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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2011 20:06:30 GMT -5
Finally, the silence shall be broken! Your Champion of Honor is back at one hundred and fifty percent and ready to take on the world!
Jono, buddy old pal, how'd you like my little surprise on Monday? I know it seems kind of strange, someone with my standards of honor, being associated with the lawless likes of the Pantheon. But when Lodi invited me to be on his team, how could I refuse? World title opportunities are few and far between. And when my team wins this match, I'll be one step closer to the World Championship.
As for you Jono, I see you've made friends with my next challenger, Mad Pirate Mulligan. Normally, I wouldn't root for you, but in this case, I hope you do some damage. Not that I need the advantage or anything, but any extra "help" I get along the way is always welcomed.
But keep your eyes open, pal. Because you never know what other surprises I might have in store for you. Because if you thought Monday was bad....
You haven't seen anything yet. It's strange to me too after we spent all that time at each other's throats, M, but the past is the past. I can't deny your skill, man. You even had Jono begging you to tag with him even though he hated your guts. Unless you're planning to turn on us like you did on him for some reason, I don't think Lodi could've made a better pick! Well I can't say I don't have a track record for turning on people, but I give you my word, I'm a team player all the way.
And hey, you and Johnny aren't too shabby either. You have to be the most dominant team we've had here in ages. You guys have beaten no less than six main event level opponents, three veterans in Metal, Square, and The General, not to mention Mulligan.
Plus having been in the ring with Colt countless times, I'm completely confident in our chances Monday night.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 24, 2011 20:37:41 GMT -5
(OOC: Funny thing is, the name Jeremy is actually a reference to that very song. And Square, do you mind holding off on the LGBT bashing? Some of us actually are LGBT.)
Uhh, Ryan.. maybe the only person I've beaten is CageKing, but that's because the only person I've actually FACED since I came to this company is CageKing. To take some immortal words from BTO: baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet. I'm going to leave Blood, lying in a pool of blood.
And you can take THAT ...to the Grave.
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Post by Square on Feb 24, 2011 20:56:05 GMT -5
(OOC: Funny thing is, the name Jeremy is actually a reference to that very song. And Square, do you mind holding off on the LGBT bashing? Some of us actually are LGBT.) Uhh, Ryan.. maybe the only person I've beaten is CageKing, but that's because the only person I've actually FACED since I came to this company is CageKing. To take some immortal words from BTO: baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet. I'm going to leave Blood, lying in a pool of blood. And you can take THAT ...to the Grave. (Really, I didn't think it was bashing more just making fun of how the two characters were like "oh your so great" etc like a couple would. I'll change it now)
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 24, 2011 21:03:53 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! People from all over the world! I ask that you take a seat and keep your eyes on the TV screen: Super Masked Hero X, HARDCORE CHAMPION, defender of love and peace, king of the galaxy, King of Dance... I the Masked Hero has entered the building, ready to rock!
I've fought wrestlers, and I've fought hardcore wrestlers. I've fought dinosaurs, giant angry jellyfish, demons from the darkest pits in the unknown, and big green things with teeth. And then I've fought bigger things, more green and more teeth, but I think, I really think that this is the first time I fight a General Monkey. I FOUGHT KING KONG, but that's a different thing.
I shall assume that General Monkey is the big boss of all the monkeys, like King Kong and those flying monkeys with funny hats... but that does not matter! General Monkey, Monkey General, King Kong General... in the end, he's the challenger to the HARDCORE CHAMPION, SUPER MASKED HERO ME!
I'll fight him the same way I fight wrestlers, and dinosaurs, and really big green things with big teeth: I beat them up with my HERO SPIRIT and THE FIRE OF JUSTICE and TEN THOUSAND CHAIR SHOT. And I will win, of course! SUPER DINO FIGHTING HERO X!
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Post by General Adam on Feb 24, 2011 22:01:10 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! People from all over the world! I ask that you take a seat and keep your eyes on the TV screen: Super Masked Hero X, HARDCORE CHAMPION, defender of love and peace, king of the galaxy, King of Dance... I the Masked Hero has entered the building, ready to rock!
I've fought wrestlers, and I've fought hardcore wrestlers. I've fought dinosaurs, giant angry jellyfish, demons from the darkest pits in the unknown, and big green things with teeth. And then I've fought bigger things, more green and more teeth, but I think, I really think that this is the first time I fight a General Monkey. I FOUGHT KING KONG, but that's a different thing.
I shall assume that General Monkey is the big boss of all the monkeys, like King Kong and those flying monkeys with funny hats... but that does not matter! General Monkey, Monkey General, King Kong General... in the end, he's the challenger to the HARDCORE CHAMPION, SUPER MASKED HERO ME!
