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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:19:59 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 245 pounds, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!
JB: And his opponent, from the Deep Blue Sea, weighing 205 pounds, Shark Boy!
Shark Boy v Ric Flair 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Mar 7, 2011 17:23:39 GMT -5
Shark boy with a low blow while the ref wasnt looking.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:34:42 GMT -5
Ric Flair getss Shark Boy down and goes for the Figure Four but Shark Boy kicks Flair off and when Flair comes back off the ropes, Shark boy hits the Shark Bite! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here is your winner, Shark Boy! Tenay: Shark Boy able to see off Ric Flair here tonight. West: But I still think Flair could be a dark horse in the Ultimate X match. Tenay: We'll find out at Destination X. *Daffney is shown sobbing quietly backstage when Lacey Von Erich approaches.* HIYA DAFF....ney.... oh no. What's wrong?Hey, Lace. I'm okay. I just...I miss her.The first week is always the worst. Remember when I got those braces? It was so awful at the beginning. But then it got alot more bearable.I have to keep telling myself. She's better off now. Sometimes you have to do what's right for the people you love. Even if it breaks your heart.Well, maybe things will change. The future is always unknown. Everything can change in an instant. So there is still hope... right?I dunno. Maybe. Thanks, Lace.*Venus comes running up* Hey, there you are!Hiya Venus! What's up?Didn't you hear? We're teaming together against Kong and Madison!You and me? But Traci is my partner...Yeah, I know. It's some stupid thing about how they want to throw us together to build toward the match at the pay-per-view. They were actually gonna team Tara and Traci but I suggested that we should be teaming.Hmmm... yea, I don't think Traci would have liked that at all! *Looks at Venus's outfit, then her own* We sorta clash.I guess. Does it really matter? Um... YES! It defines us! You just can't come out here wearing anything! Look at me... I wear pink! Traci wears black. Taylor wears blue... and Daffney here wears green! Well sometimes I were green. Usually I prefer purple.I noticed.Lacey, you never introduced me. I'm Daffney.Oh I know. Tara told me all about you.Uh oh.Really? What exactly Tara say about me.She said you were a sad, pathetic little girl in the shell of a woman.Uh huh.That you lacked the proper capacity to care about anyone or anything beyond your own sadistic pleasures.Right.You act like you are beyond normal moral structure when in truth you are a sad lonely girl who is screaming at the world for attention.Well that's hurtful. That really us.Oh and she said that you're especially skilled at manipulating others.Well that's just not true. Isn't it, Lace?Noway! Daffney is none of that! Sure Tara and her had some issues in the past, but you shouldn't just use one person's opinion as truth. I've known Daffney for a while and she has never done any of that to me! Its just not true! I dunno if you're the best judge of character. Tara said you were a little, um...how do I put this? Special. Awww... Thanks!No, I mean that...you're kinda slow on the uptake. Huh?Look, you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, okay? You're...Oh, who cares? It doesn't matter what people think about you. All that matters is what you think.Ummm.... I think i'm hungry.See? Nobody cares what Tara has to say. Now you just run along and have your tag match. Okay?Uh...okay?Good.Right. I'll see you out there then, Lacey.*Venus leaves* "YOU'RE WELCOME!"... I hope she and I work well together tonight. If not, we're going to be in alot of trouble. She so tiny, if Kong gets hold of her... she'll squash her like a little bug. Then it would be just me against not only Kong, but Madison too. Kong will be tough enough by herself, but without my partner to take care of Madison, I'll be in alot of trouble. Oh. Am I talking in my head or outside of it? Daffney's looking at me weird again. Maybe she's thinking about what she wants to eat. A banana split sounds really good right now. I hope they have some of those at the food table. *Walks away* *Daffney starts crying again which soons turns into laughter* Oh, Lace. I don't think you'll have to worry about Madison. Nope, nope, nope!*Daffney chuckles to herself as the shot fades out*
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Mar 7, 2011 17:37:55 GMT -5
I completely forgot about that promo.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:39:36 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, AJ Styles!
JB: And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 200 pounds, Okato!
AJ Styles v Okato 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:41:01 GMT -5
I should point out that AJ's opponent was supposed to be Tommy Dreamer but since I've been under the weather the last few days I didn't get the promo done that was going to set this up.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Mar 7, 2011 17:41:15 GMT -5
ZOMG! Okato!
AJ with a pele kick.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 7, 2011 17:43:07 GMT -5
AJ with a Squashacarana.
I'll admit, I completely forgot the show was today. Sorry about that, PN.
My copy of New Vegas showed up early, so that took up all my time this weekend.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Mar 7, 2011 17:49:13 GMT -5
AJ with a Spiral Tap!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:53:25 GMT -5
Okato goes for a hurricanrana but AJ turns it into the Styles Clash!
