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Post by Aceorton on Jul 3, 2010 1:28:43 GMT -5
After his release from prison in 1967, Ken Patera won the bronze medal in Greco-Roman wrestling at the Mexico City Olympics using his signature move, the Convict Clutch.
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 3, 2010 1:37:42 GMT -5
Sheamus is 1/3 leprechaun on his mother's side. Hornswaggle of course, is full leprechaun.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jul 3, 2010 11:03:40 GMT -5
Knowing that his home world was doomed, an alien scientist built a rocketship that would bring his only son to Earth. Once the ship landed in West Newbury, Massachsettes, the baby inside was adopted by a family loving family who aised him as their own, naming him John. As the child grew, he began to display abilities that weren't native to the people of Earth. Wanting to use his powers for good, John decided to become a professional wrestler, and stop all evil in theworld.
Around the time the alien craft landed on a Earth, a young boy in North Carolina witnessed the murder of his family, as they were leaving a professional wrestling event. As the young man stood over the lifeless bodies of his parents, he developed two things: a severe eating disorder, and the ability to never die. This young boy grew up to be Matt Hardy.
After graduating Harvard at age 12, winning an Olympic gold medal by 20, and making his first billion by 30, Rey Mysterio decided that he had nothing left to accomlish in his life, and decided to committ suicide. As he was about to do a seated-senton off a bridge, Rey noticed a woman attempting to end her life the same way he had planned. Not having an understading why, Mysterio decided to save the woman from ending her life. Discovering a new passion for giving others hope and strength, Rey Mysterio put on a mask, and entered the world of professional wrestling.
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 3, 2010 11:12:44 GMT -5
John Cena is an android. He has evolved from the very robotic "Prototype" to what he is now---a kid's marketing machine. Darren Young is another android named "WordLife2."
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jul 3, 2010 13:01:43 GMT -5
Around the time the alien craft landed on a Earth, a young boy in North Carolina witnessed the murder of his family, as they were leaving a professional wrestling event. As the young man stood over the lifeless bodies of his parents, he developed two things: a severe eating disorder, and the ability to never die. This young boy grew up to be Matt Hardy. Win.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jul 3, 2010 13:04:15 GMT -5
At Wrestlemania 20, Triple H lost the WHC backstage. He couldn't find it anywhere. At Summerslam 2004, Randy Orton found it backstage and was declared champion.
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 3, 2010 16:48:18 GMT -5
All the disputed Ric Flair title runs took place in an alternate dimension where he wrestled Taka Michinoku for the AWA Championship.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 3, 2010 17:31:47 GMT -5
Matt Hardy loves cookies!
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 3, 2010 17:55:45 GMT -5
It's called the Camel Clutch because it was developed by a Camel Cigarettes executive who wanted to punish employees who blew the whistle on big tobacco.
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Post by Aceorton on Jul 3, 2010 18:53:23 GMT -5
The New Age Outlaws were initially managed/mentored by Ron Bass, who went by "The Old Age Outlaw." After a few weeks, they turned on him by throwing him in a Dumpster filled with manure. He returned after the Royal Rumble with a French Canadian separatist gimmick and managed the Quebecers until his contract expired in March 1998.
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 3, 2010 19:06:59 GMT -5
Harley Race likes to race Harleys.
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Das Einhorn
Bubba Ho-Tep
WC's biggest BACON mark
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Post by Das Einhorn on Jul 4, 2010 4:09:38 GMT -5
This was too good to pass up...
On a routine expedition to the moon, a team of astronauts unwittingly uncovered the dumpster tomb of Vickie Guererro! This prompted Vince to recruit five WWE Superstars (with attitude!) Kofi Kingston was granted the powers of the mighty mastodon! Gail Kim was granted the powers of the saber-toothed tiger! Evan Bourne was granted the powers of the triceratops! Natalya was granted the powers of the pterodactyl! And finally John Cena was granted the powers of the tyrannosaurus-rex! Together they are the Mighty Wrestlin' Power Rangers! It's Wrestlin' time!
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jul 4, 2010 5:42:00 GMT -5
Eddy Guerrero Brian Pillman Owen Hart Chris Benoit Bam Bam Bigelow Brian Adams Davey Boy Smith Yokozuna Earthquake
and others are all on a secret island training the next wave of new supserstars. They are secretly working to launch a new promotion and will take the wrestling world by storm.
