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Post by joeskvorecky on Sept 30, 2010 21:24:49 GMT -5
Strip clubs are depressing. Lots of coked out girls who got kicked out of their homes for having bad boyfriends -- or women who left home due to abuse.
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 30, 2010 21:26:06 GMT -5
You got to go in there with a lot of money if u want to have a good time
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Sept 30, 2010 21:29:36 GMT -5
I enjoy the hell out of a good one. Boosts morale Boosts other things too, or so I've heard.
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Post by hajimenoippo on Sept 30, 2010 21:40:24 GMT -5
I actually was thinking of going to one since theres one about 5 or so minutes from where I live. Then I thought wait a sec. I have the internet and virtual nudity works just fine with me and I can actually like what I see with pretty much any variety of girl I want free of charge to boot. So why bother with the real thing besides the chance of meeting strippers i guess if thats your thing? because i'm single and 3 for one lap dances are a steal.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Sept 30, 2010 21:59:10 GMT -5
I actually was thinking of going to one since theres one about 5 or so minutes from where I live. Then I thought wait a sec. I have the internet and virtual nudity works just fine with me and I can actually like what I see with pretty much any variety of girl I want free of charge to boot. So why bother with the real thing besides the chance of meeting strippers i guess if thats your thing? because i'm single and 3 for one lap dances are a steal. Damn 3 for 1? One pro and two trainees or what?
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Post by hajimenoippo on Sept 30, 2010 22:34:29 GMT -5
No bro. 3 lapdances for 4 bucks, hands everywhere.
some strip clubs are awesome. I knew this one girl from elementary through high school and she did not tell me what i couldn't do so i did a lot. stopping there so not to CSB myself. I did not opt for the champagne room
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Oct 1, 2010 0:26:51 GMT -5
Use the Purell.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Oct 1, 2010 2:23:34 GMT -5
Like H-Fist said, it depends on what strip club. They closed one in Memphis called Platinum Plus, because it was a glorified brothel. Heck, they even had live HLA (And I don't mean just kissing either.) on stage. All the girls were really hot too. that makes me a sad panda
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Post by nate5054 on Oct 1, 2010 2:52:01 GMT -5
I actually was thinking of going to one since theres one about 5 or so minutes from where I live. Then I thought wait a sec. I have the internet and virtual nudity works just fine with me and I can actually like what I see with pretty much any variety of girl I want free of charge to boot. So why bother with the real thing besides the chance of meeting strippers i guess if thats your thing? I never understood the appeal of strip clubs either. It's like going to a steakhouse and being able to look at and smell the steak, and that's it.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 1, 2010 4:42:47 GMT -5
It's kind of fun. I mean, there's naked chicks and booze, that's fun right there. Just remember, many, many, many drinks into the night she doesn't look the same as she does with zero beers.
I mean, I go like once every few years, but it's a good time out. Plus, you always get at least one story.
Like, I always bite my nails. Especially when I'm not smoking. One time I was at the strip club and this stripper is doing her thing, like a ways away from me. I'm biting my nails. She stops her dance entirely, looks at me and says something. I didn't hear it, so I asked her to repeat it. I thought she had said, "do I make you horny?". She didn't, but I said, "Yeah!", you know, to be nice.
So I asked my friend who was next to me, "what did she say?" He says, "she asked if she made you hungry, because you were biting your nails."
"Oh."
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Post by Throwback on Oct 1, 2010 5:07:25 GMT -5
well, you can go out drinking at a bar where there's nothing to look at but other drunk guys
or you can go out drinking at a strip club where you can see boobs.
But if you prefer to drink at home and look at porn. have at it.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 1, 2010 7:58:54 GMT -5
Just don't see the point, I've been once, it was fine, but I don't need to go again, if I'm spending money to see boobs, I want to be able to touch them at least.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 1, 2010 8:00:25 GMT -5
not my thing personally. I have my reasons, though. maybe some day I will go. until then I have pr0n.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Oct 1, 2010 9:19:23 GMT -5
It's kind of fun. I mean, there's naked chicks and booze, that's fun right there. Just remember, many, many, many drinks into the night she doesn't look the same as she does with zero beers. I mean, I go like once every few years, but it's a good time out. Plus, you always get at least one story. Like, I always bite my nails. Especially when I'm not smoking. One time I was at the strip club and this stripper is doing her thing, like a ways away from me. I'm biting my nails. She stops her dance entirely, looks at me and says something. I didn't hear it, so I asked her to repeat it. I thought she had said, "do I make you horny?". She didn't, but I said, "Yeah!", you know, to be nice. So I asked my friend who was next to me, "what did she say?" He says, "she asked if she made you hungry, because you were biting your nails." "Oh." "Well, you do make me want to eat something...." ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2010 9:42:34 GMT -5
That question makes me laugh!
I like boobs and hanging out. Of course I like going to strip clubs.
What I don't understand is a bar - without naked chicks running around and dancing on stage.
I mean, you want to talk about a waste of money? Drinking overpriced liquor with a bunch of other guys and no naked chicks - that's a waste of money.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Oct 1, 2010 11:21:24 GMT -5
I just found out through facebook that a girl that I used to go to high school with is currently a stripper in PA.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Oct 1, 2010 12:46:55 GMT -5
I'd say that if there are 5 within minutes of you, the answer to your question is yes, people still go there. Apparently enough in your area to support 5 of them.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 1, 2010 16:57:29 GMT -5
As someone whose had nothing but virtual nudity in front of them in their life, I can tell you that there is a reason people want the real thing. lol Virtual is a nice way to tide you over it, but long term fulfillment it does not give.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 1, 2010 17:05:44 GMT -5
I've never been to a strip joint in my life. I'm kinda scared to go Then again, I've never bought a porno mag either because I'm scared to walk up to the counter with one. I once tried, I ended up quickly abandoning the mag in a different aisle when other people entered the store because I didn't want them to see what I was buying XD
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Oct 1, 2010 17:30:11 GMT -5
I don't drink, and the one time I saw a stripper live I was in a bad way emotionally, so it didn't work out to be a fun experience.
Also, good to know that Platinum Plus is a CHAIN. The one here (also gone) was once advertising a contest where you either show off your rear end or tiny boobs (I could never tell if the ad was saying "butts" or "buds"), and the winner of the...tournament or whatever was given the money for a breast enhancement. Seriously.
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