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Post by ilggant on Jun 28, 2010 2:06:26 GMT -5
i cant see the video at work
can someone break it down for me in points? i would be eternally grateful and send them 100 internets through email
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Post by WhiteFu on Jun 28, 2010 2:06:35 GMT -5
What a nerd!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 28, 2010 2:40:41 GMT -5
i cant see the video at work can someone break it down for me in points? i would be eternally grateful and send them 100 internets through email They're at E3 by the SvR 2011 booth, with Miz and Eve Torres (while she was Divas champ, and Miz was US champ). Miz is introducing Eve, and this douchnozzle kid turns to the camera and looks all offended that Miz is there. Miz then starts introducing himself, and the douchenozzle starts shouting "JOBBER! JOBBER! JOBBER!", while Miz continues his promo, throwing a "and no, I am not a jobber" between sentences. The guy then starts shouting "DANIEL BRYAN BEAT YOUR ASS!", and Miz stays in character, saying Bryan isn't a good wrestler and isn't employed by WWE, then continues on his way explaining how awesome he is. It cuts to later on when Miz is signing autographs, and the kid goes "YOU'D JOB TO LOW-KI!" and Miz replies something I can't quite hear, ending with his "Really? REALLY?". Then this: Miz: You're coming up with these one liners, and you're really trying really hard- Douchenozzle: No, YOU try really hard! On... The Microphone! *looks proud of his awesome comeback* Miz: You're using my own lines against me! Then they start talking over each other for a bit, and Miz tells the kid to get in line and wait his turn so that they can actually talk. The guy says he has one question, Miz lets him ask it, and he goes "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LAY DOWN FOR BUFF BAGWELL?!" Miz replies "I dunno, when he turns 20? He's like 50 years old, he doesn't even wrestle anymore, can he even walk?!" The kid then demands that the camera guy focus on him, saying "THE MIZ DON'T GET NO CAMERA TIME!" Then there's a shot of him standing in line waiting for an autograph from, in his words, "The Jiz". He then explains that Miz can't autograph any of the COOL pages of his program, but that he can have the Harvest Moon page or the page for the inflatable racecar, for some reason. He then says, with a completely straight face, "That guy's a piece of shit, he's a jabroni!" and rants about how Miz came from the Real World and ended up being a main eventer. Then it cuts ahead a few minutes to when he's at the front of the line. He says he respects Eve, "unlike The Miz" and starts telling Eve how much he hates Miz. He tells Miz he can't wrestle, to which Miz replies "And that's why I'm the United States Champion?" Guy says that the US championship is "held by jobbers" and that Miz will never be World Champion. Miz then asks who his favorite Superstar is, and the guy goes "I DON'T LIKE SUPERSTARS, I LIKE WRESTLERS!" so Miz rephrases, asking him who his favorite "rassler" is. The guy replies "Chris Benoit" and there's a fraction of a second of awkwardness, but Miz just says "Good for you," and goes on to tell the guy that they don't "rassle", that they're performers. The guy then goes "YOU TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT JIM CROCKET PROMOTIONS? WCW? JIM CROCKET PROMOTIONS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JIM CROCKET IS?!" Miz starts replying, but the guy interrupts him and says "You're not a performer! You're a Real World washup!" and Miz retorts that he was one of the biggest stars ever on Real World. The guy interrupts Miz again, saying that the Divas belt is better than the US belt, says something about Eve (couldn't hear what), and Miz replies "She was trained by the Gracies. She's a champion. I'd let her beat me." The guy walks away while Miz is talking. The camera then cuts to him talking to a security guard, going "I have one more question!", and the guard says he has to get back in line, then says "actually, no, we're cutting the line off. You can't go back." Total class by Miz in the way he handled the situation.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 28, 2010 2:54:09 GMT -5
What I find classic about the whole segment is that the guy towards the end of the video who sends the idiot on his way is a friend of mine!
That wasn't a security guard. He actually travels from time to time with the wrestlers on behalf of the video game company. He does work regarding the voiceovers for the video games with the talent, plus has actually wrestled a couple of times on Raw, Smackdown, & the days of Heat & Velocity.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jun 28, 2010 3:02:00 GMT -5
It cuts to later on when Miz is signing autographs, and the kid goes "YOU'D JOB TO LOW-KI!" and Miz replies something I can't quite hear, ending with his "Really? REALLY?". You missed the best quote of the clip. Miz says Low-Ki is about 4'11.
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Post by Young Game on Jun 28, 2010 3:03:54 GMT -5
Apparently the love child of Pee-Wee Herman and the Predator is an asshole. Miz should have found a way to totally punk that guy. Like asking him if he was the love child of Mike Patton and X-Pac. Or...Brian Fair and American Idol 4th placer Jason Castro. Just stop it with the dreads already. I, for one, doubt he's from Jamaica...he's definitely not Rastafarian. I don't get it. I just don't. It's like the icing on a cake made of pure douche. Yeah. I think so. Pretty sure.
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Post by kickassJP on Jun 28, 2010 3:06:14 GMT -5
I do give some big props to Miz for keeping his cool and playing off the guy.
