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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 21, 2010 13:19:48 GMT -5
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Post by Ducky Momo on Dec 21, 2010 14:03:07 GMT -5
Hmm 10 movies. Knowing the Snob this will be 230 minutes long.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 21, 2010 14:06:05 GMT -5
Hmm 10 movies. Knowing the Snob this will be 230 minutes long. Actually, it's only 6
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 14:07:32 GMT -5
And this video will never load for me. Stupid black screen of nothing.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 21, 2010 14:35:17 GMT -5
I'm surprised Skyline wasn't on it.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 21, 2010 15:36:02 GMT -5
For those who are having problems getting blip to work, here's his 10.
10. Resident Evil Afterlife Reason: Terrible Zombie film, and bad 3D.
9. Eclipse Reason: Civil war vampire story was far more interesting than the actual film.
8. Titanic 2 (Asylum) Reason: Boring and disappointing.
7. Jonah Hex Reason: Megan Fox.
6. The Descent Part 2 Reason: Monster s***ter.
5. Saw 3D Reason: Bad ending.
4. The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Reason: Mediocre action movie.
3. Alice in Wonderland Reason: The futterwacken.
2. The Last Airbender Reason: Felt like watching a direct to cable Disney movie.
1. A Serbian Film Reason: No other movie in the list made him feel like he should be arrested after watching.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 21, 2010 17:17:36 GMT -5
I'll keep this short and sweet: I agree with everything on his list except Alice In Wonderland. His only...SINGLE solitary bitch about it was Depp dancing at the end? THAT does not make a horrible film. If ONE scene at the end of a film can make him rank it his number three worst movie...how the f*** does this guy ever enjoy ANYTHING?
And this is coming, by the by, from a guy who has done his time sitting through movies like THIRST, where not a single frame of celluloid was worth a tin s*** in a brass boot. Really, he picks Titanic II out of the Asylum's MYRIAD list of turd-burger movies, but he hasn't seen THIRST? Really?
And where was Piranha 3D on this list? If the latest iteration of SAW was bad enough to make the list, THAT movie damn well better had been on there. It was no damn better.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 21, 2010 17:23:22 GMT -5
And this is coming, by the by, from a guy who has done his time sitting through movies like THIRST, where not a single frame of celluloid was worth a tin s*** in a brass boot. Really, he picks Titanic II out of the Asylum's MYRIAD list of turd-burger movies, but he hasn't seen THIRST? Really? "Thirst" came out like two years ago.
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Post by Fang on Dec 21, 2010 17:31:29 GMT -5
I'll keep this short and sweet: I agree with everything on his list except Alice In Wonderland. His only...SINGLE solitary bitch about it was Depp dancing at the end? THAT does not make a horrible film. If ONE scene at the end of a film can make him rank it his number three worst movie...how the f*** does this guy ever enjoy ANYTHING? I legit have friends that feel the same way. It boggles my mind. Yeah it's dumb but it lasts like seven seconds. And any top 10 list of 2010 that does not include My Soul To Take is questionable.
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Post by Muskrat on Dec 21, 2010 17:34:27 GMT -5
9. EclipseReason: Civil war vampire story was far more interesting than the actual film. I totally agree with this. My girlfriend watches this movie all the time, and I always harp on the fact that The Cullen Family is way more interesting then the exploits of Bella and Edward. I mean, I would definitely be interested in a spinoff film about Carlyle's history, or Jasper's. Hell, even what little has been shown about Rosalie's past seems 50X more interesting then the actual focus of the story.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2010 18:00:30 GMT -5
No Skyline? Really? I mean, that was just an incomprehensable mess. But then again, I'm not the one with videos and junk now, am I?
