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Post by noleafclover1980 on Jul 27, 2010 1:05:23 GMT -5
No idea when he did this promo, but his delivery of "Faaaat Asses!" may be even more awesome then "He's Fat!"
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 27, 2010 1:51:55 GMT -5
"The only one chance you have, you have no chance, but you had one chance..."
What?
Also, I love the term Sum Dum...or whatever it was.
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Post by Young Game on Jul 27, 2010 2:48:48 GMT -5
This is from Bound For Glory 2007, I was just watching it last night. Love this promo! This and the James Mitchell promo from, I think, Genesis 2006 where he talks about Sting, candy canes, and unicorns are two of my favorite TNA promos ever.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 27, 2010 3:22:00 GMT -5
It would only work as a plural term, describing two people. Keep it for when The Hardy Boyz get back together, perhaps.
Either way that was great... FAAAAAAAAAT ASSES, lickety split, tailgate parties... the man can talk the ears off a cornfield, then make fun of people eating the corn.
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Post by The Enforcer on Jul 27, 2010 4:07:01 GMT -5
Least I know now where the FAAAAAT ASSES came from. I love Scott. Yeah, he's not a great wrestler anymore, but he's still worth having because you never know what he's going to say.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Jul 27, 2010 14:37:43 GMT -5
Someone in the comments on Youtube mentioned he sounds like a used car salesman w/ a deal on "FAAAT ASSES!"
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Post by johnnyk9 on Jul 27, 2010 17:14:40 GMT -5
I miss Big Poppa Pump
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Post by AriadosMan on Jul 27, 2010 18:33:08 GMT -5
BPP=best TNA promos
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Post by jeffrodigital on Jul 27, 2010 19:51:30 GMT -5
steiner in tna has been gold.
love when hes not only calling samoa joe fat but saying joe looks at him like "hes a cheeseburger or something."
love steiner.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 28, 2010 15:51:35 GMT -5
This is from Bound For Glory 2007, I was just watching it last night. Love this promo! This and the James Mitchell promo from, I think, Genesis 2006 where he talks about Sting, candy canes, and unicorns are two of my favorite TNA promos ever. Oh man, I loved the "unicorns and candy canes" promo.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 28, 2010 16:48:42 GMT -5
Steiner One sounds like some kind of robot Scott Steiner project.
How can it fail?
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Post by romafan87 on Jul 28, 2010 17:26:17 GMT -5
Steiner One sounds like some kind of robot Scott Steiner project. How can it fail? This sounds great!
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Post by B'Cup x on Jul 28, 2010 17:51:45 GMT -5
this has been a 'meme' (quotation marks because im not certain what the term actually means) with my friends, since we first saw it back in 07, and still gets quoted far too much to be healthy. Not just the reptition of the fat asses but the whole: "the only chance, you had a chance but youve got know chance" line, Pure Steiner gold x
ps: you cant see it too well on the video, but rick stiener reacting to the 'ypu had a chance line' as if he is trying to work it out, is priceless
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Post by Tom on Jul 28, 2010 18:13:01 GMT -5
I personally love his Maths lesson. Just listen to the advanced calculations:
...and especially his History lesson. I too recall when the Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans:
Tears were shed, pants were shat.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jul 28, 2010 18:28:42 GMT -5
Man, that last vid was classy.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jul 29, 2010 23:32:00 GMT -5
Is there already a theory that these two are some sort of body-snatchers that took control of the Steiner brothers from the 90's? Because I think that this video is perfect evidence and proof of said theory.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Jul 29, 2010 23:37:38 GMT -5
Sprinters out of your fat asses?
After it's all sun done?
Why haven't I noticed those two lines before? Steiner continues to blow my mind.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 29, 2010 23:38:22 GMT -5
No idea when he did this promo, but his delivery of "Faaaat Asses!" may be even more awesome then "He's Fat!" this is even funnier if you envision subtitles
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Post by curtis on Jul 29, 2010 23:56:10 GMT -5
ha. this is in my dvd player right now :3
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Post by BearDogg-X on Jul 30, 2010 0:37:04 GMT -5
Steiner One sounds like some kind of robot Scott Steiner project. How can it fail? Found a robot Scott Steiner pic, so it's not that far off:
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