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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 12:37:55 GMT -5
Right, dropped all instances of the word "Knockout" on the front page and thus our women no longer have a gimmicky name.
Come to think of it have the WCWWE women been refered to as Divas any time recently? I don't recall.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 13:47:19 GMT -5
Right, dropped all instances of the word "Knockout" on the front page and thus our women no longer have a gimmicky name. Come to think of it have the WCWWE women been refered to as Divas any time recently? I don't recall. I call them divas in the commentary from time to time.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 15:02:05 GMT -5
Right, the promo is finalised.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:03:36 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to a blockbuster edition of WCTNA iMPACT! West: Yeah, we got ten matches signed for tonight. Ten matches! Tenay: And we start things off with the legendary Hulk Hogan in action. West: What a way to kick things off.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 302 pounds, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan!
JB: And his opponent, weighing 225 pounds, Suicide!
Tenay: Well we haven' seen Suicide in a while. West: Uh, wasn't Kaz Suicide? What's going on here? Tenay: I'm not sure but in any event this is sure to be a interesting matchup.
Hulk Hogan v Suicide (Eric Young) 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:03:58 GMT -5
Sorry, lost track of time there.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 15:06:19 GMT -5
I could vote Suicide, but I see where this needs to go.
Hogan with a slam.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 15:07:47 GMT -5
Hogan with a lariat, shades of Japan.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:15:19 GMT -5
Hogan dominates Suicide before hitting the boot followed by the Leg Drop. 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Hulk Hogan!
*Hulk Hogan grabs a mic, then leans down over Suicide.*
That it, dude? That's all you've got? Big bad WCTNA Original, and you go down that easy?
*Hogan kicks him over to the ropes and pushes him out of the ring.*
And these are the kind of guys A.J. Styles stands up for? Now I'll admit, this Suicide guy was alright in the ring, but he had no direction! No focus! And A.J. Styles, that's what this company lacks: Focus. All anyone in this company ever did was talk and talk and talk. Nobody ever did. Well, with yours truly at the helm and Eric Bischoff holding the reigns, that's gonna change. And anyone who doesn't wanna be part of this company's successful era is welcome to step up and get smacked down, right after Bound for Glory when I finish off A.J. Styles...
*Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring carrying his guitar in one hand and a mic in the other*
Who the hell do you think you are? You want to come in here and badmouth a company that I built with my own blood, sweat and tears? I gave everything to make this place what it is. I gave my heart and soul. And you want to rip that out. You want to raze WCTNA to the ground and build it up again in your own image, is that it?
Well, Jeff, when people think of Hulk Hogan...they think of success. They think of the biggest name in this industry. They think of a...no, THE legend of professional wrestling.
When people think of Jeff Jarrett, they think of a guy who used to beat women. They think of a guy who only won the World Title because guys like me and Kevin Nash and Sting saw that WCW was spiraling down and took off while we still could. They think of a guy who's six-time WCTNA World Champion because he's the guy in charge.
So yes, Jeff, I am going to build up WCTNA in my own image. Because my own image is one of success. My image is what this company needs in order to become the international powerhouse it's capable of being!
And that's just it. It's all about you. You have never done what's good for business. You only left WCW because you were personally offended, not because it was time for you to step aside. You kept your stranglehold on your spotlight and you let Steve Austin surpass you as the biggest name in wrestling. See guys like AJ Styles would never get an opportunity when you were on top. Even today if that big fish up north was interested in them, they'd be repackaged and neutered. We gave men like AJ Styles a chance they would never get anywhere else. Would AJ Styles be a world champion, let alone a three time world champion, a decade ago? I somehow doubt it. And not only that, we did things no-one else did. We created the X Division and brought about a whole new high-flying, high-risk, fast-paced style. We created a women's division that wasn't solely based on models and cover girls who didn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. We made sure that tag team wrestling was no longer a dirty word. We made wrestling again, not sports entertainment. And you want to get rid of all that?
You think none of those existed in the WWF? None of that was in WCW? You talk about the X-Division, Jeff. You didn't invent anything, you just brought it back from the grave after Vince McMahon buried it. Paul Heyman may have brought the luchadors to America, but we were the ones who gave them their first real exposure in WCW. And those guys weren't complaining about honor, those guys weren't thinking they sold out. They were thrilled just to get the opportunity we gave them!
