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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 15, 2006 15:17:03 GMT -5
Let the captions....begin! *clicks remote*  Edge: OHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH! MAN I love the Immigrant Song!  Mickie: STOP massaging my neck! There's a spider in my HAIR!!!  With his music career long behind him, Garth Brooks found his second love, being a referee.  The Dumas-Copeland Era of Raw had begun!  Even though Estrada knew....Umaga would not admit that he had to go to the bathroom.  With the air hose plugged in, people were amazed at the inflation process it took to make Ric Flair look alive again.  I'm not sure if this new version of Raging Bull is going to be that good...  Joey Mercury sat at home tying a noose when he saw who replaced him in MNM.  Torrie tried desperately to help Candice remove the symbiote from her body.  Man....Candice really had to go. I don't think I could hold it that long.  Lawler knew from the lack of blood on these sheets that the girl he brought home was not a virgin. (Wow, I think I'm going to hell for that one.)  Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton was a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be.  And right there are the dangers of saline breast implants.  While the girls had everyone distracted, The Miz shot webbing from his hand and swung away to safety.  That's a dislocated elbow for Shawn Michaels, his career is over.  This Capture the Flag game with his dad was the best day of Eugene's life.  You leave Juan Epstein alone you big bully!  Cena: Uh oh! Dad's gonna kill me for breaking this dude's window.  Cena: Well blow me down! Where's me Olive? Mmmm....spinach.  Randy just realized the irony behind the golden showers in his intro.  But they're cousins....identical cousins and you'll find. They walk alike, they talk alike, and they don't do a job alike. You will lose your mind!  Randy: *points to one* One Hulk? *points to the other* Two Hulks? But he....but they can't....oh, my medication *faints* Little Boy: Radical! Hot Dog Vendor: Is that your final answer? |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Aug 15, 2006 15:37:42 GMT -5
Writer 1: Hasn't this angle been done before? Writer 2: No I'm pretty sure it hasn't. Writer 1: All right then Writer 2: ...More pot? Writer 1: You know it! Thanks to the power of animatronics, WWE has ensured that Ric Flair will live on to get another 16 world titles. Nitro attempts to maniacally grin through the pain of a groin pull the likes of which you wouldn't believe. |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Aug 15, 2006 15:50:25 GMT -5
On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy is JR in this pic?? I'd say 1.3 |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 15, 2006 16:17:23 GMT -5
When RAW crashes down and it hurts to watch. |
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Post by amsiraK on Aug 15, 2006 16:59:50 GMT -5
Victoria: And the area code for Orlando is...? |
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Post by Lion Heart on Aug 15, 2006 17:03:51 GMT -5
"I can fly! I CAN FLY!" "...what was I thinking." |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 15, 2006 17:09:59 GMT -5
Orton: "Oh God. I really need a match to turn my reputation around and get respect and this is what happens to me: Real Hogan: OK I'm going to Iris Whip you brother. Fake Hogan: Whats an Irish Whip? Some kind of Stout? Orton (Continued from above): Well at least I still have that photo of Vince and the "Watermelon" so I'll be fine post Summerslam. |
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spec
Hank Scorpio
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Post by spec on Aug 15, 2006 17:14:26 GMT -5
"Hey i'm seeing double! Four Hogans!" or "Oops... where's a diva's gym bag when you need one??!!" |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 15, 2006 17:30:53 GMT -5
 MIND TAKING!! OoooooooeeeeeeeeoooooooooEEEEEEE... |
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Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Aug 15, 2006 17:37:31 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan FINALLY passes the torch..... to himself The following three pictures show the progression of Lita's "Slaughter Jaw" through the course of a match. Keep chasing that rainbow, girl! Randy Orton begins his prize-winning one-man act.. "Man being born through hand vagina" |
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Post by amsiraK on Aug 15, 2006 17:39:08 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan FINALLY passes the torch..... to himself The terrible thing is... if he could figure out a way to do it... |
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Post by samachine on Aug 15, 2006 17:39:55 GMT -5
The first male women's champion since Whippleman!
