Monday NiteRaw, 4/18/2011
We see the closing moments of last weeks show... Seth Drakin calls out WWCF Champion Colt. Seth confronts Colts' recent change and also accuses him of not truly being loyal to Pantheon. Colt cryptically warns Drakin of something... Jackson runs down and has words with Colt, Colt cheap shots Jackson and then security escort Jackson away, leaving Colt alone.
Suddenly Colt lays out Drakin, Blood and Stone lay out his gaurds, and CageKing joins in and they each take turns taking out Seth Drakin and Jessica. The final moments show Colt clocking Drakin with the WWCF title...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Ladies and Gentlemen... last week... we saw some of the most cowardly actions in the history of WWCF. WWCF Champion Colt, WWCF Tag Team Champions Blood and Stone and WWCF Inter-Forum Champion CageKing assaulted Seth Drakin, his men and his lovely wife, brutalised... I have received word that Seth and Jessica are not able to be hear, and we do not know when we'll see them again...
Jesse King: The way I see it, Colt warned Seth. Seth wouldn't listen. He had it coming...
And his wife?
That harlot stuck her nose where it didn't belong...
I'm sorry, I can NOT accept that...
The lights in the arena shut off...
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Choose Your Fate - Escape the Fate
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The crowd explodes into an insane amount of heat. As The Pantheon step out, each with a spotlight over them. As they slowly walk down, the entire WWCF Security squad walk down and escort them down the aisle. When the Pantheon gets into the ring, the security surround it. Colt grabs a mic.
Colt: What you all just beared witness too, was quite possibly the most important moment in WWCF History. That single moment was the moment that not only defined what the WWCF has become, but it's also the moment that marks the beginning of change.
What you saw was not a simple act of violence caused by some vigilantes. No, what you saw... was Fate. It was the culmination of the greatest plan in history.
Because you see... The Pantheon are heralded as the Gods of WWCF, and now it's more than true.
When the curtain raised, the story had a minor character. A quiet, lowly reporter with nowhere to go and by the time the curtain came to a close... He became the White Knight. And with his allies, one part of the new order...
The Pantheon are in charge!The crowd reign down with boos...
WHAT?!?!You heard right folks...By taking out Seth Drakin, his lovely wife and his squad of forgettable goons... The Pantheon are now in control of the WWCF!
And the greatest irony it all, this is all by decree of one Seth Drakin himself!
Let me take you back to a few months ago... Whitey had resurfaced here at WWCF and he immediately challenged Seth's authority, Seth then revealed how the Ladder of Power works here in the WWCF, it was initially a bit of trivia, but the Gods of WWCF saw so much more.
1. The CEO Seth Drakin
2. His wife Jessica Morton
3. The WWCF Champion
4. The WWCF Tag Team Champions
5. The WWCF Inter-Forum Champion...
And it goes on like this. So of course when we heard about this, the Pantheon did some research and it turns out, this was infact the truth. So we then formulated a plan, to ensure we secure positions 3, 4 and 5. All we had to do was eliminate 1 and 2.
Once I let the head of the WWCF Security know of this, I offered him a healthy raise and he made sure that no one could stop this from happening, not even "Damn Right" Jackson.
I never lied when I said that Fate was on our side, it guided us to the three major titles here and has culminated with us taking over the WWCF!
We are in control!The crowd continue to boo, with a loud "WE WANT DRAKIN!" chant breaking out.
My god! Will their genius ever end!*Ryan Blood asks for the mic, and Colt hands it to him*
As I look out onto this WWCF Galaxy, I see a thousand points of MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY! Are you jackasses serious?! "We Want Drakin"?! Were you not watching last week? Hell, were you not watching the CrapTron just a MINUTE ago?! DRAKIN'S GONE! WE DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS, YOU IDIOTS!!!
I want to make something clear to the WWCF locker room, though. The Pantheon can be as benevolent as we are ruthless. Just because we showed Seth Drakin no mercy doesn't mean that you can expect the same thing to happen to you, not unless you ask for it. For some of you, this shift in power will actually benefit you! Case in point: Whitey Fats. Whitey, Seth allowed his personal feelings to get in the way of doing his job. He disliked you so much that he refused to allow you to challenge for a title. Well, you'll be happy to know that The Pantheon has nothing against you, and depending on your performance in the ring rather than how much you suck up to--or antagonize--the boss, there just might be a title shot in your future.
One man who continues to challenge us, who doesn't know when to quit, is Gus Richlen. Richlen, here's a recommendation: don't fight what you can't change, just accept it. The Pantheon is in control, and we're here to stay. You have a choice now: if you don't oppose us, then as far as we're concerned you start with a clean slate. But if you decide to war with us, then you'll regret it. And that, Richlen...is a PROMISE!!!!
And if you don't believe that we're unstoppable, if your battles against us haven't yet convinced you that trying to win againt us is a lost cause, then just watch what Colt, Johnny Stone, and me do inside the Thunderdome next week. You are going to be very thankful that you didn't win a spot inside with us, Richlen.*Colt takes the mic back...*
And now that reminds me... I know what you're thinking. "The plan isn't so perfect, because once you lose the title, you lose the power. And Thunderdome has three men who are against the Pantheon to take that title..."
Well that's where the brilliance knows no limit.
First of all, when we address our opponents.
Jackson; the man who I defeated the for this title. A true monster and the supposed "Favourite". This man has taken me to the limit time and time again, however he has also proven that he is no match for the Pantheon, despite his domination in previous Thunderdome's.