You've done a lot of good for women's wrestling down here, I'll admit that. The girls put on some of the finest matches this company's ever seen, and it typically tops out the ratings. But then again, that could be made a negative. How bad does it make this company look when the girls are outwrestling the guys?
Tag team wrestling, Jeff? I'll give you that you brought back tag team wrestling, but not a lot of the tag team division here is WCTNA Originals, brother. Hell, the champs right now are two of my favorite wrestlers these days, Jeff Hardy and the close personal friend of mine, Rob Van Dam. You and A.J. can talk about revolution, Jeff, but most of the WCTNA Tag Team revolution took off well before I showed up here, brother.
You think this is about me, brother? I'm fifty-seven years old, jack!! I know I don't belong in the limelight anymore!!! But the fact is this company NEEDS Hulk Hogan in the limelight to guide it, to raise it to the pinnacle that it should be at.
The problem isn't me, Jeff. The problem isn't "big, bad Hulk Hogan coming from up north to destroy the company and all its integrity until the money's dry" or however you want to say that. The tag team division and the X-Division and the women's division are all necessary, but all the effort they're putting in won't mean a thing if the guys on top of the company don't know how to do anything but tread water!!!
I'm trying to remove A.J. Styles because he doesn't know any better and he's refusing to give my way a chance. But am I trying to replace him myself? WRONG, BROTHER!!! I'm just here to guide this company. I'm here to point the way. D'Angelo Dinero, a young guy who got screwed by the politicking up north, a guy with all the talent in the world, will be the guy to lead this company to the promised land. D'Angelo Dinero will be the flag bearer after Bound for Glory!
You want to talk about a guy who never got his shot? What about Jay Lethal? For years he's had to scrape by as a low-rent Randy Savage impersonator. But at Bound For Glory he gets his chance to do what he had never done before and become WCTNA World Heavyweght Champion. What makes Dinero any more worthy of carrying this company that Jay Lethal?
I couldn't say, brother. We'll find that out at Bound for Glory. I just hope that a guy who spend the better part of his professional career emulating Randy Savage is smart enough to know whose philosophy is right for this industry.
Well you see that's the thing. You see you didn't bring Dinero in. You didn't hire Mr Anderson or Matt Morgan. I did. They weren't lured her by the legendary Hulk Hogan, they came here to be a part of WCTNA. And now you want to change what that means. Over my dead body!
Well, Jeff, you're right. I didn't bring those guys in. But I never took credit for it in the first place. You're just trying to make excuses to vilify me now. I was hoping you'd be like Ric Flair or Sting back in WCW and help me, Jeff.
But I see now that ain't gonna happen. Over your dead body, Jeff? Hate to break it to ya, jack, but there's a difference between you and the guys like D'Angelo Dinero and Jay Lethal and Mr. Anderson. And that difference is they've got a future. You don't.
Is that a threat? You I did suspect you had something to do with taking me out last week.
Always with the accusations, Jeff! First you claim I'm taking credit for TNA's new talent, and then you say I attacked you. Brother, if I was gonna take you out, I'd look you right in the eyes when I did it...or at least have the guys order to do it tell you who they're working for.
I don't know who it was that jumped you last week, but I had nothin' to do with it, brother.
Well if you didn't attack me, and none of your cronies did either, then who the hell was it?
*Ric Flair struts down to the ring. He gets in the ring and gets up right to Jarrett.*
Woooooooooooo!
*At this point Beer Money slide into the ring and attack Jarrett from behind.*
Tenay: What the hell is this? West: Beer Money just beating down Jeff Jarrett. Tenay: But why? What for? West: Well I'd guess it was them who took out Jeff last week. Tenay: But that still doesn't anwer why.
*Beer Money hit the DWI on Jarrett. Hogan grabs the guitar and Beer Money lift Jarrett up and hold him while Hogan measures up for a shot to Jarrett with the guitar.*
*AJ Styles runs to the ring. AJ jumps up on the apron and hits a springboard forearm to take out Hogan. Storm charges but AJ hits a dropkick to take care of him. Roode goes for the Northern Lariat but AJ ducks and hits the PELE! AJ does his arms spread taunt but then Flair comes up behind and hits a low blow. AJ drops to his knees in pain while Hogan picks up the guitar. Flair holds AJ and Hogan smashes the guitar over his head! Hogan, beer Money and Flair leave the ring, AJ Styles and Jeff Jarrett lying decimated behind them.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:20:33 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!
JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Awesome Kong, from Mexico City, Sarita!
