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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 7, 2009 13:32:08 GMT -5
Comparing the Co-Fruitcakes score to the other runners in the league, charted by 'games' won: Mike Checks Wackers 7-4-1 1137 Hotrod's Warriors 7-4-1 1111 Prime Players 7-4-1 1082 Fighting Reba's 7-4-1 1028 Midnight Blades 7-5-0 1173 Team Monster Crap 6-5-1 973 Brooklyn Brawlers 6-6-0 1032 Trolla Help Line 6-6-0 1014 The Jazz Machine 6-6-0 924 Trash baggin 5-7-0 1074 El Dandies 5-7-0 944 PB Justice League 5-7-0 893 (hooray! moved up one spot) The Pops 4-8-0 953 Team Majorwitz 3-8-1 869 Meh, I'm the Detroit Lions of this league. Besides, we are still waiting for the payoff on the 2005 bet. If you are the Lions then I am the Montreal Canadiens of the league. Ah well, at least I move to 6-7 in total. Ah, but the fight between RD and Brakestown is not over yet! Now the playoffs! No, seriously.
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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 8, 2009 17:01:32 GMT -5
Playoffs! All teams are seeded.
(Quarterfinal)
1. Mike Checks Whackers VS. 8. Trash baggin
4. Prime Players VS. 5. Team Monster Crap
3. Hotrod's Warriors VS. 6. Midnight Blades
2. Fighting Reba's VS. 7. The Jazz Machine
Hmmm, the possibility of RD and Blade facing off in the final? This would prove interesting.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 9, 2009 16:22:20 GMT -5
"Met the Iron Sheik at a convention the other day. The experience? Humbling to say the least."
"Wrestlemania 9, a license to print money"
Sing Anticipation
"If Roddy Piper did porn he'd be my favorite porn star and I'd always call him the Hot Rod!"
"Outback Jack: future hall of famer!"
"The Hart Foundation is overrated, Brian Pillman was an annoying dweeb and Evan Borne is a vanilla midget."
Sing Black Water
"I'd love to smoke Kevin Nash's one cigar over a firepit after a skirt steak dinner."
"When Gorilla Monsoon said "Will you stop!?" He was talking to the hooker under the table"
"I wish I could watch Andre the Giant pass gas in front of The President while riding in an elevator."
Sing Suicide is Painless (the theme to M.A.S.H.)
"John Thomas can fix our economy"
"Stephanie McMahon's lovely voice should sing the national anthem every morning."
"John Cena + Gay Popeye = Worlds Greatest Tag Team"
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Post by leapinglambert on Dec 9, 2009 20:06:20 GMT -5
"I love Gay Popeye." (No I'm not quoting myself--it's a suggested thing for the bet loser to say! )
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Post by romafan87 on Dec 9, 2009 21:35:45 GMT -5
Anyone notice that Sheamus said "I got something to say" this week on Raw like 14 times? You should sample that.
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Post by Jazzman on Dec 9, 2009 23:59:28 GMT -5
Playoffs! All teams are seeded. (Quarterfinal) 1. Mike Checks Whackers VS. 8. Trash baggin 4. Prime Players VS. 5. Team Monster Crap 3. Hotrod's Warriors VS. 6. Midnight Blades 2. Fighting Reba's VS. 7. The Jazz Machine Hmmm, the possibility of RD and Blade facing off in the final? This would prove interesting. sadly, not going to happen gentlemen, the Jazz Machine will come up aces and lift the Trophy!
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 10, 2009 0:11:36 GMT -5
Anyone notice that Sheamus said "I got something to say" this week on Raw like 14 times? You should sample that. I did, and I immediately said "I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!" in the Kurrgan's voice when he said it. That should actually be his new catchphrase, since Highlander starts at least in Scotland.
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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 16, 2009 10:21:46 GMT -5
Sadly there will be no RD-Blade finals matchup. Mr Brakestown was eliminated by Hotrod's Warriors. But The Jazz Machine is still in the running, which is good news! Thus, win or lose, RD needs just 41 points to yet again win. And seeing as how most matches go far above that threshold... That settles it. I hereby declare Real Reynolds champion yet again. But I WON'T declare him a "You're Winner!" unless he gets Nicole Bass.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Dec 16, 2009 10:42:16 GMT -5
Thus, win or lose, RD needs just 41 points to yet again win. And seeing as how most matches go far above that threshold... That settles it. I hereby declare Real Reynolds champion yet again. Easy there, cowboy. I'm still going to be racking up points in the consolation bracket. And RD could lose this week and be done.
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 16, 2009 15:28:06 GMT -5
And nobody cares about the current Fralic Trophy holder Damn you LT and Brandon Jacobs! You ruined my title defense season!!!
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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 16, 2009 23:14:01 GMT -5
Thus, win or lose, RD needs just 41 points to yet again win. And seeing as how most matches go far above that threshold... That settles it. I hereby declare Real Reynolds champion yet again. Easy there, cowboy. I'm still going to be racking up points in the consolation bracket. And RD could lose this week and be done. ...Oh. Bah, damn this confusion! Regardless of it, Blade still leads by 40 (1259 - 1219). But of course, we shall wait and see how it goes. "Championship" Mike Check's Wackers VS. Prime Players Hotrod's Warriors VS. The Jazz Machine "Consolation" Trash Baggin VS. Team Monster Crap Midnight Blades VS. Fighting Reba's
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Post by Jazzman on Dec 16, 2009 23:50:17 GMT -5
And nobody cares about the current Fralic Trophy holder Damn you LT and Brandon Jacobs! You ruined my title defense season!!! I'll care in about two weeks when you send me the trophy.
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Post by default on Dec 17, 2009 18:20:32 GMT -5
"I'm going to invite New Jack over to eat some Fruity Pebbles. I'll throw away the spoons first, so we have to eat with forks! Then I'll tell him how Heyman sent me his checks to keep ECW off of Wrestlecrap!"
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 17, 2009 21:13:34 GMT -5
"My goodness, something twice the size of the Royal Barge has just hoved into view between the sheets!"
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I don't have a PS3.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 21, 2009 13:49:24 GMT -5
Still waiting for the 2005 payoff...
(grumbles)
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