Jeremy Grave; One of the hottest rookies the WWCF has ever seen, when we fought two weeks ago he really impressed a lot of us. But he fell to me one on one, so what can he expect to happen when he has the Youngbloods to contend with aswell.
Then there's Evil M; My oldest friend in this company, we've had many wars together and we've had many wars against each other. He has the second longest title reign of any kind here in the WWCF and loves the monstrous fear that the Thunderdome invokes. But even he can't survive the three of us.
So not only do we have the numbers game on our side... I have one last bit of brilliance to announce in my plan.
The Ladder of Power was declared by Seth Drakin himself when he was number one.
I am now number one, so just like he had the power to create this. I have the power to destroy this!
So I hereby announce that Pantheon are Number 1! Regardless of championships. And while I don't have the power to fire Seth Drakin and Jessica, I do now have the power to demote their ranks of CEO and Mrs CEO to 2 and 3...
Gus, you were right when you said the Inmates were not going to run the asylum. No, The inmates broke out and took over the world instead!
Welcome to the Pantheon's WWCF. Choose your side and Choose Your Fate!*Blood applauds heartily, and then accepts the mic from Colt again*
With you now the new Number 1 guy in the company, I have something I'd like you to consider, Colt.
As you know, this man--*Blood points to Cageking*
--helped us win War Games, and since then he's had Drakin and Richlen and the entire inbred WWCF Galaxy talking about how he was stupid for giving up a spot in the Thunderdome for that world championship around your waist. Now, I think we owe him, and because I feel that way I went on the record saying that if I won the title, Cageking would get the first shot at it.
Seth said he'd make sure it never happened.
But now that Seth's not making the matches any longer, we can repay our debt to Cageking. YOU can repay him, by booking Cageking in a match for the World Heavyweight Championship on the NiteRaw immediately after WrestleCrApocalypse. Make the contract ironclad, so that there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.
Think about it, Colt. This is a good move for more than one reason. First, Drakin's accusation about how you care about nobody but yourself? You'd be proving him wrong if you did this, if you demonstrated that you're willing to defend your championship against Cageking, against one of us, one of your brothers. Second, in the EXTREMELY unlikely event that Jackson, M, or Grave walks out of the Thunderdome with the championship, this would give the Pantheon a chance to get it back just one week later, and a good chance since Cageking's beaten both Evil M and Jeremy Grave since the year began. Third, you'll probably win over some of the boys in the back if they see you're willing to give people opportunities instead of holding them down like that corrupt tyrant Drakin did.
All I'm asking is that you give it some thought, Colt. If you're not convinced now, maybe you will be after you see what Cageking does to DR Jackson later on.*Colt looks pensive, and finally nods as he takes the mic back*
After all you've done for us, Cageking, the least I can do is think about it. I'll have a decision for you by week's end.*As The Pantheon and their security head to the back, the irate fans let them have it with boos, enraged screams, insults, and some children in the crowd are even crying*
I...I don't believe this. COLT and The Pantheon are now running the WWCF!Maybe he'll give me that raise that Drakin wouldn't. He gave one to the head of security, and I'm a MUCH bigger name than whats-his-name.You seriously don't have a problem working for COLT?!Not at all! Who are you to doubt El Dan--I mean Colt?This makes me sick. These people viciously assault not only Seth Drakin, but a woman who was no threat to them, and they get rewarded for it! If there's such a thing as karma, all four of them will be tapeworms in future lives!Oh relax, Gorilla! Ryan Blood vs. Sparks is next! That should be a great match!Right now, Ryan Blood is one of the last people I want to lay eyes on.MICHAEL MUFFER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit!*"Pistol Grip Pump" by RATM*
Introducing first! Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland, and weighing in at 208 lbs....he is one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions...RYAN BLOOD!*Blood strides out to boos from the crowd. Chuckling, he walks down to the ring, where he removes his jacket and championship belt. He raises the latter high above his head and points to it as if to say "Take a good look", to the displeasure of those in attendance. He then hands the belt to referee "Spud" Verne Johnson and waits in the corner*
He could have just stayed in the ring, couldn't he?He's a champion, Gorilla! He deserves a big entrance!And his opponent!*"Pull Me Under" by Dream Theatre*
He hails from Sevierville, Tennessee, and weighs in at 216 lbs...SPARKS!*Sparks walks out to loud cheers from the crowd. He raises his right hand and allows his pet tarantula, Scar, to crawl down from his shoulder and into his palm. Sparks makes his way to the ringside area and places Scar in the glass container waiting for him, before climbing into the ring and engaging in a brief staredown with Blood. He then goes to the center of the ring and raises his arms. Sparks shower down from the ceiling and shoot up from the ring posts. Once the display is finished, Johnson calls for the opening bell*
Sparks vs. Ryan Blood*Sparks and Blood circle one another, and then lock up. Sparks catches Blood in an wristlock and wrenches, Blood rolls through and applies a wristlock of his own before going behind Sparks and catching him in a waistlock for an attempted German suplex into the turnbuckles*
Looks like Blood wants to end this early. Against an opponent like Sparks, he can't afford to waste time, and maybe he realizes that.After what Sparks did to the personification of honor, Evil M, I hope he does lose in less than a minute! The humiliation would be the least he deserves!Would that be the same "personification of honor" who jumped Jonathan Michaels from behind last week, and who turned on JoNo after agreeing to be his tag team partner?The fact that it was Evil M doing those things MAKES them honorable.*Sparks counters by rolling forward and taking Blood with him, however, holding him down as he goes for the pin*
One!
