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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 16, 2010 8:37:19 GMT -5
Kabuto nicknamed Braxton WE SHALL NEVER FORGET THE GOOD SIR BLADE!
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Post by OB91 on Oct 16, 2010 8:42:17 GMT -5
Kabuto: Terry Funk
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 19, 2010 10:57:11 GMT -5
Kabuto - Bladefist. Or NinjaCard. (Since the full name, NinjaInfoCard would never fit in there.)
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 19, 2010 21:06:32 GMT -5
well, i guess i know what fossil comes with me. updates this week.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 23, 2010 23:04:20 GMT -5
NOTE: This next chapter will be presented in two parts: part one will be posted now and stretches from Steve leaving the cave to heading for Bill's house. Part two, which will be posted next week, will run from Bill's house to Misty's gym. CHAPTER SOMETHING, PART ONE BUILD A BRIDGE TO YOUR MIND, TAKES ME THERE EVERY TIME....I CAN HAZ KABOOTO!!!!! And he gets Omanyte. [bale]OH, GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUU!!!![/bale] Finally away from the cave and those ******* bats. Get the hell away from my Doritos, mister. It was either that or he was gonna eat all my Doritos, and those cost quite a bit of money and Richlen was the only one who would eat them. (Considering she ate most of the chips plus the actual bag, I think she's living up to her namesake.) STEP UP TO PUNCHY!!!! OK. I'll go check him out. Thanks, mister! Of ultimate destiny?Shut up, James!What the.... JUICE MAKE SUGAR!!!!Will you please shut up?!Uhhhhhh.... "Soul mates"? Wow, you're creepy. And I had an extremely hard time trying to restrain George afterwards. Caught Sandshrew! Nicknamed Sandy so cookie to Seth Drakin and more wondering as to why I'm only getting female Pokemon to me. What? Us?! No, we would NEVER do something like that!So why does Meowth have a shiny object that he didn't have a second ago? It's from your desk, kid! Now stop asking such stupid questions!Great. Now I have Team Rocket watching over my shoulder.... Uh, dude. Walk around a bit and look around. OH GREAT. No. Yes.Who are you? Who do you THINK I am?!Betcha he still has the same old-NO!*sobs pathetically* As you wish.... Can you say "Chicken Fried"? ChickenfriedChickenfriedChickenfriedOh, please. That was a fluke.See what I mean?Well, he was a little weakened anyways.This could come in handy later. WHAT THE-NO! NO! DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT-....Well whoop-de-doo-for-you. Note to self: Ask Rick Martel for bottle of Arrogance. Big talk considering as I kicked your ass. Yeah. REEEEEEEEEEEAL useful.... And then he turned and ran away. A very brave retreat by Sir Waffles.... An unlimted supply of chicken nuggets? A female Lance Storm? I was thinking Jericho.No, he's SRS.It's quite simple, actually. See- *falls off chair laughing* *pounds floor laughing* Yeah,my Paint skills suck. Tada. Now GIMMEEEEEE!!!! CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!! Oh. Well, this is good too. Say what? You know what? Even though three of you are reading over my shoulder, no. Yes. Hmmmm. I see I need to use different tactics. Perhaps this folder of hot photos might convince him to let me pass.... OK. Mickie isn't his type. How 'bout Lita? UHOH. Uhhhhhhhhhhh, Maria? YIKES!!! DOUBLE SHOT! TRISH AND VICTORIA!!!! DAMNIT!! Haha! I hope you've learned your lesson!As you were saying.... Still no. NOTE TO SELF: Rocket grunts cannot be bribed with photos of Divas. And I beat him too. Wappity-wappity! I'm not sure if I should blame ya, kiddo. Caught Bellsprout! Nicknamed Audrey so FEED ME, STEVIE!!!! Also cookies to Drakin and UT. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Next time: Steve beats up random people, sees a fascinating Clefairy, and gets beat up by another girl.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 27, 2010 23:42:28 GMT -5
