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Post by Raja Lion on Aug 30, 2010 1:16:19 GMT -5
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Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 30, 2010 1:21:34 GMT -5
And for some reason I'm picturing Matt spending 2 hours in Photoshop making that, printing out 100 of them with his phone number scribbled on the back, and handing them out to women downtown.
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Post by Raja Lion on Aug 30, 2010 1:23:30 GMT -5
It takes a while to decide on impact with italics.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Aug 30, 2010 1:48:48 GMT -5
"The name's Hardy. Matt Hardy. I'll have a vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. Also give me 4 slices of pizza, an order of wings, french fries, onion rings, 3 hot dogs, 2 hamburgers, and a bag of pork rinds."
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Post by templesofsyrinx on Aug 30, 2010 3:05:29 GMT -5
More eloquent a man there has never been.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Aug 30, 2010 4:27:16 GMT -5
nothing turns the ladies on more than roses and handguns...
..and really internety usernames applied to real life.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 30, 2010 7:30:36 GMT -5
I never thought about it before, but now the Mercury SES thing makes so much sense, moreso than just his problems with painkillers.
If you'd spent a good portion of your life around Matt, Jeff, Shannon, and Shane, that might just be enough to make you shave your head and fall into the arms of a loudmouthed greasebag, too.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 30, 2010 9:57:16 GMT -5
It is like a Matt Hardy student film.
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Post by Loud $ound Ziggy, or The $hady on Aug 30, 2010 10:01:29 GMT -5
You googled Matt Hardy fat to see this. I know, because I did, too.
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Post by Trent Valentine on Aug 30, 2010 12:54:27 GMT -5
Ah, Matt is a Guns N Roses fan...
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Post by jadison on Aug 30, 2010 14:47:23 GMT -5
The fact that Matt thinks "the angelic diablo" is a cool nickname completely justifies his lack of push.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 30, 2010 14:59:09 GMT -5
It's like... Spanish for an angelic fighting chicken.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Aug 30, 2010 15:06:02 GMT -5
It's like... Spanish for an angelic fighting chicken. El Pollo Diablo! The mystical creature that terrorizes the citizens of Pluder Island! |
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Post by Big L on Aug 30, 2010 19:23:09 GMT -5
what the hell
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Post by Bake Or Die on Aug 30, 2010 19:25:28 GMT -5
His head looks too big for his neck.
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Post by Raja Lion on Aug 31, 2010 7:12:42 GMT -5
I think we should all support the idea of Matt Hardy taking over as Photoshop King.  If you watch this while listening to dance music, you will have wasted time and nothing special will happen.  |
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Post by Junkenstein on Aug 31, 2010 10:36:40 GMT -5
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Aug 31, 2010 10:38:24 GMT -5
"The name's Hardy. Matt Hardy. I'll have a vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. Also give me 4 whole pizzas, an order of wings, french fries, onion rings, 3 hot dogs, 2 hamburgers, and a bag of pork rinds." Fixed. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Aug 31, 2010 10:42:10 GMT -5
The fact that Matt thinks "the angelic diablo" is a cool nickname completely justifies his lack of push. He must have been baked when he picked that nickname. |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 31, 2010 10:55:18 GMT -5
"Strange Matt Hardy" is... kinda redundant, no? I mean, he's been strange for a long-ass while, now. =P
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