Two!
Kickout!
*Both men up and Blood charges at Sparks, just to run right into an armdrag! Sparks follows it up by going for a legdrop on Blood's arm, but Blood rolls out of the way at the last second! Sparks lands painfully in a sitting position while Blood springs up and goes to blast Sparks in the face with a roundhouse kick, but Sparks throws himself onto his back and Blood's kick whistles past him! Sparks kips up and takes a step back, at the same time as Blood spins around and takes a step back. The two men stare at one another from across the ring, contemplating their next moves...*
It looks like these two competitors are evenly matched so far.*The two lock up again. Blood catches Sparks in a headlock, but he's shoved into the ropes and then irish whipped to the other side of the ring. Blood bounces off the ropes on the opposite side and ducks a savate kick from Sparks. Blood bounces off the ropes again and this time gets hit with a stiff clothesline!*
No!Savate kick missed, but Sparks able to catch Blood on the return.Which SUCKS! Come on Ryan!*Sparks catapults Blood into the turnbuckles--but Blood is able to grab the top ropes and stop himself before he hits! He turns around and throws a superkick at Sparks, which is ducked--mat slam by Sparks!*
Again Sparks has Blood down, although it still seems like this contest could go either way.*Sparks turns Blood over and locks on a crossface! Blood lets out an agonized scream, but doesn't tap, and is eventually able to drag himself to the ropes for the break. Sparks waits until four to let go. As Blood sits up, Sparks goes for a running kick to his face, but Blood rolls out of the way and Sparks' foot gets caught between the ropes! As Sparks untangles himself, Blood rolls him up from behind*
One!
Two!
Kickout!
That was three, you stupid dwarf!"Little person", King.SHUT UP!*As Sparks gets to his feet, Blood blasts him with a rolling elbow! Sparks is stunned and Blood whips him into the corner. Blood charges at him and leaps for a Stinger splash, but Sparks moves and Blood eats turnbuckle! Blood staggers away dazedly, holding his jaw. He turns around only to get taken over by a snap suplex from Sparks! With Blood down, Sparks hits a standing legdrop, and another, and another! Sparks covers*
One!
Two!
Kickout!
That trio of legdrops has Blood on dream street, but he was still able to kick out of the pin attempt.*Sparks goes up top for a moonsault. He flies off the top, but Blood gets his knees up! Sparks rolls away, groaning in pain, as Blood rolls away in the opposite direction*
High risk doesn't pay dividends for Sparks this time!Come on Blood, get up!*The two men both slowly get up, locked in a staredown from the instant they both raise their eyes. As one, they charge at each other and start trading punches! At first the crowd tries to do the "boo/yay" thing, but the fists are flying so quickly that they just give up. Gradually both Blood and Sparks slow down, and both of them groggily nail the other with punches to the head that connect at exactly the same time. Blood staggers back a few steps and falls onto his ass, while Sparks is spun around and winds up leaning on the ropes to remain standing*
Looks like the "move and counter move" stuff is over with, with these two men just unloading on one another!Blood hits harder.Which is why he's the one who fell down, no doubt.*As soon as Blood brings himself to one knee, Sparks has recovered and charges him--Blood with a sidestep and an irish whip into the ropes! Blood nails Sparks with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the return!*
Did you see that?! Have you ever seen such a great backbreaker before?Calm down, Jess.*Blood drags the dazed Sparks into the corner, and hits the German suplex into the turnbuckles! Sparks hits hard and looks out of it as Blood picks him up and sets him on the top rope. Blood climbs up with him--ADH! Cover by Blood*
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Three!
Here is your winner, RYAN BLOOD!Ryan Blood wins with the ADH.Why do you look so unhappy about it, Gorilla? This is great! It means that Ryan Blood just beat Evil M's longtime nemesis, which means he's prepared to face Evil...uh...wait a minute...this isn't great...THIS ISN'T GREAT AT ALL!Heh heh, thanks King, I needed a chuckle considering how this night's gone so far. We're going to take a quick commercial break, fans, and then we'll see the debut of a man who calls himself "The Ultimate Alpha Male", Lou Garou.*Opening to "behind the music" style program as voice over speaks over clips of Monty on virtually every popular game show*
Voiceover: Tonight we look back at the story of Monty Dawson, a television city icon who never reached his full potential. His story is one of early success, fame and wealth, ending in tragedy. Join us, WWCF, as we hear from friends, family and, finally, Monty himself. Are you ready to play the game?
*to be continued*
The following contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit.*Integrel Herd*
Introducing first, Iwate, Japan, weighing in at 180 pounds, Mayor Great BotchSuke!As BotchSuke makes his way to the ring, a fan tries to take his picture, earning him a punch from BotchSuke.
Um…Well… it’s legal in Japan!BotchSuke slides under the ropes into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and attempts a backflip, only to botch it horribly. He quickly gets up and acts as if nothing happened.
And now…
His opponent.
From The Forrest of London, England.
He weighs in at 321 pounds of bulging, violent, ripped muscle.
Tonight he makes his WWCF debut…*Werewolf, Baby*
A white mist fills the arena as Lou Garou crawls out onto the ramp on all fours.
Ladies and gentlemen, he is “The Ultimate Alpha Male” Lou Garou!Garou takes a long sniff of the air before standing up and running towards the ring. He slides under the ropes and leaps to the second turnbuckle. He let’s out a loud howl, then sinks his teeth into the turnbuckle cover!
All week, we’ve been anticipating the debut of Lou Garou.Gorilla, this guy is crazy!Garou spit’s the cover into the audience, then jumps down and glares at BotchSuke.