CHAPTER SOMETHING, PART TWO HOPEFULLY I DON'T HAVE TO BRIBE ANYONE.... But you're on foot. The Zubat bit your bottom and now your bottom is big? Saves me lots of problems. It is? Well, then, thank you for the advice, now, if you'll excuse me- Like me? OK, I'l beat you, then. I have no idea what to reply to that. I don't want to know.... What the- Nah, it doesn't look that threatening. In fact, it looks as much of a problem as your Clefairy.*Audrey starts daydreaming about becoming a Victreebell and eating James* George did WHAT?! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... What was I saying?OH FOR THE LOVE OF- (TBH, I don't even remember what I beat that thing with.) Sounds like my kind of place.... What does he look like? I am the ultimate judge of cool boyfriends, you see, and- Um.... OK.... I done did what who got where how did what gone where? Well whoop-de-doo-for-you.... KISS OF DEATH!!!! This is awkward. Actually, she says- You know what? It doesn't matter. Well, for cryin' out loud, don't challenge me if you know you're gonna lose. Well, I DO have a Bellsprout AND a Clefairy AND a Jigglypuff AND a Butterfree, and we do allow cute Pokemon into the Palace of Wisdom. BE JEALOUS!BE JEALOUS!BE JEALOUS!NO!!! RICHLEN IS MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *falls off chair* Looks like he's out cold.All right!!! Let's go nuts!!!!Oh, boy! A talking Clefairy! Quick, get a net!And don't let Steve/Gus find out, because otherwise we'll have a fight on our hands.Shut up and get in the ball, damnit!DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!!GET IN THE DAMN BALL!!!!Uh, Jessie? The kid's stirring....CRAP.We have no choice, do we?*snorksnortgrumpfelHEH?* Answers that question....JUST SHUT UP AND GET IN THERE!!!!*snorfkhurmmvelHEH?* What's going on? Nothing. Hit "ENTER" on the keyboard.What? Just do it.Jess seems in a bit of a tizzy about something.... Hmmm.... Who are you? No, I got dragged in here by Team Rocket and now they won't tell me what the hell is going on here. OOOH, sounds like my kind of place! I probably will, considering I still don't know what just happened.... MACHINE GUN POKEMON!!!!!! And then I blundered into Misty's gym.... Could you PLEASE put some pants on?! Because draining them of their strength makes more sense than just making them take a nap. HATERS GONNA HATE *Insert Michelle McCool joke here* HATERS STILL GONNA HATE, NOT TO MENTION LOSE Couldn't resist another bad Paint attempt. NOT SHOWN: Me whiting out on the first try thanks to Starmie and narrowly winning the second time when, just before being KOed, Audrey dumper Poison Powder on Starmie. Kane was the only survivor and didn't even break a sweat. (stupid lack of Brian Lawler photo....) OOOH, landscape destruction.... Don't need it. ========================================== OK, another update will HOPEFULLY be up this weekend at earliest. I need to check around to see what I may end up running into when I leave town.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 29, 2010 7:20:50 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 5, 2010 23:34:14 GMT -5
CHAPTER 5, OR IS IT 6? OK IT'S 5, PART 1 I'M (almost) ON A BOAT After beating AWESOME!!!! Misty, I walked over to that house where the cop was blocking the door. He decided to step aside and allow S. L. Dumas, P.I., to investigate. Odd. They're never miserable until I beat them. I wonder why?!I put on my faded fedora and headed for a nearby wall. They may be devious, but damn, they're stupid. Are not.Shut up, Meowth. Undertaker called. He wants his catchphrase back. Yeah. It's something called "gimmick infringment," buddy, and thou art guilty of it. He's wearing a Team Rocket outfit. Do I believe him? Yes.No.James will get his yet....When confronted, the suspect made a feeble attempt to resist but quickly surrendered. I attempted to return the stolen contraband, but the client decided it was better that someone else kept it in safekeeping. Uhhh, I thought this didn't show up until later. You apparantly thought wrong.Damn Paras Effect again.... Hmmmm.... He sounds like me.... Thus, nicknamed Sticky so cookies to everyone in WCWWE for giving me that nickname. No need to haul a Magikarp around all the time when it can level up in a safe enviroment. So let me get this straight. We can't come through because you're thirsty?I don't get it