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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 6, 2011 15:03:08 GMT -5
So, there's this website where you essentially just look in on what your friends are doing. You can look at photos, write messages to them.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 6, 2011 16:26:04 GMT -5
"Hey man, you know how dudes like to f*** hot chicks?" "Yeah, man!" "And how even when they're not doing it, it's all they're thinking about?" "What if we got two decent-looking people and paid them to have sex with each other, and then we filmed it and sold it to sex-hungry customers for a profit?" "I don't know, David. What about the bylaws?" "What bylaws? If there are any decency laws against this, we'll subvert them all, or my name isn't David J. Pron!" "Whatever you say, David. So...what are you going to call this product?" "I don't know. Bumping Unfortunates?"
(You know what, never mind. I'm only now just realizing that my entire post is OT, since this is a concept that could not possibly fail ever)
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 6, 2011 16:29:41 GMT -5
I'm going to start using "bumping unfortunates".
Anyway, one of my favorite sites to read just gives reviews of candy. Candy I will in most cases never, ever buy, but I'm captivated.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 6, 2011 16:31:00 GMT -5
I'm going to start using "bumping unfortunates". It is my sole achievement in the realm of wordsmithing.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 6, 2011 18:19:58 GMT -5
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"........just that name alone should spell disaster. If only "Butt Ugly Martians" were as lucky.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 6, 2011 20:23:18 GMT -5
See, it's this forensics analyst, right? But see, he moonlights as this serial killer who goes after really bad people and stuff and the cops can't catch him, and his sister's a tool! It's my favorite. Good call.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2011 20:45:42 GMT -5
hmm... how about a show where the main character is a bitter old man who is mean to his wife, hates his future son-in-law, and is a racist! oh not to mention this show was during a time when racism was at its largest
yet its one of the most beloved shows of all time
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Jan 7, 2011 2:31:03 GMT -5
"How about this show, that has this womanizer dude, a space alien and a cranky old fart on a spaceship, and they fly around space and visit planets and get all preachy!" "I dunno, what does the alien look like?" "He's got pointy ears and-" "Stop, the bible thumpers will go nuts over that, they'll think he's a demon or something. Anything else?" "Well the womanizer is the captain." "Hmm..., shoot a pilot or two, I think we could make this work. At least you don't have a woman first officer." "Umm, about that..."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 7, 2011 12:33:51 GMT -5
I've got a great idea: let's take some rodent, maybe a porcupine or something, and paint it blue. And see, he can run really fast, at times fast enough to break the sound barrier. When he collects these...uh...wedding rings, he can go even faster!
And there's this fat bald dude with a big mustache who turns animals into robots. Now when the porcupine or hedgehog or whatever jumps on the robots, they break and the animal comes out. And he's got a fox friend who has two tails and can invent stuff.
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