Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 11, 2010 19:00:02 GMT -5
Look pal, your whole "I'm the GM, so you better listen to me" thing is falling on deaf ears. You know why?
BECAUSE I AM THIS COMPANY!
I am the man that people come to see every single night. I am the man that's carrying this company on his shoulders to the top. If you want ILWF to succeed, if you want to have a job by the end of the week, I suggest you smarten up and give me a match at Urban Legend. Or so help me I'll watch as this company burns to the ground.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2010 19:05:53 GMT -5
You ignorant fool, you have a spot in the tournament. Would you rather just have me book you in a regular match instead?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 11, 2010 19:37:38 GMT -5
Well then where's the announcement? Who am I facing?
How the hell did Ultimate Warrior get a match on the first show and not me?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2010 19:44:12 GMT -5
Quite frankly, you will have to wait to see who your opponent is, just like everyone else
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2010 20:22:59 GMT -5
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL....
WHAT THE ROCK.....
IS COOKIN'
The Rock walks out to a chorus of cheers.
FINALLY...
Deafening cheers.
FINALLY...
"ROCKY ROCKY!!!"
THE ROCK SAID FINALLY!!!
FINALLY...
THE ROCK HAS COME BACK...
TO THE ILWF!!!
More cheers from the crowd.
Now, let The Rock say this.
From the bottom of his heart, The Rock says...
It's good to be back.
The crowd cheers again, but The Rock holds up a hand to quiet them.
But The Rock didn't come here to get all misty eyed or anything. The Rock is here to get down to BUSINESS!!!
World Title Tournament. The Rock is an entrant.
The people who run this place are smart. They know when The Rock is on the marquee, all the candy-asses will be parked in the seats!
But The Rock doesn't want to wait to layeth the SMACKETH DOWN!!!
Anyone in the back who thinks they have the cajones, The Rock has three words...
Just.
Bring it.
The crowd cheers and chants “ROCKY ROCKY..."
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 11, 2010 20:59:56 GMT -5
*"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" begins playing as Austin Aries walks down, a confident look on his face.*
Rocky. Great One. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the Vascular Vegan, The ONLY two-time ROH World Heavyweight Champion and the First ILWF Heavyweight Champion. I am Your Personal Jesus, The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, and the man who's your better in every single way.... Austin "A Double" Aries.
It's an honor for you to meet me, I'm sure. But please, contain yourself. See, I know you must be awestruck seeing an international superstar such as myself in person, but what I want to do here is extend an olive branch to you. Join me and my protege Alex Koslov, and together we can rule this company. The GM is an idiot, anyone can see that. I mean, we dangle keys in front of him and he's going to be distracted for hours. But if you and I took over this company, we'd be unstoppable. We would carve out our place in wrestling history.
So what do you say Rock?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 11, 2010 23:22:38 GMT -5
"AUSTIN ARIES!"
*A voice rings out through the arena, and members of the audience look around in confusion. The voice, confident and strong, still booms out.*
"I have seen enough of your heinous chicanery! That's why I have come to ILWF, to ensure your villainy does not spread like it was allowed to do in Ring of Honor! Oh, and I brought a friend...up here, folks!"
*The video screen shows a camera panning around in confusion, until it shows Mike Quackenbush and Jushin Liger in the upper deck! The crowd cheers for them, and Mike grins widely, waving to the crowd. Liger does so as well, silently looking on at The Rock and Aries. Quack resumes speaking.*
"That's right, you vascular villain! We are here to stand for all that is good and right! We two, Thunder and Lightning! For we know the path of liberty and freedom! So say I, Mike "Inazuma" Quackenbush..."
*Liger takes the mic, to a huge pop.*
"...and I, Jushin "Thunder" Liger!"[/color]
*Liger hands back the mic as the crowd erupts into "JU-SHIN LI-GER! I-NA-ZU-MA!" chants. Mike grins cheekily down at Aries, waving to him.*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 12, 2010 0:45:45 GMT -5
Well, I'd like to say this is a pleasant surprise, but that would be like saying Blue Meanie and Billy Gunn teaming together is a good idea.
Quack, tell me something buddy. That NWA Jr. Heavyweight Title you carried for, gosh, 3 and 1/2 years was it? How many times did you defend it during your illustrious reign? 6? 7? Meanwhile, during my record-breaking SECOND run as ROH World Heavyweight Champion, I defended my title against any and all comers. And when I say all comers, I mean it. Guys like Ruckus and Grizzly Redwood, the people that normal champions wouldn't even dream of fighting, I gladly took them on with the title on the line. Night in, night out, the fans knew that every time A Double stepped between those ropes, that match would be a highlight.
Liger-san... well, I've beaten you in the past. Suck it loser.
