Paul
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Post by Paul on Oct 16, 2010 9:19:16 GMT -5
I always liked the out of control teen shows with the big, angry black drill sergent guy who would lay a verbal smackdown on the stupid teens. That guy was awesome.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Oct 16, 2010 9:19:30 GMT -5
He stopped doing the Tranny shows he used to have all the time. I really miss those.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Oct 16, 2010 9:28:11 GMT -5
It seems mean but I love it when he tortures those people that are scared of inanimate objects like cotton balls and pickles.
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Post by Hypnotix on Oct 16, 2010 10:48:19 GMT -5
I always liked the out of control teen shows with the big, angry black drill sergent guy who would lay a verbal smackdown on the stupid teens. That guy was awesome. D West. I like it when he takes people to prison for a first-hand look at their future.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Oct 16, 2010 10:59:13 GMT -5
He stopped doing the Tranny shows he used to have all the time. I really miss those. I avoided them like the plague, I didn't want my penis confused about what it found attractive. However, those shows did give me the phrase "That's a MAN, Maury!". So I'll always have that.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 16, 2010 15:38:03 GMT -5
I always felt bad for the women who the whole audience thought was really a man.
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mattperiolat
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Post by mattperiolat on Oct 16, 2010 15:44:26 GMT -5
I always liked the out of control teen shows with the big, angry black drill sergent guy who would lay a verbal smackdown on the stupid teens. That guy was awesome. But what was funny about that stuff is SOME of the teens who were "wild" appeared to be just pro wrestling fans with the crotch chops and the catch phrases. Interesting, huh? My all time favorite "exposure" moment was actually a Jerry Springer show where a boy confronts a girl about still sleeping with 20 guys or something like that, then after yelling at her, he just turns and says "Hey, how ya doing, Jerry?" Never laughed harder in my life.
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Paul
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Post by Paul on Oct 16, 2010 15:50:25 GMT -5
I always liked the out of control teen shows with the big, angry black drill sergent guy who would lay a verbal smackdown on the stupid teens. That guy was awesome. D West. I like it when he takes people to prison for a first-hand look at their future. That's him! I was blanking on his name. Yeah, I think if I was some punk kid, going to prison would scare me straight in no time.
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Post by Lazy peon on Oct 16, 2010 15:55:02 GMT -5
walks from behind the stage.... *Middle finger to crowd SHUT UP! SHUT UP! WHATEVAH! I DO WHAT I WANT!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 16, 2010 15:56:42 GMT -5
Has anyone seen Maury's 'replacement'? She like some British black chick.
I've seen her guest host a few times.
And that Dr. Gardere gives some of the most hackneyed advice imaginable.
"Now Rusty here has cheated with your mother. sister, AND your dog...you need to leave him!"
Gee, really? Thanks, doc.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Oct 16, 2010 18:31:08 GMT -5
I love how everyone on this show gives Heel Promos during the paternity shows
And this is probably the greatest moment ever on the Maury Show, dude started dancing like he he just won the lottery
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 16, 2010 19:37:55 GMT -5
Yeah how come the women who has had 20 paterenity test that have come back negative never becomes the heel? That irks me too. It's amazing how biased his show is: Scenario 1: Woman accuses husband/boyfriend of cheating. Man comes out, crowd tears him a new one. Maury does nothing. Scenario 2: Begins with a guy in tears because he thinks his wife/girlfriend is cheating. Woman comes out, crowd jeers. Maury immediately jumps in with "Oh come on, we don't need that." The wild teen shows are by far the best, although I hate how everything is magically resolved in an hour. It was better when things were spread out over two episodes, so you had to wait to see if they had really changed. And I miss the days when they had destructive 8-and 9-year-olds on the show. In closing:
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