Tenay: Well all indications show that Thunder and Lightning have smething big planned for tonight. West: It better be something big for Kong to make it up to Sarita. Tenay: What more does she have to do? Sarita has been treating Kong like a slave as of late West: Well Sarita owns her contract. Whet's she gonna do?
Sarita v Madison Rayne 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 15:22:31 GMT -5
Sarita with a Springboard Stunner.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 15:22:56 GMT -5
Um...Sarita with a flippycanrana. (Which, despite the name, is a simple armdrag.)
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 15:22:58 GMT -5
Sarita with a DDT
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 26, 2010 15:28:28 GMT -5
Sarita with the Sole Food
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:30:49 GMT -5
Madison take the fight to Sarita and hiots a dropkick. She runs into the ropes but Kong trips her up. Sarita then hits the La Reinara! 1-2-3!
Tenay: Sarita wins the match thanks to Kong. West: Hey, kong should just be grateful she has a job in this climate. Tenay: Yeah. Well we're being told we're gonna have a replay of last week. West: Play the footage!
Video replay:
As many of you just saw, Daffney once again took things too far. She was going to take the broken piece of mirror and slice Angelina! Probably ending her career... or WORSE!
And if it hadn't been for my good friend Lacey, I probably wouldn't be here today.
So we went to the WCTNA board of directors and demanded that we be properly compensated for the mental, physical, and emontional anguish that my dear Angelina has had to suffer at the hands of that monster. We were asking for Daffney to be stripped of her title and it be handed over to us, but we settled with WCTNA management. So on October 8, at Bound for Glory... it will be the Beautiful People... getting a shot at the belts custom made for them.... the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championships!
Tenay: So I guess it's offical, the Beautiful People will challenge for the Women's Tag titles at Bound For Glory. West: Well that's only fair. Tenay: Don, have you forgotten who holds those titles? West: What differences does it make?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:33:21 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheuled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, Rhino!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Raven, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 215 pounds, Stevie Richards!
Tenay: Stevie hasn't exactly been himself these past few weeks. West: I dunno maybe Raven hypnotised him or something. Tenay: Raven hypnotised him? West: It could happen.
Stevie Richards v Rhino 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 15:34:33 GMT -5
Rhino tries to Gore Stevie, who counters into the Stevie-T!!!
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 15:36:57 GMT -5
Stevie summons the Blue Meanie and Nova, who both kick Rhino in the shins before disappearing.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 15:36:59 GMT -5
Rhino gets confused by the fact he's booked and falls victim to a neckbreaker.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:43:53 GMT -5
Stevie locks a Cobra Cluth on Rhino but Rhino drive him back into the corner. Rhino hits a shoulder thrust into the corner then hits a belly-to-belly on Stevie when he staggers out. Rhino set up for the Gore but as he comes charging in Stevie hits the Stevie Kick! 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Stevie Richards!
Raven comes in and raises Stevie's arm. Raven then points to Rhino and Stevie picks Rhino up and tosses him to Raven. Raven then hits the Raven Effect while Stevie dances around.
Tenay: What the hell is that? West: Stevie Richards has lost his freakin' mind!
*Tommy Dreamer and Mick Foley are shown backstage watching the conclusion of the previous match*
Did you see that?
Yeah, I did.
What the hell did Raven do to him?
I don't know. But you know Paul Heyman doesn't call him the David Koresh of wrestling for nothing.
Dammit, I am not gonna let this stand.
You got some kinda plan?
That I do. I'm challenging Raven to a Monster's ball match.
Are you crazy?
Tommy, you've known me long enough to know the answer to that.
But why?
Well two reasons. One, I get to beat the holy hell out of Raven. But the second is a long forgotten quirk of the Monster's Ball. And often overlooked ruling.
Which would be?
Well I don't know if you recall but a key part of Monster's Ball is that the competitors are sequestered alone in a locked room without light, food or water for twenty-four hours before the match.
So you want to in isolation for twenty-four hours?
No. I want Raven to be in isolation. Because if we can get him away from Stevie...
Oh I get you. But you'd be willing to go through with that? A whole day in the dark without food or water?
Well it's not like skipping a few meals would hurt.
Mick, seriously!
I am serious. If that's what I have to go through to get rid of Raven once and for all, then I'll do it. No question.
Alright. I just hope you know what you're doing.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 15:45:12 GMT -5
Up next is a promo Hayden and I wrote. Which means that yes, it's a loooooong one. You have been warned.
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