lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 15, 2010 18:43:56 GMT -5
Team 3D would like a match to rebuild some momentum.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 16, 2010 5:27:23 GMT -5
Notice from the office of Eric Bischoff: The members The Chosen are required to attend an important meeting to take place at the opening of this weekends iMPACT.
In other words, there'll be a promo doing the rounds as soon as I get on it. Probably tonight.
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 16, 2010 6:15:47 GMT -5
Kurt, Jay and High Flight are good either way but all should have something to say.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 16, 2010 6:19:56 GMT -5
I added a card to the first post. Pretty full but I could probably squeeze another match or two in.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 9:16:29 GMT -5
Ten promos for iMPACT. Eight of them I'm directly involved in. Told you this place would be nothing without me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:01:01 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff is sitting in his office, Hogan and Garrett Bischoff on either side of him. Across the desk from him are the rest of The Chosen*
When we formed this group, you know what we had? I declared that what we had was the elite of the elite of WCTNA. he future of this company. Now look at us. Kaz, Beer Money, you both had two opportunities in two days to win gold. And you failed. What do you have to say for yourself?
What? Did you expect Samoa Joe to go down that easy?
Like it or not, I can't beat everyone. Look at every other dumbass in the division, I've beaten Curry Man, Petey Williams, Brian Kendrick and some other guys who are of less importance. But Joe? I can't get him... yet, this ship hasn't sailed yet but I will have his number. So try to remember what I'm supposed to be dealing with. It's not like there's anyone better.
Look, Eric, we're not going to make excuses, but we will say that there WERE three other teams out there, not to mention the fact that neither Robert nor myself were pinned.
We may not have won, but we didn't lose either.
And you? You were supposed to take care of Abyss at Turning Point. And you failed. Miserably.
Are you kidding me? The guy chokeslammed onto thumbtacks. He's out of his freakin' mind! How do you expect me to deal with that?
How do we expect...LOOK AT YOU, MAN!! You're 7 feet tall! Over 300 pounds! Mr. Genetically-Jacked Athletically-Stacked human wrecking machine! Abyss is nothing but a tall Mick Foley wannabe. So when he chokeslams you onto a pile of thumbtacks, you get right back up and you throw him into the tacks headfirst, brother!
And what about you? I sent you out there to take care of Eric Young. What happened?
What can I say?
I can do better next time, just let me get my hands on that little punk one on one.
Of course. Eric Young has suddenly become unbeatable. Which brings us to you. Our world champion. You're lucky you still have that championship. And that was only because of me. If it had been left you you, Eric Young would be holding that title.
Whoa whoa whoa! Let's get one thing straight daddy, you don't talk to The Crown Jewel like that. So for future reference, I suggest you take the bass out of your voice when you talk to me, you dig?
Now as for Eric Young, gee Eric, maybe it was the fact that Pope just came off defending his title against A.J. Styles, Kurt Angle, and Jay Lethal two days ago! And unlike a certain someone in the group, Pope Daddy actually put up a decent fight as opposed to getting beat by Eric Young.
So did I lose last week? Maybe. But considering Eric Young took on an injured Pope, something that I can't believe you let happen by the way, I'd think that you'd be happy I still kept this title.
Look, I'm sick of excuses!
That Pay Per View was supposed to be exactly what the name said it'd be, a turning point. We were supposed to show every one of those doubters and the rest of the world what the future of WCTNA is going to be. What the future of professional wrestling is going to be!
This is supposed to be the elite. But you haven't looked all that elite lately, have you? So here's the deal. Those of you not holding a championship have matches tonight. And it's simple. Win and you stay in The Chosen. Lose and you're out of the group.
You either prove that you deserve your spot in the future, or you get buried along with A.J. Styles and the rest of 'em.
And don't think you're gonna get any help. There will be no run-ins, no special referees. You do this all on you're own. Now get out of here.
*Beer Money, Anderson, Kaz and Morgan leave*
And you? Don't think you're off the hook. Since you won't be defending the title at the next PPV, you'll do so on the iMPACT afterward. And the same rules apply to you. No help at all. And if you lose, you're out!
WHAT?! You can't kick me out Eric. I'm the damn Champion! I'm the reason this group is together! I'm The Crown Jewel! You can't threaten me like that!
I just did. Now get out.
*Dinero leaves*
So, what do you think, dude? Are we gonna have to start looking into some potential replacements?
