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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 15, 2010 5:39:17 GMT -5
Mr. Tarver, could you please do that rape face of yours again?
(takes picture)
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Post by Dub H on Jul 15, 2010 5:55:17 GMT -5
I think it's pretty lame that from the sound of this, they can be nice, but have to say "I'm not allowed to give autographs". ...that said, in lieu of an autograph, I'd let Michael Tarver hit me with a knockout punch. Way better than an autograph. ;D And they should give to you "I got punched by Tarver and all i got is this t-shirt!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2010 6:11:44 GMT -5
They should just write a giant N and walk away. I could see them getting in trouble if an African American child asked for an autograph. I'm just sayin'. Considering half of Nexus is black and another of them's from Africa, I think they'd be okay. "Whayere's Cena?! Whayere's Cena's locka room?!"
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jul 15, 2010 9:03:55 GMT -5
I didn't even know he was sick. Actually, having a dead person host Raw would be really entertaining in my sick little head. Kind of a "Monday at Bernie's" idea. Edit: I just imagined the strangest idea ever. It involves Santino standing behind a fence pretending to be Wilson because no one has the balls to tell Vince that his choice for guest host has been dead for years. Didn't Vince suggest bringing in Ray Combs a while back? Vince brought Combs in for Survivor Series 1996. He did the ring annoucing for the Hart Family vs. The King's Knights match.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jul 15, 2010 9:05:40 GMT -5
Ok, you know what would be awesome? Arrange for Nexus to beat the s*** out of another wrestler in public. At an airport or something, arrange with the location, obviously. Don't film it or anything, but perhaps time it so that a local news team or at least someone with a camera picks it up. (So the only people in on it are the Nexus, the guy getting beaten, and the airport staff.) That would at least get them a quick mention on mainstream TV. (Like TMZ or E, one of those soul-destroying, suicide-rate-increasing TV shows that they want to get noticing them.) It would work better than getting Wilson from Home Improvement to host Raw. I think Wilson from Home Improvement is dead, anyway. Sadly, this is true. Earl Hindman, a.k.a Wison Wilson on Home Improvement, died of lung cancer several years ago.
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Post by theryno665 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16:37 GMT -5
This is the best thing I've heard since the office telling Eugene to stay in character in public.
And I'm not being sarcastic either.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 15, 2010 12:27:24 GMT -5
Ok, you know what would be awesome? Arrange for Nexus to beat the s*** out of another wrestler in public. At an airport or something, arrange with the location, obviously. Don't film it or anything, but perhaps time it so that a local news team or at least someone with a camera picks it up. (So the only people in on it are the Nexus, the guy getting beaten, and the airport staff.) That would at least get them a quick mention on mainstream TV. (Like TMZ or E, one of those soul-destroying, suicide-rate-increasing TV shows that they want to get noticing them.) It would work better than getting Wilson from Home Improvement to host Raw. How can I let this get no-sold? Imagine Truth is scheduled to return at Summerslam. As he's walking through the airport to get to the hotel the night before, the Nexus, in street clothes and Nexus armbands, jump him. An "amateur cameraman" tapes the footage and it gets national publicity. Instant buyrates! ...if it was Cena who was beat down. Mind you, it'd be awesome to have some variety like they were doing last week.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jul 15, 2010 12:39:10 GMT -5
oh god this is hilarious
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Post by DSR on Jul 15, 2010 12:43:25 GMT -5
Didn't Vince suggest bringing in Ray Combs a while back? Vince brought Combs in for Survivor Series 1996. He did the ring annoucing for the Hart Family vs. The King's Knights match. I'm aware of that (though I think that was actually Survivor Series 93 or 94). But there was also the story recently of Vince suggesting Ray Combs come in as a Raw guest host. Someone quickly alerted Vince to the fact Combs has been dead for almost 20 years.
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Post by leilaorton on Jul 15, 2010 12:45:51 GMT -5
HEY MR. TARVER, JOHN CENA IS MY FRIEND! CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH? ...... *RAPEFACE* I thought he was going to rape yoshi... I was scared for his innocence..
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Post by Sparvid on Jul 15, 2010 13:01:42 GMT -5
If you see Nexus in public... Do like the WWE Champion and run for the hills!
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 15, 2010 13:03:46 GMT -5
This is the best thing I've heard since the office telling Eugene to stay in character in public. And I'm not being sarcastic either. I think that was his idea. also Hello. I'm the Doctor We're Nexus. Basically... run.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jul 15, 2010 16:39:57 GMT -5
I want to walk up next to them and walk with them wearing the Nexus shirt and armband
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 15, 2010 17:47:28 GMT -5
"Mr Barret, can I have an autograph?"
*Wade, Skip, Heath ,Tarver ,Otunga and young beat him down.*
"UNGAHHH! Wait, isn't their usually seven of yo..."
*Gabriel fly's down from above and lands on him, as the rest of The Nexus look into the sky wondering where he came from*
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jul 15, 2010 18:30:39 GMT -5
They should tape a segment with Nexus walking into the arena when a "fan" comes up to Barrett and asks for an autograph. They all surround the "fan" and beat him down.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2010 3:59:01 GMT -5
This is the best thing I've heard since the office telling Eugene to stay in character in public. And I'm not being sarcastic either. How about Vito wearing a dress in public?
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