Tila Tequila Guest Hosting Raw May 31

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Mar 29, 2010 17:27:42 GMT -5 Back to being Cenanuff said:

Dang, gotta take matters into my own hands.

So I was slow. Sue me

Mostly because I was busy doing this at the thought of it.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

So the main event will be a roster-wide Penicillin In the Bank match? (Spoiler: Cena wins.)

[Lancers]

Cons:

- Doesn't watch wrestling
- Doesn't have any discernible talent
- Has the charisma of a comatose Jay Leno
- Has probably slept with a comatose Jay Leno
- Almost certainly has a venereal disease that could be airborne
- Probably will forget to show up
- Will get another reality show sooner than later
- Music career died faster than Maury Povich's credibility
- Eats human hearts
- Doesn't know the square root of 9
- Looks like she smells like stripper glitter and spermicide
- Used to play the skin flute in her high school band
- Has had her drivers' license suspended more often than Chris Masters after an urine test
- Can't bake
- Wants to become a marine biologist when she turns 30
- Finds Dane Cook to be funny...and has probably slept with him

Pros:

[Krimzon]

This would be such a bad idea on monumental levels. If anything could make me skip RAW, this would be it, unless she makes out with Divas. Then I'm in...Maybe.

One thing is for sure, they'd HAVE to be TV-14 that night. The mere mention of her name requires it. FCC rules.

[casualobserver]

Guess Hulk Hogan's Rock and TNA Wrestling will be getting my viewership that night.

[brettappedout (BLM)]

I love how people don't watch the WHOLE show because of the host. They're on TV for like an average of 5 maybe 10 at the most.

[Krimzon]

Mar 29, 2010 23:36:38 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

I love how people don't watch the WHOLE show because of the host. They're on TV for like an average of 5 maybe 10 at the most.

The mere thought that, at any moment, she could appear on camera is enough to drive people away for the night. Why risk it?

[casualobserver]

Mar 29, 2010 23:36:38 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

I love how people don't watch the WHOLE show because of the host. They're on TV for like an average of 5 maybe 10 at the most.

If you were about to eat some ice cream and somebody told you there was a small turd in it even though it's real small compared to the rest of the ice cream, would you still eat it?

[Greer]

Sir Charles thinks this is a turrible choice.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Good grief, I must be the only person who really doesn't care. Every else makes it seem like they got Joseph Stalin or something.

[Bravo Echo November]

Yeah... I think I'll offer to take someone's shift that night.

[brettappedout (BLM)]

Mar 29, 2010 23:55:09 GMT -5 @casualobserver said:

Mar 29, 2010 23:36:38 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

I love how people don't watch the WHOLE show because of the host. They're on TV for like an average of 5 maybe 10 at the most.

If you were about to eat some ice cream and somebody told you there was a small turd in it even though it's real small compared to the rest of the ice cream, would you still eat it?

I don't see how that compares. You can't flip ice cream to another channel for a minute or 2. I mean what if there was a great match (yeah I know it's RAW) or promo that happen and you miss it because you didn't want to see Tila. I'd think that was stupid. Just my opinion.

[Emilio Estevez]

Mar 30, 2010 1:00:25 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

Mar 29, 2010 23:55:09 GMT -5 @casualobserver said:

If you were about to eat some ice cream and somebody told you there was a small turd in it even though it's real small compared to the rest of the ice cream, would you still eat it?

I don't see how that compares. You can't flip ice cream to another channel for a minute or 2. I mean what if there was a great match (yeah I know it's RAW) or promo that happen and you miss it because you didn't want to see Tila. I'd think that was stupid. Just my opinion.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure half the people that say "I won't watch if 'so and so' is hosting." end up watching the show regardless.

Saying you're not going to watch a show because you don't like the host is a way to act all "smart" on an internet wrestling board. They'll type it in a post, tune into USA and watch the show, and then come back on the boards to pretend they never saw it.

I have a friend who pulls that crap all the time, especially about TNA. He'll say, "I never watch Impact, it's an awful show, but those tights that The Pope wears are awesome looking.".

Contradictions.

[Bam Neeley]

I've skipped all non-wrestler guest host segments since Bob Barker came in. In total I've saved 6 hours of my life assuming 15 minutes of guest host per show.

[Ryushinku]

The girl seems like a trainwreck, but they've really cut down on the host segments generally so hopefully I'll only need to FFWD two or three times on the show.

[jamofpearls]

Mar 29, 2010 23:36:38 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

I love how people don't watch the WHOLE show because of the host. They're on TV for like an average of 5 maybe 10 at the most.

Its called "I don't want to support ANYTHING she does."
There are very few people who would be on this list. She is one of them.

[Feargus McReddit]

So the WWE want the guest host thing to seem credible...

to who, Perez Hilton? TMZ? Who?

I don't even mind lower list celebrities but...JEEZ.

[MCMGM]

Stuff like this, is the reason I haven't watched Raw in almost a year.

Why would you want someone who has no idea about the product hosting your show?

I can f***ing host Raw and I at least know about the product.

[SAJ Forth]

Mar 29, 2010 12:52:58 GMT -5 Young Game said:

engaged to the now deceased heiress of the Johnson & Johnson fortune.

Well Jericho would have enough material.

Why does RAW contiunue to try to find the worst possible hosts?

[AriadosMan]

I know one week I'll be skipping RAW.

WE WANT ROURKE
WE WANT ROURKE
WE WANT ROURKE