Hmm, I think we may have to consider that. And we may have to think about expanding into other areas too.
You think so? We've got everything covered except the Women's Division, and I don't know if getting involved with those psychos holding the belt is a good idea.
Well they do bring in ratings in the 18-35 male demographic, if you get my meaning. But no. For one, I don't think they'd be onboard with us. And second there are better options.
Well, after Turning Point, looks like picking guys to take the belts instead of the guys who already have 'em may not be the best option. Still, I guess we can give it a shot. So what'd you have in mind here?
Well I don't want to put the horse before the cart. But what I have in mind is a former two time women's champion and a former women's tag team champion.
It sounds good...but so did the rest of the guys we signed on. So I'll wait until after they've stepped into the ring to pass judgment myself, brother.
Trust me, I have that all taken care of.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 21, 2010 16:02:16 GMT -5
I'm here.
For once.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:04:19 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to iMPACT as tonight, The Chosen fight for their very survival. West: Well you heard the mandate from Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff. Tonight, Kaz, Beer Money, Mr Anderson and Matt Morgan are in action and if they lose, they're out of the group. Tenay: In addition, tonight, Team 3D make their return to iMPACT. West: Yeah, we got a return and we got a debut too as Robbie E make his first WCTNA appearance. Tenay: And AJ Styles will be in action as he faces off with Rob Terry.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing The Chosen, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!
JB: And his opponent, from Whsipering Pine, North Carolina, weighing 202 pounds, Shannon Moore!
Tenay: Well you heard it at the top of the show. If Kaz loses this match, he's out of The Chosen. West: This is good situation for Shannon Moore here. Tenay: Yeah, he has nothing to lose.
Kaz v Shannon Moore 3 votes 10 minutes
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 21, 2010 16:04:40 GMT -5
Honestly, if the Guns or Curry Man have a match, I didn't promo for them. Hell, I barely got a couple of important promos done right now, and that's with help from PN.
So.... if you guys could vote for them based on faith or past work, I'll gladly take that. Unless their opponents bribed you with cookies. In which case I can't compete with that.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 21, 2010 16:05:06 GMT -5
Kaz with a DDT.
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 21, 2010 16:06:45 GMT -5
Kaz hits a power bomb.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 21, 2010 16:06:59 GMT -5
Kazarian with a Mr. Fusion.
SEE WHAT I DID THAR?!?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:16:43 GMT -5
Kaz and Moore exchange rights. Kaz goes for a kick but Moore takes him down and goes up for the Mooregasm. Kaz quickly jumps up and crotches Moore on the top rope. Kaz then hist the Flux Capacitor!
1...
2...
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Kaz!
Tenay: Kaz retains his spot in The Chosen. West: Hopefully that impressed Bischoff and Hogan. Tenay: Hang on, I'm getting word something is going on in the backstage area. West: Well let's get back there.
The scene shifts to the back where EMTs are showing attending to an unconcious Amazing Red.
West: Is that Amazing Red? What happened to him? Tenay: I dunno.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:18:20 GMT -5
*Somewhere in Orlando, Daffney is leading Taylor by the hand since Taylor has a blindfold on*
Now you're not peeking, are you?
Of course not silly. You know I trust you.
Well I know it's not the first time I've blindfolded you. Or tied you up for that matter. But that's neither here nor there.
*Daffney whips the blindfold off*
TA-DA! You remember this place?
*The camera pulls back to show Daffney and Taylor are outside the store from two weeks ago*
Um sweetie? I should warn you, I might not be allowed back into this store.
Don't be silly. When I was in here they said I could come back any time. Come on, it'll be fine.
*Daffney takes Taylor's hand and drags her into the store*
Now, where is she? Oh there she is!
*Daffney point excitedly to Rachel, the same shop assistant from before, who has her back to them*
Excuse me, miss!
*Rachel turns*
GAAAAHHHH!
*Rachel drops the stock she's holding at the sight of Daffney and Taylor*
Ooh, I hope those weren't expensive.
*Rachel looks around worriedly and lowers her voice to a whisper*
What are you doing here?!
We're here to see you, silly. Why are you whispering?
Because you almost got me fired the last time you were here.
What? I only bought a bracelet.
Not you, her!
Tay? Were you being naughty without me?
No! I was just trying to get the bracelet for you is all.