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Jul 4, 2010 10:11:31 GMT -5
It really was Snitsky's fault.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jul 4, 2010 11:39:42 GMT -5
High School teacher Gregory Helms was desperately looking for a way to reach his class, when he came up with the idea of taking them on a weekend trip to geographically survey a nearby desert. On the ride home, the class' bus broke down, and Mr. Helms got out to try and find some help. While walking through the night, Mr. Helms noticed a bright light in the sky, which came to him, with the inhabitants telling him that they want him to make the world a better place. To do this, the inhabitants of the ship gave him a green and black suit that, when worn, gave him superpowers. Rather than fight the evils of the world, Mr. Helms decided to become a professional wrestler.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Jul 4, 2010 15:45:24 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan never wrestled in high school gyms, in fact he was never an indy wrestler, he is in fact Michael Cole's estranged son.
Wade Barrett is actually from the year 1776 and was really a German.
Darren Young is John Cena's brother.
Heath Slater takes steroids when Nexus are off-screen and comes out as WWE Champion Sheamus.
Michael Tarver is a billionaire married to Jennifer Hudson.
David Otunga is married to a rock and hangs out with Spongebob Squarepants.
Justin Gabriel is really Asian.
Skip Sheffield is really Stone Cold on steroids.
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Magic Voice
Tommy Wiseau
A Fool For You Anyway
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Post by Magic Voice on Jul 4, 2010 16:56:02 GMT -5
Lex Luger won the WWF Championship after body slaming Yokozuna. it was an epic encounter.
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Magic Voice
Tommy Wiseau
A Fool For You Anyway
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Post by Magic Voice on Jul 4, 2010 17:08:41 GMT -5
Tekno Team 2000 were really a Tag Team from the future that got trapped in a cross dimensional cross rip in time that sent them back to 1995 were they dominated WWF Tag ranks
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jul 4, 2010 17:24:24 GMT -5
This was too good to pass up... On a routine expedition to the moon, a team of astronauts unwittingly uncovered the dumpster tomb of Vickie Guererro! This prompted Vince to recruit five WWE Superstars (with attitude!) Kofi Kingston was granted the powers of the mighty mastodon! Gail Kim was granted the powers of the saber-toothed tiger! Evan Bourne was granted the powers of the triceratops! Natalya was granted the powers of the pterodactyl! And finally John Cena was granted the powers of the tyrannosaurus-rex! Together they are the Mighty Wrestlin' Power Rangers! It's Wrestlin' time! When Vickie saw that it doesn't matters how many odds were against the the MWPR, they will always overcome them, she saw a light of hope when a new wreslter wrestler called Matt Hardy arrived at Titan Towers High School. Matt faces John Cena in a Wrestling tournament, catching the attention of both, Natalya and the evil Vickie Guerrero. Matt Wrasslin's talent equaled that of Cena, prompting Vickie to turn him into the Green Power Ranger. Vickie had a great idea to make Matt loyal to her, He offered him a 10 year Ticket to eat everything what he wants at McDonalds, which matt accepted. Following a battle against the Edge heads to test his skills, Matt's given mission is to destroy Vince, the Titan Towers, and the Power Rangers, leaving the world without sports entertainment. Matt succeeds with the majority of his mission, blowing Vince's limo, demolishing Titan Towers, and infecting Pat Patterson with a virus. His Green Ranger powers give him an added tool not possessed by the other Rangers, the ability to never die. Added to this is the ability to eat all what he wants in an hour, leaving the rangers without food after eating all the catering. Thanks to all this abilities, John and Company are not able to beat Matt In a last attempt to beat the Green Ranger, John fights Matt alone in a final battle that sees Matt narrowly outmatch Tommy overcoming ridiculous odd, after telling Matt the the McDonalds ticket only was valid on sundays an for ordering a cheeseburger without soda or frenc fries. After being revealed the truth, a furious Matt decides to punish the damn bastard of Vickie Guerrero for fooling him. Matt agrees to Vince 's rules as for being a Power Ranger, signing a 3 year contract with full access to catering with a 90 day no compete clausule in case of he decides to leaves the team to join VR Troopers with Nasty Attitude
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