As for you two teaming up, wow. Thunder and Lightning? Original guys. I don't know how you two ever came up with that one. Now, before you two take another female tag team's name and become the Canadian Ninjas or something, I suggest you hit the bricks junior. You're interfering in a my business...
*Aries takes his glasses off, looking directly at Thunder and Lightning.*
And trust me, that's the quickest way to the hospital.
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Post by OB91 on Nov 12, 2010 13:12:10 GMT -5
But it wasn't my fault!
Well that's my quota for the week guys, I'm off to write some poetry about dead babies or some shit like that.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 13, 2010 18:25:45 GMT -5
*We cut to the back with Thunder and Lightning. Mike is pacing back and forth, while Liger stands there and looks impressive...not hard to do, since he's Jushin Liger, but still. Quack throws his hands up in the air, groaning.*
"How did we miss that?! Tell me that, my friend. How did we miss that...a disbanded tag team...in WCTNA...was called Thunder and Lightning?! It's the sort of thing one could NEVER overlook! And how dare he insult the great lineage of the NWA Junior Heavyweight Title! Great men have held that belt! Verne Gagne! Freddie Blassie! Dory Funk! Hiro Matsuda! Tiger Mask! Hiro Saito! The Great Sasuke! Ultimo Dragon! YOU! I defended that title against anyone that challenged me! He wants to brag about beating guys like Grizzly Redwood?! It's incomprehensible to me! What do you think, Jushin?"
*Quack turns to Liger, who just looks over to him. His expression is concealed by his mask, but it's clear by his tone of voice that's he's amused by the whole situation.*
"Inazuma, we need not concern ourself with Aries' boastings. We have to focus on the chance of getting a shot at becoming the World Tag Team Champions. That starts with us getting a match at Urban Legend. Hopefully the Commissioner will find a place for us. If not, then we will have to build ourselves up as viable contenders once champions are crowned."
*Quackenbush nods, posing heroically.*
"Well then, my friend. TO THE COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE!"
*Mike runs off. Liger shakes his head and sighs, walking after him.*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2010 18:42:14 GMT -5
Thunder. Lightning. What can I do for you guys?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 13, 2010 18:58:54 GMT -5
*Quack nods to the commish, grinning at him.*
"Sir, we want to know if it's possible to enter our names in the World Tag Team Title hunt. Is this feasible?"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2010 19:22:10 GMT -5
Of course, you will just have to wait until after Urban Legend. Now.....how would you 2 like a shot at entering the world title tournament?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 13, 2010 19:37:29 GMT -5
"We think that challenging one of the greatest tag teams in the world would be a good enough reason to get intothe tournament. You pick a good team, and we'll take 'em on."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2010 19:54:40 GMT -5
Then how about this.....before the tournament begins, we are gonna have a tag team match. The team of Thunder and Lightning vs. The Rock.......and Austin Aries!
Now, here are the stipulations. If either of you 2 get the winning pinfall, then the one that does it takes the losers place. Fir example, if Jushin pins Mr. Aries, then he takes Austins place in the tournament. Now, in the interest of fairness, I don't want either Austin or The Rock over exhausted. So, if they win, then whichever one of them scores the winning pinfall will automatically get a bye into the next round.
What do you say guys? Its all or nothing....
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 13, 2010 22:27:15 GMT -5
"Uhh...sir, we were talking about the Tag Titles. I think that idea is a good one too, however. What say you, my friend?"
*Quack turns to Liger, who looks back at him before shrugging. Mike nods, grinning to himself as he turns back to the commissioner.*
"Sir, I do believe we have a deal."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2010 22:49:09 GMT -5
Good. Don't worry though....both of you guys are in the hunt for the tag team titles. Just wait for my announcement for what's gonna happen at Final Destination, ok?
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Post by The Tank on Nov 13, 2010 22:56:21 GMT -5
Two things, Cageking.
1. That roster on the front page? You can throw that out. That's only a roster of who was being used last time around. And since's anyone who isn't in the 4 criteria listed is available, it's a bit confusing to have that one there. (Plus, from the posts here, it's not right at all anyways.)
2. (And I can't believe I have to say this one, AND that no one's said anything to you yet) The name is ILWF, not IWLF.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2010 0:49:52 GMT -5
Two things, Cageking. 1. That roster on the front page? You can throw that out. That's only a roster of who was being used last time around. And since's anyone who isn't in the 4 criteria listed is available, it's a bit confusing to have that one there. (Plus, from the posts here, it's not right at all anyways.) 2. (And I can't believe I have to say this one, AND that no one's said anything to you yet) The name is ILWF, not IWLF. Well I shall fix the name, but until I get close to a computer again, I can't edit the roster
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2010 0:51:32 GMT -5
I've been having Aries say ILWF in his promos. That counts.
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