Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 3:39:22 GMT -5
Say Harley, you mind loosening these handcuffs? I mean, they're kinda cutting into my skin here, and I think one hand went numb.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 3:49:00 GMT -5
Say Harley, you mind loosening these handcuffs? I mean, they're kinda cutting into my skin here, and I think one hand went numb. ...how did you get off the roof of Citten's car? Why does this police car have three rows of seats? Why didn't you ever guess what I was doing instead of helping you that I'm doing right now? >_>
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 4:00:51 GMT -5
Say Harley, you mind loosening these handcuffs? I mean, they're kinda cutting into my skin here, and I think one hand went numb. ...how did you get off the roof of Citten's car? Why does this police car have three rows of seats? Why didn't you ever guess what I was doing instead of helping you that I'm doing right now? >_> While everyone was ordering food Harley tossed me in the trunk. I managed to headbutt one of the seats down, and now I'm stuck in this position. I would've guessed what you were doing, but I either I was still attached to the roof or I blacked out. Hard to remember.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 4:07:24 GMT -5
...how did you get off the roof of Citten's car? Why does this police car have three rows of seats? Why didn't you ever guess what I was doing instead of helping you that I'm doing right now? >_> While everyone was ordering food Harley tossed me in the trunk. I managed to headbutt one of the seats down, and now I'm stuck in this position. I would've guessed what you were doing, but I either I was still attached to the roof or I blacked out. Hard to remember. Oh, well... I'll tell you! *moves into the back-most seat of the police car, out of Crash's range* I am... inappropriately touching Naoto's chest while teaching her how to cook! ...she has soft hands... I mean... help! Please! <_<;;
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 4:19:56 GMT -5
While everyone was ordering food Harley tossed me in the trunk. I managed to headbutt one of the seats down, and now I'm stuck in this position. I would've guessed what you were doing, but I either I was still attached to the roof or I blacked out. Hard to remember. Oh, well... I'll tell you! *moves into the back-most seat of the police car, out of Crash's range* I am... inappropriately touching Naoto's chest while teaching her how to cook! ...she has soft hands... I mean... help! Please! <_<;;...... Harley dear, the keys to these handcuffs please? I need my hands for...... well, I just need my hands.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 4:25:55 GMT -5
Ranma: Dude, you think this is bad?
<_< >_>
I'm being force-fed this crap.Shut up, Ranma! Okay, now Naoto - *fondle* - I find that using baking soda - *holds up talcum powder* - works best when making baked spaghetti. ^_^ Naoto: I see, I see... why does this police car have an oven? ;I dunno. *grope* Bigger on the inside?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 4:29:35 GMT -5
Ranma: Dude, you think this is bad?
<_< >_>
I'm being force-fed this crap.Shut up, Ranma! Okay, now Naoto - *fondle* - I find that using baking soda - *holds up talcum powder* - works best when making baked spaghetti. ^_^ Naoto: I see, I see... why does this police car have an oven? ;I dunno. *grope* Bigger on the inside? You just want me to gnaw through my arm dontcha? Sigh, if you're gonna do all that, could you at least crack a window open? The oven's making it very hot in the car.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 4:33:13 GMT -5
I considered that, but Ranma would just try to jump out... why do you think he's manacled? <_<
Ranma: I got it. *rolls a window down*
...now how did you do that?
Ranma: Boredom.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 4:34:05 GMT -5
Ahh.... much thanks Ranma.
