chose to accept.
Woe betide you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 15:58:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!
JB: And from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing 179 pounds, Petey Williams!
Tenay: These guys came so close in the Ultimate X match but Curry Man prevailed. West: But what was that offer Kaz alluded to moments ago? Tenay: I don't know but we will find out.
Petey Williams v Kaz 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 10, 2010 15:59:35 GMT -5
Kaz with a sit out suplex.
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Post by OB91 on Oct 10, 2010 16:00:26 GMT -5
Kaz hits the Flux Capacitor
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Post by lodirulz on Oct 10, 2010 16:04:24 GMT -5
Kaz with a splash form the top rope.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 10, 2010 16:05:19 GMT -5
Kaz with that slingshot/springboard/whatever DDT thing he does.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 10, 2010 16:07:50 GMT -5
Petey with a "Yeah, I know" DDT
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 10, 2010 16:12:34 GMT -5
Kaz and Petey exchange rights. Kaz gos for a kick but Petey takes him down and goes for the Sharpshooter. Kaz kicks Petey off and Petey collides with the referee. Petey stagger back and Kaz goes for the Wave of the Future but Petey counters out and sets up for the Canadian Destroyer. But then Matt Morgan runs in and takes Petey's head off with the Carbon Footpoint. Morgan exits as the ref comes round.
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JB: Here is your winner, Kaz!
Tenay: Matt Morgan? What was that about about? Why did Eric Bischoff's desiganted hitter cost Petey Williams the match? West: Remember that offer Kaz was talking about? I think that answers the question. Tenay: Well let's go backstage for comments from Legends Champion Desmond Wolfe.
Who's afraid of the big bad Wolfe?
The camera goes up from the floor until we face a smiling Desmond Wolfe, wearing sunglasses and title belt to boot.
Mr Nash, once again I proved to you and the world that I can beat you clearly, methodically, obviously.
And now, this little baby of a title belt is back into the hands of a true champion.
It's not the biggest prize in the jungle, but as I found out by watching the mistakes of other champions, you sorely miss having it, once it's gone. And this belt will never leave my possession again.
I will say for the newest additions to the Champion's club, that while they were bloody impressive at Bound for Glory, tonight on iMPACT!, you're just going to look like another bloody windowlicker.
There's a reason you hold tag team championships Sabin, it's because you can't get anything by yourself, you need help. And that's exactly why I'm certain to beat you. Your partner is in a hospital ward right now knowing that he might be a champion, but his woman left him for another woman.
That says a lot about him doesn't it?
But he's not here to deny this, it's only you who will soon fly around that ring but only from the peak, of the Tower of London.
See you out there,
Wanker.
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