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Post by anticonscience on Jul 11, 2006 12:24:01 GMT -5
Lilian Injured By Brett Hoffman July 11, 2006
For those who missed the events that transpired last night on RAW, ring announcer Lilian Garcia was on the receiving end of an unintentional Samoan drop from the 500 pound Viscera during a one-on-one singles match between Big Vis and Charlie Haas.
The two Superstars were battling it out after weeks of disputes over Garcia herself, prompting the embattled ring announcer to step into the ring and call a halt to the action. The RAW veterans briefly discontinued the action to hear what the announcing Diva had to say, only to re-engage seconds later with Lilian still in the ring.
There is an unwritten rule in sports-entertainment that says ring announcers are generally encouraged to stay out of the ring, not only because their duties do not call for it, but also because they can find themselves at risk to the intense physical action taking place. Garcia may have learned that rule the hard way as a confused and ill-sighted Viscera scooped up the petite voice of RAW, and slammed her down with a Samoan Backdrop.
WWE.com has learned that as a result of the maneuver, Lilian has suffered internal injuries. While she did not suffer any broken bones or ribs, she did have the wind knocked out of her and was unable to continue with the show.
Stay tuned to WWE.com for more information on this story as it unfolds
************ wow, even her "internal injuries" are lame
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Post by jcdenton on Jul 11, 2006 12:24:33 GMT -5
wow, she is hurt, DAMN YOU MABLE!!
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Post by anticonscience on Jul 11, 2006 12:26:10 GMT -5
I find it funny that the pic they have to go with the story on the wwe homepage is her being carted off with a neckbrace and everything like she was killed and her diagnosis is GETTING THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HER
next week, watch her be taken away in a body bag after a viscious paper cut
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jul 11, 2006 12:26:39 GMT -5
WORK.
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Post by anticonscience on Jul 11, 2006 12:27:43 GMT -5
duhhhhhh, just sayin that they could have come up with something better than getting the wind knocked out of her considering how they were acting like Vis killed her last night
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Post by midicai on Jul 11, 2006 12:31:02 GMT -5
since when the hell was charlie haas a raw veteran???
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jul 11, 2006 12:42:04 GMT -5
It is pretty funny though. Once Vis lifted her he could not tell the weight difference and proceeded to lay her out.
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Post by OriasPool on Jul 11, 2006 12:47:03 GMT -5
yeah cause it's so hard to tell the difference between a 120 lb screaming woman with smooth skin and petite hands (he grabbed her hand) and a 242 lb grown man with big hands. This is stupid....
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Post by kwydjebo on Jul 11, 2006 14:12:08 GMT -5
I go back to the age old question....
"And the point of all this is......"
Or, to paraphrase RD, "And the Payoff here will be?"
I thought last year's Courtship of Lil by Vic was pointless enough, now, it seems they finally got around to using it to give people some reason to want to see Vis and Hass in action.
So does that mean that now Lil will get someone to go after them? Do we care? Or is this how we're supposed to start hating the new Tagteam "The Love'em and Leave'ems"?
Oh well still not as pointless as the Diva search.....but close....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2006 14:13:15 GMT -5
I thought Lillian was gonna kick Visceria in the nuts as revenge for him dumping her last year
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Post by tardis99 on Jul 11, 2006 14:13:51 GMT -5
Damn this is terrible Get well soon Mike.
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Post by rrm15 on Jul 11, 2006 14:15:01 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm not particularly excited about the impending Haas/Viscera tag team. And where is Val Venis in all this?!?! He has to be dissapointed in his partner....then again, maybe even HE forgot they were a tag-team.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 11, 2006 14:38:17 GMT -5
Lilian will soon manage The Highlanders to take out Vis and Haas. Rory and Robby to the rescue!!!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jul 11, 2006 14:42:10 GMT -5
wow, she is hurt, DAMN YOU MABLE!! Kayfabe! He meant Viscera! Damn you, Viscera!
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Post by Psy on Jul 11, 2006 17:34:01 GMT -5
I want her to announce a match with Umaga, and have Armando rip the card out of her hand, causing a paper cut.
She then falls to the ground writhing and screaming for 10 minutes before they put her in a neckbrace and take her out on a stretcher.
Next week she comes out to cut a promo how Armando tried to f***ing kill her, everybody is trying to kill her, and she's sick of it. She has hired bodyguards to help her do her announcing job without interference, and it turns out to be Ahmed Johnson and Marc Mero.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Jul 11, 2006 17:36:33 GMT -5
coughworkcough
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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 11, 2006 18:05:11 GMT -5
Just was preparing to let them know she was already with Snitsky.
Darn that Samoan Drop, I was denied a great promo...
Snitsky: I know you guys like her but IT ISN'T MY FAULT! It is loves.
Is it sad that I thought up THAT as the ending to this angle...
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Post by Banned Member on Jul 11, 2006 18:35:28 GMT -5
BRING BACK THE FINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2006 19:02:37 GMT -5
I want her to announce a match with Umaga, and have Armando rip the card out of her hand, causing a paper cut. She then falls to the ground writhing and screaming for 10 minutes before they put her in a neckbrace and take her out on a stretcher. Next week she comes out to cut a promo how Armando tried to f***ing kill her, everybody is trying to kill her, and she's sick of it. She has hired bodyguards to help her do her announcing job without interference, and it turns out to be Ahmed Johnson and Marc Mero. With "monster" enforcer Alex Wright. After the trio beats down a victim, Alex would then go into his dance routine with his crotch dangerously close to the fallen opponents face. The feelings of shame combined with confused sexual longings as the victim gazes at Wright's package would lead to storylines that just write themselves!
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jul 11, 2006 19:13:45 GMT -5
I feel all her accidental mishaps should be put on the internet just like the "Lunchtime Suicide". Like Charlie Haas hitting her in the face with a door and people swarming around her making sure she's not dead. Stuff like that would be entertaining to me.
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