lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 14, 2010 15:16:04 GMT -5
(Brother Ray rushes for the fire extinguisher, as Brother Devon runs in circles.)
AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! IT"S HOTTER THEN DAFFNEY IN A SAUNA! AHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2010 15:31:56 GMT -5
HEY! YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OFF MY CUDDLE BUNNY!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 15:48:12 GMT -5
It's okay. They can look but only you get to touch.
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2010 15:57:12 GMT -5
Works for us.
Dude, pass the binoculars.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:01:25 GMT -5
Tenay: We welcome you to WCTNA iMPACT hot on the heels of Turning Point. West: Friday night was one hell of a show but tonight is gonna be even better. Tenay: Indeed, tonight, on special 100th edition of WCTNA iMPACT, every title will be defended. West: This is gonna be awesome.
*Daffney comes to the ring, beaming from ear to ear*
Tenay: Well she looks pleased with herself after she practically handed Taylor Wilde the Women's title two nights ago. West: It was a token of love, Mike.
*Daffney enters the ring and takes a mic, then she frowns at the audience booing her*
I don't have to explain myself to you. None of you understand. None of you know what it's like to truly be in love. Oh you may have your husbands and your wifes. Your boyfriends and your girlfriends. But that isn't love. Not really. I gave the person I love the thing that meant the most to me in the whole world. It pained me to do it. But her happiness means more to me than anything. That's what true love is. That's what none of you have ever experienced. Because none of you have opened yourself up to greater possibilities. You're all too selfish. Trapped by your very nature. What you people thing of as "love" is a selfish attempt pass on your bloodline and fear of not dying alone. You are all pathetic. I pity you. Really. What Taylor and I have is deeper than anything than you can possibly imagine. Love in it's purest form. And none of you will ever experience it.
But enough of this. This is a happy occasion. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you all my inspiration, my soulmate, the love of my life. Your new Women's champion...
Taylor Wilde!
*Taylor skips down to the ring, the Women's Title dangling from her waist. As she enters the ring, she gives Daffney a kiss before grabbing a mic.*
I gotta admit, even when Daffney told me that I would walk out as the Women's Champion, I was worried. Two women, two assassins of love tried to keep my Daffney from keeping her promise to me, and they failed. Tara, Ayako, you only wanted this opportunity so you could become the Women's Champion. You didn't care about me like you proclaimed. You didn't do it to save me. It was greed that motivated you, greed that drove you to try and take this title under the disguise of "saving" me.
But we saw right through it. We knew your intentions weren't pure from the get-go, that it was greed and envy that drove you two. And now that you two are revealed for the snakes that you are, we're done with you. We're never going to deal with you two again. You had your shots, and you failed. Miserably I might add.
But enough of those two, this is supposed to be a happy occasion! My little cuddle bunny Daffney went through a lot of trouble to set this up, and I'm not going to let her hard work be overshadowed by those two. Right now, I am the Women's Champion. A title that I've held three times here in WCTNA. Only Awesome Kong has done the same, though there's not so much that's "awesome" about her these days. This belt, this meant the world to you Daff. I know that you were proud to hold this belt, proud to defend it against these women that aren't fit to hold this belt. And I know that it killed you to give this belt up sweetie. But you did it for love, true love, and that is the sweetest thing that anybody has done for me in a long time. I just wish there was a way to show you how much this means to me.....
*Taylor suddenly brights up.*
Wait! I have the perfect idea! You and me, for the championship!
Think about it. You and I wrestle just like old times, and the belt still stays with us! It's win-win!
It would be my honour, my love. I would like nothing more than to wrestle you tonight.
Goody! Ooh, I'm gonna love wrestling you later tonight... getting close to you as we fight for dominance. Just like old times...
Oh yeah. It'll feel so good. But I'm worried I might hurt you. You remember what it was like the last time.
Oh don't worry about me Daff. I've been training ever since the last time we wrestled. Trust me, it's gonna take a lot of work to really hurt me this time around.
Well, true, it'll be different. I won't use all those toys I used on you last time.
Oh, that's a relief. I don't know if I'd be able to take everything you'd dish out if you used all of your toys.
Well I know I can be a bit rough sometimes, kitten. I am sorry about that.
You know me Daffney. I like it rough.
I know and normally I'd be all for it. But I think it might be a little too much.
Aww.... please Daffney? Let's get rough this time. Come on, it'll be fun.
Okay. We can bring it all out. The tables, the chairs, the thumbtacks. Whatever you want.
*Taylor looks surprised.*
Oh, that kind of "wrestle". It all makes sense now...
Yeah, we can totally do that.
Well yeah. What did you think I meant?
Um, nothing.....
*Daffney chuckles to herself*
Oh you are so sweet. So you and me tonight for the title. I warn you, tonight will be different than the PPV. I'm not gonna hold back, just because it's you.