Now if you could just help me get these handcuffs off, that would be great.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 4:38:28 GMT -5
Akane, I will trade you Hayden with handcuffs for a free disneyland pass
*whispers to hayden*
Don't worry, I have Gail Kim in the backseat, your gonna be fine
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 4:40:36 GMT -5
Ahh.... much thanks Ranma. Now if you could just help me get these handcuffs off, that would be great. *stuffs some banana & garlic cream pudding down Ranma's throat* Ranma: Oh GOD IT BU- *passes out*<_<;; ...I'll make you a deal. I'll free you and give you back Naoto if I can have equal snuggle time with her. Just her. You're nice and all, but it'd probably be creepy... ...man, I am wildly out of character, but I don't think I can be an ultraviolent tomboy... oh wait, yes I can... huh. Naoto: ...moron.^_^ Thanks!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 4:49:27 GMT -5
Ahh.... much thanks Ranma. Now if you could just help me get these handcuffs off, that would be great. *stuffs some banana & garlic cream pudding down Ranma's throat* Ranma: Oh GOD IT BU- *passes out*<_<;; ...I'll make you a deal. I'll free you and give you back Naoto if I can have equal snuggle time with her. Just her. You're nice and all, but it'd probably be creepy... ...man, I am wildly out of character, but I don't think I can be an ultraviolent tomboy... oh wait, yes I can... huh. Naoto: ...moron.^_^ Thanks! I can give you snuggle time with her. But why can't I get snuggle time? You've had Naoto-chan for a while, and I can't snuggle with Citten because Banjo gives me dirty looks.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 5:02:32 GMT -5
*stuffs some banana & garlic cream pudding down Ranma's throat* Ranma: Oh GOD IT BU- *passes out*<_<;; ...I'll make you a deal. I'll free you and give you back Naoto if I can have equal snuggle time with her. Just her. You're nice and all, but it'd probably be creepy... ...man, I am wildly out of character, but I don't think I can be an ultraviolent tomboy... oh wait, yes I can... huh. Naoto: ...moron.^_^ Thanks! I can give you snuggle time with her. But why can't I get snuggle time? You've had Naoto-chan for a while, and I can't snuggle with Citten because Banjo gives me dirty looks. With me? Um, because... <_< >_> Because have you seen what I do to Ranma? And I lo- like him. Imagine what I'd accidentally do to you! ._. ...now if you meant Naoto, go right ahead. =P
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 5:05:19 GMT -5
And if I was willing to deal with the scars/bruises/emotional torture/physical pain?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 5:17:49 GMT -5
And if I was willing to deal with the scars/bruises/emotional torture/physical pain? Ranma: And frequent stomach pumpings!*CLANG!!* >=E *puts down the cast iron skillet* ...well, it depends on a few things, but I think we could work something out. Maybe. <_<
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2011 5:22:16 GMT -5
Awesome.
Um, if you don't mind, my right arm is about thirty seconds away from being completely dead, and my left hand has gone cold. Could you do something about the handcuffs?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 5:27:39 GMT -5
Awesome. Um, if you don't mind, my right arm is about thirty seconds away from being completely dead, and my left hand has gone cold. Could you do something about the handcuffs? Right, right. *takes a hairpin from a pocket* Okay, now... *picks the lock on a toolbox to pull out some bolt cutters* ...and then I... *shatters the lock on a larger locked box, pulling out an axe* Here we go! *swings the axe at the handcuff chains*
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Post by DeathRay on Jan 15, 2011 10:44:32 GMT -5
The BDK is waiting at the hospital (how is a car's trunk big enough to have a hospital?... Oh yes, is bigger on the inside ;D), worried about the condition of their official ring announcer Jacob Hammermeier. Sara Del Rey, Claudio Castagnoli, Ares and Tim Donst are talking in some indecipherable tongue, most probably german, while drinking insane amounts of coffee which seems to come out of nowhere. Tursas is trying to get some candy from a vending machine, but it doesn't accept euros, so he just breaks the machine in little pieces and eats them. Lince Dorado is at the optometrist, checking his left eye. Daizee Haze is at the hallway playing fetch with Delirious, and Pinkie Sanchez is nowhere to be found. The doctor comes out of the surgery room, covered in blood and exhausted after 11 hours of operation. Dr. Ray: *phew* That was the weirdest surgery i've ever done, but it's finally over. Claudio: Is he alright? Dr. Ray: Well, he was just 130 pounds of ground meat a few hours ago, so he is gonna need all the rest he can get, but yes he will be alright. Sara: When i find the guy who did this to him, i will kill him, eat him, digest him, poop him and then flush him Dr. Ray: Be sure to give him a autograph though. Sara: WHAT? Dr. Ray: Nothing... It's just that... it seems to be a liiiiittle problem with the patient. Ares: But you said he was okay Dr. Ray: It just that... We didn't have any blood left for him, so we bought some bottles from a guy with a pink jacket, and it turned out to be.. well... vampire blood. Tim: But... that's AWESOME!. I mean, the sun can kill him, but he will never die and... Dr. Ray: It's not blood from a NORMAL vampire, it's from a... *Jacob Hammermeier gets out of the surgery room, runs through the hallway with inhuman speed and grabs Daizee's hands* Jacob: Do you have any idea of how much you mean to me? how much i love you? Daizee: Oh! Jacob, you are okay...why are you sparkling??? Jacob: Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it. *tries to make out with her* Daizee: Ugh... NO!... stay away from me!. DELIRIOUS!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!! Delirious: Bah?... bah. BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *hits Jacob with a knee right in the face*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 15, 2011 12:05:42 GMT -5
What gives? I wake up, and I'm in the backseat wearing Ranma's clothes and why do I smell like candy!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 15, 2011 12:21:28 GMT -5
...gah!
*whallops Omastar with a +10 cast iron skillet of eldritch terror bane, blasting him out through the window of the police car*
._. Jesus, that was close...
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