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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 12, 2006 14:24:25 GMT -5
After staring at his own reflection in this chair for so long, Ric Flair turned into Lex Luger. (Looks like I'm starting with obscure s*** this week) Kane on the other hand saw his own reflection and turned to stone. So THAT'S why Balls Mahoney never takes off his shirt! Shane: Just saw the prototype for the new Tank Abbott figure today Vince: Does it have the holes in his shirt around his nipples? Shane: Of course dad! Vince: F***ing brilliant! Piper: Ohhhhhh!!!! How in the hell did the plastic hip snap? The turnout was quite great for the auditions for the transvestite remake of The Seven Year Itch. At Scottish Fight Club, everyone is a winner! As Nitro and Melina are interviewed, Jeff Hardy paints a picture of the cheese monsters that haunt his nightmares. You Can't Do That On Television was back for a whole new generation of kids! Jeff: And this is your brain on acid, any questions? Edge was upset with his paycheck until he realized he had gotten Orton's by mistake. Randy didn't have to worry about swallowing the dung beetles since Jeff was vomiting....he was the Fear Factor Champion! Extreme Marco Polo....this fall on Spike TV Sid: *watching at home* Wow, look at that, Nitro pissed himself. Now at least people will be off my back for a while. Cena: My God! I always thought they just used camera tricks to make it look like he was doing that. An American Werewolf In Canada....Summer 2008 Mickie: What? You thought I wanted to have sex with you? I'm engaged! Trish: Wow, really. Cuz I mean, I was gonna throw you a sympathy lay before I left but I guess I don't have to now. *50,0000 IWC Members shoot themselves* Trish: Oh my God! The fans really are literally hanging from the rafters. Monsoon was right! Samoa Joe makes his shocking debut on Raw helping Shane McMahon and Trevor Murdoch take out Triple H. Fraternity hazing is a serious problem plauging universities all over the country. Tenay: Damn that Red Shirt Security Team. Look at what they've done. West: IN THE EAR!!!!!!!!! It was a shocking turn of events when Vince McMahon joined the nWo Wolfpack. HHH: Dude seriously! Timeout! I bit my tongue. That's it! I don't want to play with you anymore! PRILOSEC PLUNGE!!!! Shane O Mac got a little too close to the Crock Pot like Armpit of The Big Show and it was not fun.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 12, 2006 14:38:48 GMT -5
Cena: My God! I always thought they just used camera tricks to make it look like he was doing that. That's a good one. Subtle as well. Just so you all know, that was a knock on Cena's skills.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 12, 2006 14:39:41 GMT -5
Jeff: And for no reason i'm going to paint a little bush in the corner, and that'll be our little secret. And if you EVER, tell anyone about that bush, I will CUT YOU! The remake of Carrie hit a snag when the budget for fake blood ran out. Jeff: See kids? You don't have to be stoned out of your gourd to paint on yourself...and your competitors...and Melina's cleavage...and the whole set. Edge: Apparently Lita, this says that not only have you caught every STD known to man, but there have been several STDs just discovered within you. Cena (thinking): Maybe if I did stuff like that people wouldn't hate me as much...nah. Edge: JOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!111 In an attempt to trick Bryan Danielson into coming to the WWE, Mickie and Trish adopt the ROH post-match handshake.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 12, 2006 14:45:26 GMT -5
Remember when this guy used to be considered "extreme"? Now he looks like a Muppet.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Sept 12, 2006 14:45:54 GMT -5
Piper auditions to be a new member of DX. Edge(in carnac impression): Matt Hardy, Myself, and a Baloon. Name three things that have been blown by Lita. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Sept 12, 2006 14:52:30 GMT -5
Samoa Joe makes his shocking debut on Raw helping Shane McMahon and Trevor Murdoch take out Triple H. Thats kinda feaky looking
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 12, 2006 14:56:28 GMT -5
Edge(in carnac impression): Matt Hardy, Myself, and a Baloon. Name three things that have been blown by Lita. HEY! I made a joke like that last night! "A gimp, a wimp, and a chimp" "Name the last 3 customers Lita had"
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 12, 2006 15:03:21 GMT -5
