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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 18:58:22 GMT -5
i have no dragons.. judge dredd sentenced them to death... the bastard. I'm sorry about that, you wern't able to get the geese back to Dredd in time? he wanted blackjack and strippers this time for some rea... hey that wasnt judge dredd.... aw damnit.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 3, 2011 18:58:30 GMT -5
The key seems stuck. Why do your keys say "Shannon"? I have no acceptable answer.
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Post by Raul on Jan 3, 2011 18:59:01 GMT -5
I am starting like where this thread is going
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:00:59 GMT -5
I'm sorry about that, you wern't able to get the geese back to Dredd in time? he wanted blackjack and strippers this time for some rea... hey that wasnt judge dredd.... aw damnit. You gave the blackjack and stripper away. How am I going to do the living room whilst eating my favourite sweets?! I HATE YOU, I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH UNCLE SHANNON!
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:01:37 GMT -5
Why do your keys say "Shannon"? I have no acceptable answer. thats what happens when you dont do as i ask.... you get renamed shannon. you dont even get to use capital letters either.
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:05:48 GMT -5
When did you get the power over capital letters? Your from Blackburn, you just got electricity 2 years ago and 90% of the population thought it was witchcraft
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 3, 2011 19:09:06 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:10:04 GMT -5
we burned the electricity at the stake for it being witchcraft, and well it caused bird flu, and to cut a long story short i was given mastery of capital letters and a magic 8 ball.... sadly i had that burned at the stake as well because that sure as hell was witchcraft.
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:12:46 GMT -5
we burned the electricity at the stake for it being witchcraft, and well it caused bird flu, and to cut a long story short i was given mastery of capital letters and a magic 8 ball.... sadly i had that burned at the stake as well because that sure as hell was witchcraft. Shouldn't bird flu be called eletric avenflu then?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:17:35 GMT -5
nope it only affected goats, why it was called bird flu i'll never know.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 3, 2011 19:20:09 GMT -5
What about the men who stare at goats?
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:22:35 GMT -5
What about the men who stare at goats? They got goat herpes, there stare wasn't natural and there instincts got the best of him!
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:23:48 GMT -5
that sounds like witchcraft... get the bonfire ready
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:24:56 GMT -5
that sounds like witchcraft... get the bonfire ready You can't just keep burning ever.... Wait a second, my mum isn't at Mars is she?!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 3, 2011 19:27:22 GMT -5
If she is, ask her to get us some free candy.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:28:42 GMT -5
uhhhh.......
uhhhhhh....
hey ....look its alan shearer........
*runs away*
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:33:11 GMT -5
uhhhh....... uhhhhhh.... hey ....look its alan shearer........ *runs away* Erm, why are you distracting me with Nazi Shearer?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:37:27 GMT -5
why not?
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2011 19:40:28 GMT -5
Because not only does he promote Nazism whilst celebrating goals, he also hates you for stealing Gazza and attempting to make him play for Blackburn by offerering him larger, fishing rods, chicken and a robe.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2011 19:43:22 GMT -5
well the local brewery needs a mascot and gazza needs a job.... and mr shearer has one, sure it's holding gary linakers ears up but its a job.
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