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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2006 21:29:48 GMT -5
"My name is Sabu, and tonight, I raise hell! What? It's not extreme rules? Oh, in that case... My name is Sabu, and tonight, I try to raise hell without breaking the rules, but at the same time not looking like a putz!"
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VinceRusso
AC Slater
I don't need your avatars...
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Post by VinceRusso on Aug 23, 2006 21:55:29 GMT -5
You know, I stand here before you tonight with a lot on my mind. I stand here before you tonight with something that I've been needing to get off of my chest for a long time. Something that's been bothering me since I returned to ECW. I've thought long and hard about how to address each and every one of you fans about this quagmire, and I've come to the conclusion that this is the best way......
Where are all the sloots?
Seriously, I want more ho's. Dirtylegs, tramps, chickenheads, whoooooores, skanks, itchies, whatever you want to call them. We need them, and we need them now!
So I've compiled a list. A list of "talent" that we can bring in. With my suggestions, we can help bring the skanks to ECW and carry us to a new era!
With that being said, lets begin:
1) Tara Reid - doesn't she just scream boozy slut? 2) Pamela Anderson - she's got enough silicon to kill a small elephant, how can you not like that? 3) Betty White - there's no substitute for years of experience 4) Lita - she's.........nevermind, I won't even go there. Scratch that one 5) That chick I made out with at Hot Topic once - I don't know her name, but we need to bring here here 6) Betty Rubble - grrrrr, daddy likes... 7) Those hot chicks from that band Nelson - hopefully they've aged well. 8) That chick on the car in that Whitesnake video - she can be my hood ornament anyday and 9) That chick that Jerry Lawler took to the prom - she's gotta be dirty to hang with him
I'm ready for a revolution. I'm ready to bring the skanks. I plead to you, Paul Heyman. I plead that you listen to my recommandations and make some magic happen. Imagine the possibilities. They're limitless.
I've stayed silent for a very long time, but I feel it's time for me to step up my game. I'm ready for the challenge. I have studied the ways of such greats as Rick Rude, The Godfather, and Bushwacker Luke. I now feel I can lead this herum to the ECW championship because I.....am.....Sabu.....Wha? Whaaaa?
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Post by The Wraith on Aug 23, 2006 21:57:22 GMT -5
My name is Sabu, and LOOK HOW BIG MY DAMN NOSE IS!!!! WHAT AM I AN ARDVARK. WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;D Good times.
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Post by Alucard on Aug 23, 2006 22:18:26 GMT -5
I'm Sabu, and for the past decade or so I've been trying to warn you that one of those sandbags up there is way too close to a light. TNA didn't listen...will you be next?
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Aug 23, 2006 22:23:44 GMT -5
I Am Sabu, and I swear to high I'm not god
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 23, 2006 22:31:47 GMT -5
I actually posted (as a joke) my own Sabu promo after the first week Sabu spoke on Sci-Fi, basically making him speak with a large vocabulary, use impeccibly accurate grammar, and speak in long, compound-complex sentences. I meant it as a joke, but some people actually thought it was not a bad promo. I don't feel like searching for it, but I name-dropped Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva, as well as the Original Sheik. Since I don't feel like making a long, drawn out promo I will just make a short one.
(Sabu approaches RVD in the back to try and bury the hatchet) Hey RVD, guess what...I talk now. Yep, I decided to start talking after you got busted. You know, 'do you always drive with your shirt off?' Well anyway, I thought you might be interested since I used to not talk, but now I do. Anyway, carry on. (Sabu exits and RVD looks at him with a confused look. Then RVD caughs and smoke comes out of his mouth).
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Johnny
King Koopa
Now with 100% more custom title.
Vern enjoys Johnny's 3 Humanoid Awards.
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 22:32:46 GMT -5
And this is why we used to have managers, and WWE should bring them back.
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Post by Fuj the Stooge on Aug 24, 2006 2:08:41 GMT -5
My name is Sabu...And I am the most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal extremely..uh.. tonight we're gonna have.....wait wait... is it stoned as f*** in here or is it just me? uh... Gertner
*points*
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electrickeithery
Samurai Cop
Paul McCartney, your next ROH world champion.
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Post by electrickeithery on Aug 24, 2006 2:13:23 GMT -5
"I'm...Sabu...and I...like...kittens."
*Dropkicks a kitten down a flight of stairs*
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Aug 24, 2006 2:20:18 GMT -5
"I'm Sabu...and I have to say my name every week in case I forget it, or Paul makes me Sabu Sabu."
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HoagieWithPastrami
Dennis Stamp
Enroll now in the Ben Roethlisberger motorcycle safety course!!!
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Post by HoagieWithPastrami on Aug 24, 2006 3:32:36 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'll be your Sabu for the night. We have a special of roast duck in duck sauce with a side of clam chowder. And while you're waiting for your meal, please feel free to lose your appetite by staring at my hideous arm scars. Now while you guys decide what you want, I'll just go in the back and pop copious amounts of Vicadin.
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Post by shiranui on Aug 24, 2006 4:18:51 GMT -5
"...."
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Post by eJm on Aug 24, 2006 4:38:12 GMT -5
''I'm Sabu.....and......I brought Paris Hilton's Album''
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by Paul Servo on Aug 24, 2006 6:43:06 GMT -5
I...am...Sabu...some call me Sabotch...but when they do that............I hurt inside..... adjusted
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Aug 24, 2006 8:07:09 GMT -5
I am Sabu....
....Sabu
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Aug 24, 2006 8:12:42 GMT -5
THE HOMICIDAL! the suicidal, the deathdefying!!!!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 24, 2006 13:24:42 GMT -5
"I am SaBOOYAKASHA!!!"
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Post by eJm on Aug 24, 2006 13:36:16 GMT -5
''I am Sabu...
Whatcha gonna do...when I come for you?''
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Post by Paul Servo on Aug 24, 2006 20:23:44 GMT -5
I............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................am....................................................................................Sa..........................................bu....................................................................................and....................................................................................I..........................................will....................................................................................beat..................................................................................................................................................................................................................Big....................................................................................Show....................................................................................for..........................................the..........................................ECW..........................................Heav..........................................y..........................................weight belt............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................at..............................................................................................................................(Big Show hits him with a chair and they start to fight)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 24, 2006 20:25:26 GMT -5
"Whatchoo gonna do when the baggiest pants in the world run wild on you, brother?"
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