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Post by Psy on Mar 30, 2010 23:26:49 GMT -5
Hearing Daniel Bryan talk is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries. *waits for someone to get the reference* I don't know, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say... who wouldn't want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries?
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Post by DSR on Mar 30, 2010 23:53:07 GMT -5
Hearing Daniel Bryan talk is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries. *waits for someone to get the reference* I don't know, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say... who wouldn't want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries? *cut to Bob Saget cracking up* ;D
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Post by EJS on Mar 31, 2010 0:07:52 GMT -5
I like ketchup on my mashed potatoes. Is that like Daniel Bryan busted open?
Honestly, I think mashed potatoes are more like Sheamus.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 31, 2010 0:28:57 GMT -5
I don't know, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say... who wouldn't want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries? *cut to Bob Saget cracking up* ;D And then there's Skip Sheffield...dear god, you're as sexy as a school bus fire!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2010 0:32:58 GMT -5
I think Otunga would botch eating mashed potatoes. Hit his head on the table or something.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Mar 31, 2010 0:35:41 GMT -5
I think Otunga would botch eating mashed potatoes. Hit his head on the table or something. I just spit my food out laughing. Thanks.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 31, 2010 1:51:32 GMT -5
I think Otunga would botch eating mashed potatoes. Hit his head on the table or something. Or break the plate trying to put his fork through the potatoes.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 31, 2010 2:13:31 GMT -5
The only thing I liked about it, upon watching the tape about thirty minutes ago, I said out loud 'what is that even supposed to mean?' and sure enough Bryan seconds later asked the exact same question.
Made me like him more really.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 31, 2010 5:55:51 GMT -5
I think Otunga would botch eating mashed potatoes. Hit his head on the table or something. Botcher and Badger! (Hopefully somebody remembers this mash potato obsessed show) Anyway I love mash with pies or sausages.
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Post by BIG DUNC on Mar 31, 2010 6:13:42 GMT -5
it's official, david otunga likes bodger and badger!!
A botcher and badger tag team would be printing money.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 31, 2010 6:52:09 GMT -5
So, should we compare other wrestling superstars to various ways of preparing potatoes?
Baked potatoes, for instance, are basic, easy to prepare, filling, and rather bland. So, that'd be Dean Malenko.
French fries are cheap, mass-produced, and beloved by children, who shovel them in blindly until they become grotesque, obese monstrosities of consumer greed. John Cena.
Latkes are, of course, represented by Goldberg.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2010 7:17:24 GMT -5
Otunga talks a lot about having charisma, so I'm guessing he's using the "if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" strategy.
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Post by SlimTrip on Mar 31, 2010 7:37:12 GMT -5
If Daniel Bryan talks like that every time he's on the stick, well then I have a new favorite wrestler.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Mar 31, 2010 7:37:47 GMT -5
I think Otunga would botch eating mashed potatoes. Hit his head on the table or something. Botcher and Badger! (Hopefully somebody remembers this mash potato obsessed show) Anyway I love mash with pies or sausages. I remember it!!! Give David Otunga a Bodger & Badger gimmick and I might start to believe he's the most charismatic Rookie.
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Post by DSR on Mar 31, 2010 11:07:20 GMT -5
*cut to Bob Saget cracking up* ;D And then there's Skip Sheffield...dear god, you're as sexy as a school bus fire! And making fun of Heath Slater isn't as easy as shooting fish in a barrel...its as easy as looking at fish in a barrel. Its as easy as being somewhere near a barrel.
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Post by MAGGLE on Mar 31, 2010 11:11:27 GMT -5
I would love to have Daniel Bryan around on every show and be like: "YOU CANT BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT MANIA? JESUS!"
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Mar 31, 2010 12:07:37 GMT -5
Latkes are, of course, represented by Goldberg. I don't know. How devout is he? I'd say he'd qualify as potato pancakes. They're something that Jewish people enjoy, while the non-Jewish find them quite palatable. And mashed potatoes are awesome. You can put garlic and cheese and bacon and cheese and different kinds of gravy and cheese and eat them with mac and cheese.
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Post by Young Game on Mar 31, 2010 12:17:17 GMT -5
So, should we compare other wrestling superstars to various ways of preparing potatoes? Baked potatoes, for instance, are basic, easy to prepare, filling, and rather bland. So, that'd be Rob Van Dam. French fries are cheap, mass-produced, and beloved by children, who shovel them in blindly until they become grotesque, obese monstrosities of consumer greed. John Cena. Latkes are, of course, represented by Scotty Goldman. FIXT.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 31, 2010 14:12:04 GMT -5
And then there's Skip Sheffield...dear god, you're as sexy as a school bus fire! And making fun of Heath Slater isn't as easy as shooting fish in a barrel...its as easy as looking at fish in a barrel. Its as easy as being somewhere near a barrel. They need to have Mae Young come on the show and say "Someone punch me in the face so I can see some stars!"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Mar 31, 2010 14:14:22 GMT -5
Eating mashed potatoes is butter!
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