Make the worst two man commentating team

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May 3, 2010 9:41:23 GMT -5 Threadkiller [Classic] said:

May 3, 2010 7:33:36 GMT -5 @wvguitar said:

I would assume that anyone who doesn't have Pete "Duke" Doherty as their #1 pick (by miles) has never had the misfortune of hearing this guy speak. I'd go with Pete Doherty and Billy Graham.

THANK YOU.

Seriously, The Duke was f***ing excruciating. I felt like handing him a fork and knife to help with his chewing of the scenery. Dude was hamming it up worse than Vince in 95, and he was doing it all while sporting a voice that sounded like sandpaper fed into a cement mixer filled with gravel. Just uniformly awful.

And the saddest thing about his commentary is that he makes just about any card he was on just completely unwatchable to me.

If there is an old WWF house show on Classics on Demand and I hear that voice, I have to immediately find another show to watch.

[NIXON]

Mike Tenay and Don West

[Woooooolhouse!]

Conquistadors Uno and Dos.

[wrestlinggod13]

May 1, 2010 11:06:35 GMT -5 Dean-o said:

Mike Adamle and Art Donovan

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

Adamle: "And here comes Jeff Harvey!"
Donovan: "Hey, how much does that fella weigh?"
Adamle: "........"

[Shameful_Lobsterhead]

Scott Steiner and Hector Guerrero but Hector has to only speak in spanish lmao

[Real Folk Bruce]

The "Yup!" Guy (I can't think of his name, something like Jumping Jim Farmer) and Jeff Hardy.

[willywonka666]

Ahmed Johnson and The Berserker

I like them, but hell, that team would be as devastating on the mic as Demolition were in the ring.

[FHgrad99]

Randy Rosenblum (the Heros of Wrestling PPV guy) and Steve "Mongo" Michael. That one makes my head hurt just thinking about it.

[Kris Kobain]

Mike Adamle and Roddy Piper

Love Piper on the mic but he bugs the piss out of me as a commentator.

[Triple Kelly]

Argh, Pete "Duke of Dorchester" Doherty was the worst. Listening to him is positively douche-chilling.

[willywonka666]

douche chilling?

[The Thread Barbi]

Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash - individually great in-ring talkers - but on commentary? They did a stint in 2002 during the nWo reunion. God awful and full of incomprehensible insider-Clique terms.

[Triple Kelly]

May 5, 2010 7:22:34 GMT -5 willywonka666 said:

douche chilling?

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. A feeling of strong embarassment for and verbal or physical act someone else has performed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarassing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your co-worker always says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also refered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.


A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

[Victory]

Dusty Rhodes and Frank Dusek.

Dusty was just brutal as an announcer. If you ever heard Dusek in World Class you will know how bad he was as well.

[hajimenoippo]

Mike Tenay and Lee Marshal, they put me to sleep on many a Saturday Night

Seriously Tenay sucks as Lead PBP, but up that with a sleepy Tony the tiger and you got a crappy team.

Tenay has dragged down TAZZ of all people.

[aress]

Michael Cole (RAW Universe) and Michael Cole (NXT Universe)

[barley96]

Michael Cole and Mike Adamle.

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

Gordon Solie and Jim Ross

[Raja Lion]

Great Khali and Umaga - It'd be funny for a bit though.

[Deleted]

Michael Cole and Randy Rosenbloom.....VINTAGE Flying Leg Kick.