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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 23, 2010 11:53:20 GMT -5
I was kinda expecting him to put in Scott Pilgrim since he didn't "get" the movie.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 23, 2010 11:57:15 GMT -5
Pretty safe list, with the possible exception of Alice and even that got shat on by dog-brained purists. Also, the reasoning for his dislike of it is a little weak. Yeah, it's kinda strange. I'd expect the Cinema Snob to trash a movie because of something like that, not Brad Jones.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 23, 2010 14:21:00 GMT -5
I would have put NOES on the list in Alice in Wonderland's place. I'm sorry, but "the movie sucked because Johnny Depp did a dance for about 10 seconds" is not a powerful enough argument for me. Once again, that's just his quick reason for hating the film. His review for the film from months ago had a LOT more reasons for him hating the film.
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Post by Efren on Dec 23, 2010 14:40:19 GMT -5
I liked Jonah Hex a lot in a bad dumb movie kind of way and I liked a Servian film but im certainly not gonna argue about that one, but the Descent 2, really?
It was a really decent sequel, not as good as the original by any means but a good movie still, if anything the only really bad part was the post credits cliffhanger ending that really sucked. His monster shitter reason is really weak...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 26, 2010 23:48:46 GMT -5
Even in my GINO Awards, I really wanted to nominate the Nightmare On Elm Street remake and the Clash of the Titans remake, but I stopped at both because there were worse films this year...........and this is from somebody who bought a ticket for a different movie at that time and I still felt ripped off by both of those films. But yeah, there were worse movies.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 27, 2010 0:30:04 GMT -5
Sidenote: In his full "Alice in Wonderland" review, he states that he never liked the original story and never planned on seeing the Tim Burton version. But, since he did and hated it...it made the list.
Anyway, I would've had the Nightmare on Elm Street remake on my list because it was extremely disappointing to me.
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Post by bob on Dec 27, 2010 0:43:46 GMT -5
5. Saw 3D Like bob said, there is alot more to be said about this then just a crappy ending. I'm sorry to say, but when I saw the woman who survived a trap that involved {Spoiler}Her hanging on while her Ex falls into turbines Then I knew it was going to suck. Only reason I didn't walk out is cause 1. I never walk out of a movie theatre (I even stood for Epic Movie, Prom Night 08 and NOES 10) and 2. My friend paid for the ticket, so I kinda was stuck there you're braver then me see Epic Movie in theaters unless I'm mistaken or forgot I thought that with the first trap {Spoiler}after the 2 guys attacked each other for a bit they worked together against the girl by putting their blades up at her when the clock was counting down and she died
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Dec 27, 2010 0:56:20 GMT -5
I'll keep this short and sweet: I agree with everything on his list except Alice In Wonderland. His only...SINGLE solitary bitch about it was Depp dancing at the end? THAT does not make a horrible film. If ONE scene at the end of a film can make him rank it his number three worst movie...how the f*** does this guy ever enjoy ANYTHING? And this is coming, by the by, from a guy who has done his time sitting through movies like THIRST, where not a single frame of celluloid was worth a tin s*** in a brass boot. Really, he picks Titanic II out of the Asylum's MYRIAD list of turd-burger movies, but he hasn't seen THIRST? Really? And where was Piranha 3D on this list? If the latest iteration of SAW was bad enough to make the list, THAT movie damn well better had been on there. It was no damn better. Thirst the Korean vampire movie or the Lacey Chabert one? The Korean one has an idiosyncratic pacing. Which I think made it a hard watch.
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