either.... CUE LONG SEQUENCES OF FIGHTING WHICH WOULD HAVE OVERLOADED EVERYTHINGDoniratrix got ~! Oh. Well, that's interesting, now if you'll excuse me- Crap. What? I'm just walking- Vinewhipped it to tears. Oh great, not Vickie Guererro as a Girl Scout.... *wins match in response* *wins match in response* The secret is.... COMING UP RIGHT AFTER THIS!!!! Next up: I battle a Robert DeNiro wannabe. IN VERMILLION CITY....This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more useful than that Fame Checker thingy for sure. Note to self: Start looking for batches of toxic sludge to find Grimer. *runs out and captures extra Spearow* If these fans are as bad as they are in Gold/Silver/Crystal/Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald I might just go ragey. My worst nightmares are coming true. That's because it's struggling to breathe from you hugging it too much. I want out of here. So which one do I obey? That girl was right.... Might as well.... help....Yes. Please hurry. How do you not make frequent trips to a hospital burn unit? Then he mentioned that his favorite Fearow could fly him wherever he wanted to go but I unfortunately messed up the image by accidentally saving another image over top of it. Think I'll wait to unleash "Bicycle" by Queen until later. That little guy? Poor thing, he'll be at it all day, if not longer.... ============================================== Next time: Steve tries not to get seasick. Also, in between updates, I'll be bringing back the "Ask Steve" feature. Feel free to leave questions for Steve/me to answer here. (The funnier the better, of course.)
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 6, 2010 22:45:02 GMT -5
CHAPTER 5, PART TWO NOW I'M ON A BOAT! OOOOH big boat. Really? I thought all this time I was the feminine type. This only slightly hurt emotionally. Thankfully, there is a mini-Pokemon Center on board. "Chipper"? Does anyone still use that word? Well, you seee, I heard that there was something on board that- 1. I'M TWENTY YEARS OLD. EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME A CHILD ALREADY. 2. Don't talk to me about courtesy after you poisoned my Pokemon. Jeez, what a grouch. Forgive me for asking, but since when did I look like a waitress to you?! As he was saying this, Kane was still trying to catch her breath after that last battle. Thankfully, this guy was not interested in causing trouble. Unlike us.....Yeah, I got nothin'. OH GREAT Are you kidding?! I could find those in any random patch of grass, and I think you did too. Well you brought that on yourself. *nails Sweet Chin Music on brat* Ahem. WE'RE the only ones allowed to call kids "brats."Zip it. *defeats kid* *nails Sweet Chin Music on kid* AAAACK!!! HIDE!!!!Team Rocket? Where?Frankenberry? So he's like me? But you're taller than he is. Other hand, gotta respect a Machoke that eats the cup as well. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING Whew. It's gone. Squit got ~! No. *runs* MOMMY Money money yeah yeah, money money yeah yeah.... She knows Mega Punch, Low Kick, and Karate Chop. Do I really need this? There IS no plank. *runs* No. Who let Drew McIntyre into the game?! *runs* Audrey got ~! Awww, it looks harmless. Yeah, no thanks to McIntyre.... Uh.... Glad I could help? Hmm.... let me think.... I take cute ones. Uhhh.... yeah. Does any of you know how to run a ship? Surely you can't be serious.I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Well, I guess I'll just head to the only level left. The cabin. Perhaps the Captain can- AWWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!!!!!What the- I came to play-Great. Now Waffles thinks he's the Miz. Shut up and start battling. If you insist....Fluke!Want to say that again? Nuts. Almost got him. That time worked. The end. Haha. I like you less and less. Is that sarcasm? Come on. We're not just gonna rip off a bunch of catchphraes and memes, are we? Guess I'm too late. This better have a big payoff.... What? Meaning I can get to Surge's gym, meaning another badge, meaning I'm thinking my way out of the ship.... BYE BYE BOAT ============================================== So now it's on to Surge's gym and Diglett's cave. Need names for: Diglett Dugtrio Drowzee Abra Slowpoke (?) Nidoran(M)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 7, 2010 1:33:41 GMT -5