I'll fight him the same way I fight wrestlers, and dinosaurs, and really big green things with big teeth: I beat them up with my HERO SPIRIT and THE FIRE OF JUSTICE and TEN THOUSAND CHAIR SHOT. And I will win, of course! SUPER DINO FIGHTING HERO X! *The General is still holding the wind up monkey* Wind up monkey: Assuming direct control. We are the General of the monkey army. We will crush your hero spirit, douse your fire of justice, and counter you ten thousand chair shots with eleven thousand chair shots. We will become the WWCF hardcore champion for the second time and your so called "superpowers" will not stop us.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2011 12:21:06 GMT -5
*In the ring, we see Seth and Jessica in the ring as Mr. E and U.N. Owen are next to them and all four are surrounded by cops.*
Seth: I tried to be nice and give Aleistor and Descent a week in advance to do the right thing, and yet those two still have Shaelin held captive. So here is what is going to happen now, I have officially requested and have been granted a warrant for Aleistor's arrest.
Unless of course, you want to release Shaelin now, but if you don't and you somehow survive the cops' interogation tactics (trust me, they are not kind), you will have until Ernest Goes To Wargames before I send Descent to jail.
Jessica: Now I am sure the two are wondering why I am having Aleistor arrested now. The simple answer is fear.
My lawyers have informed me that if Descent is arrested, then Lodi's Flock has a right to have a replacement. However, it did not say who could name said replacement. So if Descent is arrested, then Seth and I will be officially naming Aleistor Draven as Descent's replacement.
So we will see if Aleistor is not just a bully who picks on women or if he is exactly that.
Seth: So Aleistor, the cops would like to have a word with you and they are going to hall your ass to jail and you are going to be held for 24 hours, which allows these cops to do whatever they can to grill any information out of you involving Shaelin's whereabouts.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 25, 2011 12:48:53 GMT -5
OOC: Is Parts Unknown in some other country where torturing prisoners is totally legal, where cops can do literally anything they want to you after they arrest you and you're lucky if you "survive" an interrogation? I'm sorry, I know we want to stay away from politics here, but that's f***ed up.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2011 13:08:07 GMT -5
OOC: Is Parts Unknown in some other country where torturing prisoners is totally legal, where cops can do literally anything they want to you after they arrest you and you're lucky if you "survive" an interrogation? I'm sorry, I know we want to stay away from politics here, but that's f***ed up. OOC: It is just Seth trying to intimidate the two to get the results he wants. But there are interogations that do go on with cops and honestly, I dont know the rules of procedure. But it is usual for someone to say "surviving interogations".
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 25, 2011 21:06:09 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! People from all over the world! I ask that you take a seat and keep your eyes on the TV screen: Super Masked Hero X, HARDCORE CHAMPION, defender of love and peace, king of the galaxy, King of Dance... I the Masked Hero has entered the building, ready to rock!
I've fought wrestlers, and I've fought hardcore wrestlers. I've fought dinosaurs, giant angry jellyfish, demons from the darkest pits in the unknown, and big green things with teeth. And then I've fought bigger things, more green and more teeth, but I think, I really think that this is the first time I fight a General Monkey. I FOUGHT KING KONG, but that's a different thing.
I shall assume that General Monkey is the big boss of all the monkeys, like King Kong and those flying monkeys with funny hats... but that does not matter! General Monkey, Monkey General, King Kong General... in the end, he's the challenger to the HARDCORE CHAMPION, SUPER MASKED HERO ME!
I'll fight him the same way I fight wrestlers, and dinosaurs, and really big green things with big teeth: I beat them up with my HERO SPIRIT and THE FIRE OF JUSTICE and TEN THOUSAND CHAIR SHOT. And I will win, of course! SUPER DINO FIGHTING HERO X! *The General is still holding the wind up monkey* Wind up monkey: Assuming direct control. We are the General of the monkey army. We will crush your hero spirit, douse your fire of justice, and counter you ten thousand chair shots with eleven thousand chair shots. We will become the WWCF hardcore champion for the second time and your so called "superpowers" will not stop us. A Monkey Man and his Monkey Toy has no chance against THE HERO. Eleven-thousand chair shots? It will take FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND EIGHTY-EIGHT AND ONE-THIRD chair shots before yours truly would feel a thing, ha ha ha! You might as well spit at sun when you say that my FIRE OF JUSTICE could be extinguished... for my heart is hotter, hotter, HOTTER than the core of an exploding star... HOTTER than the PASSION of a young couple ready to take on the world... HOTTER than the hottest hot thing you could think of, plus one! I AM A BLAZING STAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
I am... UNCRUSHABLE, and I am the Masked Hero X, SUPER HARDCORE CHAMPION!
