I feel like (possibly) turning heel

[turkeysandwich]

Get a friend to go with you somewhere let them walk a few steps ahead of you, then get them to turn around, as soon as they do use flash paper to throw a fireball in their face.

[FrankGotch]

Why would anyone want to be a heel? Being a self absorbed douche bag who is universally hated doesn't sound like very much fun.

[Chronos]

Crank up your ego and King S*** attitude to such over-the-top levels that they dwarf small planets while wearing sparkly glittery outfits and braiding your new billy-goat beard. (Beard is optional)

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I tried turning heel in real life once by killing a guys dog and then feeding it to him. I went to prison and was raped. But the worst part is the prisoner who raped me never even attempted to establish any form of relationship with me after he got out. So basically what I'm saying is this whole real life heel turn thing is just going to end in heartbreak.

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Nov 8, 2010 15:59:32 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

I tried turning heel in real life once by killing a guys dog and then feeding it to him. I went to prison and was raped. But the worst part is the prisoner who raped me never even attempted to establish any form of relationship with me after he got out. So basically what I'm saying is this whole real life heel turn thing is just going to end in heartbreak.

You're so selfish. Think about the man that you feed the dog to. That guy's never gonna get the recipe right and he'll be haunted by how delicious that sandwich was. That's why we don't eat dogs.

[bibboid]

Jokingly make a bet with a friend for which the winner get his wife's/girlfriend's "services".
Blatantly cheat to win the bet.
Reveal to your friend that you really weren't joking and his wife/girlfriend now belongs to you.
Make her do all sorts of menial tasks and publicly berate her whenever she talks back to you.