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 15, 2006 19:01:38 GMT -5
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Post by acropolis619 on Aug 15, 2006 19:05:09 GMT -5
[quote author=blindheartagram board=WWE thread=1155673023 post=1155681451 Randy Orton begins his prize-winning one-man act.. "Man being born through hand female anatomy"[/quote] That's the funniest thing that ever I have read, seen, heard, or otherwise encountered. Thank you for making my life worth living again.. |
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Post by invaderdave on Aug 15, 2006 19:23:54 GMT -5
Edge: GET 'IM A BODY BAG, JOHNNY! Lita demonstrates the caveman technique of finding a bride... Ref type guy: Look, I know you're busy n' all, but...your underwear is showing, and as hot as that is, it's very disctracting, so if you could just... Lita didn't have the heart to tell her beau that a bird had, in fact, s*** all over his shirt. Umaga: Sooo, what, should I like thumb him in the throat now, or... Yes, now you can attract people to your businesses with your very own Ric Flair floppy arm hot air balloon person! Flair: Sonny...I know you will do this for me, on this, the day of my daughter's wedding... Foley: Wow, so I had to pretend I'm attracted to Melina, huh? So...like Torrie wasn't available, or...Trish maybe? This is the worst and hottest version of YMCA ever. We may laugh now, but the wrestlers who have to go on later tonight aren't laughing that Candice peed all over the mat. Haas wasn't finished with the bump off the apron. This photo was taken just seconds before Haas suffocated her with the towel. Miz: Sorry ladies, but by Japanese religous standards, riding on eachothers back means your married now. Or something like that. You're married so...OH JUST KISS, KISS! Candice, just before she chokes Torrie out of jealousy. Slip n' Slide! YAY! X marks the spot, and also the area where two guys reformed a tired stable from the 90's. Duggan, as part of this new, apparent Big Brother program, was required to help bury a batch of promising youngsters, even more so than they would have been if they were dressed like male chearleaders...oh, right. Carlito: Three...two...NOW HORSHACK, NOW WASHINGTON! Ref: You get back here and give Aunt Rose a big wet kiss, little man! Apparently, someone said the secret word. And then Liger stepped out of the shadows, angry over how Orton had stolen the open arms, here I am pose. Hogan: YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU...no...wait a second...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Orton: Doggone it, I left the iron on. Knucklehead, me. |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Aug 15, 2006 19:32:31 GMT -5
One man who just followed through. And two more who came very close. Take your hand off the little hulkster, brother. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 15, 2006 19:44:11 GMT -5
Edge: REVENGE OOOF THE ZOOOMBIIIIEEE!!!! *Edge's Chris Barnes imitation would have got over... if anyone in the audience knew who Chris Barnes was* Lita: she turns lesbians straight Mickie and Lita reenact Titanic, to the enjoyment of one lucky fan in a referee shirt In a few minutes, Drew Carey would arrive, and then the game of "3 headed broadway star" could begin in earnest forcing a jobber to kiss his foot was just the beginning. soon Umage would be a million dollar man Ric Flair was the obvious choice to replace Donny Osmond as Joseph Ric: nooooo, ah don' wanna go downtown! not to be outdone by Edge, Lita and Drew, Mick and company would do their own 3 headed monster bit. the porno based on Hulk Hogan if he were a lesbian sold very well. his sexual stimulation over-loaded, it was only a matter of time before Jerry exploded Jerry gets prepared to put a JR's diaper on. Torrie's revere-upsidedown Package Piledriver obviously didn't work. Ultimate Warrior may say queering don't make the world work, but he said nothing about dyking out Miz: Everybody gets one! neither Triple H nor Shawn Michaels could ever get the Macarena right Eugene: I'm beginning to think that TNA's idea to bring me in as a wrestling horse-trainer doesn't sound so bad now it was only a matter of time before Carlito choked on an apple core. thankfully, Edge knew the Heimlich. Cena tried to slink away quietly, but since he was in a noisy arena and the fans were chanting for his blood, well, it didn't quite work out that way. the new face of Gerber baby food Randy's new Silhouette man routine was universally panned thanks to an error by Quinn Mallory, Hulk Hogan slid to a world in which he never used steroids. considering the show was in Japan, Randy's chinaman face was in very poor taste |
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Post by acropolis619 on Aug 15, 2006 19:49:05 GMT -5
Comedy watchword of the day: chinaman. Therefore, baldobomb wins.
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Post by ThePeople'sPoster on Aug 16, 2006 4:52:10 GMT -5
JR: " HOW LONG IS THESE MARK HENRY MATCHES, JERRY?" |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Aug 16, 2006 5:15:42 GMT -5
WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN, WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN, WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN |
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