Diglett - Jim (Earthworm Jim) Dugtrio - Hydra Drowzee - Niquol Abra - Houdini Slowpoke (?) - Stimpy Nidoran(M) - Bugs
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 7, 2010 16:01:08 GMT -5
Diglett-Monty (after the Monty Moles from Mario, not after Billy Gunn or Monty Brown) Dugtrio-Chimera Drowzee- Morpheus Abra- Houdini Slowpoke- Stimpy Nidoran- Muffins
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Post by Marvelis on Nov 7, 2010 16:13:48 GMT -5
Diglett: Yippie! Dugtrio: Triple D Drowzee: Lil Wheezy Abra: Bret Hart Slowpoke (?): Brighton Nidoran(M): James Bond
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 22, 2010 14:22:40 GMT -5
ok, due to internet trouble, i will have the next update up by this weekend. sorry for the delay.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 29, 2010 0:21:03 GMT -5
NOTE: I have locked the Team Rocket members up inside a spare bedroom upstairs. They have been told that I will not release them until I am done here. OTHER NOTE: I had wanted to edit these images, but I had forgotten all about it until I had already uploaded them. Oh well.... CHAPTER SIX *INSERT RANDOM JOKE HERE*Help! For some reason I cannot turn on the funny! Caught Diglett!!! Nicknamed Yippee!!! so cookies to Lieutenant Sharpshooter. Does he fight for the rights of every man? Still can't turn on the funny!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M TWENTY - ah, forget it. *brutally assaults his Pokemon with Yippee!!!!* HAHAHA!!! I HAVE REDUCED YOU TO A QUIVERING JELLY!!!! HAHAHA!!!! evilmeevilmeevilmeevilmeevilme Well, well, will you look at that, it's wide open. Think I'll just go strai- Can't I just go through the door in PEACE?!?!?!?!?! This could be useful.... NOT! But it's already open. But the door is open already, so will you please let me go? Uhhhhh.... I forgot.... Oh yeah, a badge. WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN - OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN - OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH - huh? What happened? So does this make me Thundergirl? That was pretty lame, I know....NO!!! THE FUNNY DIED AGAIN!!!! ============================================= I'm having some issues trying to take care of the other images for the update, so I'll have the rest of this up tomorrow.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 5, 2010 23:02:40 GMT -5
CHAPTER 6.5 A SHORT ADDENDUMOh God.... He sent you to attack me, didn't he?! It's a trap, it just HAS to be.... *GULP* A hiker afraid of the dark. Just when you think you've seen it all.... STAND BACK!!! I HAVE A... A SOMETHING AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!! Go ahead, make... my... daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy. Wait, that's it? *SKIPS OVER STEVE GOING TO PEWTER MUSEUM*Uh-uh. I remember all too well what happened the last time someone tried to tell me a secret. He got chased around by an angry Zigzagoon. Why do I see a maniacal look in your eyes? Never mind, I don't want to know. I am no one's guinea pig! Great. He wants me to find Frankenstein. Please just give me the bike. I had to listen to enough talk just to get this voucher. Sticky was about to make off with a toolbox, so he just wanted to get me out of there. Now I can go insane ten times as fast. ============================================ So now I'm heading to Dark Cave. There are only three Pokemon I'll need names for: Voltorb Kadabra Machop
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 5, 2010 23:46:54 GMT -5
Voltorb - BoBomb Kadabra - Xavier Machop - Tomahawk
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 17, 2010 23:18:28 GMT -5
apologies for not having an update up, i've been using Fire Red to map out what would happen in Leaf Green. unfotunately, i spent way to much time trying to catch Zapdos, so, thanks to the miracle of saving, it remains at the Power Plant until i am ready to catch the bugger without using 29 ultra balls.
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