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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:03:15 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In this contest there are no disqualifications.
JB: Introducing first, from Truth or Consquences, New Mexico, weighing 280 pounds, Cactus Jack!
JB: His opponent, from the Bowery, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!
Tenay: I don't know what to make of this. West: Well this is a dream match from all the way big in the old ECW. I for one can't wait. Tenay: I more worried about the menatl state of mick Foley. West: What does Mick Foley have to do with it. We got Cactus Jack v Raven! Tenay: Do you pay attention to anything?
Cactus Jack v Raven 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Nov 12, 2010 19:04:39 GMT -5
Cactus Jack with a "Seriously, did he punch himself?!?" punch to Raven.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:05:04 GMT -5
Wait, what? Huh? How? Who? What? Pumpkin? Good, that's the exact reaction I was going for.
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 12, 2010 19:05:31 GMT -5
Raven with a Evenflow DDT.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 19:12:58 GMT -5
Raven with a clothesline
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:30:36 GMT -5
Cactus knocks Raven into the ropes and hits a clothesline taking them both over. Cactus then reaches under the ring and gets the barbed wire bat. Jack hits a shot to Raven's stomach and another to the back. Jack throws the bat in the ring and then tosses Raven in. Cactus follows Raven but Raven bumps Jack off the apron sending him flying to the floor. Raven gets a bag from under the ring and tips the contents into his hand as Cactus struggles up and rolls back into the ring.
Tenay: You see what's in his hands? West: That's a lighter. he's gonna throw a fireball.
Raven tries to get the lighter lit but Cacuts kicks Raven low and hits the doubel arm DDT, causing Raven to drop the lighter. Cactus pinks up the lighter, then he looks at the bat. Then with a flick of the lighter, Jack sets the bat on fire! Jack lays the bat on the mat and goes to piledriver Raven onto the bat but Raven backdrops out. Raven picks up the bat and nails Jack with a shot right between the eyes.
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JB: Here is your winner, Raven!
EMT's rush to the ring to check on both men along with a crew carrying extingushers who qucikly put the flaming bat out.
West: Well that was everything i promiosed to be and more. That was insane.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined at this time by Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight. You guys challenged Team 3D to come out of retirement and tonight, you get your wish. How do you both feel going into this match up?
Team 3D. Quite possibly the greatest tag team in the history of professional wrestling. 8 time WCWWE World Tag Team Champions, 1 time WCWWE Tag Team Champions, 1 time WCWCW Tag Team Champions, 8 time WCECW World Tag Team Champions, 1 time WCHUSTLE Tag Team Champions, 2 time WCIWGP Tag Team Champions, 1 time WCNWA World Tag Team Champions, 3 time WCTNA World Tag Team Champions. 25 tag team titles. Rob... I think we got in over our heads here.
Now, hold on a second. Let's take a look at a few of those tag team titles reigns. Team 3D lost their first set of WCTNA tag titles to just one guy and their second to two cheerleaders.
Alright but that's still 23 valid reigns.
They got stripped of the WCNWA ones and even they don't acknowledge WCHUSTLE.
21.
Originally, New Japan didn't recognise their first WCIWGP title loss so that could all be considered one reign and I'm pretty sure those two were never in the original WCWCW.
Ok... little bit forced but I'll go with it. What about the other 19?
Hmm, they won one set of WCECW titles cause of forfeit, had the belts just eight days for one reign, I beat them with Sabu for one set, they won them back in a singles match and their last two reigns were only a day combined.
So according to you, six weren't valid.
Precisely. Then you beat them with Matt for one set and they held another set for just one day so all that taken into account, tonight we're facing Team 3D, 11 time valid tag team champions.
I don't think it quite works like that guys.
Well, it wouldn't matter whether they had held zero tag team championships or one hundred tag team championships. High Flight is gonna go out there and show them why they should have stay retired.
Dude, we were the ones who asked them to come out of retirement in the first place.
Whatever. The important thing is we beat the best tag team this company has ever had to offer and then we are one step closer to getting back our tag team titles.
Hmm, a three way dance with The Guns and Beer Money on the 100th Impact does sound pretty sweet.
Why both teams?
Then neither can complain when we beat them for the titles.
That's only if we get a shot. Right now, let's focus on Ray and Devon.
Boys, we're no strangers. Let's go out there and tear the house day because for at least one last time...
Team 3D are going to the extreme.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:33:11 GMT -5
Tenay: Well High Flight v Team 3D is up next and...
West: Eric Young? What's he doing out here?