But here's the thing... I think it's a bit harsh for you guys to call the guy a jerk or a douche. Isn't that what's supposed to be great about pro wrestling... the idea that you can cheer or boo at whoever you want. You can let your voice be heard. Just because the guy had the balls to actually confront Miz he's suddenly a douche? In my opinion he's not. He's just a fan who actually got to give a piece of his mind.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 28, 2010 3:12:46 GMT -5
I do give some big props to Miz for keeping his cool and playing off the guy. But here's the thing... I think it's a bit harsh for you guys to call the guy a jerk or a douche. Isn't that what's supposed to be great about pro wrestling... the idea that you can cheer or boo at whoever you want. You can let your voice be heard. Just because the guy had the balls to actually confront Miz he's suddenly a douche? In my opinion he's not. He's just a fan who actually got to give a piece of his mind. yeah...a piece of his mind that he's such a fan of the business, yet he disrespects a man who goes out there to put on a show for him. Not to mention badmouthing the US Championship & the history of such a prestigious title that was once held by a man that said person claims was his favorite wrestler. "All jobbers get the US Belt." So Benoit is a jobber, huh? I don't know about you, but if I wanted to truly heckle somebody like said kid, I wouldn't stand in line for an autograph. I would do it from outside the line. All it really is here is a punk kid trying to get his 15 minutes of internet fame. Chances are, he would have done it to any other male wrestler there. Afterall, he was saying how he would get the Miz's autograph. And the more we all discuss, the longer his 15 minutes last.
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Post by kickassJP on Jun 28, 2010 3:15:54 GMT -5
I do give some big props to Miz for keeping his cool and playing off the guy. But here's the thing... I think it's a bit harsh for you guys to call the guy a jerk or a douche. Isn't that what's supposed to be great about pro wrestling... the idea that you can cheer or boo at whoever you want. You can let your voice be heard. Just because the guy had the balls to actually confront Miz he's suddenly a douche? In my opinion he's not. He's just a fan who actually got to give a piece of his mind. yeah...a piece of his mind that he's such a fan of the business, yet he disrespects a man who goes out there to put on a show for him. Not to mention badmouthing the US Championship & the history of such a prestigious title that was once held by a man that said person claims was his favorite wrestler. "All jobbers get the US Belt." So Benoit is a jobber, huh? Let the guy say what he wants to say. He's not physically hurting anyone. If he honestly feels that the US Championship is the belt of jobbers, then let him feel that way. It's called having an opinion
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 28, 2010 3:17:30 GMT -5
True, but then he puts himself in the double standard category kind of. Chris Benoit, a 4 time United States Champion, is his favorite wrestler. So his favorite wrestler is a jobber, too?
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Post by kickassJP on Jun 28, 2010 3:23:24 GMT -5
True, but then he puts himself in the double standard category kind of. Chris Benoit, a 4 time United States Champion, is his favorite wrestler. So his favorite wrestler is a jobber, too? I'm not looking at what he's actually saying because, like you said, it is a bunch of double standards and flat out oxymorons lol. What i'm saying is that he is allowed to say anything he wants because it is his opinion... even if it makes no sense lol. He has that right and he's not actually hurting anyone. The Miz himself just takes it and dashes it right back in a more professional manner.
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Post by Raja Lion on Jun 28, 2010 3:56:39 GMT -5
I thought it was funny Id never do it, but its funny watching people make idiots out of themselves. The Miz is a wrestler, not some deity that deserves respect 24-7 because he does some promotional appearances. No one was hurt.
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Post by ilggant on Jun 28, 2010 4:00:43 GMT -5
i cant see the video at work can someone break it down for me in points? i would be eternally grateful and send them 100 internets through email They're at E3 by the SvR 2011 booth, with Miz and Eve Torres (while she was Divas champ, and Miz was US champ). Miz is introducing Eve, and this douchnozzle kid turns to the camera and looks all offended that Miz is there. Miz then starts introducing himself, and the douchenozzle starts shouting "JOBBER! JOBBER! JOBBER!", while Miz continues his promo, throwing a "and no, I am not a jobber" between sentences. The guy then starts shouting "DANIEL BRYAN BEAT YOUR ASS!", and Miz stays in character, saying Bryan isn't a good wrestler and isn't employed by WWE, then continues on his way explaining how awesome he is. It cuts to later on when Miz is signing autographs, and the kid goes "YOU'D JOB TO LOW-KI!" and Miz replies something I can't quite hear, ending with his "Really? REALLY?". Then this: Miz: You're coming up with these one liners, and you're really trying really hard- Douchenozzle: No, YOU try really hard! On... The Microphone! *looks proud of his awesome comeback* Miz: You're using my own lines against me! Then they start talking over each other for a bit, and Miz tells the kid to get in line and wait his turn so that they can actually talk. The guy says he has one question, Miz lets him ask it, and he goes "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LAY DOWN FOR BUFF BAGWELL?!" Miz replies "I dunno, when he turns 20? He's like 50 years old, he doesn't even wrestle anymore, can he even walk?!" The kid then demands that the camera guy focus on him, saying "THE MIZ DON'T GET NO CAMERA TIME!" Then there's a shot of him standing in line waiting for an autograph