Garou is staring a hole through the Great BotchSuke!BotchSuke walks over and offers a handshake. Garou responds with a throat thrust, as referee Floyd McLloyd calls for the bell!
Garou hammers away on BotchSuke, then shoots him into the ropes. As BotchSuke bounces back, Garou throws him up in the air and catches him coming down with a European uppercut!
DAMN!He calls that move the Wolfsbane Beatdown!Garou quickly covers his opponent…
1!
BotchSuke kicks out!
Garou pulls BotchSuke up and wraps him in a big bear hug. With the hold locked in tightly, he lifts him up and hit’s a big release belly-to-belly suplex! BotchSuke is somehow able to stand up after that, but Garou lifts him up in a gorilla press!
Garou with one of my favorite maneuvers!He presses him up and down a few times, before dropping him into a fall away slam! BotchSuke is tossed across the ring! Garou crawls over and drives his knee into BotchSuke’s chest, biting the bottom rope as he does so!
“1!
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McLloyd pulls Garou off!
Garou stares at McLloyd, slowly advancing towards him. Floyd backs up, then begins running, with Garou chasing him around the ring!
Big mistake! Never run from a wild animal or a madman!But which one is Lou Garou?Jury’s still out.McLloyd rolls to the outside, only for Garou to follow! McLloyd backs up, but BotchSuke leaps over the top rope, botching an Asai moonsault, catching Garou in the face with his knees! McLloyd rolls back into the ring, as BotchSuke pulls Garou up. As he tosses him back in, we see that Garou is bleeding from the mouth! BotchSuke into the cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Garou slowly starts to get up, as BotchSuke kicks him in the ribs! He pulls Garou up and goes for a slam, but Garou slips out of it and Taz-Plex’s his opponent! Garou sits on the mat and licks his lips, tasting his own blood!
This guy really is out there, Gorilla! He’s enjoying the taste of his own blood! Garou stands up and backs up to the corner. As BotchSuke get’s up, he launches himself into a spear, driving BotchSuke into the opposite turnbuckle, then quickly turns that into a high angled SPINEBUSTER!!!
My gawd! Folks, Lou Garou calls that move The Howling!Cover!
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Here is your winner, “The Ultimate Alpha Male” Lou Garou!McLloyd raises Garou’s hand, but quickly bails out of the ring when Garou pulls away. Garou sits on the mat, tongue hanging out of his mouth, panting.
Holy crap, Gorilla! This Lou Garou is a freakin’ monster!That he is, Jess. I don’t envy anyone who has to step in the ring with this man.
We’ll be right back.The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit.*Old Classy Southern Music*
The crowd boos as Whitey Fats and B.A. Brian Alexander make their way down the ramp.
Introducing first, the team of Whitey Fats and the WWCF Champion of Honor BA Brian Alexander, Whitey Inc!As Whitey poses on the top turnbuckle, Alexander orders the ref to remove his robe. He then grabs the mic from Muffer.
“For the gals that wanna see me……and the Guys that wanna BE me!
I am B.A! B.A! B.A!
Bah! (Flex One Arm)
Bah! (Flex other arm)
Bah! (Flex Both)
BRIAN ALEXANDER!”*DOA*
The entrance way fills with smoke, as Jonathan Michaels enters the arena. On the CrapTron, we then see The Boiler Room Brawler exit the Boiler Room and run towards the ring. When he bursts through the curtain, the music changes to
Rigorous VengeanceAnd their opponents, the team of Jonathan Michaels and The Boiler Room Brawler!We learned last week that The Boiler Room Brawler and Jonathan Michaels will be receiving a shot at the WWCF World Tag Team Championship.Obviously, that doesn’t sit well with Whitey Fats, who is determined to earn a title shot for himself and his stable.Another factor to consider is Jono’s health. Last week he was jumped by Evil M. That arm can’t be a hundred percent.Alexander and Michaels start off the match as Will Alphonzo calls for the opening bell.
The two lock up, Alexander quickly goes behind Jono with a rear waistlock, and takes Michaels to the mat! He stands up and taunts Jono, who get’s to his feet and mockingly applauds him. The two lock up again and Jono hiptosses Alexander! Alexander slowly gets back to his feet and tag’s Whitey.
And now we’re going to see Whitey Fats get a piece of this action!Whitey and Jono tie up. Whitey backs Jono into the ropes, forcing a break. Whitey breaks clean, but then kicks Jono in the midsection! Several punches from Whitey, followed by a DDT! Cover!
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Kickout!
Whitey pulls Jono to his corner and tag’s Alexander back in! BA with some chops to the chest! Jono takes the shots, then turns the tables on Alexander with some chops of his own! Clothesline by Michaels, who then rolls to his corner and tag’s BRB!
Oh no! Here comes the Boiler Room Brawler!Alexander charges BRB, who catches him with a scoop slam! Instead of a cover, Brawler runs the ropes, body splash! Cover!
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Kickout!
BRB pulls BA up and throws him into a neutral corner. After a few chops, BRB goes for another body splash, but Alexander moves! BRB hit’s the turnbuckle, BA rolls him up!
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Kickout!
Whew! How close was that?!As BRB get’s up, Alexander slaps on a side headlock! BA takes time to flex, but BRB hoists him up and brings him down with an atomic drop! This is immediately followed by a SPEAR!!! Cover!
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Whitey breaks it up!
