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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 8, 2006 15:48:49 GMT -5
 Shane: These leftover Honky Tonk Man outfits are awesome dad! Vince: They're Elvis suits. Shane: Who?  It was about this time in the date when Carlito realized that a restaurant that served both Mexican food and Sushi was a really bad idea. (Based on a true story)  Trish: GAH! My appendix just burst!  Melina obviously wasn't following Nitro's suggestion to "Keep it sexy."  JR and King were absolutely shocked that Melina could make a Slammy disappear so easily.  It was about this time that Shelton regretted using the hover boots.  I didn't know that Kane tried out for Triple H's part in that USA Network commercial.  Melina was startled by her own image on the Titantron.  If you flip this photo upside it looks like everyone is hanging on for their lives.  NOTHING can kill the Grimace.  This is the worst high school production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves I have ever seen!  The mother book did NOT like Ric Flair messing with its baby.  The next morning Dave Meltzer gave this match 5 stars.  Ric needs notes on the floor to perform the chicken dance, it's sad really.  Bob Seger REALLY needs to stop touring already. (I can't help but make that joke EVERY time I see him.)  Ric: Tip #7. Try writing out the alphabet with your tongue. It will give your lover the pleasure that they are seeking. OR.... Ric: Dear Penthouse forum, I never thought that this would happen to me...  Mordecai has really let himself go.  Who would've ever guessed the $250,000 Diva Search would come down to Lillian Garcia and Umaga.  Vince was mad because he stored up 2 finishers not to steal Triple H's finisher, he really wanted to pull off the Super Dirty Move.  OH NO! Kong has broke free from his restraints!!! |
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Ace Baretta
Unicron
WE ARE NASHVILLE (May 1, 2010)
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Post by Ace Baretta on Aug 8, 2006 16:01:54 GMT -5
The next morning Dave Meltzer gave this match 5 stars. You win teh internets |
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Post by sunwukong on Aug 8, 2006 16:03:28 GMT -5
Melina looks like Sasquatch. That is all.
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Post by tigermask on Aug 8, 2006 16:10:13 GMT -5
I got a feeling Trips is doing something to Vince's grapefruits. |
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 8, 2006 16:12:43 GMT -5
Carlito looks on in shock as an angry Merc makes his way down to the ring. |
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El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Aug 8, 2006 16:12:49 GMT -5
OMG! Stevie Ray is here! Run for your nearest fruitbooty! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 8, 2006 16:13:30 GMT -5
SAMOA! SAMOAAAA!!! "Put out that cigarette!" Vince: Look, he's playing "airplane"! Isn't that cute? Shane: Dad, he's 34 years old... |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Aug 8, 2006 16:15:20 GMT -5
Man I love pretending to be shop dummies Trish & Carlito getting a bit of the old "Ghandi's revenge" Boy do i need to fart Kane uses the force choke much to sheltons dismay Kane was happy to find he was the new Brother Love Mileena & Nitro just saw Next weeks raw lineup This is for nicking my kebab Guy's i asked for playboy Damn invisble banana Upon hearing micks music he though he'd try moshing Ric flairs poem bored th audience It was this moment Vince needed a wee but couldn't hold it in "There can be only one" |
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Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Aug 8, 2006 16:19:57 GMT -5
Shelton: "UP TOP!" *high five* |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 8, 2006 16:21:24 GMT -5
Roy Orbison has aged nicely. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2006 16:25:20 GMT -5
That's my new desktop.
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Post by vincemark on Aug 8, 2006 16:35:52 GMT -5
Nobody could believe Flair didn't blade during this match. Ric Flair, if you had the dirty hobo gimmick I have, you would NOT be over! WWE has come to terms on the release of you, Ric Flair. Yes, you. You're 60-something and you should be at home watching Matlock. Now please get the hell out of the ring before you die. We wish you the best in all future endeavors. Randy Orton, The over-the-hill-oversexed-underage girl-chasing-announcer Killer does not make good on his nickname. Shane wonders if his dad will ever realize that the lookalike he brought in is not the real Samoa Joe. At least putting family members in the main event saves money, even if everybody is walking out. Only the second 60+ year old man going crazy in the ring that night. Not bad for a two hour show! |
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Aug 8, 2006 16:50:44 GMT -5
Nitro needs to stop practicing his Romeo and Juliet monologue before matches. Lawler: Man, if she were 12 years younger, she would be MINE! Just when you thought the Kool-Aid man couldn't get any scarier... A deleted scene from See No Evil 2: The Phantom Menace Calm down Melina, it's just Lita without her makeup. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 8, 2006 16:53:39 GMT -5
Best caption ever. Pure genius.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Aug 8, 2006 17:07:24 GMT -5
God finally realizes that he was never told about his match at Backlash, and in retaliation he shoots Vince in the spine. |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Aug 8, 2006 17:42:37 GMT -5
Melina discovers the embarrassing No-Knickers-Vacuum-Stuck-To-The-Announce-Table mishap The WWE's 2006 Grand Farting Competition has found a winner. |
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Post by amsiraK on Aug 8, 2006 18:23:56 GMT -5
Realizing the mistake they made last week, DX gets its revenge on Vince with their new schtick, as Invisible Shawn delivers an Atomic Wedge to be reckoned with. |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 8, 2006 19:01:21 GMT -5
Uh oh. Ricky make boom-boom in pants. |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 8, 2006 19:03:57 GMT -5
The mother book did NOT like Ric Flair messing with its baby. funniest thing ever. |
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Post by One Legged Dog on Aug 8, 2006 20:53:34 GMT -5
Bumper
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
