Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 30, 2010 23:38:57 GMT -5
Your mother is so famished of knowledge that when she heard the collapse of the Ottoman empire resulted in the formation of the republic of turkey, she inquired whether the pheasants we're still on our side. Bully!
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 31, 2010 0:30:19 GMT -5
Your mother is so morbidly obese, that she had followed Newton's Law that in object in motion will stay in motion until another force acts upon it, in that she falls to the ground, causing a shaking of the earth.
*Sips tea, smokes pipe and eats scone*
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 31, 2010 1:11:39 GMT -5
*rings doorbell that plays a few measures of Beethovan's Fur Elise*
Butler answers: May I help you sir?
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Yes, if I may. I have a query?
Butler: Sure. And you may be?...
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Sir Mark Mark of Majik. I'm here looking for the Lady this house hold. She goes by the name Annie Mahl.
Bulter: Sir, there is no Annie Mahl at this residence. Just me and the woman for whom I'm serve for who happens to be my mother-in-law, Mrs Gertude Lilith Franklin.
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Well i'm sorry to have troubled you...Oh wait *checks name and address on a sheet*, I'm sorry. I am looking for a Mrs. Franklin. Annie Mahl is the name for for her famous animalistic sexual behavior in the boudior.
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Post by DSR on Dec 31, 2010 3:45:19 GMT -5
Your maternal figure is so lacking in knowledge that when I presented to her a sketch of an acute triangle, she immediately requested a sketch of an "ugly triangle" for comparison.
Your matron's skin has a very dark ebony tone. So dark, in fact, that when she attends classes after nightfall, her professors frequently designate her as truant.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 31, 2010 3:47:09 GMT -5
01011001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010010000001101001011100110010000001100110011000010111010000101110 Winner so far.
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