Whitey Fats may have just saved this match for his team!Alphonzo quickly directs Whitey back to his corner, while BRB wrenches Alexander’s arm, then tag’s Jono. Jono climbs to the top rope and comes off the top with a double ax-handle! He quickly pulls Alexander in, snap suplex! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jono pulls Alexander up and shoots him into the ropes. As BA bounces back, Michaels lowers his head, but Alexander kicks him in the face, followed by an STO! Both men on the mat now, Alphonzo starts counting!
“1!
2!
3!”
Alexander starts moving first, crawling towards his corner, as Jono slowly begins moving as well.
“4!
5!”
Alexander makes the tag! Whitey enters and leg drop’s Jono! Whitey pulls Jono back to his corner and hit’s a second leg drop. From there, he grabs Jono’s arm, positions it between his legs, and leans back into a cross armbar!
King -
Haha! Brilliant move by Whitey, working over the arm Evil M injured last week!Jono yells in pain, while Whitey leans back, stomping the mat with his feet. Despite the agony he’s in, Jono has the presence of mind to reach out and grab the bottom rope! Alphonzo calls for a break…
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4!”
Whitey breaks the hold, but keeps a grip on the arm. Tag to Alexander! BA enters and Whitey hands off the arm to him. Alexander grips the arm and shifts into a Fujiwara armbar!
HAHA!!! Excellent! Alexander has the Crowbar locked in!The basic form of the move, not to be confused with Evil M’s standing Crowbar.Jono struggles in the hold, while BRB impatiently paces on the apron, trying to rally the crowd behind Jono. Slowly, the cheers start to build and Jono is able to reach the bottom rope again! Alexander breaks clean, but pulls Jono up. He throws Jono in a neutral corner and hammers him down, only for Alphonzo to force him back. BA pushes past the ref…
SPEAR!!!!
Jono with the Spear, Jess!Where the hell did that come from?!Both men are down! Alphonzo starts his count…
“1!
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4!”
Both men stirring…
“5!
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7!”
Both starting to crawl towards there corners, Alexander closer than Jono…
“8!
9!”
Alexander gets the tag to Whitey…
JONO TAG’S BRB!!!
The crowd erupts as BRB storms the ring, causing Whitey to back up. He pulls out a few hundred dollar bills and offers them to BRB…
Who throws them to the mat!
Whitey, angered by this, throws a punch, but BRB blocks it! Series of punches by BRB now, followed by a big slam! Cover!
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2!
Alexander breaks it up!
Jono grabs BA and tosses him to the outside! He follows and the two fight on the arena floor. In the ring, BRB pulls Whitey up, Manhatten Drop!
Hey now! Wait a minute!BA grabs Jono’s arm and slams it against the ring post! Jono grabs his arm, writhing in pain on the floor.
In the ring, BRB goes to the middle rope, looking to end it with the Boiler Room Bomb, but Alexander kicks him in the back of the head!
Yes! Come on!BRB falls to the mat! Whitey pulls him up, Southern Discomfort! Cover!
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Dammit!Here are your winners, Whitey Inc!I thought BRB and Jono had it won, but Brian Alexander exploited Michaels’ injured arm to secure a victory for his team!Whitey picks up the money BRB previously refused and stuff it in his mouth.
There ya go, Whitey! That’s the perfect exclamation point on a hard-fought win!The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit!"Too Black, Too Strong... Damn Right!"*"All of the Lights" - Kanye West (feat. Rhianna and many others)*
From West Philadelphia, born and raised...weighing in at 305 lbs, he is DAMN...RIGHT...JACKSON!*Jackson appears at the top of the ramp and looks out at the sea of cheering fans. He unbuttons his white jacket and throws his hands to the sky, touching off an explosion of pyro. Jackson lowers his arms and struts to the ring, where he waits for...*
And his opponent!*"Ecstasy Of Gold/One Mic" by Nas*
From Los Angeles, California...weighing in at 296 lbs...he is the reigning WWCF Inter-Forum Champion...CAGEKING!*Cageking walks out to a hostile crowd. He ignores them and heads down to the ring, where he climbs through the ropes and hands his belt to referee Lloyd McFloyd. The bell rings and the match begins*
Cageking vs. "Damn Right" Jackson
Non-title match*Jackson and Cageking advance on one another and trash talk one another with their faces only an inch apart. One vocal fan shouts "KISS HIM!" This suggestion draws some cheers from some female fans in the crowd, presumably Yaoi Fangirls, but is otherwise ignored. Jackson gestures toward the ropes, inviting Cageking to hit him with a shoulder block. Cageking is more than happy to oblige, bouncing off the ropes and crashing into Jackson with all of his weight! Jackson holds his ground, though not without effort, and gives Cageking a cocky smile*
Stop pretending, Jackson! That hurt you, we all know it!Hurting DR Jackson is pretty hard, Jess.*Cageking tells Jackson to hit him with a shoulder block. Jackson backs up into the ropes, and hits Cageking, who manages to stand his ground, and taunts Jackson. Both men bounce themselves off the ropes and collide in the middle of the ring, with both staggering back from the impact*
So far we've seen each man as both an immovable object AND an irresistable force!*Cageking goes for a clothesline on Jackson, who ducks and whirls around to nail Cageking in the back of the head with a big right hook! Cageking hits the mat, gets up, and is sent down again by another right hand from Jackson! Jackson pulls Cageking up and whips him into the ropes, but Cageking reverses! Jackson rebounds and runs into a spinning heel kick from Cageking!*
Haha, you SUCK, Jackson!*Cageking slowly gets up, shaking his head to clear it from Jackson's brutal punches. As Jackson sits up, Cageking blasts him in the face with a roundhouse kick! Cageking climbs to the top rope and flies off, dropping an elbow on Jackson! This time he covers*
One!