For those of you who tuned in late, I had a little conversation with Sting earlier today before the show. Long story short, I'm done being depressed, and I'm done letting the jackasses trying to invade this company walk all over me!
Unfortunately for me, most of Hulk Hogan's so-called "Chosen" are all booked up for the night. But then again, I know of one member of the group that isn't. And I can't think of a better way to show that I'm ready to do some real damage than to take him out.
So, Hulk Hogan! Get your ass out here, or I'm gonna come backstage, find a referee, and drag you out here!!!
*Eric Bischoff comes out with a mic in hand*
Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You are challenging The Immortal Hulk Hogan? You?
Are you deaf or something, Bischoff? I called out Hulk Hogan, not his personal ass-kisser!
Oh I heard you just fine. But Hulk is a little busy preparing for later. And in any case, he doesn't answer challenges on a whim and certainly not challenges from the likes of you. So why don't you just get out of the ring so we can...
SCREW YOU, BISCHOFF!!!
*Eric Bischoff is clearly taken aback by this sudden outburst.*
I've had just about all I can take of you! You con management into giving you the reigns even though we were doing fine before you and Hogan showed up, and we're bearing witness to you driving this company into the ground right now!! The worst part is, I don't even know if you're just pulling a scam or if you actually believe your own hype. You take credit for revolutionizing the industry with the New World Order when any monkey could've written that, and then you conveniently leave out the part where you ran WCW into the ground because you and Hulk wouldn't give up your spots!
Of course, I know you don't even care to hear any of this from me. Little nobody Eric Young, right? One of those vanilla midgets who's only still got a job for being loyal and going along with whatever management asks.
Yeah, I did go along with what the top brass asked. Regardless of how stupid it is. I know I've been a joke for a lot of my career. For a long time, and especially lately, I believed what all my detractors said about me. But for all this time, all the years I spent as a lackey in Team Canada or Planet Jarrett, or being a laughingstock at Bobby Roode or James Storm's expense, something funny happened.
I kept getting compliments. All I hear from the fans is how much they enjoy seeing me in this ring, whether it's surprising them with how good of a wrestler I apparently am or entertaining them with all the goofy crap I do. And then guys like A.J. Styles and Jay Lethal and Sting...STING...come up to me and tell me how much talent I've got.
Lemme tell ya, Bischoff, it's kinda hard to argue with the guy you idolize when he says you've got all the tools to succeed. It's kinda hard to argue with the real best wrestler in the world, the greatest legend WCTNA has ever had set foot in this ring tells you that you've got everything a guy needs to climb the ladder to the top!!
So you want me to leave, Bischoff? You want me to crawl back under the rock of self-pity I've been hiding under for the last few months? Breaking news, pal: That Eric Young, that one you saw up in the rafters earlier today? He's dead. Yeah, he jumped, just like he said he was gonna.
And the Eric Young standing in this ring right now is the guy who's gonna fight to the death to keep this company the way it should be. Open for guys like me to get the opportunity to be somebody in this business! Out of the hands of jackasses like you, looking to make a quick buck then go crawling on hand & knee to Vince McMahon when the money goes dry!!!
So if Hulk Hogan had to hock his balls to make alimony payments...why don't you grow a set, Bischoff? Why don't you step in the ring instead, since you seem to want to do everything else for him. Right here, right now. Come on, it's just little Eric Young. Shouldn't be too much trouble for Mr. Big Bad Black Belt.
Who the hell do you think you are!? Who are you to talk to me like that? You want a match? You got it. But you won't be facing me. You'll be taking on this man!
Eric Young v Mr Anderson 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Nov 12, 2010 19:36:03 GMT -5
I won't be surprised if people don't even fini.....ah, who am I kidding? That promo qualifies as short in comparison to some of the stuff around here.
EY hits Kennedy Kenderson Anderson with a powerbomb.
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 12, 2010 19:36:26 GMT -5
Eric Young with a dropkick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:47:54 GMT -5
Young hits a dropkick sending Anderson into the ropes. Young charges but Anderson gets a kick in and hits a DDT. Anderons lifts Young into fireman's carry but Young fights out and hits a whhelbarrow suplex into a bridge.
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JB: Here is your winner, "Showtime" Eric Yo...
*EY grabs the mic from JB.*
THAT'S ONE, BISCHOFF!! AND YOU BETTER GET READY FOR A WHOLE LOT MORE LOSSES, 'CUZ WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN TONIGHT!!!
Anyway...sorry, bit winded...anyway. A few weeks ago, I got an offer from A.J. Styles and Jay Lethal and Kurt Angle. That WHEN one of them won the World Title from D'Angelo Dinero tonight, I'd be the first one up for a title match, this week on iMPACT. And guys, I can say right now that it would be my honor to be the first challenger for that belt.
