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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 11:08:31 GMT -5
You would like to think so, but I have some insider information from the office of Leonard F. Chikarason HIMSELF revealing who Team Full House's opening round opponents will be... That's right, it's a reunion of the deadliest kind as TFH faces a Freebird type team of Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, and Mary Kate AND Ashley Olson! Not only could MK and A pull a Killer Bees on the refs, the boys will also have to contend with the 5th memeber of the team: Jodie Sweetin's sweater meat! And there is always the possible threat/distraction that one Ms. Kimmy Gibbler could be in attendance! Look out, Commish!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 12, 2008 11:26:16 GMT -5
You would like to think so, but I have some insider information from the office of Leonard F. Chikarason HIMSELF revealing who Team Full House's opening round opponents will be... That's right, it's a reunion of the deadliest kind as TFH faces a Freebird type team of Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, and Mary Kate AND Ashley Olson! Not only could MK and A pull a Killer Bees on the refs, the boys will also have to contend with the 5th memeber of the team: Jodie Sweetin's sweater meat! And there is always the possible threat/distraction that one Ms. Kimmy Gibbler could be in attendance! Look out, Commish! And with that post, Sawkeshi Morishima becomes my new hero for the day. Congrats.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 11:34:32 GMT -5
You would like to think so, but I have some insider information from the office of Leonard F. Chikarason HIMSELF revealing who Team Full House's opening round opponents will be... That's right, it's a reunion of the deadliest kind as TFH faces a Freebird type team of Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, and Mary Kate AND Ashley Olson! Not only could MK and A pull a Killer Bees on the refs, the boys will also have to contend with the 5th memeber of the team: Jodie Sweetin's sweater meat! And there is always the possible threat/distraction that one Ms. Kimmy Gibbler could be in attendance! Look out, Commish! And with that post, Sawkeshi Morishima becomes my new hero for the day. Congrats. Just the day? *Taps foot*
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 12, 2008 11:35:12 GMT -5
And with that post, Sawkeshi Morishima becomes my new hero for the day. Congrats. Just the day? *Taps foot* Honestly, unless something comes along to top it soon, probably the week, maybe the month.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 12, 2008 12:00:03 GMT -5
They fight demons and vampires on a regular basis. But, can they handle walking ice cream and giant ants? Well, yeah, most likely. I mean, they fight f***ING VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!!!! HELL, TWO OF THEM ARE VAMPIRES!!!! Though, the only thing that could stop them is Angel and Spike bitching over who loves Buffy more. Anyway, Team Buffy is coming to CHIKARA! Behold, the power of the darkside! With two sith lords and a vicious bounty hunter (well, he's says he's vicious, but that Sarlaac says otherwise), the Empire looks to bring power of the darkside of the force to CHIKARA!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2008 12:20:51 GMT -5
Team 3T - Terminator's from all over unite to participate in KOT08. T101: Back and ready for action after becoming a high ranking political office on the west coast amongst the unsuspecting humans. T1000: Joining forces with his longtime enemy T101, the T1000's liquid metal body should prove a force to be reckoned with and matches Ophedian in his slipperiness. TOK715 (Model: Cameron): The newest and some would argue deadliest Terminator on the scene, TOK715's full capacity for destruction is yet unknown.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 12, 2008 12:35:46 GMT -5
Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find almost anything. However, these guys aren't in Sin City anymore. And, while they are use to dealing with booze, babes, and bullets, can they handle ice cream, ants, and communist cows? We'll see as Team Sin City come to CHIKARA. SUPERMAN, BATMAN, AND WONDER WOMAN IN CHIKARA!!!! *head explodes* Not only is DC Comics represented, but so is Marvel. We got Spider-Man and The Hulk, though we wanted Iron Man. However, Joe Quesada insisted that we take Wolverine instead. Frankly, we only agreed because he wouldn't stop bitching and crying! Anyway, Team Marvel plans on winning the King Of Trios. And, if they don't, Mephisto will change the timeline and make sure that they do win. Straight from THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!! We have a lazy oaf, a sexy cyclops, and fiery latino robot! Planet Express looks to be a favorite in the King Of Trios. And, even if they don't win, Bender will leave with the wallets of all the other competitors.
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Post by MGH on Feb 12, 2008 12:41:25 GMT -5
OWWWW, have mercy Philadelphia!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 12, 2008 12:51:14 GMT -5
OWWWW, have mercy Philadelphia! God, I wish.
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Post by krazysane on Feb 12, 2008 12:58:01 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 14:14:18 GMT -5
Straight from THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!! We have a lazy oaf, a sexy cyclops, and fiery latino robot! Planet Express looks to be a favorite in the King Of Trios. And, even if they don't win, Bender will leave with the wallets of all the other competitors. That should really be Captain Yesterday, Cloberella, and Robot King/El Zilcho. Although this gives me an idea for a new one.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 14:30:38 GMT -5
They didn't have far to travel to Philly, since they're based in New York City...NEW New York City, 3000 years in the future! Consisting of the not-from-around-here Foreigner, the soulless puppet known as Destructor, and team leader/source of fear for straight bots eveywhere the Gender Bender, Team Ultimate Robot Fighting League has got to be the can't miss pick to win the tournament, since they're robots and can feel no pain. Perhaps only team Kaiju could possibly outclass the droids on the roids. Or perhaps the Olsons and Brodie Lee (that COLIN Olson seems to be really resillient...)
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 12, 2008 14:36:02 GMT -5
They didn't have far to travel to Philly, since they're based in New York City...NEW New York City, 3000 years in the future! Consisting of the not-from-around-here Foreigner, the soulless puppet known as Destructor, and team leader/source of fear for straight bots eveywhere the Gender Bender, Team Ultimate Robot Fighting League has got to be the can't miss pick to win the tournament, since they're robots and can feel no pain. Perhaps only team Kaiju could possibly outclass the droids on the roids. Or perhaps the Olsons and Brodie Lee (that Shane Olson seems to be really resillient...) Shane Olsen???
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 14:45:57 GMT -5
They didn't have far to travel to Philly, since they're based in New York City...NEW New York City, 3000 years in the future! Consisting of the not-from-around-here Foreigner, the soulless puppet known as Destructor, and team leader/source of fear for straight bots eveywhere the Gender Bender, Team Ultimate Robot Fighting League has got to be the can't miss pick to win the tournament, since they're robots and can feel no pain. Perhaps only team Kaiju could possibly outclass the droids on the roids. Or perhaps the Olsons and Brodie Lee (that Shane Olson seems to be really resillient...) Shane Olsen??? I mean Colin. I really need a factchecker.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 12, 2008 15:25:26 GMT -5
also they're only 1000 years in the future, being from the year 3000 and all...but anyway. From the year 200X, which is sometime in the next 2 years I hope, we have Team Light. Named after Doctor Thomas Light who designed the competitors, the team consists of Rock a.k.a. Mega Man, his sister Roll, and their older brother Blues a.k.a Proto Man. While a formidable force on their own, between both Mega Man and Proto Man alone they could take this tournament...if Proto Man ever decides to stick long enough to help that is. From even further in the theoretical future, from the year 21XX, we have the Maverick Hunters team. Consisting of Mega Man X, Zero (the only being ever to die and come back more times than The Undertaker) and Axl, this trio looks to not only take down the team from their past, but also every other team in the tourney.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 15:55:06 GMT -5
They're Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
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Post by imnotbooked on Feb 12, 2008 16:09:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2008 16:15:05 GMT -5
Team The Joke Writes Itself.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 12, 2008 16:18:37 GMT -5
We need Shiek, Luger, and Steiner as Team Incoherence 2: The Reckoning.
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