AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on May 24, 2010 22:50:51 GMT -5
In related news, Hulk Hogan sued Apple Jacks for their continued use of the word "jack"
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 24, 2010 22:56:39 GMT -5
Too much hair. Case dismissed.
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on May 25, 2010 0:28:25 GMT -5
I mean I see what point he is trying to make...but damn are you that desperate for money?
You're suing over a kids cereal commercial. It's not that serious.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 25, 2010 0:47:44 GMT -5
I wonder if this lawsuit will wind up similar to the landmark 1989 case Bollea v. Flowbee
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Post by Porky's Butthole on May 25, 2010 0:59:04 GMT -5
Ok, well this begs the question, what other wrestlers will sue cereals Triple H will sue Alphabits to take the H out Hornswoggle will sue Lucky Charms because of gimmick infringement Drew McIntyre will sue Corn Pops for the right to sweetened pops. The Divas division will collectively sue Fiber One, because nobody should cause a bathroom break like them. Linda McMahon will sue Kix for the right to serve a bland mother approved product. Eric Bischoff will sue Smorz for the idea of taking a good 90s formula, and turning it into a s***ty product of today. Batista will sue Wheaties for the use of basketballs on the cover. John Cena will sue Captian Crunch for the right to be a fake military man. Vince McMahon will sue Pac Man cereal, because he's afraid of this new hip character taking fans away from the WWE. Rob Terry will sue Cocca Pebbles for the use of an overpower musclehead who works like a 3 year old. Orlando Jordan will sue Fruity Pebbles......well, you get the idea. SO....MUCH....WIN... |
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
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Post by Greer on May 25, 2010 15:04:41 GMT -5
The Nasty Boys should sue too... I'm pretty sure Fred and Barney are ripped off from them.... Hilarious! |
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 25, 2010 17:20:12 GMT -5
Oh God, it's a headline story on Yahoo right now.
Dammit, Hulk.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 25, 2010 17:42:17 GMT -5
If this ends up on the BBC site, lulz will be had.
Also, shouldn't WWE sue over "Smashdown"? ROFL
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on May 25, 2010 17:48:38 GMT -5
...........what?!
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alexk
Mike the Goon
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Post by alexk on May 25, 2010 17:49:15 GMT -5
If this ends up on the BBC site, lulz will be had. Also, shouldn't WWE sue over "Smashdown"? ROFL The difference is, WWE knows better |
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Post by Galluchadore on May 25, 2010 17:58:03 GMT -5
Once the judge sees this video and learns that Bulk Boulder is jobbing to the flintstones the case will be thrown out.
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Post by frankincleveland on May 25, 2010 18:18:34 GMT -5
If he's going to sue the Flintstones, he'll have to get in line behind these folks:  |
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on May 26, 2010 1:59:08 GMT -5
Ok, well this begs the question, what other wrestlers will sue cereals Triple H will sue Alphabits to take the H out Hornswoggle will sue Lucky Charms because of gimmick infringement Drew McIntyre will sue Corn Pops for the right to sweetened pops. The Divas division will collectively sue Fiber One, because nobody should cause a bathroom break like them. Linda McMahon will sue Kix for the right to serve a bland mother approved product. Eric Bischoff will sue Smorz for the idea of taking a good 90s formula, and turning it into a s***ty product of today. Batista will sue Wheaties for the use of basketballs on the cover. John Cena will sue Captian Crunch for the right to be a fake military man. Vince McMahon will sue Pac Man cereal, because he's afraid of this new hip character taking fans away from the WWE. Rob Terry will sue Cocca Pebbles for the use of an overpower musclehead who works like a 3 year old. Orlando Jordan will sue Fruity Pebbles......well, you get the idea. I think WARRIAH would have a much stronger case against Alphabits. "When I looked to the gods, loaded with the rocket fuel propelled by the power and the WARRIAH floatin' through the veins and the powah of the WARRIAH I saw this cereal, Hoak Hogan, this Alphabets! It's letters created more nonsensical words than the WARRIAH and all the little WARRIAHS ever had in their entire existance since the world began! To stay true to the beliefs in the system, Alphabets has decided to take the easy way and therefore not stay true to their own destiny! But I know, as does every good WARRIAH that beefcake tomatoes will come crashing down the pits of French history and when we see that light, Hoak Hogan, you will all see that there is only one....WARRIAH!!! SKRONK!" |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on May 26, 2010 14:18:18 GMT -5
Remember 'Maniacs;
Drink your milk!
Take your vitamins!
Protect your intellectual property rights!
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 27, 2010 15:47:02 GMT -5
The Nasty Boys should sue too... I'm pretty sure Fred and Barney are ripped off from them.... Well do either of them outweigh Dino? |
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on May 27, 2010 15:59:40 GMT -5
The Nasty Boys should sue too... I'm pretty sure Fred and Barney are ripped off from them.... Well do either of them outweigh Dino? What does Dino Bravo have to do with anything? ;D |
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Janc_95
Tommy Wiseau
Orton + Cena = <3 Best Moment of My Life :)
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Post by Janc_95 on May 27, 2010 17:30:59 GMT -5
Hulkster Burgers?
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on May 27, 2010 17:35:28 GMT -5
I wonder if he will sue Fist Of The North Star for having a character that looks like him and gets killed from a finger poke.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 27, 2010 19:04:09 GMT -5
Well do either of them outweigh Dino? What does Dino Bravo have to do with anything? ;D The fact that he could eat 4 of those ribs and still have energy to Squash a different Jobber every night shows he had a lot of muscle as opposed to what they're carrying says a lot to me. |
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Post by Bobafett on May 28, 2010 10:31:02 GMT -5
Well do either of them outweigh Dino? What does Dino Bravo have to do with anything? ;D they were all Managed by Jimmy Hart at some point? |
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