Demented
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Post by Demented on Jul 27, 2010 23:15:02 GMT -5
Cena: "ASK HIM!" Jericho: "That's my line."
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 27, 2010 23:17:04 GMT -5
For everyone who boycotted Raw, yes....that is definitely the Rock against Randy Orton. YOU MISSED IT!
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Post by Trent Valentine on Jul 27, 2010 23:17:53 GMT -5
"The General Manager has told me to inform you John that I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!"
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jul 27, 2010 23:34:44 GMT -5
Cena: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Face Orton loves the fans thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Jul 27, 2010 23:35:24 GMT -5
Jericho: Mr. Cole, your word is "vintage." Cole: Vintage. V-i-n-t-a-g-e. Vintage. Jericho: Very good, M... Cole: UNDERTAKER! Jericho: ...Mr. Cole. Mr. Cena, your word is... Cena: THE CHAMP IS HERE! Jericho: Actually, your word is "rutabaga." Also, are you aware you're currently holding a microphone? Cena: THUGANOMICS! Jericho: *sigh* I need to get back to Smackdown.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 28, 2010 0:42:41 GMT -5
Sheamus would not let Kanye FINISH his beatdown of Randy Orton.
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 28, 2010 0:51:00 GMT -5
"I dreamed a dream in time gone by When hope was high And life worth living I dreamed that love would never die..."
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 28, 2010 1:07:48 GMT -5
alright I didn't factor in how long this would take: Randy Orton ruins Sheamus' Mission Impossible audition. Miz: I want to *looks at hand* cash in my....crap *reads off hand* Money in the Bank briefcase! Ref: IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT DANIELSON GOT FIRED! We're all Fabio! Khali: *big yawn* Another day down at the gravel pit. Edge was not happy about the rocket that misfired and wound up right up his ass. Khali: *sings* I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE! AND PARTY EVERY DAY! Yoshi: WTF R U? Tarver: A cat Old Man-a's In Pajamas. He's jumpin off the ropes. 6 members of Nexus watch The Human Centipede for the first time. Slater: I'm a troll man! The FULL Monty! Nikki Bella does her Rebecca Sealfon impression. Nikki: We love the precious. Lady Gaga and Beyonce perform "Telephone" live on Raw It was about that time that Alicia realized that Jillian was choking and that she didn't know the Heimlich maneuver Fan: HEY! That black guy is trying to abduct that child! R-Truth: F*** Morrison: When I find the guy who stole my Mach 3....I swear to GOD! R-Truth: Ooooooh, Cole farted! John Morrison baffles R-Truth with the "I've got your nose" trick. And R-Truth tries to cheat by picking both paper and scissors at the same time. Edge sexually harasses Great Khali on live television in front of millions. Truth: No wait! It's just my thumb! I didn't really take your nose. See? It's not there. I was confused by it at first too.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 28, 2010 1:22:03 GMT -5
Shameaus showed that he wasn't a fan of Carlton Banks.
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Post by judodave on Jul 28, 2010 3:34:38 GMT -5
One for the first one:
Cena: THE CHAMP IS HERE!
NC: I AM ACTING!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 28, 2010 6:07:54 GMT -5
Khali's having those DragonForce hallucinations again. EDIT: By the way, it's great to have the caption thread back after all this time. I remember when there used to be one every week back in 2005-2006...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 28, 2010 6:17:23 GMT -5
Tarver: What the F**K?! Gabriel: I'll never eat chocolate ice cream again! Sheffield: Is that... is that?! Black Cena: I can think of at least two things wrong with this match. Barrett: *is enjoying it* Otunga: *prepares to masturbate*
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Post by angryauthor on Jul 28, 2010 6:41:10 GMT -5
That entire post (not reposting for obvious bandwidth reasons) was just brilliant. Bravo!
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Post by Trent Valentine on Jul 28, 2010 9:55:22 GMT -5
Sheamus tells Jimmy Uso in his own way that The Mean Street Posse were no longer cool. To everyone's confusion, Miz decided to do The Robot before he pinned Sheamus. Morrison: No, YOUR gimmick sucks!
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Post by judodave on Jul 28, 2010 10:15:47 GMT -5
MT: Err, why is the titentron showing 2 Girls 1 Cup?! JG: Oh god that's wrong on so many levals! SS: So what are we going to sing again? HS: Wade said it was going to be Run To The Hills. The intro to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley plays.HS: DUDE! NOT COOL!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 28, 2010 10:50:24 GMT -5
The Great Khali (thinking): "It's not fair, Hulk Hogan could do a leg drop and makle it look so easy. Why can't I?"
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Post by Trent Valentine on Jul 28, 2010 10:54:29 GMT -5
Jillian: Okay...a Black Woman and a White Supremacist walk into a bar..stop me if you have heard this one...
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jul 28, 2010 11:28:21 GMT -5
"THIS is how you do a Headlock, Randy!! And you're a Main Eventer???"
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jul 28, 2010 11:41:53 GMT -5
Ok you picked a really bad time to do a Trust Fall, Randy.
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Das Einhorn
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Post by Das Einhorn on Jul 28, 2010 11:55:56 GMT -5
Please welcome Raw guest host, Mr. Kim Jong-il!
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