But if "Pope Daddy" manages to steal another win thanks to Hulk Hogan being at ringside, then I've got an offer for that outcome, too. Pope, you've got two choices: You either give me a title match this week on iMPACT...or you're not even gonna make it to the show.
*EY throws down the mic and heads up the ramp, staggering a bit on occasion from fatigue.*
Tenay: Well Eric Young wins this impromptu match. West: And he may be getting a world title match in just two days. Tenay: Is this the beginning of something big for Eric Young?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:51:29 GMT -5
The crowd immediately jumps up to it's feet, as the roof blows off the arena. After a few seconds of anticipation, Team 3D runs out onto the stage to a standing ovation. Chants of "Welcome Back" fill the arena up, as Brother Ray and Devon stand side to side, pumping the fans up. Another chant, "Table", also starts up to a smirk form Team 3D. They slowly walk down to the ring, soaking up the cheers form the erupting crowd. They slide into the ring with a purpose, as the fans are still on fire. After a few of there trademark poses and some time for the fans to quiet down, Brother Ray gets a mic form the timekeeper, as the fans are on the edge of there seats. After a few more seconds, Brother Ray starts to talk:
Did you miss us?...... Well that's good, because starting here tonight, myself and Brother Devon, are going nowhere!
OH, TESTIFY!
The crowd breaks into some laughter, as they have seen Team 3D hanging around the lockeroom in the past few weeks. Brother Ray looks embarrassed, as he leans toward Brother Devon:
Uh, Devon?
Yeah?
This isn't the lockeroom anymore. We can't put the entire roster through tables anymore. We can't be going around yelling OH, TESTIFY! 24/7 no more. We don't live in the lockeroom anymore. It's time to head back to work.
Oh man, already?
I'm afraid so.
Ah, shucks. I was enjoying retirement!
Me too my friend, me too. However, I have a idea that could cheer you up!
Oh my brother, what is your idea?
How about kicking High Flight's butt all over this arena?
The crowd breaks into cheers, wanting to see the match take place.
Oh my brother, that sounds like a swell idea!
Now that's what I'm talking about! High Flight, you wanted the best. You wanted to prove yourselves worthy against the best. Well my friends, the best is here tonight! Over twenty times we have walked away with tag team gold around our waists. We have been across the globe, across the nation! And tonight, we have landed back where we belong! WCTNA! And High Flight, you are going to be the first stops on The Brother Ray And Brother Devon World Tour!
May I also add, in 3D!
Shut it. And High Flight, we can't think of any better team to get our juices flowing again. But remember this. Just because we were retired, does not mean we are going to go any easy on you. One way or another, win or lose, you two are going throu-
If you ask me, the "High" in there name is quite appropriate!
Really Devon, really?
.........Yeah.
(Sighs) Nevermind. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. High Flight, let's just say that win or lose, things may heat up a little bit after the match. Why do I say this? Because you two might be crashing straight through a table!
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Uh..........Devon?
Yeah?
The tables? The ones on fire?
What about them?.......Oh, sorry. Excuse me for a moment. (Clears Throat) ...............................
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OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY, THE FIRE!!!!!
The crowd erupts, as Brother Ray rubs his ears.
After this, I think I'm going to have to talk to you about volume.
Brother Devon shrugs his shoulders, as Team 3D does some warmups.
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: Two teams who no eachopther very weel despite never having met. This should be something. West: Yeah, Team 3D coming out of retirement here, this should be awesome.
Team 3D v High Flight 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Nov 12, 2010 19:55:03 GMT -5
Damn, dude.
It's like TTS never dropped them!
Brother Ray and Brother Devon take down Jeff Hardy and hit a double suplex. (They kinda have experience when it comes to winning against Jeff Hardy, ya know.)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 19:57:50 GMT -5
This is still going?!
Team 3D with the WASSUP?!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 19:59:47 GMT -5
Listen to Mr Five Hour PPVs over here.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 20:09:43 GMT -5
Ray whips Jef into the corner but Jeff jumps to the top rope and hits the Whisper in the Wind. Jeff tags RVD. RVD comes in with a flying kick. Then RVD slams Ray and goes for the Rolling Thunder but Devon cuts him off. Ray slams RVD and Devon goes up and hits the WAZZZ UP! diving headbutt. Jeff comes in and goes for the Twist of Fate on Ray but Ray counters into the Brother Bomb. Tema 3D then hit the 3D on RVD.
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JB: Here are your winners, Team 3D!
