Edge: THEN I'M THE COCK OF THE WALK!!!
Sub Zero.. wins... Flawless Victory... Fatality!
Brad Pitt had aged horribly
*Edge looks at Jeff's clothes*
Edge: I heard you were clean!
Kenny: Dynamite beats everything!
Nicky: What about Water balloon? *makes noise*
Kenny: ah, well played my friend
Rory: Man, I must be wasted, because that leprechaun looks really mad at me!
Vince was gonna be damned if those over-sized decals didn't get used for SOMETHING
Shawn:... this isn't Champagne
HHH:... I know, I switched it with my pee so that Vince would drink it and... DAMMIT!
at Superman's funeral, Vince was inconsolable. he had high hopes to push him as Superhoss
Victoria was going to stop Trish's off-key singing the only way that she knew how
Vince: I'll show that Donald Trump, I sent Hunter and Shawn to spray DX all over the Trump Plaza
Shane: that's great, dad, but you gave them directions to OUR HQ instead
Vince: DAMMIT!
the new version of the Mega Man 2 start-up screen just wasn't the same
Jeff: the doo-rag provides wind resistance!
we should be thankful we only got the top half of Glen Jacobs: Nude
Ric: Smell my fingers
Randy: I smell... SHIT!
Ric: but I stuck my hand in Trish's gym bag and... oh Randy, not again!
Ric Flair, seen during this Eisenhower administration photograph, defends his NWA heavyweight title successfully
Mick: YOU KILLED KATIE VICK!!!!
(I'm gonna use that one every chance I get)
Mick: all right Vince, what I'm gonna do is what we in the medical business call "milking the prostate"
Vince: [midi]OOOOOOH... MARIAAAAAA! [/midi]
Melina: no, Alf don't go back into space!
Mick: we got a party going... RIGHT HERE IN VINCE'S ANUS!!! *thumbs up*
Melina: EW! MIICK
Mick: what, I had Taco Bell
Mick's rendition of Billy Squier's "Rock me tonight" complete with pouting and bad dancing, was not well recieved
Vince: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!