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Post by General Adam on Feb 25, 2011 21:40:16 GMT -5
*The General is still holding the wind up monkey* Wind up monkey: Assuming direct control. We are the General of the monkey army. We will crush your hero spirit, douse your fire of justice, and counter you ten thousand chair shots with eleven thousand chair shots. We will become the WWCF hardcore champion for the second time and your so called "superpowers" will not stop us. A Monkey Man and his Monkey Toy has no chance against THE HERO. Eleven-thousand chair shots? It will take FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND EIGHTY-EIGHT AND ONE-THIRD chair shots before yours truly would feel a thing, ha ha ha! You might as well spit at sun when you say that my FIRE OF JUSTICE could be extinguished... for my heart is hotter, hotter, HOTTER than the core of an exploding star... HOTTER than the PASSION of a young couple ready to take on the world... HOTTER than the hottest hot thing you could think of, plus one! I AM A BLAZING STAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
I am... UNCRUSHABLE, and I am the Masked Hero X, SUPER HARDCORE CHAMPION!Wind up monkey:Assuming control. You do not scare us. You incoherent rambling and shouting is not showing your competence in the ring. We will stop you once and for all. We will douse your fire and cool you down.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Feb 26, 2011 9:45:32 GMT -5
The Wrestling Messiah is now accepting applications for Whitey, Inc.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2011 19:43:27 GMT -5
Ha ha ha ha. Well, well, well. It looks like Mr. Fight With Honor couldn't stop me. Congrats Evil M. You may have punched in my ticket to a World title...or Interforum title. Whichever title I may or may not be contending for, I have you to think. Why you ask? Because you gave me an unintentional boost. Before you came out, Caleb pretty much handed my ass to me with his greasy, corn-shucking hands.
But THEN, referee John Creed got a big foot to his skull, instantly K.Oing him. Too bad. Now, some might say that I did that on purpose...well, that's for you to judge. Maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I didn't, but whatever the case, you came out there just as I thought you would to try and take me out. And, almost on cue, John Creed gets back up and kicks your stupid ass out. I managed to barely squeak out a win. After that, you and your frienemy Caleb proceed to beat the crud-crap outta me.
But THEN, I got some unexpected help from the Hardcore Stunt-man, Johnathan Michaels. Me and Jono decided to put our differences aside for a few minutes to dole out a beating on you two. Yeah, I know some people were expecting a fatal-four way of some sort, but I didn't go down like that. I respect the hell out of Jono, even if he did nearly end my career. He's got the heart, tenacity, and grit that you NOR Caleb have. He speared my ass off a production truck and I liked it! He looked at me straight in the eyes and did that. You could never do that. Not even if you wanted to. What YOU would do is attack me from behind and then just toss me off. No eye-contact, no show of strength, no nothing.
Face it Evil, you are done. I've proved my point time and time again, but you can't get it through your thick dome that it's over. I've got bigger and better things to move onto, and no matter how hard you try, You CAN'T stop me. Now keep gnawing on that Championship of yours.
As for you, Tyfo, I'll be facing you this Sunday at Earnest Goes To WarGames for a future title opportunity. I've seen you wrestle, and you are damn impressive. You were one of the first guys here. Before I debut back in 2009, you were the main guy that I always wanted to face. And now, I can, for a title shot no less. But believe me, I didn't wanna face you because I admired you, oh no. I wanted to wipe that big smirk off your face every time you came to the ring. You strolled to the ring like you owned the place, chastising the fans on your way. While you were the one I wanted to face when I came here, you were also my most hated superstar. In fact, you might say you were the reason I ever came here. But that's beside the point. We've got a match for a title shot, and I am not going to be stopped. I am finally gonna get to fight you, one on one. And I will NOT disappoint myself.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 28, 2011 20:21:32 GMT -5
*The General is in the locker room. Still holding the wind up monkey*
Wind up monkey: Assuming control of this form.
We are the General of the Monkey Army. Tonight at Ernest goes to War Game or also know as EGTWG, we will win the hardcore championship from the "superhero." We will prove to the WWCF that we are the most powerful force in the WWCF
Wind up monkey: Hmm....that was redundant.
The redundant sentence was redundant. As well as this one.
Wind up monkey: Yes it was General. Now it's time for your nap.
We enjoy the time for napping. More so then the time for eating and the time for using the restroom.