Ric Flair: Niiiice Chaaaair. Kane: Dammit! The chair's blinding me! See, Samoa Joe! This is what you're missing in the WWE! Vince: I just got the list of the next WWE Legends Action figures. Shane: Is Lex Luger one of them? Vince: I DON'T KNOOOOW!!!! Piper: Look at my hip surgery scar! Piper: A bunch of MALE CHEERLEADERS are calling up skirt-wearing freaks! Real men don't need deodorant! Jeff Hardy: Hold still! I'm trying to capture you souls. Johnny Nitro: I can't believe Hulk Hogan vommitted on me! No! Jeff isn't on drugs! Edge: What's this, babe? Lita: Oh yeah! I have a few STDs. And, by a few, I mean A LOT. Jeff: Oh Damn! I shouldn't have had that burrito! Randy: Don't worry! I'll get a gym bag! Carlito: Damn, Edge! You're ass is bouncy! Suddenly, Nitro wasn't sure if this was a such good way to get the paint off of him. Cena: Hey! I do that in The Marine! Carlito: Why don't you do it in the ring? Cena: Shut Up! Damn! That must be one BAD burning sensation! Trish: You know, since I'm leaving, I was wondering if you wanted to go back to my hotel room? Mickie: YEEEESSSS! Trish: Oh my God! The roof is on fire! It's Hard Justice all over again! Triple H: Wait till I get in the car before you close it! As he laid on the ground, Triple H was regretting telling Shawn to get him some water. Vince: There's something in your ear. Vince: When you're nWo Wolfpack, you're nWo Wolfpack for life! Triple H: Could you wait so I can wipe this Kool-Aid off myself? If Vince wasn't regretting taking that Viagra before, then he definitely was now! Vince and Shane would have been a lot happier if Big Show had decided to put deodorant on today.
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Post by maxx420 on Sept 12, 2006 15:07:06 GMT -5
If Vince wasn't regretting taking that Viagra before, then he definitely was now! That's the best one thus far, I think.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 12, 2006 15:17:26 GMT -5
Jeff: Sorry Melina, but that dress you have on is so short, i uh...gues i er....got...a little....too excited
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Sept 12, 2006 15:20:22 GMT -5
Not suprisingly this was the one beauty contest Lawler didn't volunteer to judge.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 12, 2006 15:21:32 GMT -5
If Vince wasn't regretting taking that Viagra before, then he definitely was now! That's the best one thus far, I think. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 12, 2006 15:21:38 GMT -5
Old Age proves to show as Roddy Piper forgot his hearing aid.
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 12, 2006 15:32:09 GMT -5
HE'S ROBBIE! "Never turn your back on the Wolfpac" was heard again, but it wasn't Kevin Nash who came down the ramp...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2006 15:33:23 GMT -5
Flair was jealous he was no longer along to wear skin-tight clothing since the lawsuit So was Kane My stretchy pants will not die! Vince was getting his incest angle.....one way or another Piper: Argghhh! Stone in boot! Piper: Speak up sonny jim! Rory longed for a belt like Pipers When Jeff sneezed........he went all out Edge: Edge........My name is Edge. Hi folks Randy has seen Alien and was staying the hell back The rectal probe pat of the medical exam was always unpleasant Mickie: Can I have your belt buckle? Trish: Iran #1 one! Trevor: Time to make him squeal like a pig Vince's' promo wet on so long that HHH's ears actually started to bleed Pimp Slap! Ref: My god those trunks cover his hiney beautifully It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Sept 12, 2006 16:24:52 GMT -5
The roof, the roof, the roof's on fire!
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Post by acropolis619 on Sept 12, 2006 16:27:48 GMT -5
The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying Trishbu!!!!
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 12, 2006 16:38:58 GMT -5
Hey who is that guy threating to jump off the rafters if I leave? Oh it's just Merc!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 12, 2006 16:53:27 GMT -5
Strobe light! I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!!!!! This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship... sWo is just too SWEEEET!!! "I'm not congratulating them. They're actually holding me up." As a rib for missing last week's show, Jeff was ordered to hand-paint all of Nitro and Melina's cue cards. After this unfortunate episode, the people from Trading Spaces never called Jeff back. Edge continues the search for the most squeezably soft toilet paper. Do a barrel roll! STING IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 12, 2006 17:04:12 GMT -5
When they saw the replay on the giant screen, the Highlanders found out that finally, it wasn' t such a great idea to wear their kilt the " traditionnal " way... This is how the world descovered that in fact, Jeff Hardy didn' t know to dye his hair... ( anyway, it' s still better than the Barber' s Shop )
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