You threatened one of our interns!
She said I couldn't exchange the necklace.
You also threatened to stab her with a pen if you didn't get the gift for your, ahem, "cuddle bunny".
Collateral damage. She shouldn't have tried to stand between our happiness.
*Rachel sighs.*
Look, I was nice and exchanged the bracelet, mainly because I didn't want to deal with you two making a scene in the store. And yet, here you are, making my worst fears a reality.
Um, sorry?
See, she's apolgised. It's good. And now we're all friends again, we want to take you out on the town with us.
WHAT?! Even if I did want to go with you, I have work to do.
Ugh. Boring.
Yeah. I mean, you could take one little day off to hang out with old friends, right?
I can't just go and leave work for the day. It's not acceptable.
..... please?
I...I can't.
Pretty please with sugar on top?
No! Now get out of here before my boss sees you!
*Daffney sighs*
Rach, there's something you should know about me. I don't take no for an answer. Do I, Tay?
Nope!
Wh-what does that mean?
What do you think it means? Now are you gonna come with us or are you going cause us a problem?
Uh...
Sweetie, I told you last time I was here didn't I? Daffney broke my friends arm, made me think Alex was cheating on me, and drove me to the point where several people thought I'd gone insane.
But don't you see? That's what you do when you're in love! You do things that might seem crazy, but crazy is just a label that the average put on the exceptional. She did it because she was in love, just like I was. I was just too blind to realize it. But Daffney here, she lifted the blindfold from my eyes. She helped me see the world for what it truly was. She helped me confront all of my issues, and let me know that no matter what I went through, she would be there. Supporting me, guiding me, loving me. Not because of pure physical attraction. But because we're soul mates. Because we were made for one another.
Rachel, please come with us. I know we haven't known each other for long, but Daffney and I like to think of you as a friend. So, it would mean a lot to both of us if you would come along with us, so you see that we're not a couple of psychopathic love struck girls. We're just giddy with love. Surely you've felt something like that before, right?
Friend?! You don't even know my last name! Will you please...just...go!
Only if you come with us. We're not leaving here without you.
I didn't want to do this. But you leave me no choice. SECU-
*Daffney grabs Rachel's arm*
You heard what Taylor said. I did all that to someone I love. Imagine what I could do to someone who gets on my bad side. You don't want to get on my bad side, do you?
You're hurting me.
Do you? Answer me?
....no
Good.
*Daffney releases Rachel's arm*
Now are you gonna come with us or is there gonna be a problem?
I'll...come with you.
Good. Now Taylor, since I arranged this whole thing to cheer you up after you lost the Women's title last week, where do you want to go?
Um..... ooh! I know! Let's go to Disney World!
What?
Disney World!
Goody! I always wanted to go to Disney World!
*Daffney and Taylor grab Rachel by the arms and pull her toward the door*
Rachel?
*one of Rachel's co-workers stops them*
She's just having some fun with her friends. We're friends, right? Tell him!
Uh, yes. These are my....friends.
Where are you going?
We're going to Disney World!
*Daffney and Taylor pull Rachel out the door*
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Post by The Tank on Nov 21, 2010 16:21:21 GMT -5
Disney World?
Well, great. Now Universal's gonna cut our funding.
I guess we have to go on a firing spree!
Thanks a lot, Taylor.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:23:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his iMPACT debut, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, Robbie E!
JB: ANd his opponent, accompanied by Spice Girl, from Japan, he's hot! He's spicy! He tastes great....
JB: Curry Man!
Tenay: Well two interesting indiviuals to say the least. West: Yeah, you got the debuting Robbie E and Curry Man is, well, Curry Man.
Curry Man v Robbie E 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Nov 21, 2010 16:24:28 GMT -5
Curry Man dunks Robbie E's head in a cauldron of piping-hot curry which for some reason is at ringside.
The referee is too distracted by Chelsea Spice Girl dancing to notice.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 21, 2010 16:24:30 GMT -5
Curry Man with a plancha.
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 21, 2010 16:24:42 GMT -5
Curry Man with the most average moonsault ever.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2010 16:27:30 GMT -5
Disney World? Well, great. Now Universal's gonna cut our funding. I guess we have to go on a firing spree! Thanks a lot, Taylor. Well Daffney may have suggested Universal Studios, in particular the Jaws ride, but Taylor had her heart set on Disney World. What you gonna do?
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