*The General falls asleep while standing.*
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 1, 2011 22:33:02 GMT -5
Hideo, next week, I swear to God, even if I have to drag your old, craggy ass down to the ring, you are going to give me some straight answers.
The last time I saw you, two months ago, I sacrificed a match for the Tag Team championships in order to save you from those two scumbags, Blood and Stone, but they broke your arm all the same.
Ever since then, I've been getting nothing but dirty looks and trash talk thrown my way, I made peace with my old mentor and worst enemy in order to make things right, only to have him stab me in the back.
I cashed in my Inter-Forum title shot and won the belt from CageKing, only to be vilified and ostracized by the rest of the WWCF for simply acting in the spirit of the opportunity, despite the fact that I was nothing but considerate towards CageKing in the aftermath, he was the one who forced me to fight two men at once.
But none of that matters, Hideo, because I am going to give you the oportunity to explain yourself next week, and it had better be good.
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Post by General Adam on Mar 1, 2011 22:40:08 GMT -5
*The General is in the back holding the wind up monkey and the hardcore title.*
Wind up monkey: Assuming control
We are the General of the Monkey Army, and we are once again the WWCF Hardcore champion. We have said that we are the best in the WWCF and this proves it. First it will be the hardcore title, then then the tag team titles, then the inter-forum title, then finally the heavyweight title. We will not be stop for are the General of the Monkey for we are many.
Wind up monkey: Good General. Very good. With your help, I will soon rule the WWCF and everyone in it.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 1, 2011 22:50:51 GMT -5
*Richlen sits in the middle of the warehouse, surrounded by heaters on the floor and on the ceiling, making the place quite cozy, kind of. He is slowly clapping.*
Congratulations, Lodi. You got stuck with half a loaf at WarGames, and while I had hoped that it'd be no loaf at all, it's comforting to know that "Damn Right" Jackson was able to do to you what I will soon do, namely, beat you.
Now for Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone.
Boy, you two sure as hell got lucky in the cage back there. If Cageking hadn't suddenly snapped like he did, the Xtreme Machine and his Mistress Of The Shop would have been cruising towards the Thunderdome. Of course, I can take comfort in the fact that you two are about to be mising a very important part of your luggage, or should I say, PARTS?
I know you've been less than thrilled to see any footage of Shaelin Marie getting involved in a match, and I know you were less than thrilled to see her inexplicably head to the ring at WarGames, but hey, this time I did not ask for her to show up. Alphonzo was supposed to make sure she didn't leave as I didn't want a repeat of what happened a few weeks ago courtesy of Descent, but apparantly somebody was not doing his job.
Now, before you start on about how you want her to stay several states away from you, let me assure you that she is not going to be my tag partner when I take the World Tag Team Championships from you. As I said, I'm still mulling over that decision. But trust me, whoever I pick, he'll be someone who dislikes the Pantheon every bit as much as I do.
The Machine Shop has become part of the headquarters of the Coalition Against the Pantheon, fellas, and you two may want to enjoy your belts while you still can, because the clock ticks away towards your Final Judgment.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Mar 1, 2011 23:17:30 GMT -5
You know what they say about promises, Gus: they're made to be broken. Just ask Cageking.
*Blood smirks at this*
And I'm afraid you won't be able to keep the promise you made here. Do you have any idea who you're up against, Gus? Do you have any idea what it means to face the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?!
Of course you don't. If you did, you wouldn't make silly promises like that and wind up embarrassing yourself.
Now, about Shaelin. You seem to be under the impression that I'm scared of her. Far from it; I know that I can put her down in pretty short order, but I also know that she can be a difference maker in a match. So I'm doing something I wouldn't always be generous enough to do, Gus: I'm giving you fair warning that I have no reservations about hitting a woman if she provokes me.
You saw what DR Jackson did to Allison Sadness earlier tonight? Well, if your girlfriend tries anything funny during our match, then I've got a promise for you: I promise you that I will do WORSE. I promise you that I will HOSPITALIZE her.
Anyway, pick whoever you want as your partner. Naitch, Bergman, Grave, Drakin, your mailman, it makes no difference to me, and it makes no difference to Johnny Stone. Because we are GODS here in the WWCF, Gus! We are UNBEATABLE!
You've turned some heads since you got here, Richlen, but the time is approaching when the so-called "Xtreme Machine" overheats, explodes into a million pieces, and is sold for scrap metal! Better wrestlers than you have tried to defeat Blood & Stone, and every...SINGLE...ONE OF THEM...got utterly destroyed.
And to paraphrase another of the Pantheon, Gus, that's your fate. You chose it. You can't fight it. All you can do is accept it and hope that you recover from your inevitable humiliating defeat at the hands of your betters. This...