from, in his words, "The Jiz". He then explains that Miz can't autograph any of the COOL pages of his program, but that he can have the Harvest Moon page or the page for the inflatable racecar, for some reason. He then says, with a completely straight face, "That guy's a piece of s***, he's a jabroni!" and rants about how Miz came from the Real World and ended up being a main eventer. Then it cuts ahead a few minutes to when he's at the front of the line. He says he respects Eve, "unlike The Miz" and starts telling Eve how much he hates Miz. He tells Miz he can't wrestle, to which Miz replies "And that's why I'm the United States Champion?" Guy says that the US championship is "held by jobbers" and that Miz will never be World Champion. Miz then asks who his favorite Superstar is, and the guy goes "I DON'T LIKE SUPERSTARS, I LIKE WRESTLERS!" so Miz rephrases, asking him who his favorite "rassler" is. The guy replies "Chris Benoit" and there's a fraction of a second of awkwardness, but Miz just says "Good for you," and goes on to tell the guy that they don't "rassle", that they're performers. The guy then goes "YOU TALKIN' s*** ABOUT JIM CROCKET PROMOTIONS? WCW? JIM CROCKET PROMOTIONS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JIM CROCKET IS?!" Miz starts replying, but the guy interrupts him and says "You're not a performer! You're a Real World washup!" and Miz retorts that he was one of the biggest stars ever on Real World. The guy interrupts Miz again, saying that the Divas belt is better than the US belt, says something about Eve (couldn't hear what), and Miz replies "She was trained by the Gracies. She's a champion. I'd let her beat me." The guy walks away while Miz is talking. The camera then cuts to him talking to a security guard, going "I have one more question!", and the guard says he has to get back in line, then says "actually, no, we're cutting the line off. You can't go back." Total class by Miz in the way he handled the situation. thanks man
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Post by spagett on Jun 28, 2010 4:43:28 GMT -5
I do give some big props to Miz for keeping his cool and playing off the guy. But here's the thing... I think it's a bit harsh for you guys to call the guy a jerk or a douche. Isn't that what's supposed to be great about pro wrestling... the idea that you can cheer or boo at whoever you want. You can let your voice be heard. Just because the guy had the balls to actually confront Miz he's suddenly a douche? In my opinion he's not. He's just a fan who actually got to give a piece of his mind. He is a douche though. It's fine to boo and shout things at the show but it was an informal signing at some convention. A relaxed atmosphere and this idiot thinks he's being funny or cool by ruining it for everyone. I normally defend any crowd that cheers for whoever they want heel or face. But there's nothing brave about this guy did. It was just pointless, if he doesn't like the Miz why is he waiting in line to see him. I don't like Triple H, if he was at a signing booth I wouldn't go to see him because I don't like him. Thats what this dreadlocked guy should have done, but he had the sole intention of trying to make the Miz look silly.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 28, 2010 4:49:07 GMT -5
What really grinded my gears was the way he kept looking around at the people around him as if to say "Look how cool and edgy I am!" It doesn't help that each of his retorts fell flat on their faces.
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Jun 28, 2010 4:57:14 GMT -5
What a douche. Just wanted some of that internet money.
Well done to Miz for handling him though.
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Post by cobrafan on Jun 28, 2010 7:10:11 GMT -5
Good God...I don't like Miz either but I certainly wouldn't make such a fool out of myself like this idiot did. Guys like that are an embarrassment to fans everywhere and are the reason most people loathe internet fans.
I hope this guy really takes a look at himself and realizes what an idiot he made out of himself for basically nothing.
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Post by Reg the Veg on Jun 28, 2010 7:52:14 GMT -5
i understand everyone has the right to an opinion and all, but it just seemed like he was ruining the experience for everyone else. i've never been to a WWE autograph signing before, and would love to go one day, but if something like that was happening in the line, i'd probably go home. it's embarassing, awkward and i don't want to see that kind of thing. even if miz was a rubbish wrestler (which he isn't IMO), he's still probably a cool guy in real life, not to mention the fact that while he's "stinking up the ring", he's risking his health, wellbeing and life to entertain you. as wrestling fans we owe a debt to everyone from bret hart to the great khali for doing what they do, and we owe the courtesy to one another not to ruin things like this for other fans.
not to mention the fact that even outside the context of verbally abusing a successul entertainer, the heckler is still unfunny and annoying. at least be a creative douche, shouting "JOBBER!" repeatedly and throwing out some late WCW references makes you come across as an annoying prick without a life, contrasting with the miz, who came across as charming, funny, and a class act for not punching the bloke in the face.
no wonder people look down upon wrestling fans when there's morons like this abusing the people who do so much for us.
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Post by acid on Jun 28, 2010 8:00:18 GMT -5
Someone on another forum actually knew the guy and taped it on his hand-cam. He wanted everyone to see how his pal "annihilated" The Miz.
He was received about as poorly there as he was here.
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Post by Dub H on Jun 28, 2010 9:33:10 GMT -5
he not only dissed Miz,he also dissed HARVEST MOON.
No gamer can diss harvest moon
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