Tenay: A triumphant return for Team 3D. West: We High Flight were looking at a tag title shot on Sunday but maybe Team 3D are now in line.
*Hulk Hogan is backstage getting ready for later when Bischoff walks in*
Hulk, my man. How are things going?
I'd love to say "it's smooth sailing", but it ain't, brother. I'm concerned about the main event.
What's to be concerned about? Dinero is good enough to beat those three on he's own. And I'm sure that if it come, you'll do the right thing.
Well, obviously. But you never know what those three could be thinking. They might already have something in the works to negate yours truly being out there.
I banned Jeff Jarrett and his merry band from getting involved. So what are they gonna do?
They could pull something backstage. They could pull something off-camera. And as much as I don't wanna say this, 3 on 1 isn't exactly the best of odds. Pope's gonna have to...
Pope's gonna have to what baby?
*YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero, approaches Hogan and Bischoff.*
Hulk Hogan, you need to learn to have more faith in Pope Daddy! I've beaten AJ Styles, I've pinned Kurt Angle, I've turned Jay Lethal into the Marty Jannetty of Lethal Dinero! To me, dealing with all three at once means a chance to prove that Pope is the greatest wrestler this company has ever seen!
You're gonna have to be careful out there, jack. We all know you're better than all three of 'em, but the odds aren't exactly in your favor. And that means you're.....wait a minute, what am I saying? That means you're definitely walking out of here with the belt!
Guys like us THRIVE when the deck is stacked against us. I mean, I'm the one man in this business who's come out on top of an 8 on 2 handicap match, and I did it while carrying Randy Savage's punk ass!
I take all that back, Pope. Brother, you're not gonna have any trouble at all tonight.
And if it comes to it, you have Hulk out there. You can be sure he'll do the right thing, right brother?
Of course I can daddy! Then again, no disrespect Hulk, but I'm hardly going to need any help.
I've beaten AJ Styles so many times it's become a sport to me. Beat him plenty of times before even getting my title shot against him, and we all know what happened when he finally manned up and put the title on the line. To me, AJ Styles is like a cockroach. No matter how many times I squish him, he just keeps coming back, you know?
Kurt Angle.... look, we all know he's in the last stages of his career. And as much as I'd like to give the guy a decent send off, it's time for us, the new generation to take the lead. And if that means making sure Kurt Angle never gets another shot at this title, hell, I'll do it with a winning smile on my face.
And Jay Lethal. Poor, misguided Jay Lethal. I see him trying to break through the glass ceiling. I see him trying to be looked at as one of the top names here in WCTNA. And now, he wants to do so off of my name. I spent months doing everything in my power to finally get this belt. Lethal Lockdown, months going through the roster, beating Kurt Angle with relative ease.... Jay Lethal hasn't done that. He hasn't paid his dues the way I paid my dues. Like I've said before, I have all the respect in the world for Jay. But until he proves that he's the best man to hold this title around my waist, it's gonna be a long time until he's known as WCTNA Heavyweight Champion.
That's right. Now go out there and show those three nobodies and every other chump in the back who won't get with the program why we run this place now. And don't worry about the match, Eric. If it somehow start to turn south, I'd say it's a safe bet the right thing will happen.
*Bischoff grins smugly*
That's all I need to hear, man. That's all I need to hear.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 20:12:53 GMT -5
*The Motor City Machine Guns are backstage with Christy Hemme.*
Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, this is it. Tonight, you two have your first title defense against a team that you're no strangers to, Beer Money Inc. Over the past couple of weeks, we've seen Beer Money align themselves with Mr. Anderson and Hulk Hogan's Chosen, which could prove to be a deciding factor in tonight's match. How are you preparing for tonight's match?
Christy, we're preparing for this match the same way we prepared for High Flight for three months straight. These belts, the belts that every team in this company aspires to hold one day, are at stake, and we're looking to be the ones announced as champions when it's all said and done.
Beer Money couldn't get the job done themselves, anybody could see that. So instead of working at it like we've done, they decided to take the easy way out and align themselves with Hogan and Bischoff, two of the most selfish bastards to ever step foot in this place. Beer Money is handed a shot at the belts without doing a damn thing to deserve them, and honestly, that's fine with us. Because we get the chance to show those two that the true originals of WCTNA, the guys who put everything into this company day in and day out, are miles ahead of any chumps they throw at us.