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JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: Aj gets the victory but he's gotta be looking ahead to his showdown with Raven this Friday. West: Well I tell you, AJ better...
The screen cuts to static, then cuts to Raven, standing outside the Styles house.
Hello again.
As you can see, I decided to pay another visit to the Styles home.
See, AJ and Wendy haven’t been such a happy couple since my last visit.
So I felt I felt like it was my responsibility to come here and try to make things right.
Raven walks up to the door and knocks…
I hope Wendy’s home…
Ajay Styles opens the door.
Hello?
Hey there buddy. Is your mommy home?
Mommy!
Wendy Styles comes to the door.
What is it hon-
What are you doing here?
Hi Wendy.
Ajay, go play with your brothers.
Ajay runs off.
Can I come in?
No!
Wendy pushes Raven back and steps outside.
You have a lot of nerve showing up here!
Whoa. Hang on Wendy. What happened? I thought after my last visit, we were friends.
After you almost ruined my marriage?! Listen to me, I want nothing to do with you!
Wendy, I realize you’re under a lot of stress right now. After all, your husband is fighting for another woman this Friday night…
Stop it.
A woman who still claims is JUST a friend…
STOP IT!!!
And the fact that you won’t be there isn’t making this any easier, I’m sure…
SHUT UP!!!
Just go away!
Wendy, please. I didn’t come here to cause trouble. I actually wanted to invite you to Destination X.
I’m sure you already know I can’t be there. I have the kids, and after school activities, and…
Then bring the kids with you.
I don’t want my kids anywhere near you!
Now get out of here!
Wendy opens the door…
Hey kids!
Ajay and Avery Styles run to the door.
How would you guys like to come see your daddy wrestle Friday night?
Can we? Can we mommy?!
Please mommy? Can we go?
…*sigh* Go play with your brother.
Ajay and Avery run off.
I think they wanna go.
Besides, wouldn‘t you feel better if you‘re there in person?
After all, if AJ‘s telling the truth, and nothing‘s going on, you should have no problem talking him out of the match.
And if you catch them in the act…
…AJ was right about you.
Wendy turns to go inside.
I didn’t hear a no…
Wendy turns around.
*sigh*
We’ll be there.
I hate you.
Wendy goes inside and shuts the door.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 17:57:41 GMT -5
*High Flight are shown backstage.*
Pretty awesome match we've got signed tonight.
Hell yeah. Motor City Young Guns against Matt Hardy and High Flight.
About that... I think we're promoting it wrong.
How do you mean?
This is the first time me and Matt have teamed here. You're telling me the ASCSEY Rush taking on Rob Van Dam and The Hardy Boys doesn't read better.
I thought that was in the past though. High Flight is where it's at.
I don't know man. We've been teaming a while and... I hate to say it but we might be getting kind of lame.
Woah, not cool man. Sure, one or two episodes of Botchamania have featured yours truly and the ladies might be happier now if you kept the shirt on but one thing is for certain. High Flight is not lame.
We are sort of lame.
Have we ever gone on Youtube eating grapes? Have we ever been obsessed with a girl for five years after she dumped us? Have we ever tried to get more followers on Twitter only to be confused for someone in another promotion?
Since when did you have a problem with Matt?
I don't, I just want to make sure you still believe in this team as much as I do.
Of course man, relax.
Oh really? It's just that last time I checked, both you and Matt are in Ultimate X, all three of our opponents are in Ultimate X, even freaking Ric Flair and Shark Boy are in Ultimate X but RVD? No, he's sitting on the side lines again.
You're the one with a freaking world title shot any time you want it.
That doesn't mean I want nights off.
Don't you want to be fresh when you cash it in?
I keep telling you, I'm gonna tell the champ in advance.
Ya know, Jay might be pretty beat up after his match with Abyss. Just saying.
As sweet as it would be for us to both walk out of the same PPV with new titles each, it's not happening.
Fine, let's focus on tonight. You do your thing, we'll do ours.
No, Matt will do his thing. We'll do ours.
Either way, we win tonight. Then I get the X Division title Friday and you get your world title when you see fit.
Sweet. Let's do this thing bro.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:00:03 GMT -5
JB: The following six-man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
JB: His partners, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
JB: And their partner, from Nashiville, Tennesse, weighing 225 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
Eric Young and Motor City Machine Guns v Matt Hardy and High Flight 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Mar 7, 2011 18:03:25 GMT -5
Team Weed hits the ASCSEY Rush with triple Twists of Fate!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 7, 2011 18:08:02 GMT -5
The Hardys hit Poetry in Motion on Sabin, followed by RVD hitting him with a Monkey Flip.