Oh I know Daff. And I'm not gonna hold back either just because I'm facing you.
This belt is your gift to me Daff, something that meant everything to you. And I'm going to fight with everything I have to make sure that I'm able to hold onto your gift for as long as I can.
*Daffney smiles broadly and hugs Taylor*
Oh how did I ever exist without you? If it's possible I think I love you even more. Thanks you, Tay. Thank you so much.
Anything for you Daffney. Anything.
Tenay: Well I guess it's Daffney v Taylor for the women's title later on. West: I wouldn't mind seeing the match these to would have after the show, if you get my meaning. Tenay: Don! Really!? West: What? It's a beautiful thing, Mike.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2010 16:02:59 GMT -5
It's okay. They can look but only you get to touch. You know I get jealous though...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:06:32 GMT -5
*The cameraman enters Samoa Joe's locker room, where the X-Division Champion is preparing for his title defense.*
So, champ, no complaints about two title defenses in one week?
Why would I complain?
Just seems like the top brass is trying to wear ya down...
I know exactly what they're trying to do, Taz.
Is that right?
They're trying to get the belt on Kazarian. They're trying to get the belt on their chosen champion. That's why he's getting the shot instead of the guy who DIDN'T get pinned last night.
Yeah, it's a load of crap, alright.
I'm just pissed they won't take a hint and leave me the hell alone.
Well, they want the belt. You've got it. Not like they're gonna wait for you to lose it...
"Wait for me to lose it?"
Hey, I didn't mean anything by that. It's just...no title reign lasts forever, right?
True, but this one isn't ending any time soon. So Hulk Hogan and his Chosen are gonna be waiting a long time.
Maybe you oughta head over to the Frontline, see if we can't work something out?
I work alone.
...what about me?
Shut up, you know what I mean.
Yeah, just pullin' yer leg. But seriously, maybe you should think about at least workin' somethin' out with the Frontline...
Waste of time. I don't want their help or need it. Now, I'm gonna go prove that, by leaving Kazarian a cripple.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 14, 2010 16:07:33 GMT -5
It's okay. They can look but only you get to touch. You know I get jealous though... Dude.......This is good stuff! Get the camera!(Brother Ray get's KO'ed form a kick)
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Post by The Tank on Nov 14, 2010 16:07:46 GMT -5
Damn it, I missed it in that one, too.
Why do I seem to think the PPV was yesterday instead of the day before?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:08:53 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, representing The Chosen, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Kaz was unsuccesful in winning the X Divison at Turning Point but he has been given another chance here. West: It helps to have friends in high places. Tenay: But can Kaz get it done at the second time of asking agianst the Samaoan Submission Machine.
WCTNA X Division Championship Samoa Joe v Kaz 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2010 16:10:30 GMT -5
Joe with a lariat.
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 14, 2010 16:11:24 GMT -5
Samoa Joe with a punch/kick combo!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:11:30 GMT -5
Damn it, I missed it in that one, too. Why do I seem to think the PPV was yesterday instead of the day before? Maybe because you're so used to people coming on Raw and refering to events at the PPV as "last night". Hell, there was a couple of times I almost had Tenay and West say "last night" before I caught it.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 14, 2010 16:12:28 GMT -5
Joe kills Kaz. Seriously, he just stabs him with that giant knife he used to carry around. But seriously for reals, Joe with an STF.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2010 16:12:45 GMT -5
Damn it, I missed it in that one, too. Why do I seem to think the PPV was yesterday instead of the day before? I had to catch myself several times while writing the MCMG promo.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 14, 2010 16:13:07 GMT -5
Joe with a STJoe!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:13:45 GMT -5
Also is it me or does Joe completely miss with his first swing of the pipe at the beginning of his tron there?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 14, 2010 16:17:23 GMT -5
He totally whiffs.
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 14, 2010 16:22:53 GMT -5
Also is it me or does Joe completely miss with his first swing of the pipe at the beginning of his tron there? He makes Bill Bergen look like Ty Cobb with that swing.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2010 16:23:01 GMT -5
Joe beats Kaz down in the corner and hits the running facewash. Joe whips Kaz into the corner and hits a clothesline, then waist for Kaz to get up and hits another. T-Bone Suplex from Joe. Joe throws Kaz into the corner and sets Kaz up on the top rope. Joe goes for the Muscle Buster but Kaz counters out of it. Wave of the Future!
1...
2...
Kickout!
Kaz goes to the apron and goes for a springboard but Joe hits a leaping kick on Kaz in midair! Kaz groggily gets to his feet and joe locks in the Clutch! The ref checks and Kaz is out!
JB: Here is your winner and STILL WCTNA X Divison champion, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: That deceptive agility of Samoa Joe playing a huge part in getting the win here. West: Yeah, that was amazing. Tenay: But you gotta believe The Chosen won't be happy with this result.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with one of the contenders in tonight's tag team fatal four way, Team 3D.