We've said it from day one Christy. We said that a war is coming, that eventually this company was going to turn into a battleground, that everyone would have to pick sides in this war. Alex and I, we've chosen our side. We've chosen to keep WCTNA pure until our dying breath, and in order for us to do that, we can't lose these titles. Not to those turncoats Beer Money. Tonight is all about making a stand, making a statement to the opposing side. Jay Lethal, Kurt Angle, and AJ Styles are looking to take the belt of Dinero. Abyss is going to take out Matt Morgan. And the Motor City Machine Guns are going to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are the best tag team this company has ever seen when we beat Beer Money and retain our titles.
Gentlemen, another issue tonight is how well you two will be able to team. Two weeks ago you defeated Raven and Stevie Richards, whereas last week you and AJ Styles lost to D'Angelo Dinero and Beer Money thanks to interference from Desmond Wolfe. Have you guys gotten over the slump?
Actually, that's a good question.
*Chris approaches Alex.*
Because that's something I want to know myself Alex.
Have you gotten over that slump? Have you gotten over Taylor? Because if you haven't, if you're still heartbroken over her, then you let me know right now.
We're a team Alex. Hell, we're as close as brothers. For the past several years, you and I have traveled the globe, slowly but surely becoming the best team in wrestling today. From Japan to Europe to multiple promotions here in America, you and I have done 'em all. Guys we broke into the business with look to us as role models. Kids breaking into the business now say they want to be the next Motor City Machine Guns. And it's because we always focused on the goal. We always knew that when it came time to fight, we brought it like no one else could. And now, for the first time since we became a tag team, I'm wondering if you'll have my back out there tonight.
I know she hurt you man. She hurt me and Ayako as well. Hell, I haven't talked to Ayako since it all went down, all because she's distracted by Taylor and her business. Is that what you want Alex? To be so distracted by what Taylor did that it drives a wedge between us? Because right now man, that's what you're doing. It may not be a big wedge, but for a while I was teaming with Curry Man and seriously wondering if he was going to take your place.
Alex, as harsh as this might sound, you need to man the f*** up and let it go dude. You need to be the guy that I can count on, the guy who can wrestle circles around every single person in this locker room. Don't let Taylor kill your spirit man. Don't let her betrayal be the incident that sends you spiraling into a depression for the rest of your life. Forget about her, forget what she did, and be happy without her Alex. As your friend, I'm asking you to do this for me.
I'll see you out there man. And I hope your head's going to be in the right place when I do.
*Chris walks off, leaving Alex and Christy to share an uncomfortable moment before Alex walks off as well, muttering to himself.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 20:16:48 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, accompanied by Ric Flair and representing The Chosen, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: The question is can the Guns get on the same page here. West: You mean can Alex Shelley get on the same page. If not the Guns may be leaving without the tag titles.
WCTNA World Tag Team Championship Motor City Machine Guns v Beer Money 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Nov 12, 2010 20:17:35 GMT -5
Sabin throws Storm into Roode.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 20:35:52 GMT -5
Roode and Shelley trade shots, Shelley gets a series of slaps but Roode goes for the spinebuster but it's blocked. Kicks from the Guns. Storm misses a charge and crotches himself in the corner! Superkick to Roode from Shelley. The Guns hit the Skull and Bones on Storm.
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JB: Here are your winners and STILL WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, the Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: Sabin and Shelley able to retain here. West: But will that be enough to lift Shelley out of this funk he's in. Tenay: Let's hope so.
Backstage, Madison Rayne is doing jumping jacks, when Sarita approaches her.
OK Madison. Nice joke on your part. But enough of the joking around. We‘re not having this match tonight.
Oh? And why not?
Because I already decided I want you as my tag team partner! So no need for this match.
Didn’t I tell you I’m not interested? What’s so hard to get?
Why wouldn‘t you want to team with me? Think about it, we could do great things together!
For months, you called me a plastic Barbie doll. You insulted me, took my title, why would I want anything to do with you?
Because I was wrong about you! You‘re not like the other Silicon City Hookers! You‘ve got style, class, charisma…
I want you on my side.
Hmm. You sure know how to butter a girl up.
And it wouldn’t hurt to have backup, of course. I still have every intention of going after Daffney. I owe her that much after what she did to Alissa…
See?! You need me! And I need you! It‘s perfect! Say yes! Please do!
…I’ll think about it.
See you in the ring.
Madison goes to leave, but Sarita stops her and offers her hand. Madison cautiously takes it. The two shake hands, then Madison departs. Sarita watches her go, a slight smile on her face.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 12, 2010 20:38:57 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!
JB: And her opponent, from Mexico City, Sarita!
Tenay: I dunno what the deal is here. Sarita wants Madison to be her tag partner after she got Kong fired. West: And then Madison made this match.
Sarita v Madison Rayne 3 votes 10 minutes
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