They promo'd, we didn't.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:10:18 GMT -5
And yes, I realise Young's tron doesn't work. I can't find another one.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:17:58 GMT -5
RVD hits a flying kick on Young and then takes out Sabin. Matt Hardy then hits a Twist of Fate on Shelley and his brother follows up with the Swanton!
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JB: Here are your winners, Matt Hardy and High Flight!
Tenay: Matt Hardy and High Flight get the win in this six-man tag match. West: Or you could say RVD and the Hardy Boys won. Tenay: Either way, it'll be every man for himself in Ultimate X.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, WCTNA's only olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle.
The pleasure is all yours, believe me.
This Friday at Destination X, you go one on one with former Chosen member, Kazarian. Tonight, you're on opposite sides of the ring in a tag team match. His partner being Sting, your partner being Mr. Anderson. What are your comments heading into this one?
I don't think you quite understand how impressive me and Mr. Anderson teaming up truly is. You've got the best wrestler WCTNA has ever seen, a multi-time world champion might I add teaming up with the current Legends Champion who could break that glass ceiling any damn second he wanted to. Me and Ken may have had our wars last year but we've put that behind us. Sting and Kaz have nothing in common and I'll be amaze if their egos can co-exist.
With all due respect, you seem a little arrogant.
Wouldn't you be? Everybody knows that I was the star of the Main Event Mafia when it was around and that Stinger is on limited time here as it is. As for Kazarian, for all the classics he's given the X Division and for all the talent he has, he doesn't even come close to some of the things I've done. He thinks Friday will be some big break for him. Nice dream. In reality though, the only thing that's getting broken is somebody's ankle. Tonight, we show why the Stinger should have quit while he was ahead, we show why Kazarian should have quit to begin with and we show the world why Kurt Angle and Mr. Anderson are Chosen.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:20:38 GMT -5
Tonight, once again The Chosen proves why we are the dominant force in TNA.
Kurt and I are about to destroy Sting and Kazarian, and why?
Because we can.
So I guess after tonight, next week I can focus on that big galoot Morgan Jackson, and when I'm through with him, Destination X will be a piece of cake.
Because I AM the TNA Legends Champion
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDERRRRRRRRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:23:18 GMT -5
*The camera cuts to Sting in the back, baseball bat in hand. He turns the corner, grinning as he sees Kazarian.*
"Kaz. Just the man I was looking for."
Sting...why are you speaking with quotations?
"No idea what you're talking about, Frank...anyway, we've got a tough pair of opponents tonight...Anderson and Angle. Now, we're going to need to isolate one of them and wear him down. Angle's older, but Anderson's got a history of injury...I say we cut down Anderson and keep Kurt out of the firing line. Any thoughts from your end?"
Yeah, why do we have to face 2 people with the initials K.A.? What, was WCTNA too busy to book Kirstie Alley while they were at it?!?
*Sting chuckles, shaking his head and looking over at Kazarian.*
"You've got a lot of heart, kid. I like that. Reminds me of this goof that used to run around with bleach-blonde hair and neon facepaint...anyway, I've got confidence in your in-ring abilities. Kazarian, you're no weak link. The Chosen had no idea what sort of talent they were losing...and I think the reason they didn't book Kirstie Alley was that Catering threatened to quit en masse."
She Can't Eat that much though, she's a rep for Bally Total Fitness right?
*Sting shrugs.*
"Not sure. Always been more of a Venice Beach Diet guy myself. The real point I'm trying to make is...we can't underestimate Kurt and Ken. Are you ready to go out there and prove to them you can run with the best?"
Yeah i'm down to run with the best...I don't know how that involves those 2 though
"You're full of piss and vinegar, kid. You know you're good, but let me be the first to tell you that Angle and Anderson can't be underestimated. Angle's a multiple-time World Champion, and Anderson's a dangerous threat on his own. One false move, and you could end up with your ankle snapped or a Mic Check taking you out for the three. Gotta be careful out there. Don't let your cockiness get to your head."
Alright dude, don't trip. We got this ok?
*Sting blinks, rubbing the back of his neck.*
"I wasn't planning on tripping...I think I get what you mean, though. Be ready, kid. They're not going to have any mercy. See you out there, Kaz."
Sting walks away
Why was the dude from Ready 2 Rumble talking to me again?
Kaz shrugs it off and walks away from the scene
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:25:06 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, "The Icon" Sting!
JB: And his partner, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: And his partner, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Mr Anderson & Kurt Angle v Sting & Kazarian 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2011 18:32:30 GMT -5
Hello?
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