Seth Rogen Meets George Lucas; Lucas Tells Him...

[Chainsaw]

...The world's gonna end in 2012.

Wait, what?

www.torontosun.com/entertainment/movies/2011/01/18/16927446-wenn-story.html

And all of a sudden, a lot of what the man's done over the last 10 years makes a whole lot of sense.

[Free Hat]

Lucas has always struck me as a bit of a weirdo, so I can't say I'm too surprised.

[Deleted]

I am so not looking forward to 2012. Doomsday or not I'm not looking forward of how people are not going to shut up about the apocalypse.

[Sir Woodrow]

Jan 20, 2011 2:17:16 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I am so not looking forward to 2012. Doomsday or not I'm not looking forward of how people are not going to shut up about the apocalypse.

Ugh it's going to be '99 all over again.

[DrewVonAwesome]

Look at it this way...

Be like me, and try to see if you can get a car from a rich person on that day... after all. It's not like they'll be alive for MUCH LONGER ANYWAYS....

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Jan 20, 2011 2:17:16 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I am so not looking forward to 2012. Doomsday or not I'm not looking forward of how people are not going to shut up about the apocalypse.

Look at it this way, the night before is going to be party central across the US. You'll have a high chance of getting laid that night. ;D

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Jan 20, 2011 2:57:11 GMT -5 DrewVonAwesome said:

Look at it this way...

Be like me, and try to see if you can get a car from a rich person on that day... after all. It's not like they'll be alive for MUCH LONGER ANYWAYS....

TO SKYWALKER RANCH!

[Goldenbane]

I, Goldenbane, am at last going to reveal to George Lucas and to YOU...my fellow crappers, why I believe the Mayans' calander stops at 2012...and didn't go on.

The calander maker of the Mayans finished up the last day of 2012, and intook a nice big breath. "Ah." He or she might have said to themselves, "It's time to start on the year 2013..." SUDDENLY THE SPANISH CONQUISTIDORS (or one of the other billion enemies of the Maya empire that you'd like to insert here) BURST THROUGH THE ROOM, STABBING THE CALANDER MAN THROUGH THE FACE WITH THEIR SWORDS! Because the rest of the Mayans found themselves fighting a f***ING WAR, no body thought it was important enough to continue the oh so important calander man's work...why...well...THEY WERE FIGHTING A f***ING WAR!!

Now now, before you nay-sayers out there say..."Oh Goldenbane, your reasoning is just being silly/stupid. That never happened. Stop trying to be funny and be serious for a change." I have another secret for you. The year...it's not REALLY 2011...it's actually year 4,540,000,000 give or take a couple million/thousand/hunderd/dozen years. Every calander made by humanity...no matter what culture...is mathematically incorrect. Time is a screwy concept and, truth be told, there's no way to accurately measure it. The Earth is going to end when it ends...MAYBE it will be 2012, but the odds are supremely against it in all possible ways. I have a better chance of suddenly becoming a multi-billionaire tomorrow than the Earth has of suddenly coming to an end. Please trust me on this, and relax.

[Deleted]

My favorite part about this is that he's putting out the Stars Wars blu-ray in September 2011.

He's making sure to get get paid off Star Wars one last time before the world ends.

[Trapper]

On the bright side, a 2012 apocalypse means we won't have to deal with Jar Jar Binks anymore. Right?

[DrewVonAwesome]

Jan 20, 2011 3:19:48 GMT -5 Trapper said:

On the bright side, a 2012 apocalypse means we won't have to deal with Jar Jar Binks anymore. Right?

Well what if the 2012 apocolypse comes from an attacking fleet of jar jar clones.

I mean George IS certain it's gonna happen.

[Sir Woodrow]

Jan 20, 2011 3:19:48 GMT -5 Trapper said:

On the bright side, a 2012 apocalypse means we won't have to deal with Jar Jar Binks anymore. Right?

Wrong, 2012 is when Phantom Menace is released in 3D so the last movie we could ever see is Jar Jar on the big screen

[frankincleveland]

Jan 20, 2011 2:59:36 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Jan 20, 2011 2:17:16 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I am so not looking forward to 2012. Doomsday or not I'm not looking forward of how people are not going to shut up about the apocalypse.

Look at it this way, the night before is going to be party central across the US. You'll have a high chance of getting laid that night. ;D

...by George Lucas?

[SEAN CARLESS]

Lucas knows EXACTLY how it's going to happen, too:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}

[theryno665]

It's OK. John Cusack will save us.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

It'll be nice once we hit 2013, and everyone can shut up about the world ending...until the next time end of the world hysteria hits, like it has every century for the last several thousand years.

See also: A Brief History of the Apocalypse www.abhota.info

[toonami4life]

The people who read the Mayan calendars need to get their facts straight. It dictates the end of an AGE! Not the end of the world like everyone says it's going to be. A new age is starting on December 21 2012, that's what it means. Not the Earth is going to explode or we'll be hit by a comet or invaded by a fleet of talking hats.

It symbolizes the start of a new age in the world. But then again since 99% of the world seems to misunderstand whatever they read of course they get everything wrong.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

I've got no time for 2012. I'm waiting for the real doomsday...day.

[darthalexander]

Lucas is probably not all that sane.

Well, 2012 will come and go and we'll all be fine. What's the next date of impending doom for the world? Anyone know?

[lucas_lee]

The only good news if the world ends in 2012, is Lucas won't find a way to whore out the Star Wars Franchise more