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Kickout!
That was three, you stupid ginger!Just because the guy trying for the pin is somebody you like doesn't make it three, King.That's just your opinion!*Cageking, deciding that this is as good a time as any, picks up Jackson in a fireman's carry to go for the Flashing Lights. Just as he's about to hit his finisher, Jackson wraps an arm around Cageking's neck and starts squeezing as though his life depended on it! Cageking's face begins to turn blue, and he's forced to drop Jackson! Cageking falls to his hands and knees, gasping for air, while Jackson groggily rolls out of the ring*
Disqualify him, McFloyd! He was choking his opponent!Jess, he had until five.*It isn't long before Cageking recovers and, seeing Jackson picking himself up on the floor, gets a running start and flies at him with a suicide dive--JACKSON CATCHES CAGEKING IN MIDAIR AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!*
AHH!!!OH MY GOD!!!GET AWAY FROM US, JACKSON YOU LUNATIC!My heart's beating a mile a minute, fans! I'm surprised that our table is still in one piece!*With referee Lloyd McFloyd's count at four by now, Jackson pulls Cageking off of the table and hits a sidewalk slam/backbreaker. Jackson rolls Cageking back into the ring and climbs through the ropes a second later, going for a pinfall*
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Kickout!
YES! You can try anything you want to, Jackson, but you can't beat the Inter-Forum Champion!Cageking showing his endurance by being able to kick out after a slam into our announce table followed by a nasty backbreaker from Jackson!*Jackson's surprised, and pulls Cageking up to go for a High Attitude or Anxiety Adjustment--midway up, Cageking catches Jackson with a DDT! Both men are down, and McFloyd begins a ten count*
Beautiful counter by Cageking!Much as I dislike the man, I agree. He was able to DDT Jackson just in time to save himself from being pinned.Now get up and put Jackson away!*Surprisingly, considering what he was hit with on the outside, Cageking is a bit quicker to stand than Jackson, and kicks him in the stomach! As Jackson doubles over, Cageking sets up for a powerbomb and hits it! Maintaining his hold on Jackson, he pulls him back up and powerbombs him a second time! Cageking pulls him up again and hits him with the third and final powerbomb, this one a sitout, and McFloyd starts to count*
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Shoulder up!
WHAT?!Jackson takes three consecutive powerbombs, but is still in this fight!*Cageking angrily gets to his feet, backs up, and goes for a Rolling Thunder--Jackson gets his knees up! Cageking lands on them back-first, and bounces off. He lies on the mat in pain as McFloyd begins another ten count*
And some good timing by Jackson saves him from the Rolling Thunder!*Cageking rolls to the outside as Jackson struggles to get up in the ring. With Jackson near the ropes, Cageking sees an opportunity and grabs Jackson's legs, tripping him up! Cageking pulls Jackson out of the ring, and whips him into the ringside barrier! With Jackson dazed, Cageking hits him in the face with a stiff roundhouse kick that has Jackson seeing stars! Cageking whips Jackson into the ring apron for good measure, and then rolls him back into the ring and is right back in behind him. Cover by Cageking*
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Thr--SHOULDER UP!
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! CAGEKING HAD HIM BEAT!"Damn Right" Jackson is damn hard to keep down, King. I'm surprised that you're surprised after calling so many of his matches.*Cageking glares at Jackson, and signals for the Overnight Celebrity. Cageking waits as Jackson groggily gets to his feet, and then goes for his finisher--only for Jackson to catch him in midair and bring him down tailbone first on his knee for an atomic drop! The beaten-up Jackson collapses to the mat from the exertion, with Cageking hitting the canvas a second later. McFloyd facepalms at the realization that he has to begin a ten count AGAIN, and then starts counting*
Stay down Jackson, you asshole!Neither one of these men is going to stay down, King. Both of them are stirring, as you can see.*Cageking's up first and charges Jackson, but Jackson catches his arm in mid-punch and begins wrenching, not only putting Cageking in incredible pain but forcing him to one knee as Jackson gets back to a standing position!*
CRAP! CRAPCRAPCRAP!*Once Jackson's up, he hits his immobilized opponent with a stiff lariat that sends him crashing onto his back! Jackson picks Cageking up--HIGH ATTITUDE!*
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Here is your winner, "DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON!He cheated! I know he did! He must have!The former World Heavyweight Champion has just picked up a difficult win over the Inter-Forum Champion! Damn you, Jackson!That's "Damn Right" Jackson.*The camera shows Jesse King staring daggers at Hoss, who is smirking*
He's beaten one member of the Pantheon tonight, and in a week's time we'll see if he can defeat three more at WrestleCrApocalypse! I, for one, hope so. I will give Cageking credit, though: he made a good showing against DR Jackson. Whether Colt thinks he performed well enough to get a title shot remains to be seen.*We see Bergman sitting on a bench outside of a church in Parts Unknown*
First things first, I see that Lodi has gotten back to speaking an I hope to see him back in a ring again soon. He's one hell of an opponent and I'd love to get back in there with him again.
But I'm sure most of you are wondering why I'm here, instead of waiting to wrestle this week in Parts Unknown Arena. Well, you see I went to the board and asked for a week off to collect my thoughts after getting beat by The Sam, and I had to have a look in the mirror and realize something for myself, I'd lost my way.