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 21, 2010 19:40:35 GMT -5
9. EclipseReason: Civil war vampire story was far more interesting than the actual film. I totally agree with this. My girlfriend watches this movie all the time, and I always harp on the fact that The Cullen Family is way more interesting then the exploits of Bella and Edward. I mean, I would definitely be interested in a spinoff film about Carlyle's history, or Jasper's. Hell, even what little has been shown about Rosalie's past seems 50X more interesting then the actual focus of the story. As someone who's read all the books and seen all the movies, I couldn't agree more, actually. Bella is actually a very detestable person and she treats her father so horribly. The brother Emmett is actually really funny and probably more interesting and exciting than all the other characters combined (in the books at least)
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Post by Muskrat on Dec 21, 2010 19:52:02 GMT -5
I totally agree with this. My girlfriend watches this movie all the time, and I always harp on the fact that The Cullen Family is way more interesting then the exploits of Bella and Edward. I mean, I would definitely be interested in a spinoff film about Carlyle's history, or Jasper's. Hell, even what little has been shown about Rosalie's past seems 50X more interesting then the actual focus of the story. As someone who's read all the books and seen all the movies, I couldn't agree more, actually. Bella is actually a very detestable person and she treats her father so horribly. The brother Emmett is actually really funny and probably more interesting and exciting than all the other characters combined (in the books at least) I'm not even sure who Emmett is ha ha. If you put a more charismatic actress as Bella, I could likely overlook just what a horrible person she is but Kirsten Stewert comes across so badly that I just can't get into the movies. I've said it before, and I'll say it again but what the f*** does it say about society when Bella is the person girls are supposed to identify with and who they want to be?
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 21, 2010 19:54:54 GMT -5
Jeez, I think I only heard 1 good review about TLA, total.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 21, 2010 20:43:19 GMT -5
The Last Airbender, Titanic 2 and Jonah Hex are the only films on his list that I'd put on my worst movies of the year list. Then again, I haven't seen A Serbian Film. I have seen The Human Centipede, and feel the same way he does about HC that he does about SF.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 21, 2010 21:45:32 GMT -5
And this is coming, by the by, from a guy who has done his time sitting through movies like THIRST, where not a single frame of celluloid was worth a tin s*** in a brass boot. Really, he picks Titanic II out of the Asylum's MYRIAD list of turd-burger movies, but he hasn't seen THIRST? Really? "Thirst" came out like two years ago. Yeah. but it just NOW is getting widely released on DVD and in video stores. I really have to question putting A Serbian Film at number one, as well. Seems like hating that movie is down to personal standards/taste. I mean, films like Imprint, Audition, and Irreversible are ALL great films, but to some, are morally objectionable and repugnant. I've not seen A Serbian Film, but to even put it alongside theatrical stinkers seems like a miscalculation, or a mistake. It doesn't deserve to be on a "Top" or "Bottom" list of anything, really, because you really just CANNOT categorize or rank a film like that...much less put it in such awkward company as f*****g Alice in Wonderland and The Last Airbender. If anything, put Yogi Bear or FRED: The Movie in the #1 spot. It just seems odd to have all these big budget studio films in your list, and then throw in oddball choices like an Asylum mockbuster, or A Serbian Film into the mix. If I'm reading his list from top to bottom, it reads like Depp dancing is damn near as offensive to this guy as the ENTIRETY of A Serbian Film. What the f*** kind of sense is that supposed to make?
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Post by anticonscience on Dec 21, 2010 21:49:47 GMT -5
Cop Out was my worst movie of this year BY FAR.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 21, 2010 21:52:27 GMT -5
Cop Out was my worst movie of this year BY FAR. That's another great contender that could have EASILY taken the number one spot. I mean, I watched that, and laughed exactly TWICE. Is there any movie worse than an unfunny comedy?
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Post by metylerca on Dec 21, 2010 22:25:12 GMT -5
Cop Out was my worst movie of this year BY FAR. That's another great contender that could have EASILY taken the number one spot. I mean, I watched that, and laughed exactly TWICE. Is there any movie worse than an unfunny comedy? I laughed a lot. It's merely subjective. I don't think Cop Out is some comedy classic or anything, but it was serviceable and not worthy of being on any "worst of" list.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2010 23:29:29 GMT -5
Vampires Suck topped my worst list.
But that was bound to happen. What with my neverending crusade to slay Seltzer and Friedberg n' all.
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