erik316wttn
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 16, 2007 11:04:44 GMT -5
Do the loyal Crappers have any advice on how I can pull off a successful heel turn in my life?
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Daemon
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Post by Daemon on Mar 16, 2007 15:47:02 GMT -5
First, you have to act all broody and quiet, and just when your friends need you, you gotta stab em in the back and side with your former enemies. Or just kick em in the wang chung.
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Post by Fireravenv on Mar 16, 2007 15:55:44 GMT -5
You could always fake having the sexy time with RD's wife's corpse? Instant heel turn.
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Square
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Post by Square on Mar 16, 2007 16:00:13 GMT -5
burn a US flag, you mess 3with a american flag your a deadman!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Mar 16, 2007 16:07:25 GMT -5
Rip the cross necklace off of a friend's neck, in the act of ultimate betrayal.
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Post by Celtic Heat on Mar 16, 2007 16:36:06 GMT -5
Drawing from the two most infamous heel turns in wrestling...
Hang around outside barber's shops until a friend walks by, then throw him through the window.
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Have two mysterious guy, two "outsiders" if you will from another town or something show up and beat up all of your friends. Then, during a big fight between them, run in and help out said Outsiders. It helps if you bring in Tony Schiavone to say this:
"Okay, we have seen the end of erik316wttn-a-mania. erik316wttn, you can go to hell. *throws down headset* Straight to hell."
Just re-watched the Hogan heel turn from Bash at the Beach 96, I'd forgotten about that damned 400-pound fan who tried to attack Hogan and got beaten down. What a waxing MARK. Or GEEK. Or POINDEXTER.
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MichaelRBoh
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Mar 16, 2007 21:37:33 GMT -5
simple- when your best friend gets hurt and is in the hospital, have sex with his girlfriend and leave messages on her cell phone until he finds out then goes bat spit and posts on his website and myspace about it.
to get the heat to the next level, have Live sex in public with her
if your the boss of a company the best way to turn heel is to make one of the girls take off her clothes and get on her knees and bark like a dog
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 16, 2007 21:40:08 GMT -5
Be careful I tried it last year (Mechagojira  ) and it was a failure of Sting and Goldberg proportions. Just make sure you can pull it off. |
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 16, 2007 23:15:39 GMT -5
Put a snake in a wedding gift or another gift. That always works. Or attack them from behind, and stuff them in a coffin. Or put their beloved pet in a bag, and squash it, and cook it the next week. Or steal their dead realitives coffin with the blues brothers car.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 17, 2007 2:50:17 GMT -5
Simple. Run somebody over with a car. After a 6 month long recovery for the victim and a 2 month investigation, when you're finally questioned about it, confess. But you have to make sure you tell the victim that you "did it for the people," you "did it for da Rock."
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MichaelRBoh
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Mar 17, 2007 9:40:48 GMT -5
Hit a samoan over the head with a coconut (piper to snuka)
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Mar 17, 2007 10:30:33 GMT -5
Or make a faction of all your best friends, and make a "Ministry".
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MichaelRBoh
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Mar 17, 2007 12:01:44 GMT -5
get three of your friends and beat up someone in a 4 on 1 attack inside a steel cage (4 horsemen on dusty rhodes)
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Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Mar 17, 2007 12:35:18 GMT -5
Hit a samoan over the head with a coconut (piper to snuka) That is quite dangerous, considering the size of the "average" Samoan... |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 17, 2007 15:26:04 GMT -5
Hit a samoan over the head with a coconut (piper to snuka) That is quite dangerous, considering the size of the "average" Samoan... A better question, before you raise the coconut for that strike... how badly do you want to see the personification of the wrath of God? I am talking legit Old Testament style. You're a heel, you should be ignoble and cowardly as well. |
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Daemon
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Post by Daemon on Mar 18, 2007 11:22:06 GMT -5
Hit a samoan over the head with a coconut (piper to snuka) Snuka is Samoan? I thought he was from the Fiji Islands? Also like to point out most samoans wouldn't feel a coconut shot to the head. Too soft. Use something like a battering ram and you MAY get thier attention. |
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Mar 18, 2007 12:13:24 GMT -5
Get your girlfriend pregnant, then accuse her of cheating on you.
or get your best friend's girl pregnant, and make him take care of your baby. Like Dag Nasty.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 18, 2007 16:26:56 GMT -5
Or make a faction of all your best friends, and make a "Ministry". I did that.  |
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Post by brianblaze on Mar 19, 2007 19:57:05 GMT -5
I say, the best thing to do is to show up at your two best friends workplace, having not seen them for years, and not having worked there for a while. Just when their introducing all their fellow employees to you, bring out your 2 new friends (possibly called Skull and 8 Ball) and have them beat the snot out of them, while you waffle them with your wall street journal newspaper
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Post by Gene Snitsky Sr. on Apr 11, 2007 3:09:52 GMT -5
start talkin trash about RD and you'll be a heel for sure.
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) and it was a failure of Sting and Goldberg proportions.