You see, when I came back here I came back after a great run on the indy scene. I met a lot of new people, even picked up a lot of new moves. Thanks to Mick Goosenhedge for helping me with all this lucha stuff by the way, but I came back with the swagger and a take on the world attitude until something strange happened.
The world fought back for a change, I had finally hit the rock bottom of my career, Pride, Honor, the WWCF longest reigning world champion, a main-eventer in every sense of the word, and now I was stuck with nothing and going nowhere fast.
You want to mirror that? Look at my opponent at Thunderdome for the Inter-Forum title, Cageking. Young, new, fresh, exciting. The world was not fighting back for old CageKing and he knew it. He had an opprotunity to main event this upcoming PPV and what happened, he threw it all away to join this group The Pantheon.
I'm sure you know who they are by now, and I'm sure you are sick of telling you how great the are, but they have a point, They, especially your champion Colt, believe that Fate and Destiny have given them this opprotunity to be the most powerful group the WWCF
You see though, they aren't the only people in this company that believe in something. I'm here to tell you that I believe in a word beginning with 'F' as well, and that word is Faith. No, it's not the kind of faith you'd find in the building behind me, it's faith in yourself, faith that you'd make the right choice when life gave you an opportunity. CageKing, I see through you man, you have no faith in yourself, you want to hide in a group, play the numbers game when you could have been the break out star.
I also believe in another 5 letter word too, and I'm sure the older guys know where I'm going with this. The second word is Pride. Pride isn't just a stable I created, it's a way of life that I still live to this day. Pay your dues, take great care in your work, and always give your best and you'll know that' you'll always have your pride in tact.
So CageKing, only a few weeks left until we meet in that ring with your pretty belt on the line. You can bring fate, you can claim that you are fortune's favorite son, that destiny will smile upon you, but there is one thing I know for a fact. I have faith in knowning on thing CageKing...PRIDE NEVER DIES*Camera fades into a wide shot of the arena as the show goes to commercial*
As the show returns from commercial, Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara are heading down the hall to the ring for Richlen's match when Fred G. Neric comes up to them:
Could I ask you two some questions before your match?Make them quick.Next week at WrestleCrapoclypse, you will face Brian Alexander for the Championship of Honor. Tonight, you face the former champion, Evil M. What are your-Look, I know exactly what you want, so I'll give it to you. I don't give a damn what kind of size advantage M has over me, nor do I give a damn that he has a referee in his back pocket. What I do give a damn about is that he has shown that he has no true knowledge of the word "honor," especially in light of what he has done to Jonathan Michaels.
Well, tonight, I am going to do what I realize I haven't done in a few weeks, but it's something I do best: WIN. Then next week, there will be a new Champion of Honor, and his name is Gus Richlen.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go open the Machine Shop for buisness.What about the Pantheon's attempt to take over the WWCF?Richlen stops and glares at Neric.
As long as I can say or do anything about it, it's not going to happen. Not on my watch.
Now if you'll excuse me.Richlen walks off again.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!*"Man On The Silver Mountain" plays as Evil M, Hideo Nakatomi, and Jake Kwon head for the ring, a smug smile on M's face.*
Introducing first accompanied by Hideo Nakatomi and referee Jake Kwon, from Rockland, Massachusetts, weighing in at 311 pounds, Evil M!Evil M has certainly struck a nerve with at least one individual, and you'd have to think that M would like to get this over early to avoid going into the Thunderdome with much damage.And considering who he's facing, it'll be over in seconds! Richlen has no chance at all!King, I am going to laugh my ass off when Richlen proves you wrong yet again. You say this almost every week, and every time you do you make yourself look like an idiot.*"Scarred For Life" then hits as Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara head down the ramp, Richlen heading straight for the ring.*
And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Shaelin Marie O'Hara, from Peshtigo, Wisconsin, weighing in at 174 pounds, the "Xtreme Machine," Gus Richlen!Richlen may have had a bit of bad luck lately-Admit it, Hoss! Richlen just plain sucks! Now that the Pantheon has taken over, I hope Colt fires his pathetic ass before WrestleCrapocolypse so he can't tarnish the image of the Championship of Honor by winning it! Gus Richlen is worse than anyone you'd say is the worst of all time!King, I don't know what the hell he did to you, but Gus Richlen is lightyears away from being the worst! He is one of the best young fighters I have ever seen in my time in this buisness, and for you to waste your breath hoping that he'll leave is flat out ridiculous!No, ridiculous is the fact that Richlen is allowed to work here! I won't stop until he's gone for good!Even if he becomes a multiple-time WWCF Champion?He's never winning another match in this company! Don't be so stupid to think otherwise!And if he wins this match?SHUT UP! HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN AGAIN IN THIS COMPANY OR ANY OTHER COMPANY, SO SHUT UP!*The match has been underway for some time during this exchange, with M having attempted both the Anaconda Vise and a guillotine choke to no avail and Richlen having no luck with the Rickyplex or the Dark Lasso, and Hoss and King are still arguing as Richlen fires off several kicks to M's midsection, but he goes for one kick too many and M brings him down with a single leg takedown. He then tries to put Richlen in a Boston crab, but Richlen fights his way out of it and gets up. M charges but Richlen kicks him in the midsection. He then bounces off the ropes, but as he jumps for the leapfrog stomp, M stands up! Richlen lands on his feet, but also lands in a neckbreaker!
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Richlen escapes the quick count and gets to his feet, but M swiftly takes him off them with a double leg takedown!
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Richlen again narrowly avoids the quick count, but this time he rolls away from M, gets to his feet, and gets in Kwon's face!
