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Post by Arturo Classico on Jun 2, 2010 17:31:32 GMT -5
So with last night announcing the season of NXT it seemed that more than usual the joke about the WWE name generator finally seemed like a legit thing. First the son of one of the best IC Champions of all time Joe Hennig, which sounds cool and marketable to....Micheal McGillicutty.
Than you have the son of Mike Rotunda a multi-time tag champ go from Duke Rotunda, again awesome to the very odd Husky Harris which sounds like more of a description that a wrestling name. Hopefully they'll change it too "Husky" Duke Harris, which would be way better.
Than finally the worst of all of them the new Braden Walker we go from Johnny Prime to Luck Cannon. I mean is WWE even trying anymore? How is someone going to get over as Husky Harris or Lucky Cannon? Awful.
Anyway I thought we could play a fun game and do a random name generator for current WWE wrestlers my fist one is a new name for CM Punk.
He is the Straight Edge Punk Rocker, Hayden Laskoskie!
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Jun 2, 2010 17:49:00 GMT -5
Undertaker's new name will be Spooky McCreepy.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2010 17:55:40 GMT -5
I actually made one of these once using some website, but then there was some sort of glitch and so I gave up on it.
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Jun 2, 2010 18:55:20 GMT -5
Kane gets a last name... ...Fused
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jun 2, 2010 18:57:24 GMT -5
John Cena's new name will be Darren Young.
Wait...
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jun 2, 2010 19:00:31 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston is now Hank Haley
Evan Bourne is now Timmy Terwilliger
The Miz is now Baron McQuik
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
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Post by Abadebe on Jun 2, 2010 19:25:27 GMT -5
Randy Orton is now Markham Langdonson. Edge is now Clifton Fender. Rey Mysterio is now Josephus Carrachio.
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Post by DSR on Jun 2, 2010 19:26:35 GMT -5
Bret Hart is now Chesterfield St. Leroy.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jun 2, 2010 20:14:17 GMT -5
Chavo Gurrero=Zutroy.
Vince: Thats it Zutroy. Job every week and each week you'll get a shiny penny.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jun 2, 2010 20:30:19 GMT -5
Triple H is now Sledge Buryall
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jun 2, 2010 20:44:00 GMT -5
Kane is now Petey Gilch.
Jericho is now Ernest Mitchinson.
Dolph Ziggler is now........ well that name sucks bad enough already.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 2, 2010 22:07:47 GMT -5
Edge is now Sexton Hardcastle. Wait...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 2, 2010 22:12:42 GMT -5
Charles Robinson is now Jim Joyce
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
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Post by Tapout on Jun 2, 2010 22:45:09 GMT -5
Mark Henry is now Tyrese O'Predator
Christian is now Beauford Bootie-Pasté
Chris Jericho is now Hamster McSlamster
Matt Striker is now Talkstoomuch Nevershutsup
Edge is now Professor Dingle
Michael Cole is now early 1990s R&B sensation CeCe Peniston
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Post by captaineasychord on Jun 4, 2010 11:20:16 GMT -5
Check out thewrestlingfan.com. Some of the results I got included; "Rick Thickneck" "Hans McGuillicuty" "Shooter Bulkhead"
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Post by Thynny Fat Ass on Jun 4, 2010 11:46:51 GMT -5
Michael Cole is now early 1990s R&B sensation CeCe Peniston Made me do one of those unexpected "snort" laughs. Thanks. Meanwhile, Christian is now Mallard Spartran William Regal is now Prince Horatio Featherbottom The Great Khali is now Rick Bellingham R-Truth is now K-Kwik. Oh, wait.
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Post by Thynny Fat Ass on Jun 4, 2010 11:48:22 GMT -5
And Triple H is now Terra Rysin. Wow.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 4, 2010 12:25:01 GMT -5
John Cena is now Robert Van Winkle
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jun 4, 2010 12:45:51 GMT -5
Husky Harris is now Tommy Dreamer.
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jun 4, 2010 12:52:34 GMT -5
Undertaker is "Friendly" Mark Calloway. Triple H is Horri Fyin. John Cena is Billy "The Marine" McQueen. Sheamus is Mickey McFinnigan.
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