The crowd goes crazy, as Team 3D steps into view. Brother Ray has his arms crossed with a focused look, Brother Devon with black shades and a goofy look on his face. You be the judge of this picture.
Now guys. After a successful return last night against High Flight, you have been immediately thrown into the World Tag Team Title picture. But to get to the gold you two are are all so familiar with, you have to go through not one, not two, but three teams. Your thoughts?
Before I give you my thoughts for tonight, let me remind you that tonight is also a time of celebration. 100 Impact episodes. When you step back and think about it, that's an amazing accomplishment. But without the support form all of these fans, all of these wrestlers, and all of the crew and staff working there butts off to make sure that WCTNA is nothing but a complete success, we wouldn't be here right now. Professional Wrestling would never be the same without all of the blood, sweat, and tears we put into our jobs every single day. Without all of our hard work, WCTNA would cease to exist. So I would like to thank every single one of you, and every single one of WCTNA's workers for everything that we have been through. Here's the 100th episode, and here's to 100 mor-
Brother Ray's speech is stopped in his tracks, as Brother Devon blows a streamer into Brother Ray's face. The crowd let's out some laughter, as Brother Ray slowly turns to Brother Devon. By the look in his face, he's more stunned then angry.
Uh, Devon? Where did you get that?
The Men's Discount Retail Outlet. I figured we needed to look good for this occa-
NOT THE SHADES! Where did you find that streamer you just blew in my face?
Oh, the streamer? That's easy! While you we doing that speech and everything, I went down the hallway to the catering area. And oh my brother, they have the best corn chips on the block! We have got to get a package of those things after the show tonight. Delicious!
Uh, Devon?
Oh, right. The streamer. So I was heading back to where you were, when these stagehands were handing me all of these party favors, telling me to party like it's 1999. So I headed back over here, and that's where we are right now.
Uh....ok. Listen Devon. It is a glorious night to be partying tonight, but we have to focus! We got a shot at the gold tonight! The World Tag Team Titles! And we have to go through three teams to get them. Imagine if we won tonight. We could have one of the greatest comebacks in history!
The greatest comeback since Brett Farve!
Exactl-Wait, what? Did you just say the greatest comeback......since Brett Farve?......Devon. There are reasons which I won't go into right now, why that particular statement is untrue. But you got the idea. After our win just a couple of days ago, what better way to show that we are back, then reclaiming our spot on the top of the mountain?
A night out on the town in Vegas?
......True. But the point I am trying to get out is that it would be one heck of a moment to win the gold tonight. On Impact's 100th episode! With the odds against us, giving three teams the 3D! And beating three of the toughest and most skilled tag teams that WCTNA has to offer!.....Yeah, that would be one heck of a night.
It would certainly be a memory that the WCTNA fans would never forget. But before you two head off to prepare, do you have any words to say to High Flight, Beer Money, and The WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, The Motor City Machine Guns?
I do. High Flight, you took us to the limit at Turning Point. It was one of the best matches we ever had in a long time. We stole the show, and gave the WCTNA fan's something to remember. Forget the jokes that my partner can crack sometimes, you are a excellent pairing in the ring. And tonight, we have to pull off another encounter. Whether it's the 3D or RVD, I wish you both the best of luck, attitude or not.
Beer Money. Boy, do you like to party. And it shows in the ring. You two look like you have a lot of fun out there. It looks like your having a good time, the time of your life. And I can only imagine the celebration you two are going to have if you manage to pull out the victory. But guys, we are going to do everything in our power to make sure that does not happen. As much as we'd hate to do it, we are going to try and end that little party of yours. But the future is with both of you, and I'm sure your going to try and do the same. I wish you both the best of luck as well.
And last but not least, the champions. The Motor City Machine Guns. You two seem to be falling apart. Losing your confidence. And to be honest, I think that's a shame. You are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions. One of the brightest, and greatest tag teams I have ever seen. When we retire for good one day, you two could take our spot as the best. You two could leave a legacy that could never be forgotten. Pull it together. Everything will be alright. Take it form me when I say there are good times and bad in your life. But that does not mean you have to end such a incredible friendship. Form the bottom of my heart, I wish you the best of luck.
But then, it always comes down to us. We just came out of retirement a few days ago. Some might be thinking we are not ready for a challenge. That we are too out of shape. But to those who think about that thought, let me tell you something. Every single day, we still trained with a dream. A dream to recreate our destiny. To comeback with a purpose. To spend years with the company that we call our home. WCTNA. It could be two teams, it could be three, it could even be ten. We will fight to the end, and NEVER give up. Tonight will be no difference!
OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!
Team 3D then walks off, but you clearly hear:
So, about those corn chips?
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