You screw me over like you did to Hero X and it'll be the last-Threaten me again and I will disqualify you, you pretentious runt! Now get back to-What did you call me?RICKY! THE MATCH!!!Richlen turns and M jumps off the middle rope with an axe handle! But before he can make the cover, Shaelin pulls Richlen out of the ring, forcing M to come after them. Richlen gets back in the ring and Shaelin runs in a different direction, but she runs the other way when she realizes she's running towards Hideo Nakatomi.
M, meanwhile, is back in the ring, and Richlen is in dire straits as he's caught in a side headlock. He finally manages to break out of it, but M starts chopping away before snap suplexing Richlen again. He then backs up and goes for a running splash, but as he comes down, Richlen grabs him by the throat!
Kwon is angrily insisting that Richlen is using an illegal choke, but Richlen merely keeps the chokehold until he gets to his feet. He then tries for a chokeslam, but M easily prevents it and attempts another snap suplex, but Richlen counters in midair with a tornado DDT!
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Kwon doesn't even try to make a second count!
Hoss and King are still trading shots on commentary and not even trying to call the match, so they miss it when M whips Richlen towards the ropes but his attempt at a clothesline fails when Richlen catches him and hits a reverse STO!
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Again, Kwon doesn't attempt a second count, and Richlen is growing still more furious with him, but Shaelin is begging Richlen to focus on the match. Richlen turns to see M charging him and reacts with a ring-shaking Carnosel! The A-shirt goes flying off into the crowd as Hideo starts frantically searching for something under the ring. M rises to his knees and is immediately Schwinn Smashed in the side of the head!
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Kwon suddenly puts M's foot on the bottom rope, and now Richlen has had it! He promptly gets in Kwon's face again and is screaming every obscenity in the book at him as Kwon warns him to stop yelling or else forfeit the match. M gets up and tries for another single leg takedown, but he makes the mistake of grabbing the left leg, and Richlen stuns him with a Richlenziguiri! M staggers back, and Richlen drops him with a spear!*
RICHLEN SUCKS SO MUCH, HE ORDERS HAMBURGERS AT KFC! RICHLEN SUCKS SO MUCH, HE TRIES TO DRINK SODA WITH A FORK! RICHLEN SUCKS SO MUCH, HE-DAMNIT KING, EVERY TIME YOU KEEP SAYING THESE THINGS, RICHLEN PROVES YOU WRONG EVERY TIME, YET YOU ARE SO DAMNED BULL-HEADED THAT YOU REFUSE TO EVEN WATCH THE ACTION TO SEE THAT RICHLEN IS FAR FROM BEING SUCKAGE, AND RICHLEN SPEARS M AGAIN, DAMNIT KING, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO-*The bickering continues, but unbeknownst to Richlen, Hideo has found a Singapore cane and is about to toss it to M when Shaelin Marie grabs one end! The two are engaged in a wild tug-o-war when Kwon spots them and ejects Shaelin from ringside! Richlen doesn't hesitate to get after him yet again, insisting that Shaelin is not to leave unless Hideo is thrown out as well, but he doesn't notice M slipping behind him until he gets rolled up!
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Here is your winner, Evil M!SEE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! RICHLEN LOST AGAIN! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?! IT'S BECAUSE-IT'S BECAUSE THAT DAMNED JAKE KWON JUST SCREWED RICHLEN OVER, KING! RICHLEN HAD M'S NUMBER TONIGHT, AND THAT-BULL****, HOSS! STRAIGHT BULL****!!! RICHLEN LOST BECAUSE-*Evil M and Hideo are celebrating outside the ring, but Kwon has oddly not left, and Richlen asks for a mic and gets it as Shaelin gets in the ring and stands close behind Kwon....*
King, I can here you spouting crap all the way over here. Do us all a favor and shut the hell up.
Brian Alexander, I really hope you didn't watch that and think, "Oh, Gus Richlen will be just a pushover. This will be so easy." Because next week, the results are going to be quite different. There's not going to be some corrupt referee screwing me over in the match, for one thing.Kwon backs up, warning Richlen to stay away from him, but Shaelin suddenly grabs him in a cobra clutch and hits the Vixen's Venom! Kwon rebounds forward, and Richlen grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him!
M and Hideo start yelling at Richlen to leave Kwon alone, but Richlen is beating the daylights out of him, hitting several punches and the Swerving Elbow before dragging Kwon to his feet, crossing his arms around his throat, and then locking his own arms across Kwon's arms where they cross his throat to lock in the Nightmare Express! Kwon tries to fight out of it as officials and security rush to the ring, nearly running M over in the process, but Richlen starts thrashing him around! Kwon fades rapidly, slumping to his knees as blood trickles from his mouth!*
Oh my God, Richlen has snapped! I know he's upset about losing four matches in a row, and I know he's angry with Kwon for robbing him of the win, but even I am glad that security is here to calm him down!RICHLEN SUCKS SO MUCH, HE-*Richlen finally releases the hold, allowing M and Hideo to pull Kwon from the ring. As they help him up the ramp as security blocks Richlen from following even though he clearly has no intentions of doing so, the "Xtreme Machine" grabs the mic again:
So, in case you haven't realized it yet, Judgment Day is coming, Brian Alexander, and at WrestleCrapocolypse, YOU'RE NEXT!!!Richlen throws down the mic and signals for the Championship of Honor as the crowd cheers. Shaelin goes over to him and they put their arms around each other and wave at M, Hideo, and the stunned Kwon as the show fades to a close.*
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