Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 6, 2010 22:07:15 GMT -5
1: The main event tag match is a Yappapi Strap on a pole match
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Post by shockmaster93 on Mar 6, 2010 22:11:00 GMT -5
2. Have at least 30 minutes of wrestling on the show.
3. Brother Bruti vs David Arquette- 2 hour iron man match
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
Posts: 16,332
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 6, 2010 23:07:33 GMT -5
4. Judy Bagwell on a pole match.
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BLOODY™
AC Slater
"you forgot the Mick Foley equation - no muscles equal no muscle tears!"
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Post by BLOODY™ on Mar 6, 2010 23:09:22 GMT -5
5. Create a uniquer product than the WWE...wait...Hogn works there.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 23:11:46 GMT -5
6. Special guest host Gary David Goldberg.
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Post by destrucity on Mar 6, 2010 23:14:07 GMT -5
7. Get rid of 2 more sides of the ring and get that 2 sided ring Nash spoke of a few years ago.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Mar 6, 2010 23:23:04 GMT -5
8. WHAT'S LITTLE GUIDO DOING HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
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Post by THE Thrillionaire on Mar 6, 2010 23:33:11 GMT -5
9. Live sex show Kong and ODB
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Mar 6, 2010 23:33:59 GMT -5
9. Kevin Federline beats AJ for the world title!
10. Roddy Piper run-in to help Flair pin Hogan setting up the much anticipated sequel to the War to Settle the Score!
11. Cindy Lauper as Abyss' new manager/mentor
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Mar 7, 2010 1:25:09 GMT -5
13. They bring back Jay Lethal's legends challenge, and he actually wins a match.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Mar 7, 2010 2:11:22 GMT -5
14. Goldberg heel turn that Vince McMahon's lawyers can do nothing about.
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Post by soultsukino on Mar 7, 2010 3:42:06 GMT -5
15. The Hogan thing was a complete work and it turns out vince bought them out 2 years ago.
16: Hogan gets run over by a white Hummer
17. Return of the Hulk hogan Helmet Brother!
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,755
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Post by Vampiro138 on Mar 7, 2010 3:42:53 GMT -5
18 - Jay Leno as the host of TNA Impact
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 7, 2010 3:46:41 GMT -5
18. Hulk swerves us all and joins with Flair and AJ. They beat the hell out of Abyss, until Lex Luger and Randy Savage appear! They temporarily help out Abyss, until Luger suddenly turns on Savage!
The Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart run down, and it becomes a 7 on 2 beatdown. Then Team 3D appear with tables, but before they can get to the ring, out of nowhere The Quebecers debut in TNA and beat the hell out of them!
As this is going on, all the midcarders who aren't getting much TV time run down to ringside, but don't actually do anything. Then Bubba The Love Sponge runs into the ring, and rolls up AJ Styles. For some reason Slick Johnson counts the pinfall, and BTLS becomes the new TNA World Champion.
Then Kevin Nash breaks his leg, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman down a bottle of whiskey each, and Sting appears in the rafters, and closes the show by saying "Man, this is some good TV!"
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 7, 2010 3:53:45 GMT -5
19. Orlando Jordan is crowned bisexual tag team champion. And not for wrestling.
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Post by Orange on Mar 7, 2010 4:00:54 GMT -5
18 - Jay Leno as the host of TNA Impact I'd mark ;D 20. Stomper vs. Big Fat Oily Guy for every TNA title
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Mar 7, 2010 4:39:51 GMT -5
21. The return of RELLIK (and mentioning what his name is backwards). 22. The announcement of TNA iMPACT 2: The Video Game.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Mar 7, 2010 4:54:16 GMT -5
23: Oh my god! What's the Apex Gladiator doing in the Impact Zone?!?
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2010 5:42:54 GMT -5
24. ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 7, 2010 6:30:28 GMT -5
25. Eric Bischoff orders a pizza and 45 minutes of the show is him killing time waiting for it to arrive, no camera cuts, no commercials.
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