*Blood holds up his championship belt and thumps it emphatically*
...is not going ANYWHERE.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 1, 2011 23:43:10 GMT -5
You know what they say about promises, Gus: they're made to be broken. Just ask Cageking.*Blood smirks at this* And I'm afraid you won't be able to keep the promise you made here. Do you have any idea who you're up against, Gus? Do you have any idea what it means to face the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?!
Of course you don't. If you did, you wouldn't make silly promises like that and wind up embarrassing yourself.
Now, about Shaelin. You seem to be under the impression that I'm scared of her. Far from it; I know that I can put her down in pretty short order, but I also know that she can be a difference maker in a match. So I'm doing something I wouldn't always be generous enough to do, Gus: I'm giving you fair warning that I have no reservations about hitting a woman if she provokes me.
You saw what DR Jackson did to Allison Sadness earlier tonight? Well, if your girlfriend tries anything funny during our match, then I've got a promise for you: I promise you that I will do WORSE. I promise you that I will HOSPITALIZE her.
Anyway, pick whoever you want as your partner. Naitch, Bergman, Grave, Drakin, your mailman, it makes no difference to me, and it makes no difference to Johnny Stone. Because we are GODS here in the WWCF, Gus! We are UNBEATABLE!
You've turned some heads since you got here, Richlen, but the time is approaching when the so-called "Xtreme Machine" overheats, explodes into a million pieces, and is sold for scrap metal! Better wrestlers than you have tried to defeat Blood & Stone, and every...SINGLE...ONE OF THEM...got utterly destroyed.
And to paraphrase another of the Pantheon, Gus, that's your fate. You chose it. You can't fight it. All you can do is accept it and hope that you recover from your inevitable humiliating defeat at the hands of your betters. This...*Blood holds up his championship belt and thumps it emphatically* ...is not going ANYWHERE. Nobody ever accused you of being afraid of me, Blood. But you're right about one thing and one thing only: I choose to give Ricky a helping hand, and you may want to get used to the maddening sight of a thousand pink elephants and a thousand steel chains.
As for me, when he and his partner, who could be Naitch or Square or Jonathan Michaels (if he can be convinced to give a minute of his time to help, of course; poor guy has had more than his share of trouble lately) or maybe even Bergman, take those belts from you and put some real honor into them, you can be rest assured that I will be there to cheer them on and celebrate their victory. And if you try anything with me to attempt adversely affect me or the match, you can rest (or not) assured that Ricky is going to unleash everything he can think of on you.
And that weird chick who hangs out with Lodi all the time? I could beat her in a fair fight any day, so don't try comparing her to me.
Like Ricky said, enjoy the belts while you still have them, because you're walking into the Thunderdome without them, because if you cross me or Ricky or anyone allied to him, you're going to run right smack into a red light.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 2, 2011 2:05:44 GMT -5
The blue sky and the endless stars... they cry out in despair! The great hero, yours truly, has lost the battle, and with it he loses the right to call himself hardcore champion X. Congratulations, General Monkey, congratulations on becoming Hardcore General Monkey. This is... a dark day, a dark day indeed... for the heart of all that is good and pure has been struck a blow, and the day is a day of darkness...
However... however... HOWEVER, I am... A HERO! I shall not lie down here doing nothing while the dark night engulfs the day. I am a hero! THE HERO! Today is your win, yes indeed, but you should realize now rather than later that HEROES, especially a HERO like me rise up every time they fall, harder, better, faster, stronger than they were before!
I am like the dawn, General Monkey! A BLAZING DAWN, ready to set the evil shadows of darkness on fire! The fire is once again blazing in my heart, and you shall soon find out that fire blazing and burning away the darkness in yours! That is because I am a Hero! That is because I am Super Masked Hero X!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 2, 2011 14:55:11 GMT -5
Seth: Justice has been done as far as Gus Richlen is concerned, however............I am very disapointed that Team Jackson was betrayed by one of their own and now Blood, Stone, Colt, Descent, & Evil M have oppurtunities at becoming world champion in the Thunderdome.
But that is in two months so this month, we will have a very special trip to the Muppet Theater because for one night only........The Muppets Take WWCF.
Now I do have one match that will be made for this show and that will be the Interforums Champion and traitor Cageking will defend his title against the man he screwed in "The Natural" Jeremy Grave. To avoid any outside interference like there was in the Iron Man Match so in the interest of fairness, I would like the two men to put the title on the line in a steel cage match, but the only way to win this is via pinfall or submission.
There will be more announcements made including who I would like to see face DR Jackson for the World Title.
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